Bill Clinton’s Democratic Party Emails

To: Bill Clinton@Democrats.org From: George Bush III Subject: Re DNC Convention Invitation Date: July 29, 2016 Bill: I just received an email (fancy that), a tad late, signed by you! I realize a third grade idiot Democratic Party paid staffer, actually wrote the email. But, a former Democratic President, faux or not, (Bill Clinton) did […]

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Vileness Most Horrid As Brits Recall Cold Blooded Execution Of PM May’s Gorgeous Little Pooch

Downing Street, London, The Seat of Empire – (SatireWorld.com) The silence in Whitehall is deafening tonight as diplomatic staff recoil in horror at events in 2013 when a ‘totally nekkid’ former US Secretary of Snakes Hillary Clinton fatally shot then Home Secretary Theresa May’s ten month-old pet Schnauzer Prokofiev following a crack smoking session with […]

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Hillary: “It’s a Vast Far Left/Right Wing Conspiracy By Putin and the Republicans!”

Philadelphia PA – (satireworld.com) The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has claimed that their confidential files were hacked of very incriminating emails about dirty tricks (shades of Republican President Richard Nixon). These shenanigans were for rigging the Democratic primary elections against Hillary Clinton’s socialist challenger Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT). The DNC then made DNC chair Debbie […]

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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Reagan Would-be Assassin John Hinckley Set Free By DC Judge

BREAKING NEWS! The man who tried to kill President Ronald Reagan is set to go free, after a judge decided Wednesday to allow would-be assassin John Hinckley Jr. to live with his mother in Virginia full-time. Hinckley is set to begin his “convalescent leave” on Aug. 5, according to U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman’s order.

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Hand Gestures Reveal Donald Trump’s Past Occupations

CLEVELAND – (satireworld.com) A body language expert has used their scientific analysis to determine Donald Trump’s hidden, past job history – based solely on his hand gestures. Following the conclusion of the Republican National Convention, where he accepted his party’s nomination for President, the expert revealed their findings to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow.

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the NBC News network.

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NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600K Per Year For NOT Appearing on NBC News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her […]

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Penelope the Slicer Still on the Loose in Los Angeles

Los Angeles CA – (satireworld.com) A bizarre series of 15 bloody penis slashings has occurred in the southern California City of the Angels over the course of the last month. The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) indicates they haven’t seen this kind of crime since Jack the Ripper’s crime spree of the slashing of five […]

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Trump To Copyright First Lady

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) One of the premier traits of a entrepreneur is the ability to spot trends while they are undiscovered and be able to move fast in order to capture the market lead and then reap the financial windfall. Without saying, the past success of presidential candidate Donald J.Trump has been his […]

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By Jove Its War I Say, War!

London UK- (satireworld./com) Queen Elizabeth II called in the new British Conservative Prime Minister (PM) Theresa May and asked her to convene Parliament for a declaration of war against animal rights activists. The Queen was upset that these silly upstart animal rights activists have insulted my great grandchild, three year old toddler Prince George. He […]

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Meet The Most Overlooked, Under Appreciated, Left Out Voter In America

AMERICA – (satireworld.com) With the 2016 US presidential elections shaping up to be one of the hottest in decades, each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian, and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants, to working mothers, mothers of black thugs who were shot by the police, […]

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Hillary Riding High As DNC Paints Rosy Picture Of Her Past ‘Military Service’ and Arkansas ‘Beauty Pageant’ Winnings

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Just How Stupid Does Hillary Think Voters Are? The Democratic National Convention kicked off today with swirling rumors there was collusion between Debbie Wasserman-Schultz emails and Hillary Clinton concerning the sabotage of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign. This accusation highlights the unfair Clinton advantage that cost millions of dollars from Bernie […]

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Hillary’s Hacked Emails Show Her Involvement in Failed Turkish Coup

Ankara Turkey – (satireworld.com) Rumors of US involvement in Turkish affairs have been circulating around Turkey’s capital city following the failed coup by the military to oust Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. US President Barack Obama has been known to stick his nose into other country’s internal politics, e.g. Honduras, Israel, Scotland leaving the UK, […]

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Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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British Olympic Torch Bearer Falters Upsetting Brazilian Olympic Committee

Olympic City Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – (SatireWorld.com) The Brazilian Olympic Committee vows never to use scientist Stephen Hawkins again to promote the Olympics, especially what just happened prior to the 2016 Summer Games scheduled for Rio.

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Atlanta’s DCD Issues Highest Level Zombie Alert for Philadelphia

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its second Zombie Alert for the Philadelphia area, advising citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in the event of a zombie breakout.

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The Democratic Mind – Hillary Treasonous Email Lying=GOOD….Melania Speechwriter’s Mistake = BAD!

Cleveland, OH – (satireworld.com) Well, when the Republican National Convention started with a revved up crowd and speakers laying out the truth about Hillary Clinton’s dismal record of telling falsehoods, and manipulating her treasonous email record, you could tell it was only a few short hours away until the loopy-left would find something…Anything, to switch […]

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The End Is In Sight….Obama Begins Packing Up Personal Items From The Oval Office

The White House – (satireworld.com) With Hillary Clinton’s poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date is fast approaching. Empty moving boxes first started to arrive today as the First Family made plans to exit the White House […]

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Photo brought to you by….HBO’s ‘Queen of Twats’

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AL Sharpton’s NYC Offices Burglarized

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton and a few of his aides returned from a Black Lives Matter (BLM) rally to the New York City (NYC) offices of the National Action Network after normal business hours. The offices are housed in a suite in the Blackmore building located in upper Manhattan. They found the smashed […]

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New Millionaires Are Common After Blountstown’s Massive Gold Strike

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The Blountstown Chamber of Commerce released its newest report on the recent discover of massive gold deposits that have placed the once sleepy Florida Panhandle town on the map of richest places to live in America. Chamber President Cletus Moore included in the report of 87 locals who are newly-made millionaires. […]

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‘UK Ministry For Big Oil Relations’ As New Brit PM Scorns Eco-Truther Crap

London, UK – (SatireWorld.com) “Bollocks to global warming is now official UK government policy,” a spokesperson at the newly-created Ministry for Big Oil Relations said today as new British Prime Minister Theresa May wielded the ax to the Tories’ long term flagshit shop window, the Department for the Environment and Climate Change.

