Al Gore Speaks to the Flat Earth Society

London UK – (satireworld.com) Al Gore was invited to speak at the May meeting of the modern day Flat Earth Society (FES) London Branch (LB) about his theories of greenhouse gases causing Global Warming/Climate Change and the catastrophic results. Mr. Gore, 15 of his associates and 10 reporters boarded two of his private jets to […]

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Footage Shows Pee Wee Herman Accidentally Started Biker Fight in Waco

WACO – (satireworld.com) Video footage from the parking lot of the Twin Peaks restaurant show that Pee Wee Herman accidentally started the big biker fight this past weekend. Witnesses from inside the restaurant at the time say that Pee Wee had just regaled the crowd of bikers with a bad-to-the-bone performance of the song Tequila! […]

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‘West Baltimore Story’ Musical Opens and Closes

Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com) A new musical production of West Baltimore Story opened outside in the streets of Charm City in late April 2015 to mixed reviews by local police, State Troopers and Maryland’s National Guard.

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Clinton’s Reclassify ‘Middle Class’ to Include Multimillionaires

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) As news that enormous speaking fees gave Bill and Hillary Clinton between $25-30 million in income for 2014, the revelation has dealt a blow to Mrs. Clinton’s talking point about her being a ‘champion for the middle class’.  Many feel the Clinton’s are out-of-touch with everyday Americans because of their […]

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Zero Population Growth Activists Propose Only Same Sex Marriage be Allowed

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Just when you think you’ve heard it all in this city, another group of nuts comes to town to testify before the US Supreme Court. On April 28, 2015 the Supreme Court heard oral arguments about “Same Sex Marriage.” Specifically, the Court was tasked with addressing two questions: 1) whether states must […]

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Stephanopoulos to Debut “My Week in Bias” Segment on ABC

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) Now that ABC’s George Stephanopoulos’s secret financial connections to the Clinton’s has become public news, the chief anchor for the network is trying to figure out how he can save his ass and his cushy position. Only Democrats have bought into the notion over the years that George is a […]

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Man With One Leg Claims… “I’ve Never Been Busier Kicking Asses”

Durham, NC – (satireworld.com) Morris Helms says he’s never been busier! The retired veteran, who looks a healthy 50 instead of almost 65, says ever since he read an ad looking for contestants in a local contest he’s been very busy on Saturday nights. “It’s like taking candy from a baby!”

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West Coast ‘Big One’ Just Months Away Says Experts

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) A new environmental report blames automobiles for the rise in Tectonic activity mainly in the Pacific rim, and at various locations along the eastern seaboard of the US. Advisories have been forwarded to the US West Coast in anticipation of the ‘Big One’ which is expected to strike in the […]

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UK Man Has Head Injury Repaired Using 3-D Printer and Super Glue

Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) Doctors at Queen Alexandra Hospital have used 3D printing technology to replace most of a man’s missing skull in an innovative procedure which included using simple Super Glue in a process that is sure to revolutionize orthopedic surgery.

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Man Wakes Up In Morgue

(Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) It was one of those nights for 68 year old Ian Younge. One of those nights when “just gimmee one more” seemed like a good idea – but in fact really wasn’t such a good idea. Younge was found dressed in woman’s clothing while passed out on a bus stop bench […]

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CafeSpike Owner Holds His Breath Over Jimmy Savile Document Release

Portsmouth(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Thousands of pages of information gathered over the BBC’s decision to discontinue its investigation into alleged abuse by Jimmy Savile are set to be made public on Friday, much to the worry of a British spoofer’s site CafeSpike, and the son of the accused pedophile.

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Entire British Website Embraces Islam

Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) A Muslim covert who was beaten rather severely several times for trying to impose sharia law on British websites claims to have converted numerous writers to a radical form of Islam during his time working patrons at various local pubs in the evening hours according to the Times.

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VP Biden Kidnapped By Aliens

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Vice President Joe Biden was invited by Al Sharpton, host of “PoliticsNation” airing on MSNBC News TV, for an interview. VP Biden discussed his new tell all book “My Friend Barack Obama.”

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Blue Bell Lays Off 1400 Workers After Listeria Flavored Ice Cream Bombs

Austin, TX – (satireworld.com) Blue Bell Creameries will lay off more than a third of its workforce following a series of listeria contamination problems linked to its packaged ice cream that prompted a nationwide recall of all its products, the Texas company announced Friday.

