Hillary Pledges to Defund Planned Parenthood During Campaign Stop

NEW HAMPSHIRE – (satireworld.com) A Clinton campaign aide has been fired after holding up a cue card that contained an error for Mrs. Clinton during a rally in this state today. The sign read “I will Defund Planned Parenthood!” and the sign was supposed to say “defend,” not “defund.” Clinton campaign workers have not been […]

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Detroit Doubles as Hell For “World’s Largest Public Satanic Ceremony”

DETROIT – (satireworld.com) Hell was booked so they moved it to Detroit. In a city that is falling apart before the nation’s eyes, satanists will hold the biggest “public” ceremony honoring their belief system this country has ever seen. And by “public” we mean the exact location is being kept a secret and only ticket […]

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I just lost another Facebook friend

I just lost another Facebook friend. (satireworld.com) She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point […]

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Trouble in Paradise, “Jihadi John” Now on Run From ISIS

SYRIA – (satireworld.com) Once the poster boy for the evil of ISIS, the man credited with killing numerous hostages held by the terror group is reportedly now on the run from the very group that made him a star. According to the Jerusalem Post, John is in hiding, probably within a different JV terror group. […]

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Editor’s Sunday Rant….

Bargis Tryhol’s rant for Sunday……….. You listening McConnel and Bohner? As a candidate we need someone who says ‘we’re sick and tired and we’re not going to take it anymore’ and means it! Someone who snaps back at a reporter’s slanted question. Someone who just ‘tells it like it is’ without the spin and bullcrap. […]

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Trump Releases Renovation Plans For Post-Obama White House

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

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Will Obama Visit Dumpster Diving Brother While in Kenya?

Nairobi, Kenya-(satireworld.com) George Hussein Obama celebrated Kwanza every year but with a little different twist than with the typical Afro-American celebration, but all he has money for is a post card showing a smiling US President…Barack Obama, his half-brother.

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Donald Trump Claims He’s Found Obama’s ‘Lost Birth Certificate’

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Score one for The Donald ! After months of frenzied investigations and a bevy of expensive private eyes shuttling across three continents, billionaire Donald Trump claims he’s found Barack Obama’s real birth certificate and the results are not all that pretty.

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Meat Found In McDonald’s Hamburger!

Peoria, IL -0 (satireworld.com) An Illinois couple says they got a huge surprise after a burger run to their local McDonald’s. Debbie and Hans Mirth ordered a double cheeseburger at the Golden Arches drive-thru. After returning home and unwrapping the meal, they discovered it contained real meat, Mirth told a reporter from local NBC affiliate […]

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After Successful Sequel, Sharknado 4 Plot Details Revealed

ATLANTA – (satireworld.com) It’s only been a couple of days since the SyFy channel aired the latest installment in the Sharknado franchise, but already plot details about the next incarnation of the show are emerging online. The highlight of the latest episode was getting to see disgraced politician Anthony Weiner (playing the head of the […]

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Senate Approves Disney and Yosemite Park Tourist Deal

Yosemite Park, CA – (satireworld.com) Today, the US Senate approved, and the President is expected to sign, a landmark deal where popular national parks partner with successful private business ventures. Touted as a landmark in of itself, the deal will provide the US treasury with sorely needed funds and provide needed jobs in a slowly […]

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Donald Trump Denies AFL-CIO Family Connection

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Swirling rumors of Presidential candidate and business magnate Donald Trump’s secret Polish ancestry have surfaced in recent days tying the New York City icon to labor unions and the union’s leftist-based movement to socialize America.

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Donald Trump ‘Captured,’ Ordered Held in Broom Closet by RNC

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Because of his thoughtless comments about Senator John McCain being captured during the Vietnam war, Republican Party Chairman, Reince Priebus, has ordered that presidential candidate Donald Trump be held in a broom closet for one year to learn some empathy for what Mr. McCain went through.

