MSNBC Announces Date for Sixth Annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day”

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The MSNBC broadcast network has announced that Friday, May 2nd, will be their sixth annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day.” Network employee Chris “Tingles” Matthews said “While many companies hold a “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” or “Take Your Child to Work […]

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Hope you get the message!

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Russia To Annex Earth’s Moon

Moscow – Russian Space Agency Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced on Friday that the nation plans to carve out an area of operations on the moon citing, “We saw the moon first and it belongs to us!”

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Hair of the Dog: The Dyson Animal Vac Chokes and Dies Again!

Pawleys Island, SC From the Daily Diary of Scamp Dear Diary, April 20, 2014 Shhhhhh! Don’t make any noise, my human person is having a melt down! Yup…it was vacuum day yet again and my day to make myself scarce as ‘The Machine from Hell’ is pulled from it’s cage and loosed through out the […]

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Life Still Sucks But My Vacuum Doesn’t! The Day my Dyson Died!

Pawleys Island, SC from the Archives of 2011 Part 1 of 2 After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part […]

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Feds Back Down From Bundy Land Grab After Harry Reid-China Solar Connection Exposed

Via Infowars/ Paul Joseph Watson & Alex Jones The federal government backed down and ended their siege against Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy less than 24 hours after an Infowars exposé connecting the land grab to Harry Reid and a Chinese-backed solar farm went viral, becoming the biggest news story on the Internet.

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Agricultural Department Employee Becomes First Federal Employee Actually Fired Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) It finally happened. A federal employee was fired today becoming the first federal employee to be terminated since 2009. Even after the debacle of Obamacare and Sibelious. Even after IRS lies and deceit. Even after incompetence killed four US citizens in Benghazi. Even after billions of dollars were shoveled down empty […]

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Actress Kirsten Dunst Breaks From Hollywood Norm, Espouses Traditional Gender Roles

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Actress Kirsten Dunst apparently is one Hollywood actress that has the ability to express an opinion that is contrary to the non-traditional, liberal, feminist agenda of her industry. In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, Dunst said: “”I feel like the feminine has been a little undervalued. We all have to […]

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Democratic Women Turn To Having Dogs Rather Than Children

New York City – (satireworld.com) America’s next generation of youngsters could be four-legged and might howl at the moon if millions of Gen-X female democrats have their way and avoid childbirth.

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Obama Orders U.S. Flags to Fly at Half Mast for One Month at Death of Illegal Alien Aunt

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) It is traditionally an honor reserved for former Presidents of the United States. It has also been used to memorialize tragedies such as 9/11, the Space Shuttle disasters, or the Oklahoma City Bombing. Now, the tradition of lowering the American Flag to half mast will be used to commemorate and remember […]

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How Can This Be? Well, It Just Happens To Be A Coincidence, Right?

Washington, DC By Don Fredrick Funny how things just happen to Obama and those around him. It’s almost like a ray of golden light beams down from Heaven and annoits the Messiah in its golden light…Yeah, but that’s just a coincidence, right?

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Celebrities Will Turn Out To Support Their Teams At 2014 World Cup

Brazil- The World Cup takes place in Brazil this June and will easily be the biggest sporting event of the year, dwarfing not only the NFL Super Bowl but soccer’s own Champions League final. Much like the Olympics its much more than just a sporting competition and mixes equal parts entertainment, festival and national pride […]

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Al Sharpton Was Paid FBI Mob Snitch! Microphone Hidden in Afro Wig While Speaking With NYC Mafia!

The White House – The Smoking Gun When friends and family members gathered recently at the White House for a private celebration of Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday, one of the invited partygoers was a former paid FBI Mafia informant.

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Why I Can Embarrass My Kids

(A SatireWorld Editorial) Parents embarrass their children all of the time, and children get upset about it. We, however, have earned the right to embarrass our children in public in the cruelest, meanest, and most demeaning and insulting ways possible. We can do that because we earned that right, and we earned it because:

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Planned Parenthood Nixes Nancy Pelosi’s Eternal Damnation Decree From The Vatican

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone, who heads the archdiocese of San Francisco where House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), a Roman Catholic, resides, said that Catholics who are “dissenting from a defined Church teaching” in “a serious way,” must not receive Holy Communion and will go to Hell when she expires.

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PARIS HILTON DEAD! Drugs Contributed To Demise Say Police

Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com) >Found in ackward position. >Family upset-Rushing to scene. >Police investigate workers. >Manager detained. Police and investigators are in a quandry after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.

