US Intelligence Reports North Korea Will Launch Nuke Toward Moon’s Surface This Year

North Korea, (satireworld.com) Life of the Party, and Chairman for Life, Kim Jong -Un announced to the world that the DPNK will set off a 100 megaton nuclear warhead on the surface of the moon sometime this year. The nuclear device will be delivered using a Long Dong military ICBM and will target the mostly […]

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Boehner Promised Pelosi ‘Clean’ DHS Bill, Lied, Bill Covered in Raw Sewage

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Everyone knows politics in Washington these days is dirty. Now we know just HOW dirty. House Speaker John Boehner said publicly that he would give the House Minority Leader Skeletor, aka Nancy Pelosi, a ‘clean’ bill to take up for a vote. But Pelosi was reminded again that you don’t always […]

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Winter Weather Frustrates Al Gore After Record Cold Snap Breaks 100 Year Records

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a wave after wave of extreme cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser, Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 7,000 […]

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Local Farmer Complains of ‘Real Sore Nose’ After Visit By History Channel’s American Pickers

Barnswood, IA – (satireworld.com) Farmer Elmer Cadfrey thought Tuesday’s visit by the History Channel’s reality show, American Pickers, would be a profitable day for him and a chance to unload a lifetime of junk he collected in two of his three one hundred-year-old barns. Sadly, Elmer spent most of the day down at the Barnswood […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #143

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Breaking News for February 28, 2015

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The following political news items, rumors, gossip and innuendo has been gathered by high placed sources within the Obama administration, “undercover” Congressional sources and bars around the city.

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“Snow Guilt” Settling in For Bostonians, Psychologists Say

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) Mental health experts including psychologists, psychiatrists, and even school counselors are reporting a spike in patients presenting a condition they haven’t seen before. More and more Bostonians are reportedly suffering from a new ailment known as “Snow Guilt,” and are seeking professional help.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #142

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Leprosy cases in Florida on rise; Democrats quarantined after link to armadillos cited!

Daytona Beach, FL – (satireworld.com) Florida officials have cited 5 new cases of Leprosy in Volusia county due to ‘unnatural acts with Armadillos’ leading to the quarantine of DNC Charwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Congressman Alan Grayson!

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Obama’s Fantasy Left Wing World Guides His Terror Policies

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) A new intelligence assessment, circulated by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) examined the domestic terror threat from right-wing sovereign citizen extremists (SCE). Santa Claus (Kris Kringle), the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny have been identified as possibly being SCEs.

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Rudy Giuliani Now Reveals the President Has a Little Dick Too

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Speaking to a group of conservatives just before they all head to CPAC later this week, Rudy Giuliani told a crowd today that President Obama ‘not only doesn’t love America, but the President also has a little dick’. The crowd reacted with little emotion since most conservatives have long suspected […]

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Sheila Jackson Lee Gets Caught Accidentally Telling the Truth

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Something happened on C-SPAN this week that is about as rare as Haley’s comet – Democratic congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) got caught telling the truth. C-SPAN producers and editors raced to cut the segment when they realized the error but copies of the telecast leaked out onto the internet and […]

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DGAC Recommends Eating Less Red Meat and More Pink Meat

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee (DGAC), which convenes every five years, issued its 2015 report containing recommendations for the American diet. The DGAC report is sent to the applicable federal agencies tasked with publishing the official Dietary Guidelines for Americans. The USDA and FDA are not required to adhere to the panel’s […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #141

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Joe Biden Checks in to Addiction Clinic with Erection Lasting 6 years!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Marie Harf, newly appointed spokesperson for the Biden family, announced this morning that the Vice President’s wife had committed him for rehab until ‘such time as he can get a grip on himself and his roving hands!”

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #140

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State Department’s Marie Harf: ‘ Islamic Job Applications Are Pouring In’

The State Department – (satireworld.com) After taking a pounding in the media, US State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf has claimed her vision of world peace through more job opportunity is the correct way to win over hearts and minds. Harf showed her enthusiasm by releasing copies of recent job applications submitted by ISIS terrorists seeking […]

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Obama Insists Islam “Woven Into the Fabric of USA Since Founding”

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) While rambling on and on this week from his make-believe terrorism summit, which was more like a fantasy draft camp for the Al Sharpton’s of the Islamic religion in America, President Obama reminded all of us of the importance that Islam played in the founding of our country. If he would […]

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Out of Ideas, Administration Turns to Twitter For Terrorism Advice

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld,com) On Friday, the State Department, under the masterful tutelage of Secretary of State John Kerry, released a statement asking folks on Twitter to submit ideas on how to combat violent extremism. The administration will compile lists of the best ideas and submit them to the President in about a month. Already, […]

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Obama Blames “Icelandic Tourism” for Climate Change

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced that President Obama will hold a press conference in the White House Rose Garden to explain the problems his administration will be facing in the last two years of his presidency. Paramount will be a new theory of Global Warming/Climate Change that explains why the […]

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Obama changes ISIS strategy; appoints Susan Rice as CENTCOM Comander and discloses battle plans!