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#BlackLivesMatter Now Owns 75% of All Paint in America

OKLAHOMA CITY – (satireworld.com) After the most recent defacing of a monument in this town, sources have revealed that the #BlackLivesMatter movement now controls most of the paint in America. The paint hoarding is causing hardships for the housing, automotive, art, and paint-sniffing communities. Some estimates say the movement controls up to 3/4 of the […]

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Uproar over Mayor De Blasio’s porn doors scheme

New York – (satireworld.com) Campaign donors who bankrolled Bill de Blasio’s triumphant 2014 City Hall win are up in arms over a mayoral housing scheme that limits NYC renters’ internet porn access at new residential properties built on municipal land.

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Lesbian Assaults Lover With Dildo, Proves Some People Are Never Happy

FLORIDA – (satireworld.com) While most gays are now living a blissful, carefree life since the Supreme Court granted them the right to marry, some people are just never satisfied. This is a true but tragic story and will shake your faith in humanity to the core. A 57 year-old lesbian, who apparently didn’t get the […]

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Conservatives File Class Action Suit Because Liberals Not Sharing Things to be Offended By

Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com) A class action lawsuit has been filed on behalf of the nation’s tens of millions of conservatives because liberals are holding a monopoly on things to be offended by. Conservatives said they had finely had enough when it was noticed that liberals were being offended by every freakin’ thing under the […]

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US Department of Planets Authenticates Pluto As An Official Planet

US Geological Survey US Department of Planets Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The US Department of Planets (USDOP) officially gave its blessing and has now listed Pluto as a verified planet after years of on again/off again speculation that it was merely a collection of ice and rocks without a specific planetary form.

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Liberal ‘Coping Kits’ Now Available With New Historical Eraser

NYC-(satireworld.com) The 2015 Liberal Coping Kit is now available for sale nationwide and can be purchased at Walgreen’s and CVS stores, as well as on many college campuses. The newest kit comes with many of the products liberals have come to realize they can’t live without, but this year’s kit has a few additions. The […]

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TV Game Show Marketed Toward Acne Sufferers Hits The Airwaves

Television City, Hollywood – (satireworld.com) Acne sufferers rejoice! A TV show is about to debut that has you in the headlines. Popular TV show host Russell Brand announced today that auditions for Can You Pop-A-Pimple has begun at Television City in Hollywood.

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El Chapo pops out of sewer in San Diego, granted Amnesty, Driver’s License and Food Stamps!

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com) Days after Mexico’s richest man, 2nd only to Carlos Slim, El Chapo escaped from a “high security” prison through a state of the art tunneling project funded by an Obama executive order to create shovel ready jobs for ‘undocumented tourists” he has popped up in San Diego, CA, a major crossing […]

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Sheila Jackson Lee Railed Against the Confederate Flag, Southern Monuments and Street Names

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) stood on the US House floor in debate of an amendment to the Department of the Interior/Environmental Protection Agency’s spending bill. The amendment would ban the Confederate flag from being flown in federal cemeteries. Representative Lee (D-TX) obtained a BA in political science from Yale University and […]

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Obama holds global record for heroin peddling says retired Interpol chief

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) “Ever catch yourself wondering just how many tons of heroin shipments made President Skank electable in the USA?” was a former top cop’s opening salvo at a DC security conference this morning.

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$10 Bills? No, Woman to be Featured on Helmets of Buffalo Bills Instead

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Crushing the hopes of feminists everywhere, Secretary of Treasury Lew revealed this week that instead of featuring a woman’s picture on the $10 bill as previously reported, the Treasury has decided to feature, for the first time ever, a woman on the helmet of the Buffalo Bills. There had already been […]

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Kerry: ‘Iran Limited To 30,000 Pound Nuke Warheads’

Geneva, Switzerland – (satireworld.com) In a sweeping announcement at the end of months of negotiation, Secretary of State John Kerry outlined the signed weapons treaty that limits Iran’s future nuclear capability.

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Trump Just Purchased 2016 Election, Will Paint White House Gold

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) The Donald announced today that because he was tired of listening to all the crap in the media about Hillary Clinton’s inevitability in 2016, he has called the media’s bluff and paid enough voters to back him – they’re now all under contract to do so – that his run […]

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Hillary Reveals “my big fat Greek Presidency!”