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MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Blames ‘Lack of Straight Lines’ For Amtrak Crash

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) In two separate segments on his May 13 Softballs With Chris Matthews program, MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews blamed “curves” on the Amtrak passenger rail route for Tuesday night’s train crash.

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New England Patriots Sign Thom Braydee to Play For Suspended Brady

FOXBOROUGH – (satireworld.com) In a surprise announcement today from the New England Patriot’s football team, Coach Bill Belichick told reporters that the team has signed a previously un-drafted quarterback to start the four games that embattled star quarterback Tom Brady has been suspended for, following the investigation into the ball-deflating scandal from last season. The […]

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Nation Grateful That Hillary is Keeping Her Mouth Shut

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) While beltway pundits and reporters are upset that Hillary Clinton has been MIA when it comes to answering questions they would like to ask the presidential contender, most Americans are more than relieved that the former First Lady has decided to just zip it. According to a recent survey, nearly all […]

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ISIS Furious That Winning Drawing at Muhammad Cartoon Event ‘Wasn’t Even That Good’

GARLAND, TX – (satireworld.com) Now that the controversy over the Draw Muhammad event in this Texas city has subsided for the moment, Muslim scholars and members of ISIS are reacting with outrage that the drawing chosen as the winning entry “wasn’t even that good,” with some even saying that it sucked.

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College Graduates Grateful to Hear First Lady Bitch About Life of Luxury

TUSKEGEE, AL  – (satireworld.com) At a commencement speech over the weekend at Tuskegee University, this year’s college graduates had their dreams come true. They got to listen to Michelle Obama bitch about how hard life is for the rich and famous. The First Lady taught the students a valuable life lesson – that life doesn’t […]

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Atheist Mingle Joins Other Online Dating Services

Whig CA: (satireworld.com) The town of Whig CA was founded by Atheists, but the town’s population according to the latest US Census is only about 500 and still dwindling.  The most popular sport is fox hunting, as males out number females by a ratio of two to one.

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ISIS Terrorists Threaten Little Caesar’s Pizza Over Bacon-Wrapped Pizza

OKLAHOMA CITY  – (satireworld.com) Just a week after attempting to murder civilians at a Draw Muhammad cartoon event, ISIS is threatening to launch terrorist attacks on Little Caesar’s Pizza locations over their new bacon-wrapped pizza. It appears the terrorist organization has decided to destroy everything they disagree with in America.

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Many Shades of Gray Seen in Charm City

Charm City MD – (satireworld.com) The great divider President Barack Obama has played the “race card” once again. He has sent his new sycophant US Department of Justice (DOJ) Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch (Eric Holder’s clone) to investigate the Charm City Police Department for civil Rights abuses. These investigations are occurring after Black thugs […]

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Tom Brady Deletes Entire NFL Database, Wipes Server Clean

FOXBOROUGH, MA – (satireworld.com) Just days after the NFL announced their findings from a preliminary investigation into whether or not New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady had ball boys intentionally let the air out of his footballs to give him an advantage in games, word has surfaced that Mr. Brady has indeed deleted all files […]

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CafeSpike Voted ‘Most Awful’ Online Magazine For The Second Year In A Row

Portsmouth, UK – (satireworld.com) For the second year in a row, Viral Magazine has voted a UK online publication Cafe Spike ‘the worst piece of trash since the ‘Lady Godiva Chronicles’ a similar online magazine from Canada which won the ‘Most Bizarre’ prize in 2010.

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Latest Nielsen Ratings Show All Viewership For CNN, MSNBC Are ‘Accidents’

ATLANTA – (satireworld.com) The latest Nielsen ratings numbers are in and they reveal what many have long suspected – that every counted viewer of CNN and MSNBC was an accident. TV viewers have known for some time that there is not a single show on either network worth watching, but the latest data proves it.

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Obama Says Clinton Foundation is Model For Future Barack and Michelle Foundation

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The Clinton Foundation is mired in scandal and that suits the First Couple just fine. “Scandal is about all we know,” Mr. Obama said in outlining his future plans for a slush fund, er, foundation bearing he and his wife’s names. “We’re so impressed with the things the Clinton’s have managed […]

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Militants Behead Baker After Mohammed’s Image Found On Frosted Cupcakes

Afghanistan’s Tribal Areas – (satireworld.Com) The July 12 decapitation of a 70-year-old baker in Landi Kotal, near the Khyber region, by the Taliban, has terrorized the local population and aroused universal condemnation from tribal societies and human rights activists. Except in Washington where President Obama called for an end to making phony images of Mohammed […]

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Bruce Jenner confirms committment to pose nude after transformation surgery for Vogue!

