White House Lockdown! Nurse Tests Positive For Stupidity After Hugging Obama

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com) For some folks, getting a greeting hug from a famous person could be a life-changer, but for a 41 year old nurse from Long Island, it turned out as a life changer in a very unpleasant way. Nurse Patricia Scurvy-Patceki says battling Ebola was a life and death drama, but meeting President […]

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America in Mourning After Honey Boo Boo Cancellation, Nation’s IQ Rises

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Morons nationwide are in mourning as the news that TLC’s former hit show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has been cancelled after it was revealed that Mrs. Boo Boo, Mama June, has been dating a man recently released from prison after spending ten years in the slammer for forcing an […]

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Obituary-Dr. Victor Frankenstein III, 1939-2014

‘ Transylvania Romania – (satireworld.com) Dr. Victor Frankenstein III a graduate of Transylvania University (TU), Harvard Medical School and former Chief Geneticist at Johns Hopkins Hospital’s untimely death occurred in a bizarre incident this week. Dr. Dr. Victor Frankenstein III would have celebrated his 75th birthday on October 31, 2014 (Halloween).

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #70

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Wendy ‘Strap-On’ Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

AUSTIN, TX – (satireworld.com) As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this week when she tweeted about a Texas Observer article […]

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Michelle Obama to Replace High Calorie Milk and Juices on School Lunches With Diet Water

The White House – (satireworld.com) Michelle Obama, the self appointed School Lunch Czarina, has made another change in what the children will be permitted to eat.  The First Lady has decided to replace the highly expensive and high calorie milk and/or fruit juice with diet water.

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US Readies Ground Troops For Fight With ISIS, WH Clarifies Previous Remarks

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) 17 year-old White House spokesman Josh Earnest faced blistering questions today about rumors the US was coordinating with Iraq to send in ground troops to push back terror group ISIS. The stories were immediately met with surprise and indignation from reporters in the press room after previously reporting the US would […]

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President Obama Wants to Move the USA Fore-Ward

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama desires to move fore-ward with his domestic agenda and leave his progressive legacy on the United States. The Golfer in Chief feels his administration’s federal agency scandals and incompetency; US Constitution violations; overspending (budget deficits/national debt); over taxing, over regulation; and foreign policy debacles around the world need to […]

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Democrats Winding Up Circus Tour Just Before Midterms

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Just weeks before the midterm elections, the Democratic Party is starting to look like a circus, complete with illusionists, magicians, freak shows, snake-oil salesmen, and verbal acrobats. Many candidates are performing a hire-wire act in which they balance being full-fledged supporters of President Obama while, at the same time, acting like […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #69

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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After F.C.C. Rules “Truth in Advertising” Laws Apply to Political Ads, Politicians Scramble to Overturn Law

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The Federal Communications Commission ruled today the “Truth in Advertising” laws must also be applied and enforced on all political advertisements and commercials.  The political scramble in Washington D.C. and other major cities was quick and decisive as:

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The Second American Revolution almost Begins in Boston Massachusetts

Boston MA – (satireworld.com) The Obama administration’s IRS targeting conservative organizations, NSA spying on US citizens, DOJ persecuting US journalists, Benghazi Libya embassy attack cover up, the Veterans Administration (VA) ignoring veteran’s health needs, illegal immigration, CDC Ebola virus treatment incompetency, excessive federal regulations, new taxes and foreign policy debacles in Iraq/ISIS, Syria red line […]

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Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.

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‘Last Tree’ In Local Dog Park Sparks Confrontation During Town Council Meeting

Austin, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Dog lovers packed council chambers Tuesday night after a notice went out to residents concerning the popular local Dog Park. In the mailed notice, the Council advised dog owners that the last remaining oak tree in the Dog Park would be cut down due to a parasite that was weakening the […]

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Monica Lewinski: ‘Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth’

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky spoke at Forbes’ 30 Under 30 summit here on Monday, opening up about her experience with cyberbullying, her relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #68

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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NFL Goes Pink for Breasts in October, Stays Pink in November For Hoo-Ha Awareness Month

NEW YORK CITY, NY – (satireworld.com) No football fan can escape the sea of pink on TV sets each October as the NFL conducts its yearly campaign to raise awareness for Breast Cancer. Now, the league has decided to stay pink to honor one of the greatest things in the world, the Hoo-Ha. The player’s […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #67

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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What If Obama Had Been a War President During a Different Time in American History?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) A panel of historical experts considered what Commander in Chief (CIC) President Barack Obama’s strategy would have been during the various wars throughout American History. This conjecture assumed “no American boots on the ground,” leading from behind and being an egotistical blabbermouth!

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Loses Bet – Shaves Moustache

Broward County Florida – (satireworld.com) When it comes to paying up after losing a bet, you can now count on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a promise keeper. When Florida State beat Notre Dame this past Saturday, Debbie grabbed a Bic razor and quickly shaved her girlie-moustache.

