Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
by Throckmorton P. Turdblossom on May 16, 2012 at 5:00 am
Mr. Turdblossom..."I've enclosed a photo of my sister. I still can't see how she got into a California nursing college with a 1.9 GPA! She even got herself a full scholarship too!"
My sister has done gone California tree hugging Vegan weirdo on us.
Last week, she tried to say that microwaves ruin the DNA of water. I didn’t think water had any DNA unless there was critters in it. (more…)
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Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, The latest sign of the end of human civilization on this planet:
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Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got me a problem in school. I got an “F” on my spelling test and am gonna get in real trouble when my momma sees the paper.
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Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, My sister has done gone California tree hugging Vegan weirdo on us. Last week, she tried to say that microwaves ruin the DNA of water. I didn’t think water had any DNA unless there was critters in it. |
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