Chicago Mayor To Admit Illegal Alien Teens As Targets For Gangs In Street Shooting Relief Plan

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) Shortly after the Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy announced an 18-year-old black teen had been charged in the fatal shooting of 11-year-old Shamiya Adams, visiting Mayor Rahm Emanuel got a grilling from black teens on the South Side.

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My Annual Rant Against the School System (Part Two: Educating Illegal Aliens)

USA – (satireworld.com) Note: This is Part Two of “my two cents worth” about the education system in America. It is not a rant against teachers, but about the overwhelming bureaucracy and waste and stupidity that is the Public School System and the Department of Education.

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Boston Globe proves Massachusetts’ “Common-Wealth” just another Liberal Oxy-Moron!

Cape Cod,USA – (satireworld.com) During yet another lazy Sunday on Cape Cod with 70 degree temperatures and a glorious sea borne breeze, what better thing to do than sit on the porch and browse through the commonwealth’s newspaper of record, the Globe. What a way to ruin a day!

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Amid Obama Vacation Chaos in Martha’s Vineyard, A Bromance is Born

The Rich Part of MA – (satireworld.com) With all the craziness that accompanies a First Family vacation and all the prep work that goes into getting a place ready for America’s King and Queen, which drives the locals insane, something special has emerged to bring a smile to people everywhere.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……According to Nopes #11

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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My Annual Rant Against the School System (Part One; The Supply List)

USA – (satireworld.com) Okay, so it is late in July and the kids are getting ready to go back to school. The local Walmart and Kmart and Target and Office Depot and Office Max and Staples are all full of parents buying baskets full of school supplies from the lists given the stores by the […]

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Plastic Surgeons Now Offering Rent To Own Services

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) First, you could rent a house. Renting cars and moving vans were followed by rent-to-own furniture, electronics, or appliances. The next evolutionary steps were rent-to-own tires and rent to own home computers. The latest innovation in this fast growing industry are rent-to-own breast implants!

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Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Moscow – (satireworld.com) Russian President Putin has become bored with not having a worthy adversary on the foreign policy landscape due to President Obama’s lack of interest in world affairs. The Russian leader always welcomes a challenge and believes having a United States that at least pretends to care is in the world’s interest.

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Satire World Journalist detained at MA border over anti-Obama Bumper Stickers!

Mashpee, MA – (satireworld.com) A planned ocean side vacation for Philbert of Maryland (POM) was delayed yesterday when he was detained at the border crossing by immigration TSA authorities over provocative bumper stickers ridiculing the president.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……According to Nopes #10

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Prime Minister Netanyahu Goes Fundraising Amid Country in Turmoil

Tel Aviv – (satireworld.com) With his country deep in the midst of major crises and problems which demand his attention, including the current war with Hamas, Prime Minister Netanyahu headed out today for a quick cash-and-grab fundraising trip.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……according to Nopes! #9

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton Both Check Into Wealth Rehab Facility

Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you seek out professional help. Such is the case with two well-known people in recent weeks. Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton have both checked themselves into a Wealth Rehab clinic after years of denial about their vast monetary holdings.

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First New Mexico Endangered Bear Hunt Proves Successful

Gallop, NM – (satireworld.com) New Mexico’s game and fish commission issued a seven page report on the results of the opening day hunter’s tally from the controversial Giant Panda hunt in several of New Mexico’s wilderness areas.

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Kerry, Aides Undergo Anal Examination Before Meeting With Egyptian President

Cairo, Egypt – (satireworld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry flew to Tel Aviv from Cairo, where he met Tuesday with Egypt’s president and other high-level officials in an effort to broker a cease fire between Israel and Hamas fighters in Gaza.

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‘Water Cops’ to Catch Wasters in California on New Reality Show

Santa Cruz, CA – (satireworld.com) “Bad Buoys, Bad Buoys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?” You might recognize the theme song for the newest reality show to debut from California amidst their worst drought in years and ongoing, severe water restrictions.

