Russia Enraged Over Soviet-era Monument Decorations

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Russian officials and Vladimir Putin are enraged over Bulgarians ‘vandalizing’ Soviet-era monuments to look like superheroes and other Western characters.

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‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ Really Just Legalized Summertime Waterboarding

Across America – (satireworld.com) The country has entered the big chill as the “Ice Bucket Challenge”, or the IBC, is sweeping social media. The “challenge” consists of people having large buckets of ice water poured over them to prove they care about ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Disease) more than you do, or something.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #28

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama cuts short golf vacation on reports from the White House galley that someone stole his strawberries!

The White House – (satireworld.com) All is not well with the ship of state with insiders saying the crew are no longer happy with the Captain’s recent paranoia, lack of leadership, drug induced haze and apathy not to mention racial meddling which is further inflaming lawlessness in Missouri.

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The Dallas Cowboys: Preseason News and Notes

The latest news and information from the *Dallas Cowboys* (America’s Team!).

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Confused Looters Riot at Black Eyed Peas Singer Fergie’s Home

Fergie’s Home – (satireworld.com) After a night of looting and rioting, and some miscommunication, calm has been restored at the home of famous Black Eyed Peas singer, Fergie. Hundreds of rioters from Missouri had in fact looted the wrong place and returned, embarrassed, to their own town to resume burning it to the ground.

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AG Holder Orders Another Mike Brown Autopsy: “We’ll Do This Thing Until We Get the Results We Want!”

Washington D. C. – (satireworld.com) Activist Attorney General, Eric Holder, isn’t satisfied with initial autopsy results on Mike Brown, the Ferguson shooting victim, so he has decided to order that a second procedure be performed.

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Thoughts on Chelsea Clinton

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Some random thoughts on Chelsea Clinton (The former First Daughter whom we could have to put up with as First Daughter again!).

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New Brew to be Named After Perry Accuser, Texas DA Rosemary Lehmberg

Austin, TX – (satireworld.com) Independent Brewers, Inc., a microbrewery located in Austin, has announced plans to produce a new beer named after District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg after video of her DUI arrest from last year recently went viral.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #27

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

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Report: 80% of Police Officers Overweight, Michelle O Gets to Work

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) Fresh off her success at making the nation’s school lunch program a complete and utter failure, Michelle Obama has found her next muse for taking over more control of a segment of the American population.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #26

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Where Have All The Lefties Gone?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Republicans holding onto the US House of Representatives in 2014, taking over the US Senate in 2014 and electing a president in 2016 put a lot of left wing Democrats out of work. For example:

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Retailers in Ferguson Must be Crazy!! Practically Giving Away Free Merchandise!!

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) Retailers in this small town must have gone mad! For the past few days, many retailers around town have been lowering their prices on various merchandise to the point that many are essentially giving their products away.

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Obama Levies ” “head tax” on ISIS , declares “victory without firing a shot!”

Martha’s Vinyard, MS – (satireworld.com) President Obama agreed with former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that he would not mandate ‘boots on the ground’ as bloody ISIS terrorists continued their rampage in the country he abandoned to appease his base instead deciding to ‘tax them out of business!”

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Rabble Rousers Al and Jesse Should Stay Home

New York NY- (satireworld.com) It was a cloudy Monday in the city. My name is Reverend Al and I have the day watch. My partner Reverend Jesse has the night watch chasing police cars. We own and operate A and J Race Agitators LLC.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #25

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Democrats Run From Obama, Numerous Track and Field Records Fall

Charlotte, NC – (satireworld.com) As President Obama, becoming known as ‘The Toxic President’ privately among his peers on the Left, travels to various districts around the country to raise funds for the Democratic party, many politicians are running the other way so fast they might have a future in the Olympics if their political ambitions […]

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Obama Promotes Free Golf Lessons For Illegal Border Crossers

San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com) Three months after President Barack Obama declared their mass arrival an “urgent humanitarian situation,” thousands of children who fled Central America are about to get free golfing lessons for the first time.

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When Bullying Cloaks Itself in the Guise of Intellectual Superiority and Descends Into Offensive Slurs, You Know You’ve Proved Your Point!

Somewhere in the USA – (SatireWorld.com) Most sites such as Satire World are primarily focused on Satire; ironic, iconic, biting and often humorous, but they also provide a forum of sorts for those who desire to set their thoughts on paper and throw them out to the cyber universe to see what sticks to the […]

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Threat of Rain causes Obama to unveil ‘Canvas Dome” over Vineyard Golf Course!

Farm Neck Golf Club – (satireworld.com) Citing national security and mental health needs, The secret service called on Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel to deploy the top secret “Canvas Dome” over Farm Neck Golf Club so as not to threaten the Presidents golf game today.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #24

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obola Virus Infection Mutates After Six Years In US, Next Two Years Touch and Go

Atlanta – (satireworld.com) The Center for Political Disease Control (CPDC) has announced the politically deadly Obola virus has started to mutate after infecting the country roughly six years ago. The agency also predicts the next two years will tell whether the country will survive or not.

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Denies Wrong Doing With Two Females (A Satire World Editorial)

(satireworld.com) Pictures surfaced on the internet this week of Jerry Jones with two women. One of the pictures has the Dallas Cowboys owner grabbing and cupping a woman’s breasts from behind. Another picture shows Jerry standing in his boxer shorts, while a woman is kneeling in front of his crotch (apparently ready to deliver oral […]

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Obama goes Swimming! 300 yards of shark net, Seal Team Six , snipers deployed for protection!

Mashpee,MA – (satireworld.com) The secret Service shut down a popular Edgartown beach yesterday in order for the President to go body surfing safely. Earlier in the day Seal Team six was deployed to set out 300 yards of Australian Shark net hastily flown over from Bondi Beach to insure the lone white shark tagged this […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #23

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale on eBay In Wild Bidding Spree

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.

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Jealous and Irate First Lady Michelle Obama Orders Secret Service Detail To Call Her “First MILF”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama reacted negatively to her husband’s presidential order making Nancy Pelosi a MILF. She has ordered the White House staff and her secret service detail to immediately begin calling her “First MILF.” The First Lady is often referred to in Secret Service radio chatter as “F.L.O.T.U.S.” (First Lady […]

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  • Surgeon General’s Office Finds Multiple New Problems with Smoking
  • Provo, UT – (satireworld.com) The Surgeon General’s office released a report today that cigarette smoking contains dangers other than just lung and throat cancer. Dewey Flintlock, official spokesman, said in an interview that these dangers are far reaching. “Have you ever noticed how a smoker will light a cigarette while sitting directly beneath a “no […]



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  • Fake TSA Agent Gropes Woman at San Francisco Airport
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  • Thoughts on Chelsea Clinton
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