‘Pee Party’ advocate speaks out about planned puppy hood and Michelle’s new low cal diet for man’s best friend!

Pawley’s Isand, SC (Satire World) Just 5 days before the midterm election a new independent voice has sprung up to sound off advocating for common sense and a return to ‘the American Way’ of life of a by gone era as voters trot to the polls to reverse the disaster of 6 years of ‘the […]

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Maine Nurse Hickocks Tests Negative for Ebola, Positive for Whiny Brat

PORTLAND, ME – (satireworld.com) Maine nurse Kaci Hickocks recently returned from Africa where she had been helping Ebola patients deal with the debilitating disease. Upon her return, and despite showing no symptoms of the disease, she was quarantined in New Jersey for a time to see if she developed any symptoms. It was during this […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #74

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Review of the Weak in the News

(satireworld.com) Stories of interest from some major American newspapers and other media outlets are summarized.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #73

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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SatireWorld Writer’s ‘Best Halloween Costume’

Bone Hollow, KY – (satireworld.com) Never challenge Walter Bucket to a dare. Especially when it comes to making up a costume for Halloween, then explaining that free peanut M & M’s are for the taking!

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Texas Passes New Voter IQ Law Just in Time For Midterm Elections

AUSTIN, TX – (satireworld.com) Fearing voters statewide would not understand how important their votes actually are, or not knowing the candidates well enough to make an informed decision, Governor Rick Perry met with state legislators this past weekend to pass the nations first Voter IQ law. The bill passed along party lines with all Democrats […]

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US Army Rangers Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves in Daring Raid

Hajiland, Syria – (satireworld.com) The Pentagon released photos today of a top-secret raid against ISIS forces that was successful in spite of the President’s ‘no boots on the ground’ promise, The US Army raid helped win the release of over 150 ISIS sex slaves who were held against their will for over three months.

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US Census Reports: ‘War on Women’ Deemed a Total Failure, “They’re Still Here”

DENVER, CO – (satireworld.cvom) Agency heads at the US Census Bureau are confirming suspicions that the Republican-led, according to Democrats, War on Women has been “an utter and total failure.” A spokesperson told us, “Against all odds, women shouldn’t be here but, somehow, they’re still here.”  The statistics don’t lie and tens of millions of […]

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Another Environmentalist Wacko Idea Proposed

East Anglia UK – (satireworld.com) Two students at the University of East Anglia have undertaken a study that indicates “peeing in the shower” saves water. Surveys of people’s reactions to this proposal have not been done, specifically the ladies! The researchers are trying to convince USA environmentalists “across the pond” of this out of the […]

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Obama supports Dem Governors move to quarantine GOP on November 4th!

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) Thanks to the national Ebola health crisis, President Obama moved quickly with Democratic Governors to mobilize the national guard to send Republican voters into involuntary quarantine on election day, November 4th, and require them to have a national health card before attempting to approach the voting booth, let alone leave their […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #72

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Washington State Liberals Stoop To New Form Of PC Stupidity

Auburn, WA – (satireworld.com) via Ben Shapiro- Truth Revolt A school in Auburn, Washington, a Seattle suburb and not far from the site of Friday’s school shooting, has decided to allow a Sikh student to carry a ceremonial dagger.

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Texas Nurse Declared ‘Ebola-Free’ But Photo-Op Exposes Her to ‘Obama Fatique’

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Shortly after being released from the hospital and reportedly cured of Ebola, Texas nurse Nina Pham now faces a new struggle – Obama Fatigue. The patient has been thrust into the national spotlight during the last month and the last thing she needed was to be exposed to this condition that […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #71

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Satireworld Exclusive! Abbott and Costello Talk About US Unemployment Figures

Newark, NJ – (satireworld.com) To understand the common man, you really need to talk with the common man. So when talking with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello about today’s unemployment, we figured it couldn’t get anymore common than that. So, with pad and pencil in hand we stopped by Mr. Fields brownstone apartment house to […]

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White House Lockdown! Nurse Tests Positive For Stupidity After Hugging Obama

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com) For some folks, getting a greeting hug from a famous person could be a life-changer, but for a 41 year old nurse from Long Island, it turned out as a life changer in a very unpleasant way. Nurse Patricia Scurvy-Patceki says battling Ebola was a life and death drama, but meeting President […]