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Mossberg’s .17 cal HHR voted most popular Jew in ‘Whack- a -Mole” Gaza shooting gallery!

Somewhere in the Gaza Strip – (satireworld.com) Israeli defense forces are singing the praises of yet another American Jew coming to the aid of the country in the fight for survival against Palestinian terrorists…and this one’s name is MOSSBERG!

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Zingers: Misc.

(satireworld.com)] Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Geppetto Actually Had Four Sons

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Pinocchio was created as a puppet by Geppetto and the size of his nose changed because of his lies. However, Geppetto had three flesh and blood sons prior to Pinocchio’s creation.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #8

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama exercises Executive Action to Expedite opening of Mashpee, Ma medical marijuana clinic in time for 2 week ‘dream’ vacation!

Mashpee, MA – (satireworld.com) With the first family’s 2 week agonizing ‘vacation’ on Martha’s Vineyard (for residents and tourists) just 3 weeks away, reports are that the President was ‘in a panic’ after permits to open a marijuana clinic just 15 miles across Nantucket Sound were stalled.

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Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck’s Free Soccer Balls

McAllen, TX – (satireworld.com) A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens traveled thousands of miles was for the hope of scoring one of Glenn Beck’s free soccer balls.

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Elizabeth Warren Has the Runs

Detroit MI – (satireworld.com) Supporters of progressive Democratic Senator Elizabeth “You Didn’t Build That” Warren (D-MA) rallied to show their support for her to throw her hat into the ring and run for president in 2016. “Run Liz Run” front bumper stickers (a used Hillary 2008 message) were distributed to the attendees.

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Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Dozens Get Free Piece of Ass

Gaza – (satireworld.com) Ok, so the title of this article is the only remotely funny part of this story and is really just to get your attention. This latest attempt to kill innocents in the Middle East by using animals as a way to get bombs close to crowds in an attempt to kill only […]

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Obama exhibiting classic signs of a ‘Stoner” Rolling Stone and High Times says!

The White House – (satireworld.com) New reports are surfacing indicating that Obama hasn’t shaken his propensity to choom his way through the Presidency as disturbing incidences emerge from concerned democratic sources in congress!

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Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or ‘Just Die Already’

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just fulfilling her lifetime appointment as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, but many on the left are growing impatient with the Justice as the November midterm elections near.

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Susan Rice Sent to Russia to Assist Putin in Cover-Up of Malaysian Airline Disaster

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice, has been dispatched to Russia by President Obama to assist President Putin in his cover-up attempt to hide the damage his soldiers did when they murdered nearly 300 innocent people aboard a Malaysian airplane.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #7

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom. My wife is pregnant with twins (a boy and a girl).  We are still trying to figure out what to name them.

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  • My Annual Rant Against the School System (Part One; The Supply List)
  • USA – (satireworld.com) Okay, so it is late in July and the kids are getting ready to go back to school. The local Walmart and Kmart and Target and Office Depot and Office Max and Staples are all full of parents buying baskets full of school supplies from the lists given the stores by the […]



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  • Amid Obama Vacation Chaos in Martha’s Vineyard, A Bromance is Born
  • The Rich Part of MA – (satireworld.com) With all the craziness that accompanies a First Family vacation and all the prep work that goes into getting a place ready for America’s King and Queen, which drives the locals insane, something special has emerged to bring a smile to people everywhere.



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  • First New Mexico Endangered Bear Hunt Proves Successful
  • Gallop, NM – (satireworld.com) New Mexico’s game and fish commission issued a seven page report on the results of the opening day hunter’s tally from the controversial Giant Panda hunt in several of New Mexico’s wilderness areas.



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  • Fake TSA Agent Gropes Woman at San Francisco Airport
  • San Francisco, CA – (satireworldf.com) A drunk illegal alien allegedly posed as a TSA officer at San Francisco airport before pulling two women into a private screening area to give them a pat down, police have said.



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