Gwyneth Paltrow….’I Steam My Clam At A Fashionable LA Spa’

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about fifty dollars and make yourself feel invigorated and get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to Gwyneth Paltrow who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.

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Tom Brady Admits Guilt, Suffering From “White Quarterback Privilege”

FOXBORO, MA – (satireworld.com) New England Patriot’s superstar, Tom Brady, has maybe admitted guilt regarding the under-inflated football scandal, but he says he has come to terms with his main problem, “White Quarterback Privilege.” Brady fully understands that if a black quarterback in the NFL had been accused of tampering with the inflation of footballs […]

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Michael Moore’s ‘American Snacker’ Set To Hit The Big Screens in May

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Michael Moore’s Hollywood production of ‘American Snacker’ has finished production and is headed for the big screen in a theater near you sometime in May, said studio executive Morris Freeman. Freeman admits it’s the left’s answer to the popular but controversial Clint Eastwood movie ‘American Sniper’ that many feel is a […]

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Obama Reverses Himself and Now Supports the Second Amendment?

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) In a strange turn of events President Barack Obama now fully supports the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, “the right of citizens to bear arms.” The president has asked the Republican Congress to mandate that every American purchase an AK 47 Assault Rifle and to levy the appropriate taxes or fees.

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Boehner/Netanyahu/Obama Protocol Drama Intensifies

WASHINGTON D.C. – satireworld.com) Diplomacy can be a tricky game. And the more parties involved, the messier things can get. The latest drama involves the ongoing saga over Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speaking to Congress after being invited to do so by House Majority Speaker, John Boehner, who didn’t ask permission from President Obama […]

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Missing Page from Obama’s SOTU Address Discovered

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) On January 20, 2015 President Obama gave his seventh State of the Union (SOTU) address to a joint session of the Republican controlled Congress, the Supreme Court Justices, White House officials, invited guests, the news media and the American people.

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Obama Admits Global Warming Not Real

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest has signaled that President Obama will make a major policy speech on his return from Saudi Arabia. The president will refute “Global Warming” as a hoax created by former Democratic Vice President Al Gore.

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White House Approaches Disney to Use ‘Frozen’ Movie for Latest Propaganda Move

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In its latest attempt to scare school children about climate change, the White House is trying to pressure Disney into using the characters from the mega-hit movie, Frozen, in other films that would be used to show the growing dangers of climate change in the Arctic (if there were any).

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President Obama Sending Glozell Green to Conduct Nuclear Talks With Iran

PENTAGON – (satireworld.com) Following his interview with YouTube sensation Glozell Green, President Obama was so impressed with the human bundle of energy that he announced she will be replacing the worthless and lame Secretary of State, John Kerry, in ongoing nuclear talks with Iran. Mr. Obama said Glozell possesses several traits that Mr. Kerry lacks.

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Charlie Brown Sues That Bitch Lucy Over Under-Inflated Football Claims

LOS ANGELES – (satireworld.com) In light of charges the New England Patriots have been under-inflating footballs to make the balls softer, Charlie Brown has filed suit against that bitch Lucy for doing the same to him since 1973, the year the Thanksgiving episode first aired. Lucy’s publicist is denying the claims and says their client […]

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Bureau of Land Managment Confirms Obama Plan to Name Martha’s Vineyard as a National Monument (to Himself!)

Cape Cod, MA – (satireworld.com) After listing vast miles of open water off Key West and the Dry Tortugus as off limits to fisherman, and thousands of recreational acres in the mid and north west as no go areas for RVers, hikers, hunters and bird watchers in order to clear a path for the steady […]

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Michael Moore Says All Snipers Are Cowards, Vows to Make “American Jabba” Movie

FLINT, MI – (satireworld.com) Michael Moore is upset and jealous, two things that don’t bode well for his diet. The movie maker is currently taking shots at the success of Clint Eastwood’s latest movie, American Sniper, by saying all snipers are cowards and feeling green with envy over the big box office numbers the movie […]

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Brighton’s ‘Happy’ Ed Gleeson Wins Massachucetts Lottery!

Brighton, MA – (satireworld.com) Brighton’s famous ‘Happy’ Ed Gleeson is now happier than ever for not only winning the state’s massive $181 million dollar lottery, but for getting himself divorced from a cheating wife, and then by the purest stroke of luck, winning the hand of a beautiful new fiancee…All in one week!

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During SOTU Speech National B-S Meter Hits All-Time High

Washington, DC- (satireworld.com) In America, the President of the United States is required to give an annual report to both Houses of Congress and the American people. It’s during this time Presidential Truthfulness is also monitored by the American people listening to a one-sided report on the President’s own accomplishments.

