Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.

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‘Last Tree’ In Local Dog Park Sparks Confrontation During Town Council Meeting

Austin, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Dog lovers packed council chambers Tuesday night after a notice went out to residents concerning the popular local Dog Park. In the mailed notice, the Council advised dog owners that the last remaining oak tree in the Dog Park would be cut down due to a parasite that was weakening the […]

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Monica Lewinski: ‘Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth’

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky spoke at Forbes’ 30 Under 30 summit here on Monday, opening up about her experience with cyberbullying, her relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #68

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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NFL Goes Pink for Breasts in October, Stays Pink in November For Hoo-Ha Awareness Month

NEW YORK CITY, NY – (satireworld.com) No football fan can escape the sea of pink on TV sets each October as the NFL conducts its yearly campaign to raise awareness for Breast Cancer. Now, the league has decided to stay pink to honor one of the greatest things in the world, the Hoo-Ha. The player’s […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #67

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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What If Obama Had Been a War President During a Different Time in American History?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) A panel of historical experts considered what Commander in Chief (CIC) President Barack Obama’s strategy would have been during the various wars throughout American History. This conjecture assumed “no American boots on the ground,” leading from behind and being an egotistical blabbermouth!

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Loses Bet – Shaves Moustache

Broward County Florida – (satireworld.com) When it comes to paying up after losing a bet, you can now count on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a promise keeper. When Florida State beat Notre Dame this past Saturday, Debbie grabbed a Bic razor and quickly shaved her girlie-moustache.

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Good News For National Debt…Obama’s Credit Card Declined!


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New York City, NY- (satireworld.com) While signing an executive order on Friday mandating chip-and-pin technology on all federal government credit and debit cards, the president revealed that his personal card was declined at a restaurant in New York City last month where he attempted to buy a ham sandwich on rye and a bag of […]

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First Case of Deadly Tebowla Virus Reported in Atheist Group

TALLAHASSEE, FL – (satireworld.com) Amanda Townsend, an atheist in this city that is also home to a group wanting to put up a holiday display in the state capitol rotunda showing the devil descending into Hell, has become the first victim of the deadly Tebowla virus, named after Christian former football player, Tim Tebow. The […]

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Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

Nashville, Tenn – (satireworld.com) One man was recently gored by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was to the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.

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Dracula’s Castle For Sale in Transylvania

Transylvania,Romania – (satireworld.com) The famous Dracula’s Castle, the Transylvania landmark once home of Vlad the Impaler and also known as Bran Castle, is up for sale in Romania. The sale price is estimated to be about $150 million in U.S. dollars.

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CDC Director Tom Frieden is Latest Graduate of Obama School of Leadership and Accountability

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The latest student to graduate with honors at the Obama School of Leadership and Accountability is CDC Director Tom Frieden. Frieden excels at apologizing, not owning up to his mistakes, failing to exercise common sense, and insisting he is still the right man for the job despite giving numerous false statements […]

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Bush Administration Hurricane Machine Controls Found in White House Basement

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama had the White House basement cleaned to remove all the Bovine Excrement generated for the president by White House Press Secretaries Robert Gibbs, Jay Carney and Josh Earnest. She needed a cool dry place to store all her turnips for this year’s school lunch program.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #66

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Sleep Easier America…Obama Nominates Dr. Strangelove New Ebola Czar

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) Today, the Obama administration appointed Dr. Strangelove to be “Ebola Czar”. Strangelove, who once worked for the Pentagon as Chief Science Advisor in the 1960’s, is still vibrant and unconventional as he was 50 some years ago says Gen. Jack D. Ripper of the Strategic Air Command. Strangeloves’s signature wheelchair and […]

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BISIS Continues Fabulous March Across Iraq

TIKRIT, IRAQ – (satireworld.com) Not wanting to be left out of the carnage, BISIS (Bisexuals of Islamic State in Syria) is continuing its sashay across this country and looking fabulous doing it. Yes, I know homosexuality is slightly frowned upon in the Middle East but, if you don’t indulge my premise, this article is really […]

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President’s Latest Executive Order…’Expired Ebola Victims Will Be Allowed To Vote’

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Citing a vague reference to the US Constitution, President Barack Obama announced his latest Executive Order number 12556. The Executive Order will allow deceased persons to vote for the first time in US history providing next of kin can swear under oath that they are certain of the expired citizen’s political […]

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Obama calms Ebola fears of media: “I swapped spit with heroic nurse in Dallas and hardly raised a sweat,although Michelle did crap her pants!’

