(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #49

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

Full Story

Actress Daniele Watts Gets Arrested, Plays Every Card in Her Hand

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The other day on Sunset Blvd., a little known actress was arrested for indecent exposure and decided that, rather than accept her punishment, it would be wiser to blow the whole thing up so it would land her all over the tabloid covers for the next few days.

Full Story

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #48

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

Goodell calls for character references for Rae Caruth in run up to his return to NFL after release from prison in 2018!

San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com) OJ is said to have vouched for Rae Caruth before the new NFL panel of ‘Social Responsibility’ demanded by Obama and a militant GROUP Of LBGT badminton players to determine additional punishment for ‘african american crimes against the financial interests of the NFL and its sponsors”

Full Story

Chuck Todd Interviews President Obama – James Lipton Style

New York City – (satireworld.com) Chuck Todd, the new host of NBC’s Meet the Press, recently interviewed President Obama and we imagined how the interview would have gone if Todd had conducted the conversation as one part himself, one part James Lipton, host of Inside the Actor’s Studio. Our imaginings are thus presented to you […]

Full Story

Mexican Coyotes Organize Illegal Travel Agency For Latino Border Jumpers

San Diego, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Having already taken over all of South and Central America, the Latino population of the New World now have their sights on taking over all of the northern hemisphere as well, as thousands are poised at border jump over points waiting to take advanatge of the Obama amnesty efforts.

Full Story

Actor Mel Gibson Mulls President of Scotland Offer

Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder lenght hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his […]

Full Story

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #47

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

Senate Done For the Year as Harry Reid Enters Rehab For His Koch Addiction

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has adjourned the legislative body he oversees and announced there will be no more business attended to for the rest of the year. The reason? Reid will be entering a rehab facility to get help with his addiction to Koch.

Full Story

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #46

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

ISIS Leaders Vow To Take Up Golf

Mosul, Iraq – (satireworld.com) Soon after President Obama’s speech on Wednesday where he outlined the nation’s hastily cobbled strategy concerning the defeat of the ISIS fundamentalist terror army, the head spokesman for the Syrian rebels announced that ISIS too has shifted priorities and will soon start playing golf just like a certain western leader.

Full Story

The 2015 ObamaCar is Here

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The first van loads of the all electric government coalition designed Obama people’s car or ObamaCar are now at Government Motors (GM) showrooms in the Washington DC metropolitan area.

Full Story

France Denies ISIS Terror Group Export Technology License

Paris, France – (satireworld.com) You have to hand it to the French government for being on their toes and halting sensitive technological exports to country’s who support terror. This past week French Security Forces headed by General Gordon Lepage thwarted an attempt to spirit away several crates of important French technology on a Venezualan registered […]

Full Story

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #45

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying ‘GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization’

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to the famous Moorview Institute for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located in California, is a maximum security institution, and is […]

Full Story

Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Elections Approach

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November mid-term elections.

Full Story

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #44

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

Skeet Shooting Exhibition Places Wasserman-Schultz in the Crosshairs

Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of his most trusted supporter, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz while using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According […]

Full Story

Obama War on ISIS Means Draft Registration For US Women

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) On Thursday, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel and Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, signed an order that officially rescinded the ban on women serving in combat. This was in part due to pressure from the White House which was eager to show that the President was […]

Full Story

FLOTUS’s Politically Correct Healthy Food Program

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The Dietary Advisory Guidelines Committee (DGAC) is chartered to provide Americans updated diet and nutrition information and guidelines, e.g. the food plate which is a follow on to the food pyramid. Liberal left wing issues like climate change, sustainable agriculture, trade, animal rights, immigration, pest control and other non-nutrition issues are […]

Full Story

ISIS, ISIL Reeling Psychologically After Obama Says They Aren’t Islamic

Mosul, Iraq – (satireworld.com) Reports are becoming widespread out of this area that thousands of ISIS militant fighters are wandering the desert, searching for meaning after finding out from President Obama, in his latest speech, that they are not indeed, Islamic.

