(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #106

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Black Power by Fred Reed

Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]

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Kim Jong Un Vows to Fight Obesity in North Korea: Turns Down 240M Happy Meals from UN!

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korea’s new reverend leader, Kim Jong Un, appeared in Pyongyang Square in honor of Kim Il Sun’s (RIP) 100th birthday and took the opportunity to opine as he looked at things from his own perspective while reviewing all 1.2M men and women in the standing army as they goose […]

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Sent To His Room Without Supper

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a pre-emptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #105

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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‘Elf on the Shelf’ Responsible for Most Identity Theft During Holiday Season

LUBBOCK, TX – (satireworld.com) After an exhaustive research project conducted by Texas Tech University, it has been discovered the sometimes whimsical, sometimes creepy, elves on the shelves in millions of home across America also have a sinister side to them.  An extensive surveillance program has confirmed that many of the holiday colored figurines are spies, […]

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Karl Rove on CIA Interrogation Report: “Who Doesn’t Enjoy a Good Rectal Feeding?”

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) This morning on Fox News Channel, RINO anal-yst Karl Rove spoke fondly of the methods reportedly used by the CIA in their treatment of terrorists in US custody. “Let’s be real,” Rove said to Chris Wallace, “Who among us doesn’t enjoy a good rectal feeding? I’m a huge fan of […]

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Uncle Sam Had a Dream

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) One hundred sixty year old Uncle Sam was watching television in his Georgetown town house, when the news broke that 124 children (school students) had been killed by Pakistani Taliban in a revenge attack. The old gentleman fell asleep with tears in his eyes and an aching heart.

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SatireWorld Celebrates ‘Santa and Machine Guns’ Event

SatireWorld Range and Dinner Club, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

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Danish Man Paints With Penis and Calls It Art

COPENHAGEN – (satirewoprld.com) A Danish man has found his small niche in the art world. Uwe Max Jansen paints with a different tool than most artists. His chosen instrument is his manhood and he recently finished his latest painting – a portrait of Kim Kardashian’s bare butt. The painting marks a high point for artistic […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #104

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Yet Another Woman Claims Bill Cosby Drugged Her And Sucked Her Toes

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Another woman has come forward to accuse comedian Bill Cosby of sexual assault, claiming the event took place as recently as 2008, which is within the California statute of limitations.

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Reverend AL Sharpton’s Protest Gets The Shaft

Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com) Two African American gangbangers Rodney Jones and Tatum Shultz were rushed to Kings County Hospital suffering from wounds in their posterior regions according to emergency room doctors. In fact the doctors were almost giddy over these two patients embarrassing predicament.

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America Recovering Following Surgery Removing Boehner’s Knife From Back

ANYTOWN, USA – (satireworld.com) The United States is currently recuperating following surgery from an attack by House Speaker John Boehner last night in which Boehner spit in the eyes of voters and stabbed the country in the back by passing a $1.2 trillion pork-laden spending bill. Boehner, a royal douchebag in addition to being speaker, […]

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Jonathan Gruber Gets a New Federal Job

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) Rolling Stone Magazine is reporting that Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) Economics Professor Jonathan Gruber (A Harvard PHD graduate) was appointed to the position of Products User Technical Testing Secretary (PUTTS). It was MIT Professor Gruber, the self-described architect of Obamacare, who said on several video tapes that “the stupidity of the […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #103

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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CIA ‘Torture Report’ Reveals Bin Laden Last Words Were “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot!”

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Protesters everywhere, from the Congressional Black Caucus to average thugs in Ferguson, are bummed out this week after reading details of the CIA Interrogation Report which was released and made public. In the report, it appears that Osama Bin Laden was actually the first one to coin the term “Hands Up, […]

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Exhausted Ferguson Protesters Are Determined to be Mostly Narcoleptics

LONDON – (satireworld.com) Thousands and thousands of protest weary individuals are suffering from some sort of sleepy condition that comes from constant sign waving and shouting. The latest incident of a collective narcoleptic episode hit protesters at a mall in London. Dozens of people protesting the grand jury decision in Ferguson, Missouri suddenly fell to […]

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Honey Boo Boo Momma June In Sex Tape Deal?

Dog Patch, GA – (satireworld.com) Key Hole Entertainment, a California adult film company, is allegedly offering ‘Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo’s’ Momma June Shannon a contract to perform sex on camera.

