Ferguson New Top Vacation Spot for Race Baiters, Haters, and Racists

FERGUSON, MO – (satireworld,com) Thanks to the Rev. Al Sharpton, Ferguson is now the number one hotspot in the nation for a race-baiting racist and his/her family to spend their vacation time participating in a riot, learning how to make a Molotov cocktail, or experience how to properly loot a store firsthand.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #88

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Calling Obama’s Bluff, Americans Flood Into Mexico

LAREDO, TX – (satireworld.com) Trying to head off and counteract President Obama’s plan to grant amnesty to millions of illegal aliens in America, many citizens are streaming across the southern border into Mexico by the tens of thousands. Of course, because the mainstream media wants to protect the President, they’re not covering the story which […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #87

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Inuit woman claims she was never sexually abused by Bill Cosby!

Eagle Pass, Alaska – (satireworld.com) It took over two weeks, but the main stream media finally located a woman who not only denied ever hearing of Bill Cosby, but vehemently denies being abused by the famous comedian.

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Michelle Now Wants Her Own Crown Jewels

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is upset at the Federal Government and believes that they have been holding out on her and her husband. After the blanket amnesty degree yesterday, she screamed at reporters “We been in office over six years now and ain’t nobody give us the crown jewels yet! Do […]

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The New Obama Power Structure in Washington

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With President Obama announcing his amnesty program this week, and by doing so promoting himself to Emperor status, here is a look at the new structure of government in the Estados Unidos de America. Obviously, Michelle becomes Empress, a mere change in title since she’s been playing the role for the […]

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Miami Marlins Use Obamacare Math to Sign Player to $325M Contract

MIAMI – (satireworld.com) The Miami Marlins have decided it’s smart to pay ONE player a record $325 million for the next 13 seasons. Wow. Let that sink in for a moment. Giancarlo Stanton will make approximately $25 million a season and that breaks down to around $154 thousand a game.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #86

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Today’s say-it-all photo for those blue-staters who can’t read.

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Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

CORCORAN, CA – (satireworld.com) In case you haven’t heard, Charles Manson is about to get married. That’s right, single ladies, if you liked him then you should’ve put a ring on it.  Now, all the Monday morning quarterbacking starts on ‘what could have been’ for millions of single gals around the world.

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Michelle Obama Begins Campaign to Ruin “Unhealthy” Thanksgiving

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (satireworld.com) As school children across the country moan, groan, and post pictures online of meager school lunch portions that leave them feeling hungry every day, First Lady Michelle Obama has decided to aim her sights a little higher – ruining Thanksgiving Day.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #85

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Barack Obama: The Short-Term Memory President

BRISBANE, AU – (satireworld.com) While still on his Asian capitulation tour, President Obama was asked about the Jonathan Gruber PR mess as it relates to Obamacare. The President once again said this morning that he had just been briefed on the issue today. “Just found out about this today” should have been the slogan for […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #84

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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After Bashing Americans, Gruber Sets Sights on Insulting ISIS

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) Fresh off video evidence he called Americans “too stupid to understand Obamacare,” Jonathan Gruber is turning his attention to embarrassing and insulting Middle East terrorist group ISIS.  “The President thought I did such a bang-up job belittling the American voter that he wants me to take cheap shots at ISIS too,” […]

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2014 “Douchebag of the Year” Award Winners Announced

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) This year’s winners of the “Douchebag of the Year” Award were revealed last night, and the results were quite shocking to the elitist crowd in attendance. Many thought this was Speaker of the House John Boehner’s year, after coming so close last year. Others thought it would be Ben Affleck, […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #83

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Healthcare.gov Website Exuding Arrogant, Narcissistic Personality

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) Round two of the Obamacare sign-ups is upon us and many Americans are wary of logging on because of the unprecedented clusterf*@k the website proved to be last year. The roll out in 2013 proved to be one of the biggest exhibits of incompetence ever seen by any administration, ever. Something […]

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White House Hobbit, Valerie Jarrett, Now On Media’s Sh*t List