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Hillary Clinton Likened To ‘Sadistic Mental Health Nurse’ by Brits’ Newly-Appointed John Kerry Counterpart

London, UK – (SatireWorld.com) Not content with lampooning Turkey’s daft-as-a-brush misogynist president Recep Tayib Erdogan as a con-genital (sick) goat fucker, newly appointed UK Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has described Democrat Party presidential nominee Hillary Clinton as resembling a ‘sadistic mental health nurse’.

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Sex In The Oval Office – The Bill Clinton Transcripts

Part III The Lewinsky Scandal The White House (satireworld.com) President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having illicit sex in the Oval Office […]

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Obama and Putin Agree to Extend New START

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama is taking a risky executive action aimed at establishing additional nuclear arms reductions, during his final six months in office. The president would extend the New Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (New START) provisions already negotiated with Russia, thus improving his foreign policy legacy. It is doubtful that the […]

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Maine State Police Search for Missing BBLM Members

Moose Crossing ME – (satireworld.com) The Black Bear Lives Matter (BBLM) chapter located in Brooklyn NY, has recently moved to the state of Maine to help protect black bears from extinction. BBLM members had never seen any black bears roaming in New York City (NYC), thus voicing their concern. The group incessantly searched Manhattan’s Central […]

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Queen Hillary’s Non-Indictment for Mishandling TOP SECRET Material Smells Bad

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) By now everyone in the USA, except the corrupt Democratic Party, knows that Presumptive Democratic Presidential candidate Queen Hillary Clinton is a pathological liar. After her absolution by FBI Director James Comey, supported by Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch and President Barack Obama, she has been temporarily let off the proverbial hook. […]

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Experts Warn: Democratic National Convention Will Be Awash With Gonorrhea and Syphilis Sufferers

Burlington, VT – (satireworld.com) Experts have warned the July DNC Convention is edging towards a “sexual health crisis” following federal cuts to STD testing services, as cases of syphilis and gonorrhea have soared among groups taking prominent positions within the Democratic Party.

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  • Meet The Most Overlooked, Under Appreciated, Left Out Voter In America
  • AMERICA – (satireworld.com) With the 2016 US presidential elections shaping up to be one of the hottest in decades, each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian, and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants, to working mothers, mothers of black thugs who were shot by the police, […]


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  • New Millionaires Are Common After Blountstown’s Massive Gold Strike
  • Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The Blountstown Chamber of Commerce released its newest report on the recent discover of massive gold deposits that have placed the once sleepy Florida Panhandle town on the map of richest places to live in America. Chamber President Cletus Moore included in the report of 87 locals who are newly-made millionaires. […]



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  • Bill Clinton’s Democratic Party Emails
  • To: Bill Clinton@Democrats.org From: George Bush III Subject: Re DNC Convention Invitation Date: July 29, 2016 Bill: I just received an email (fancy that), a tad late, signed by you! I realize a third grade idiot Democratic Party paid staffer, actually wrote the email. But, a former Democratic President, faux or not, (Bill Clinton) did […]



BUSINESS
  • Penelope the Slicer Still on the Loose in Los Angeles
  • Los Angeles CA – (satireworld.com) A bizarre series of 15 bloody penis slashings has occurred in the southern California City of the Angels over the course of the last month. The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) indicates they haven’t seen this kind of crime since Jack the Ripper’s crime spree of the slashing of five […]



ENTERTAINMENT
  • Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth
  • Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]



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  • New Millionaires Are Common After Blountstown’s Massive Gold Strike
  • Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The Blountstown Chamber of Commerce released its newest report on the recent discover of massive gold deposits that have placed the once sleepy Florida Panhandle town on the map of richest places to live in America. Chamber President Cletus Moore included in the report of 87 locals who are newly-made millionaires. […]



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  • Bill Clinton’s Democratic Party Emails
  • To: Bill Clinton@Democrats.org From: George Bush III Subject: Re DNC Convention Invitation Date: July 29, 2016 Bill: I just received an email (fancy that), a tad late, signed by you! I realize a third grade idiot Democratic Party paid staffer, actually wrote the email. But, a former Democratic President, faux or not, (Bill Clinton) did […]



WORLD NEWS
  • Hillary: “It’s a Vast Far Left/Right Wing Conspiracy By Putin and the Republicans!”
  • Philadelphia PA – (satireworld.com) The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has claimed that their confidential files were hacked of very incriminating emails about dirty tricks (shades of Republican President Richard Nixon). These shenanigans were for rigging the Democratic primary elections against Hillary Clinton’s socialist challenger Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT). The DNC then made DNC chair Debbie […]



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • Meet The Most Overlooked, Under Appreciated, Left Out Voter In America
  • AMERICA – (satireworld.com) With the 2016 US presidential elections shaping up to be one of the hottest in decades, each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian, and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants, to working mothers, mothers of black thugs who were shot by the police, […]



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