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Revolutionary New Cloning Process Allows Santa To Deliver A Lingerie Model To Every Teenage Boy This Christmas

North Pole – (satireworld.com) After promising a ‘stocking-stuffer like no other…And actually in a real pair of stockings,’ Santa Claus announced today the new cloning process will allow him to fulfill every male teenagers sexual dream for next Christmas too.

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Gun Gifts For Christmas? Times They Are A Changing….

Tallahassee, FL-(satireworld.com) The gift of a gun may be high on many Floridians’ holiday shopping lists. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement says it is on target to conduct nearly 1 million background checks this year on private firearm purchases. The projection comes as the department is reporting a record number of reviews conducted over […]

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Obama’s Kids Eat Well At Private School Lunchrooms

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) via Newsmax While many public school students complain about lunchtime mush that meets White House calorie guidelines, President Barack Obama’s daughters are dining on gourmet meals at a posh private school in Washington.

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Al Sharpton Instructs All Blacks to Keep Hands in the Air at All Times

CHICAGO – (satireworld.com) At a meeting yesterday that included other race hustlers, Rev. Al Sharpton insisted that all blacks keep their hands permanently raised in the event they are shot by police. “We, as a people, must eliminate the confusion so many witnesses have when recounting whether one of our brothers or sisters had they […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #102

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1795 Time Capsule Buried By Samuel Adams Opened In Boston

BOSTON, MA – (satireworld.com) A time capsule buried by patriots Samuel Adams and Paul Revere in 1795 was unearthed on Thursday in Boston. The more than 200-year-old antique, thought by experts to possibly be the oldest unopened time capsule in the U.S, was located in a granite cornerstone at the Massachusetts State House by workers […]

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Gruber Goes “Caveman” in Front of Congressional Committee

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In front of congressional heavyweights on Capitol Hill today, Jonathan Gruber, the smartest man in his own mind, instead played dumb during a hearing today about previous statements the MIT economist had made concerning the deception he used to help sell Obamacare.

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Verifying The Gender Of Santa Claus

New Mexico Desert-(satireworld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments:

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Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [VIDEO NEWS]

Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch this, our first ever “Daily News Update,” in which I try to make sense of […]

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Ivy League Schools Alter Exam Schedules Due to Ferguson ‘Emotional Trauma’

CAMBRIDGE, MA – (satireworld.com) Twenty-two to twenty-six year-old children who attend Columbia Law School or The Harvard School of Law will be allowed to take their fall exams at a later date if they have been too traumatized over the recent events in Ferguson. The “Michael Brown” exemption will be honored by both schools if […]

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SatireWorld Editorial Corner
  • Black Power by Fred Reed
  • Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]


Turdblossom's Advice Column
  • SatireWorld Celebrates ‘Santa and Machine Guns’ Event
  • SatireWorld Range and Dinner Club, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.



POLITICS
  • Black Power by Fred Reed
  • Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]



BUSINESS
  • After Profits Drop 10% – McDonalds Dumps Ronald McDonald Image
  • Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Ronald McDonald is falling on hard times after a 47 year run as the official spokesman and mascot for the fast food hamburger giant McDonalds. Citing unresponsive interest in youngsters now preoccupied with apps, gaming, and computers, todays children find the yellow-jumpered mascot, well, just plain boring.



ENTERTAINMENT
  • ‘Elf on the Shelf’ Responsible for Most Identity Theft During Holiday Season
  • LUBBOCK, TX – (satireworld.com) After an exhaustive research project conducted by Texas Tech University, it has been discovered the sometimes whimsical, sometimes creepy, elves on the shelves in millions of home across America also have a sinister side to them.  An extensive surveillance program has confirmed that many of the holiday colored figurines are spies, […]



MAGAZINE
  • SatireWorld Celebrates ‘Santa and Machine Guns’ Event
  • SatireWorld Range and Dinner Club, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY


SPORTS
  • SatireWorld Celebrates ‘Santa and Machine Guns’ Event
  • SatireWorld Range and Dinner Club, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.



UK NEWS


US NEWS
  • Texas Plumber’s Old Truck Being Used For Warfare by ISIS
  • TEXAS CITY, TX – (satireworld.com) The owner of Mark-1 Plumbing was surprised when he was alerted to a picture on Twitter showing Islamic Jihadists using one of his old trucks to wage warfare on its opponents in the Middle East. Mark Oberholtzer said he didn’t understand how his old truck ended up in Syria or […]



WORLD NEWS
  • Black Power by Fred Reed
  • Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • Black Power by Fred Reed
  • Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]



LEAD STORIES
  • Black Power by Fred Reed
  • Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]