First New Mexico Endangered Bear Hunt Proves Successful

Gallop, NM – (satireworld.com) New Mexico’s game and fish commission issued a seven page report on the results of the opening day hunter’s tally from the controversial Giant Panda hunt in several of New Mexico’s wilderness areas.

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Kerry, Aides Undergo Anal Examination Before Meeting With Egyptian President

Cairo, Egypt – (satireworld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry flew to Tel Aviv from Cairo, where he met Tuesday with Egypt’s president and other high-level officials in an effort to broker a cease fire between Israel and Hamas fighters in Gaza.

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‘Water Cops’ to Catch Wasters in California on New Reality Show

Santa Cruz, CA – (satireworld.com) “Bad Buoys, Bad Buoys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?” You might recognize the theme song for the newest reality show to debut from California amidst their worst drought in years and ongoing, severe water restrictions.

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Mossberg’s .17 cal HHR voted most popular Jew in ‘Whack- a -Mole” Gaza shooting gallery!

Somewhere in the Gaza Strip – (satireworld.com) Israeli defense forces are singing the praises of yet another American Jew coming to the aid of the country in the fight for survival against Palestinian terrorists…and this one’s name is MOSSBERG!

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Zingers: Misc.

(satireworld.com)] Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Geppetto Actually Had Four Sons

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Pinocchio was created as a puppet by Geppetto and the size of his nose changed because of his lies. However, Geppetto had three flesh and blood sons prior to Pinocchio’s creation.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #8

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama exercises Executive Action to Expedite opening of Mashpee, Ma medical marijuana clinic in time for 2 week ‘dream’ vacation!

Mashpee, MA – (satireworld.com) With the first family’s 2 week agonizing ‘vacation’ on Martha’s Vineyard (for residents and tourists) just 3 weeks away, reports are that the President was ‘in a panic’ after permits to open a marijuana clinic just 15 miles across Nantucket Sound were stalled.

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Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck’s Free Soccer Balls

McAllen, TX – (satireworld.com) A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens traveled thousands of miles was for the hope of scoring one of Glenn Beck’s free soccer balls.

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Elizabeth Warren Has the Runs

Detroit MI – (satireworld.com) Supporters of progressive Democratic Senator Elizabeth “You Didn’t Build That” Warren (D-MA) rallied to show their support for her to throw her hat into the ring and run for president in 2016. “Run Liz Run” front bumper stickers (a used Hillary 2008 message) were distributed to the attendees.

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Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Dozens Get Free Piece of Ass

Gaza – (satireworld.com) Ok, so the title of this article is the only remotely funny part of this story and is really just to get your attention. This latest attempt to kill innocents in the Middle East by using animals as a way to get bombs close to crowds in an attempt to kill only […]

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Obama exhibiting classic signs of a ‘Stoner” Rolling Stone and High Times says!

The White House – (satireworld.com) New reports are surfacing indicating that Obama hasn’t shaken his propensity to choom his way through the Presidency as disturbing incidences emerge from concerned democratic sources in congress!

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Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or ‘Just Die Already’

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just fulfilling her lifetime appointment as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, but many on the left are growing impatient with the Justice as the November midterm elections near.

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Susan Rice Sent to Russia to Assist Putin in Cover-Up of Malaysian Airline Disaster

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice, has been dispatched to Russia by President Obama to assist President Putin in his cover-up attempt to hide the damage his soldiers did when they murdered nearly 300 innocent people aboard a Malaysian airplane.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #7

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom. My wife is pregnant with twins (a boy and a girl).  We are still trying to figure out what to name them.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #6

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes!

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Zingers: Entertainment

Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Obama downplays Ukraine Plane disaster: ONLY one American on board and he probably jumped!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.cop\m) Reacting to universal disgust over his nonchalant mention of the Malaysian plane shot down by Russian militants in the Ukraine before continuing with his partisan hate speech against conservatives in Delaware, President Obama down played the tragedy in the wake of his lack of concern by saying after “a few phone […]

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Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Moorview Institute and Asylum- Austin,TX – (satireworld.com) According to the House Judiciary Committee, two-thirds of illegal children who have requested asylum after crossing our southern border will be admitted and allowed to stay in our country.

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First Lady Wants to Hire Nuns to Discipline Unhealthy Shoppers

San Francisco – (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama has unveiled her latest plans for getting the nation to adopt her healthy eating guidelines and this one might hurt a bit.

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True Facts According to Nopes! #5

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes!

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Today’s photo hits home. Basic and truthful.

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Songwriter of ‘Do The Hokey-Pokey’ Dies At Age 93 – Laid To Rest In Simple Ceremony

Clinton, MO – (satireworld.com) With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person who gave the world fun and togetherness for over 60 years. His death almost went unnoticed this past week, but friends made a few calls […]

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Stories You Won’t Find on the Front Page of the New York Times

New York NY – (satireworld.com) There are stories you won’t find on the front page (above or below the fold) of the New York Times. For example:

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Virginia Woman Sues Joe Biden After Being Blinded by His Bright Smile

Fairfax, VA – (satireworld.com) A local woman has filed charges against Vice-President Biden because she claims that during a speech he gave recently, which the plaintiff attended, Mr. Biden flashed his pearly whites at the woman and temporarily blinded her.

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Fake TSA Agent Gropes Woman at San Francisco Airport

San Francisco, CA – (satireworldf.com) A drunk illegal alien allegedly posed as a TSA officer at San Francisco airport before pulling two women into a private screening area to give them a pat down, police have said.

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Lack of Common Sense linked to Liberal Education, New Study Shows!

Harvard, MA – (satireworld.com) A semi-partisan think tank released the results of a 6 year study after tracking graduates who had matriculated from elite universities up to 30 years ago and had gone on to careers where they proved they couldn’t smoke dope and manage anything at the same time.

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True Facts According to Nopes! #4

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes!

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  • Zingers: Misc.
  • (satireworld.com)] Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.



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  • First New Mexico Endangered Bear Hunt Proves Successful
  • Gallop, NM – (satireworld.com) New Mexico’s game and fish commission issued a seven page report on the results of the opening day hunter’s tally from the controversial Giant Panda hunt in several of New Mexico’s wilderness areas.



UK NEWS
  • Fake TSA Agent Gropes Woman at San Francisco Airport
  • San Francisco, CA – (satireworldf.com) A drunk illegal alien allegedly posed as a TSA officer at San Francisco airport before pulling two women into a private screening area to give them a pat down, police have said.



US NEWS
  • Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton Both Check Into Wealth Rehab Facility
  • Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you seek out professional help. Such is the case with two well-known people in recent weeks. Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton have both checked themselves into a Wealth Rehab clinic after years of denial about their vast monetary holdings.



WORLD NEWS
  • Geppetto Actually Had Four Sons
  • Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Pinocchio was created as a puppet by Geppetto and the size of his nose changed because of his lies. However, Geppetto had three flesh and blood sons prior to Pinocchio’s creation.



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