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) – Though a munchkin in real life, White House puppet master Valerie Jarrett stands tall in the shadows of every Obama administration debacle. She is the one who protects the President by making decisions so that bad things cannot be traced back directly to the President. She sits in on […]

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Obama Surprises by Nominating Loretta Lynn as Next Attorney General

NASHVILLE, TN  – (satireworld.com) This mecca of country western music is abuzz today with the news that President Obama has nominated singing superstar Loretta Lynn to be the next Attorney General, replacing outgoing Agitator General, Eric Holder. Lynn was shocked but flattered at news of the nomination.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #82

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial

The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) I’ve never personally had a problem with my height. I’m 5’8″, which is in the normal range, but my mother has never been able to accept that one of her children is “vertically challenged” (she won’t say “short”). I have never […]

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It Was a Wave Election and Democrats Can’t Surf

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL  – (satireworld.com) The results from last week’s election are still sinking in and many a Democratic candidate is doing some heavy soul searching. Most of all, loudmouth of the DNC, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, is banging her head against a wall somewhere wondering how her party got it so wrong.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #81

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Stupid Virus Discovered!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.

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Hidden Cameras Capture Sickening Truth Inside Twinkies

The Factory Without A Sign – (satireworld.com) Sure, they may taste like banana rainbows and unicorn “stuff” when they’re finished, but what goes into a pastry as yellow and creamy as a Twinkie may make you yellow and squeamish.

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National Weather Service Issues Dire Warning For Ferguson, Missouri

FERGUSON, MO – (satireworld.com) In advance of the grand jury decision regarding whether or not to indict police officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of 18 year-old Michael Brown last summer, the National Weather Service has issued a severe shit storm warning for the Ferguson area. A warning means a shit storm is imminent […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #80

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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SatireWorld Editorial Corner
  • The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial
  • The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) I’ve never personally had a problem with my height. I’m 5’8″, which is in the normal range, but my mother has never been able to accept that one of her children is “vertically challenged” (she won’t say “short”). I have never […]


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BUSINESS
  • Hidden Cameras Capture Sickening Truth Inside Twinkies
  • The Factory Without A Sign – (satireworld.com) Sure, they may taste like banana rainbows and unicorn “stuff” when they’re finished, but what goes into a pastry as yellow and creamy as a Twinkie may make you yellow and squeamish.



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MAGAZINE
  • The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial
  • The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) I’ve never personally had a problem with my height. I’m 5’8″, which is in the normal range, but my mother has never been able to accept that one of her children is “vertically challenged” (she won’t say “short”). I have never […]



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • Stupid Virus Discovered!
  • Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.



SPORTS
  • Miami Marlins Use Obamacare Math to Sign Player to $325M Contract
  • MIAMI – (satireworld.com) The Miami Marlins have decided it’s smart to pay ONE player a record $325 million for the next 13 seasons. Wow. Let that sink in for a moment. Giancarlo Stanton will make approximately $25 million a season and that breaks down to around $154 thousand a game.



UK NEWS
  • Actor Mel Gibson Mulls President of Scotland Offer
  • Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder lenght hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his […]



US NEWS
  • Ferguson New Top Vacation Spot for Race Baiters, Haters, and Racists
  • FERGUSON, MO – (satireworld,com) Thanks to the Rev. Al Sharpton, Ferguson is now the number one hotspot in the nation for a race-baiting racist and his/her family to spend their vacation time participating in a riot, learning how to make a Molotov cocktail, or experience how to properly loot a store firsthand.



WORLD NEWS
  • The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial
  • The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) I’ve never personally had a problem with my height. I’m 5’8″, which is in the normal range, but my mother has never been able to accept that one of her children is “vertically challenged” (she won’t say “short”). I have never […]



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  • The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial
  • The Long and Short of It; A SatireWorld Editorial Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) I’ve never personally had a problem with my height. I’m 5’8″, which is in the normal range, but my mother has never been able to accept that one of her children is “vertically challenged” (she won’t say “short”). I have never […]



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