Sigmund Freud Contacts Satire World
by Philbert of Macadamia on May 19, 2013 at 7:06 am
Dr. Sigmund Freud III is a frequent contributor to SatireWorld. Be sure to read Dr. Frued’s latest book…”Think Like Your Penis”
I felt as a professional psychiatrist I had to contact Satire World about Philbert of Macadamia’s story of May 16, 2013 entitled “Former NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders.” (more…)
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