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Good News For National Debt…Obama’s Credit Card Declined!


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New York City, NY- (satireworld.com) While signing an executive order on Friday mandating chip-and-pin technology on all federal government credit and debit cards, the president revealed that his personal card was declined at a restaurant in New York City last month where he attempted to buy a ham sandwich on rye and a bag of […]

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First Case of Deadly Tebowla Virus Reported in Atheist Group

TALLAHASSEE, FL – (satireworld.com) Amanda Townsend, an atheist in this city that is also home to a group wanting to put up a holiday display in the state capitol rotunda showing the devil descending into Hell, has become the first victim of the deadly Tebowla virus, named after Christian former football player, Tim Tebow. The […]

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Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

Nashville, Tenn – (satireworld.com) One man was recently gored by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was to the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.

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Dracula’s Castle For Sale in Transylvania

Transylvania,Romania – (satireworld.com) The famous Dracula’s Castle, the Transylvania landmark once home of Vlad the Impaler and also known as Bran Castle, is up for sale in Romania. The sale price is estimated to be about $150 million in U.S. dollars.

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CDC Director Tom Frieden is Latest Graduate of Obama School of Leadership and Accountability

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The latest student to graduate with honors at the Obama School of Leadership and Accountability is CDC Director Tom Frieden. Frieden excels at apologizing, not owning up to his mistakes, failing to exercise common sense, and insisting he is still the right man for the job despite giving numerous false statements […]

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Bush Administration Hurricane Machine Controls Found in White House Basement

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama had the White House basement cleaned to remove all the Bovine Excrement generated for the president by White House Press Secretaries Robert Gibbs, Jay Carney and Josh Earnest. She needed a cool dry place to store all her turnips for this year’s school lunch program.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #66

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Sleep Easier America…Obama Nominates Dr. Strangelove New Ebola Czar

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) Today, the Obama administration appointed Dr. Strangelove to be “Ebola Czar”. Strangelove, who once worked for the Pentagon as Chief Science Advisor in the 1960’s, is still vibrant and unconventional as he was 50 some years ago says Gen. Jack D. Ripper of the Strategic Air Command. Strangeloves’s signature wheelchair and […]

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BISIS Continues Fabulous March Across Iraq

TIKRIT, IRAQ – (satireworld.com) Not wanting to be left out of the carnage, BISIS (Bisexuals of Islamic State in Syria) is continuing its sashay across this country and looking fabulous doing it. Yes, I know homosexuality is slightly frowned upon in the Middle East but, if you don’t indulge my premise, this article is really […]

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POLITICS
  • Wendy ‘Strap-On’ Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas
  • AUSTIN, TX – (satireworld.com) As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this week when she tweeted about a Texas Observer article […]



BUSINESS
  • Good News For National Debt…Obama’s Credit Card Declined!
  • New York City, NY- (satireworld.com) While signing an executive order on Friday mandating chip-and-pin technology on all federal government credit and debit cards, the president revealed that his personal card was declined at a restaurant in New York City last month where he attempted to buy a ham sandwich on rye and a bag of […]



ENTERTAINMENT
  • America in Mourning After Honey Boo Boo Cancellation, Nation’s IQ Rises
  • NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Morons nationwide are in mourning as the news that TLC’s former hit show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has been cancelled after it was revealed that Mrs. Boo Boo, Mama June, has been dating a man recently released from prison after spending ten years in the slammer for forcing an […]



MAGAZINE
  • Connecticut Congresswoman Asked To ‘Please Stay Away From Congress’ During Halloween
  • House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola stuff,” said Speaker Bohner during […]



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • White House Lockdown! Nurse Tests Positive For Stupidity After Hugging Obama
  • Washington,DC – (satireworld.com) For some folks, getting a greeting hug from a famous person could be a life-changer, but for a 41 year old nurse from Long Island, it turned out as a life changer in a very unpleasant way. Nurse Patricia Scurvy-Patceki says battling Ebola was a life and death drama, but meeting President […]



SPORTS


UK NEWS
  • Actor Mel Gibson Mulls President of Scotland Offer
  • Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder lenght hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his […]



US NEWS
  • Satireworld Exclusive! Abbott and Costello Talk About US Unemployment Figures
  • Newark, NJ – (satireworld.com) To understand the common man, you really need to talk with the common man. So when talking with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello about today’s unemployment, we figured it couldn’t get anymore common than that. So, with pad and pencil in hand we stopped by Mr. Fields brownstone apartment house to […]



WORLD NEWS
  • Obituary-Dr. Victor Frankenstein III, 1939-2014
  • ‘ Transylvania Romania – (satireworld.com) Dr. Victor Frankenstein III a graduate of Transylvania University (TU), Harvard Medical School and former Chief Geneticist at Johns Hopkins Hospital’s untimely death occurred in a bizarre incident this week. Dr. Dr. Victor Frankenstein III would have celebrated his 75th birthday on October 31, 2014 (Halloween).



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