New York City – (satireworld.com) Editor Ana Wintour said the 6 page planned photo spread will be “breath taking, tasteful, and beautiful ” saying the piece tentatively titled “Penis De Milo” will set the tone for future transgender photo exploration of the Transgender Body including before and after pictures.

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Governor Advises California Visitors To Bring Own Water

Sacramento, CA – (satireworld.com) In an unprecedented speech about the calamity now being touted as as the Great California Drought, Governor Jerry Brown advised those who will be visiting California to bring along their own water. He hinted that in the foreseeable future some visitors might be turned back from entering the state if they […]

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SatireWorld Editorial Corner
  • #NOT READY FOR HILLARY!
  • Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.


Turdblossom's Advice Column
  • Man Wakes Up In Morgue
  • (Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) It was one of those nights for 68 year old Ian Younge. One of those nights when “just gimmee one more” seemed like a good idea – but in fact really wasn’t such a good idea. Younge was found dressed in woman’s clothing while passed out on a bus stop bench […]



POLITICS
  • Al Gore Speaks to the Flat Earth Society
  • London UK – (satireworld.com) Al Gore was invited to speak at the May meeting of the modern day Flat Earth Society (FES) London Branch (LB) about his theories of greenhouse gases causing Global Warming/Climate Change and the catastrophic results. Mr. Gore, 15 of his associates and 10 reporters boarded two of his private jets to […]



BUSINESS


ENTERTAINMENT
  • CBS Throws Letterman Set in Dumpsters; Later Found, Now in Kramer’s Apartment
  • NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Just one day after David Letterman wrapped his iconic 33 year run in late-night TV, stagehands spent the day breaking up and throwing away the Letterman set pieces and theater chairs that audience members were sitting in less than twenty-four hours earlier. Shocked onlookers watched in horror as pieces they […]



MAGAZINE
  • Man Wakes Up In Morgue
  • (Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) It was one of those nights for 68 year old Ian Younge. One of those nights when “just gimmee one more” seemed like a good idea – but in fact really wasn’t such a good idea. Younge was found dressed in woman’s clothing while passed out on a bus stop bench […]



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • Al Gore Speaks to the Flat Earth Society
  • London UK – (satireworld.com) Al Gore was invited to speak at the May meeting of the modern day Flat Earth Society (FES) London Branch (LB) about his theories of greenhouse gases causing Global Warming/Climate Change and the catastrophic results. Mr. Gore, 15 of his associates and 10 reporters boarded two of his private jets to […]



SPORTS
  • New England Patriots Sign Thom Braydee to Play For Suspended Brady
  • FOXBOROUGH – (satireworld.com) In a surprise announcement today from the New England Patriot’s football team, Coach Bill Belichick told reporters that the team has signed a previously un-drafted quarterback to start the four games that embattled star quarterback Tom Brady has been suspended for, following the investigation into the ball-deflating scandal from last season. The […]



UK NEWS
  • UK Man Has Head Injury Repaired Using 3-D Printer and Super Glue
  • Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) Doctors at Queen Alexandra Hospital have used 3D printing technology to replace most of a man’s missing skull in an innovative procedure which included using simple Super Glue in a process that is sure to revolutionize orthopedic surgery.



US NEWS
  • Al Gore Speaks to the Flat Earth Society
  • London UK – (satireworld.com) Al Gore was invited to speak at the May meeting of the modern day Flat Earth Society (FES) London Branch (LB) about his theories of greenhouse gases causing Global Warming/Climate Change and the catastrophic results. Mr. Gore, 15 of his associates and 10 reporters boarded two of his private jets to […]



WORLD NEWS
  • Al Gore Speaks to the Flat Earth Society
  • London UK – (satireworld.com) Al Gore was invited to speak at the May meeting of the modern day Flat Earth Society (FES) London Branch (LB) about his theories of greenhouse gases causing Global Warming/Climate Change and the catastrophic results. Mr. Gore, 15 of his associates and 10 reporters boarded two of his private jets to […]



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • #NOT READY FOR HILLARY!
  • Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.



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