The State Department – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama opened a new policy of transparency late Friday by announcing a shake up in military leadership and a new policy in the battle against unemployed Jihadists by transferring military planning and action to the White House.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #139

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Miniature Golf Course to be Built on White House South Lawn

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Following the resignation of the current Secret Service Director Julia Pierson, lower level Managers were mercilessly grilled by the House Congressional Oversight Committee. Many managers were subsequently removed from their posts. Republicans and Democrats deemed the multiple White House security breaches, sloppy security protocols and the lack of security for President […]

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President Suffering From Vertigo Due to Constant Spinning About Religion

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama was admitted to a DC area hospital today after complaining to aides of dizziness. After an initial examination, doctors determined the President was suffering from vertigo, due to his constant spinning on religion lately. The vertigo was the worst during and just after the President’s remarks today at the […]

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Baltimore Ravens Football Franchise May Relocate to Indianapolis

Baltimore MD- (satireworld.com) Another Baltimore Ravens football team member has been arrested on felony charges. The team management has seen its players accused of murder, wife beating, assault, animal cruelty and other criminal charges. These criminal charges have been brought to the attention of Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake as besmirching Baltimore City’s “Purple Pride” and Edgar […]

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Marie Barf (sic) Moving on as new CEO of Sony!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Brain dead 33 year old Marie Harf, spokesbabe for the State Department says she’s accepted a new job as CEO of Sony pictures after being mocked by internet fans who ‘just don’t get my nuances!”

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Captain America Claims…”Once You Look Closely, Climate Change Guru Nuttier Than a Snickers Bar”

Mumbai, Idia – (satireworld.com) International Climate Change Guru and multi millionaire Rajendra Pachauri is under fire again, this time in relation to his just published Romance Novel ‘Return to Almora’ detailing his many conquests while acting as a train conductor.

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More Bodies continue to pile up in Boston as Warren supporters found stiff in Hyribid cars buried in Snow drifts with dead batteries!

Boston,MA – (satireworld.com) Climate change deniers celebrated today as the death toll rose again as Department of Sanitation Workers uncovered 47 more bodies entombed in their Prius hybrids and Chevy Volts under 12 feet drifts on Beacon Hill when their batteries finally gave out while trying to heat the stranded vehicles while protesting against ‘big […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #138

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SatireWorld Editorial Corner
  • Obama Insists Islam “Woven Into the Fabric of USA Since Founding”
  • WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) While rambling on and on this week from his make-believe terrorism summit, which was more like a fantasy draft camp for the Al Sharpton’s of the Islamic religion in America, President Obama reminded all of us of the importance that Islam played in the founding of our country. If he would […]


Turdblossom's Advice Column
  • Rudy Giuliani Now Reveals the President Has a Little Dick Too
  • NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Speaking to a group of conservatives just before they all head to CPAC later this week, Rudy Giuliani told a crowd today that President Obama ‘not only doesn’t love America, but the President also has a little dick’. The crowd reacted with little emotion since most conservatives have long suspected […]



POLITICS
  • Boehner Promised Pelosi ‘Clean’ DHS Bill, Lied, Bill Covered in Raw Sewage
  • WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Everyone knows politics in Washington these days is dirty. Now we know just HOW dirty. House Speaker John Boehner said publicly that he would give the House Minority Leader Skeletor, aka Nancy Pelosi, a ‘clean’ bill to take up for a vote. But Pelosi was reminded again that you don’t always […]



BUSINESS
  • DGAC Recommends Eating Less Red Meat and More Pink Meat
  • Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee (DGAC), which convenes every five years, issued its 2015 report containing recommendations for the American diet. The DGAC report is sent to the applicable federal agencies tasked with publishing the official Dietary Guidelines for Americans. The USDA and FDA are not required to adhere to the panel’s […]



ENTERTAINMENT


MAGAZINE
  • Rudy Giuliani Now Reveals the President Has a Little Dick Too
  • NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Speaking to a group of conservatives just before they all head to CPAC later this week, Rudy Giuliani told a crowd today that President Obama ‘not only doesn’t love America, but the President also has a little dick’. The crowd reacted with little emotion since most conservatives have long suspected […]



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY


SPORTS
  • Miniature Golf Course to be Built on White House South Lawn
  • Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Following the resignation of the current Secret Service Director Julia Pierson, lower level Managers were mercilessly grilled by the House Congressional Oversight Committee. Many managers were subsequently removed from their posts. Republicans and Democrats deemed the multiple White House security breaches, sloppy security protocols and the lack of security for President […]



UK NEWS
  • Breaking News for February 28, 2015
  • Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The following political news items, rumors, gossip and innuendo has been gathered by high placed sources within the Obama administration, “undercover” Congressional sources and bars around the city.



US NEWS


WORLD NEWS
  • Breaking News for February 28, 2015
  • Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The following political news items, rumors, gossip and innuendo has been gathered by high placed sources within the Obama administration, “undercover” Congressional sources and bars around the city.



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • Obama Insists Islam “Woven Into the Fabric of USA Since Founding”
  • WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) While rambling on and on this week from his make-believe terrorism summit, which was more like a fantasy draft camp for the Al Sharpton’s of the Islamic religion in America, President Obama reminded all of us of the importance that Islam played in the founding of our country. If he would […]



LEAD STORIES
  • Black Power by Fred Reed
  • Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]