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Actress Jane Fonda Voted Biggest Traitor Since Revolutionary War’s Benedict Arnold

Backstabbing Institute of America – (satireworld.com) Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the Top American Traitor of All Time in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series […]

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John Kerry, James Taylor Begin “You’ve Got A Friend” World Tour in France

PARIS – (satireworld.com) In the wake of the Charlie Hebdo killings, and other terrorist attacks in France recently, John Kerry, the lamest Secretary of State in US history, has joined forces with musical artists to go wherever a problem arises around the world, sing a song, and make it all better. The fact that he […]

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Several Shots Fired At Biden’s House

Greenville, DE (satireworld.com) Several gunshots were fired by a shadowy figure outside the home of Vice President Joe Biden in Greenville, Del., on Saturday night, according to federal law enforcement officialsreporting from the scene.

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Talks Begin On First US Islamic State Locating In New York City

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Radical UK imam Anjem Choudary has made a name for himself as one of the most media friendly radical Islamists in the West, semi-regularly calling for the imposition of Sharia law in both the US and in the UK where he presently resides. Recently on Fox News’s Hannity he […]

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Cases of White Guilt Skyrocket After Mostly White Oscar Nominations Announced

HOLLYWOOD – (satireworld.com) White people across America are already feeling the effects from the release of this morning’s list of Academy Award nominations for this year. Hospitals nationwide are seeing a huge uptick in cases of white guilt as white people try to grapple with the gravity of the nominations and how they can live […]

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Obama Agrees to Sign Keystone Pipeline Legislation

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest indicated at a press briefing that President Obama would sign the Republican sponsored, but congressionally passed bipartisan legislation to build the Keystone XL Pipeline.

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Bowing To Criticism Academy Awards Adds Black Actors to ‘Best Actor/Picture’ Catagory For 2015 Awards

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) In an abrupt about face, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts has added several well known black actors to the ‘Best Picture-Best Actor’ listing making them eligible for a coveted Oscar during this spring’s fabled awards show.

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Muslims March in Paris in “Hands Up, Don’t Draw” Protests

PARIS – (satireworld.com) Thousands of Muslims joined in protests today in Paris to show solidarity against the main threat to their existence – cartoon sketch artists. Poverty, crime, and feeling  ostracized by their community are all serious problems that face the Muslim community, but no one is more feared than the sinister artists of crudely-sketched […]

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POLITICS
  • Obama Reverses Himself and Now Supports the Second Amendment?
  • Washington DC: (satireworld.com) In a strange turn of events President Barack Obama now fully supports the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, “the right of citizens to bear arms.” The president has asked the Republican Congress to mandate that every American purchase an AK 47 Assault Rifle and to levy the appropriate taxes or fees.



BUSINESS
  • Missing Page from Obama’s SOTU Address Discovered
  • Washington DC: (satireworld.com) On January 20, 2015 President Obama gave his seventh State of the Union (SOTU) address to a joint session of the Republican controlled Congress, the Supreme Court Justices, White House officials, invited guests, the news media and the American people.



ENTERTAINMENT
  • Actress Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Her Lady Parts Unusual Spa Treatment
  • HOLLYWEIRD, CA  – (satireworld.com) Always wanting to be on the cutting edge of society, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has taken “getting your carpet steam cleaned” to a new level. The 42 year-old actress now says she goes to a Hollywood spa and receives steam treatments for her hoo-ha. She says the $50-$200 treatments provide her with […]



MAGAZINE


SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • Obama Reverses Himself and Now Supports the Second Amendment?
  • Washington DC: (satireworld.com) In a strange turn of events President Barack Obama now fully supports the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, “the right of citizens to bear arms.” The president has asked the Republican Congress to mandate that every American purchase an AK 47 Assault Rifle and to levy the appropriate taxes or fees.



SPORTS
  • Tom Brady Admits Guilt, Suffering From “White Quarterback Privilege”
  • FOXBORO, MA – (satireworld.com) New England Patriot’s superstar, Tom Brady, has maybe admitted guilt regarding the under-inflated football scandal, but he says he has come to terms with his main problem, “White Quarterback Privilege.” Brady fully understands that if a black quarterback in the NFL had been accused of tampering with the inflation of footballs […]



UK NEWS
  • Online Magazine Voted ‘Most Awful’ For The Second Year In A Row
  • Portsmouth, UK – (satireworld.com) For the second year in a row, Viral Magazine has voted a UK online publication Cafe Spike ‘the worst piece of trash since the ‘Lady Godiva Cronicles’ a similar online magazine from Canada which won the ‘most bizarre’ prize in 2012.



US NEWS


WORLD NEWS
  • Obama Reverses Himself and Now Supports the Second Amendment?
  • Washington DC: (satireworld.com) In a strange turn of events President Barack Obama now fully supports the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, “the right of citizens to bear arms.” The president has asked the Republican Congress to mandate that every American purchase an AK 47 Assault Rifle and to levy the appropriate taxes or fees.



HEADLINES OF THE DAY


LEAD STORIES
  • Black Power by Fred Reed
  • Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]