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200 Million Americans Sign Petition for Washington DC to Secede from the US and Become Part of the United Kingdom

Boston MA – (satireworld.com) A petition has been placed on the White House website calling for Washington DC to leave the USA and rejoin Great Britain. Over 200 million Americans have signed this petition. The White House will respond to any petition that receives 100,000 signatures in 30 days and this secession petition has far […]

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The Many Firsts of Barack Hussein Obama…Our Very First ‘Know-it-All President.’

OBAMALAND – (satireworld.com) Quit trashing Obama’s accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his very impressive accomplishments:

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

So, tell me Mr. Obama about that Red Line thingy again….

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To Support Herself Bin Laden’s Widow Dances With ‘Saudi Girls Gone Wild’ In Riyadh

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) Alone and penniless for the first time, Fatima Bin Laden was forced to leave Pakistan last year and find work in her home country of Saudi Arabia after US Navy SEALS put an end to her husband Osama’s career as a world reknown terrorist.

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Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Election Day Approaches

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November mid-term elections.

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Hillary Clinton Honored As Maxim Magazine’s 2014 ‘Babe of the Year’

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary Clinton was named Maxim Magazine’s 2014 Babe-of-the-Year — making it the first time a lesbian been given the coveted title by the men’s magazine and the first lesbian presidential candidate to get the honor.

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Putin Acknowledges Obama by Giving him April First as his own “NAME DAY!”

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Russia’s President and resident strong man, Vladimir Ras-Putin, took time out to acknowledge President Obama’s contribution to Russia’s recent surge in global supremacy by designating April 1 as “Barry Obama Day’.

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Obama Admits Heavy Drug Use As Teen

Normal, Il -(satireworld.com) President Barack Obama, opened a three day swing through the heartland with a visit to the Fi Cannabis Society, a marijuana advocacy group, in downtown Normal, Il.

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Connecticut Passes Nation’s Highest Minimum Wage

Hartford, Conn – (satireworld.com) Connecticut raised its minimum wage $24.67 an hour from the previous $ 8.70 an hour over the next three years, surpassing Washington as the highest in the country, reports Satireworld.

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Americans Feel Safer With A Firearm In Their Home by 2 to 1 margin

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) By a margin of slightly more than two-to-one, Americans overall would feel safer with a gun in their house than not, but less than a quarter of Democrats agree, according to a new survey.

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Guest Writer Congressman Alan Grayson (D-FL) Talks About Personal ‘Nose Slime’ Attacks

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Mr. Grayson’s rebuttal….. Dear Friend: Do you remember “Joe the Plumber”? If not, you’re better off. But let me remind you – because now “Joe the Plumber” is attacking me. “Joe the Plumber” recently called me a “piece of nose slime.” (Which, as a plumber, he may see a lot of.) […]

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Barack Obama: An Empty-Suited Presidential Pretender…..

A SatireWorld Editorial The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls, nothing but abstract, empty rhetoric devoid of real substance. Did I mention he golfs?

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

“Just looking for the union label folks…Nothing to see here”

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  • Why I Can Embarrass My Kids
  • (A SatireWorld Editorial) Parents embarrass their children all of the time, and children get upset about it. We, however, have earned the right to embarrass our children in public in the cruelest, meanest, and most demeaning and insulting ways possible. We can do that because we earned that right, and we earned it because:


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  • Chelsea Clinton Baby Drama! Baby Daddy Confusion For 2016!
  • New York City – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton was beaming on the red carpet Thursday night, just hours after sharing with the world the happy news that she and Marc Mezvinsky are expecting their first child. The 34-year-old revealed she was pregnant Thursday afternoon to reporters who couldn’t wait tp swoon over a positive angle on […]



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  • Russia To Annex Earth’s Moon
  • Moscow – Russian Space Agency Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced on Friday that the nation plans to carve out an area of operations on the moon citing, “We saw the moon first and it belongs to us!”



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  • Celebrities Will Turn Out To Support Their Teams At 2014 World Cup
  • Brazil- The World Cup takes place in Brazil this June and will easily be the biggest sporting event of the year, dwarfing not only the NFL Super Bowl but soccer’s own Champions League final. Much like the Olympics its much more than just a sporting competition and mixes equal parts entertainment, festival and national pride […]



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  • Why I Can Embarrass My Kids
  • (A SatireWorld Editorial) Parents embarrass their children all of the time, and children get upset about it. We, however, have earned the right to embarrass our children in public in the cruelest, meanest, and most demeaning and insulting ways possible. We can do that because we earned that right, and we earned it because:



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