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America in Mourning After Honey Boo Boo Cancellation, Nation’s IQ Rises

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Morons nationwide are in mourning as the news that TLC’s former hit show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has been cancelled after it was revealed that Mrs. Boo Boo, Mama June, has been dating a man recently released from prison after spending ten years in the slammer for forcing an […]

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Obituary-Dr. Victor Frankenstein III, 1939-2014

‘ Transylvania Romania – (satireworld.com) Dr. Victor Frankenstein III a graduate of Transylvania University (TU), Harvard Medical School and former Chief Geneticist at Johns Hopkins Hospital’s untimely death occurred in a bizarre incident this week. Dr. Dr. Victor Frankenstein III would have celebrated his 75th birthday on October 31, 2014 (Halloween).

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #70

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Wendy ‘Strap-On’ Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

AUSTIN, TX – (satireworld.com) As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this week when she tweeted about a Texas Observer article […]

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Michelle Obama to Replace High Calorie Milk and Juices on School Lunches With Diet Water

The White House – (satireworld.com) Michelle Obama, the self appointed School Lunch Czarina, has made another change in what the children will be permitted to eat.  The First Lady has decided to replace the highly expensive and high calorie milk and/or fruit juice with diet water.

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US Readies Ground Troops For Fight With ISIS, WH Clarifies Previous Remarks

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) 17 year-old White House spokesman Josh Earnest faced blistering questions today about rumors the US was coordinating with Iraq to send in ground troops to push back terror group ISIS. The stories were immediately met with surprise and indignation from reporters in the press room after previously reporting the US would […]

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President Obama Wants to Move the USA Fore-Ward

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama desires to move fore-ward with his domestic agenda and leave his progressive legacy on the United States. The Golfer in Chief feels his administration’s federal agency scandals and incompetency; US Constitution violations; overspending (budget deficits/national debt); over taxing, over regulation; and foreign policy debacles around the world need to […]

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Democrats Winding Up Circus Tour Just Before Midterms

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Just weeks before the midterm elections, the Democratic Party is starting to look like a circus, complete with illusionists, magicians, freak shows, snake-oil salesmen, and verbal acrobats. Many candidates are performing a hire-wire act in which they balance being full-fledged supporters of President Obama while, at the same time, acting like […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #69

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After F.C.C. Rules “Truth in Advertising” Laws Apply to Political Ads, Politicians Scramble to Overturn Law

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The Federal Communications Commission ruled today the “Truth in Advertising” laws must also be applied and enforced on all political advertisements and commercials.  The political scramble in Washington D.C. and other major cities was quick and decisive as:

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The Second American Revolution almost Begins in Boston Massachusetts

Boston MA – (satireworld.com) The Obama administration’s IRS targeting conservative organizations, NSA spying on US citizens, DOJ persecuting US journalists, Benghazi Libya embassy attack cover up, the Veterans Administration (VA) ignoring veteran’s health needs, illegal immigration, CDC Ebola virus treatment incompetency, excessive federal regulations, new taxes and foreign policy debacles in Iraq/ISIS, Syria red line […]

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Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.

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POLITICS


BUSINESS
  • Good News For National Debt…Obama’s Credit Card Declined!
  • New York City, NY- (satireworld.com) While signing an executive order on Friday mandating chip-and-pin technology on all federal government credit and debit cards, the president revealed that his personal card was declined at a restaurant in New York City last month where he attempted to buy a ham sandwich on rye and a bag of […]



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MAGAZINE
  • Connecticut Congresswoman Asked To ‘Please Stay Away From Congress’ During Halloween
  • House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola stuff,” said Speaker Bohner during […]



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • Another Environmentalist Wacko Idea Proposed
  • East Anglia UK – (satireworld.com) Two students at the University of East Anglia have undertaken a study that indicates “peeing in the shower” saves water. Surveys of people’s reactions to this proposal have not been done, specifically the ladies! The researchers are trying to convince USA environmentalists “across the pond” of this out of the […]



SPORTS
  • Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song ‘Lights’ Lift San Fran to World Series Title
  • KANSAS CITY, MO  – (satireworld.com) In a thrilling World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals, in which both teams seemed evenly matched, the title came down to one small difference – one team had a kick-ass song from the late 70’s that pumped up its fans and players and one […]



UK NEWS
  • Actor Mel Gibson Mulls President of Scotland Offer
  • Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder lenght hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his […]



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