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) As the economy continues to falter, and economic disaster looms in Europe, Hillary held a tantalizing look into her presidential agenda in an impromptu press conference at a ‘lick a donut” at a neighborhood Krispy Kreme franchise just a block away from Chelsea’s $11m penthouse while taking her granddaughter out for […]

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Antiques Road Show Uncovers Antique Bureau Worth 3.5M Spoof Points!

The Spoof – (satireworld.com) A dowdy London retiree, saying he ‘really didn’t need it anymore’, lugged an antique Victorian Bureau in for appraisal on the Antique Road Show, and found after an appraisal it was worth over 3.5M Spoof Points!

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Clinton Supporters Trying to Make Robotic Hillary Seem “More Human”

NEW HAMPSHIRE – (satireworld.com) Following Hillary Clinton’s recent interview with CNN’s Brianna Keilar, the Democratic candidate faced many of the same criticisms that have plagued her during her entire time in public life. The woman is just not warm, personable, and relatable, but rather a cold, calculating, conniving, power hungry witch. So Hillary supporters are […]

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SatireWorld Editorial Corner
  • I just lost another Facebook friend
  • I just lost another Facebook friend. (satireworld.com) She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point […]


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POLITICS
  • Hillary Pledges to Defund Planned Parenthood During Campaign Stop
  • NEW HAMPSHIRE – (satireworld.com) A Clinton campaign aide has been fired after holding up a cue card that contained an error for Mrs. Clinton during a rally in this state today. The sign read “I will Defund Planned Parenthood!” and the sign was supposed to say “defend,” not “defund.” Clinton campaign workers have not been […]



BUSINESS
  • Trump Releases Renovation Plans For Post-Obama White House
  • New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.



ENTERTAINMENT
  • After Successful Sequel, Sharknado 4 Plot Details Revealed
  • ATLANTA – (satireworld.com) It’s only been a couple of days since the SyFy channel aired the latest installment in the Sharknado franchise, but already plot details about the next incarnation of the show are emerging online. The highlight of the latest episode was getting to see disgraced politician Anthony Weiner (playing the head of the […]



MAGAZINE
  • Will Obama Visit Dumpster Diving Brother While in Kenya?
  • Nairobi, Kenya-(satireworld.com) George Hussein Obama celebrated Kwanza every year but with a little different twist than with the typical Afro-American celebration, but all he has money for is a post card showing a smiling US President…Barack Obama, his half-brother.



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY


SPORTS
  • Lance Armstrong Goes Trans-Gender
  • Leon Springs, CA – (satireworld.com) Well, you knew it was coming right? Just weeks after Bruce Jenner declared himself a ‘woman’ with man parts, washed-up cyclist and admitted doper Lance Armstrong is going to give womanhood a chance and enter the Tour deFrance bicycle event as a woman.



UK NEWS
  • UK Man Has Head Injury Repaired Using 3-D Printer and Super Glue
  • Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) Doctors at Queen Alexandra Hospital have used 3D printing technology to replace most of a man’s missing skull in an innovative procedure which included using simple Super Glue in a process that is sure to revolutionize orthopedic surgery.



US NEWS
  • Detroit Doubles as Hell For “World’s Largest Public Satanic Ceremony”
  • DETROIT – (satireworld.com) Hell was booked so they moved it to Detroit. In a city that is falling apart before the nation’s eyes, satanists will hold the biggest “public” ceremony honoring their belief system this country has ever seen. And by “public” we mean the exact location is being kept a secret and only ticket […]



WORLD NEWS
  • I just lost another Facebook friend
  • I just lost another Facebook friend. (satireworld.com) She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point […]



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • I just lost another Facebook friend
  • I just lost another Facebook friend. (satireworld.com) She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point […]



LEAD STORIES
  • I just lost another Facebook friend
  • I just lost another Facebook friend. (satireworld.com) She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point […]