The White House – (satireworld.com) At a tense photo op at the White House after a brief cabinet meeting with his staff to confirm that he had no “F******g” idea on how to get a handle on Ebola in the US, the President expressed complete confidence in his CDC chief saying, “Dr. Thomas Frieden is […]

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Winner Announced In Chelsea Clinton Dry Humping Challenge

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) The results are in and a winner has been announced in the First Annual ‘Chelsea Clinton Dry Humping Challenge!’

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White House, CDC Postpone Getting Serious About Ebola Until After Midterms

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Add ‘stopping the Ebola crisis’ to the list of things the current administration and the CDC ( Crappy Disease Control), an agency which has been nearly useless to this point in helping to contain the spread of Ebola, are putting off taking seriously until after the midterm elections. Both entities have […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #65

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Wendy Davis Campaign Declared Disabled, Qualifies For Free Government Wheelchair

AUSTIN, TX – (satireworld.com) Wendy Davis, and her little campaign that couldn’t, has been plagued by blunder after blunder throughout her attempted run for the Governor’s seat in Texas. The Davis campaign committee, beset by PR problems from the very start, has finally received its disability status from the government and now qualifies for reimbursement […]

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California Legislature Passes Bill to Define Sexual Consent on College Campuses

Sacramento CA – (satireworld.com) The California Legislature has passed a first-in-the-nation bill to define consensual sexual activity in colleges in the Golden State as to how these institutes of higher learning mitigate campus sexual assault.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #64

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Suddenly Re-Appears…Sees His Shadow…Eight More Months Of Cheesy Propaganda

North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korean Leader-for-Life Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance in five weeks. The official state media reported Tuesday that Jong Un was in splendid health and swam in frigid water for almost 25 miles, climbed 12,000 foot Mt. Un Lin by himself, then bedded 12 prostitutes to prove his […]

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Connecticut Congresswoman Asked To ‘Please Stay Away From Congress’ During Halloween

House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola stuff,” said Speaker Bohner during […]

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White House Spokesman Asks for Entire Month of November Off

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) 17 year-old White House spokesman, Josh Earnest, has asked his boss for the entire month of November off and has already booked tickets for an undisclosed location in the Caribbean, due to the upcoming midterm elections. “I have a really bad feeling about this and I think it’s best to just […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #63

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POLITICS
  • The Second American Revolution almost Begins in Boston Massachusetts
  • Boston MA – (satireworld.com) The Obama administration’s IRS targeting conservative organizations, NSA spying on US citizens, DOJ persecuting US journalists, Benghazi Libya embassy attack cover up, the Veterans Administration (VA) ignoring veteran’s health needs, illegal immigration, CDC Ebola virus treatment incompetency, excessive federal regulations, new taxes and foreign policy debacles in Iraq/ISIS, Syria red line […]



BUSINESS
  • Good News For National Debt…Obama’s Credit Card Declined!
  • New York City, NY- (satireworld.com) While signing an executive order on Friday mandating chip-and-pin technology on all federal government credit and debit cards, the president revealed that his personal card was declined at a restaurant in New York City last month where he attempted to buy a ham sandwich on rye and a bag of […]



ENTERTAINMENT
  • Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper
  • Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.



MAGAZINE
  • Connecticut Congresswoman Asked To ‘Please Stay Away From Congress’ During Halloween
  • House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola stuff,” said Speaker Bohner during […]



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • Bush Administration Hurricane Machine Controls Found in White House Basement
  • Washington DC- (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama had the White House basement cleaned to remove all the Bovine Excrement generated for the president by White House Press Secretaries Robert Gibbs, Jay Carney and Josh Earnest. She needed a cool dry place to store all her turnips for this year’s school lunch program.



SPORTS


UK NEWS
  • Actor Mel Gibson Mulls President of Scotland Offer
  • Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder lenght hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his […]



US NEWS
  • The Second American Revolution almost Begins in Boston Massachusetts
  • Boston MA – (satireworld.com) The Obama administration’s IRS targeting conservative organizations, NSA spying on US citizens, DOJ persecuting US journalists, Benghazi Libya embassy attack cover up, the Veterans Administration (VA) ignoring veteran’s health needs, illegal immigration, CDC Ebola virus treatment incompetency, excessive federal regulations, new taxes and foreign policy debacles in Iraq/ISIS, Syria red line […]



WORLD NEWS
  • Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper
  • Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • Who is Antonio West ?
  • Brunswick, Georgia – (satireworld.com) Hello. Don’t recognize me? That’s OK, I understand.



LEAD STORIES
  • Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper
  • Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.