Full Story

NFL Commish, Barack Goodell, Denies Knowing About Ray Rice Elevator Video Before This Week

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com) Despite recent revelations the Ray Rice video showing Rice knocking out his wife was available months ago, NFL Commissioner Barack Hussein Goodell continued to maintain he had no access to the video until this week. “I only learned about the video when I saw it in the press on Monday, just […]

Full Story

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #43

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

Dumb Questions

(satireworld.com) Note: I originally wrote this for a company magazine back in 2005, but they wouldn’t print it. I broke it into three pieces and posted it on a different website, but I always liked it best as a single piece (as it was intended). Now, nine years later, I have decided to return it […]

Full Story

Maryland Taxpayers Get Ready For “Pet Poop Tax”

Annapolis MD – (satireworld.com) The Maryland General Assembly is not scheduled to meet until sometime in January 2015 for its 90 day session. There will be a new governor and new legislators elected in the November 2014 election. The legislature is expected to remain under Democratic control.

Full Story

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #41

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

Susan Rice Views A Chinese Video

Beijing, China – (satireworld.com) US National Security Advisor Susan E. Rice is visiting China. Her mission is to restore credibility to the Obama administration’s goal of giving China and the Asia Pacific his highest attention. As of late President Barack Obama has been distracted by crises in Ukraine; Israel and the Gaza Strip; Iraq, Syria […]

Full Story

Ray Rice Scores Endorsement Deals For Dating Site, Workout Video

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com) Exiled NFL running back Ray Rice has landed a couple of endorsement deals in the wake of his humiliating firing from the Baltimore Ravens after video surfaced of him beating his future wife in an elevator months ago.

Full Story
SatireWorld Editorial Corner
  • Who is Antonio West ?
  • Brunswick, Georgia – (satireworld.com) Hello. Don’t recognize me? That’s OK, I understand.


Turdblossom's Advice Column


POLITICS


BUSINESS
  • The 2015 ObamaCar is Here
  • Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The first van loads of the all electric government coalition designed Obama people’s car or ObamaCar are now at Government Motors (GM) showrooms in the Washington DC metropolitan area.



ENTERTAINMENT
  • Actress Daniele Watts Gets Arrested, Plays Every Card in Her Hand
  • Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The other day on Sunset Blvd., a little known actress was arrested for indecent exposure and decided that, rather than accept her punishment, it would be wiser to blow the whole thing up so it would land her all over the tabloid covers for the next few days.



MAGAZINE
  • Dumb Questions
  • (satireworld.com) Note: I originally wrote this for a company magazine back in 2005, but they wouldn’t print it. I broke it into three pieces and posted it on a different website, but I always liked it best as a single piece (as it was intended). Now, nine years later, I have decided to return it […]



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • Drinking Prune Juice is Now Mandatory Each Morning in the US Congress
  • Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Hidden in the fine print of the Affordable Care Act (ACA), ObamaCare, is a mandatory requirement that all members of Congress over 60 years of age must drink a 12 ounce glass of prune juice before each morning session. That’s what happens when you “pass a bill and have to read […]



SPORTS


UK NEWS
  • Actor Mel Gibson Mulls President of Scotland Offer
  • Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder lenght hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his […]



US NEWS


WORLD NEWS
  • Mexican Coyotes Organize Illegal Travel Agency For Latino Border Jumpers
  • San Diego, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Having already taken over all of South and Central America, the Latino population of the New World now have their sights on taking over all of the northern hemisphere as well, as thousands are poised at border jump over points waiting to take advanatge of the Obama amnesty efforts.



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • Who is Antonio West ?
  • Brunswick, Georgia – (satireworld.com) Hello. Don’t recognize me? That’s OK, I understand.



LEAD STORIES
  • Dumb Questions
  • (satireworld.com) Note: I originally wrote this for a company magazine back in 2005, but they wouldn’t print it. I broke it into three pieces and posted it on a different website, but I always liked it best as a single piece (as it was intended). Now, nine years later, I have decided to return it […]