Stormy Daniels Working With Police Artist to Sketch Man Who Threatened Her

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Porn star Stormy Daniels is working with a LAPD forensic sketch artist to help identify the man she claims threatened her with ‘certain incineration’ to stay silent about an alleged tryst she had with President Trump over 14 years ago.

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Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium Opens Today in Chappaquiddick, Massachusetts

(satireworld.com) It only took about 50 years of enduring various hard-handed tactics and immense political pressure by the Kennedy clan to keep the secret buried, but today the truth finally appears to be out in public with the grand opening of the Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium and the simultaneous opening of the Hollywood-inspired motion picture […]

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Now Jersey Shore’s Snooki Tops Hillary In Paid Speaker Fees

New Brunswick, NJ – (satireworld.com) In the past, ex-Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been known to make huge sums in speaking fees, but Thursday’s reported payment for another excuse filled speech of ‘why I lost’ barely covered her security and travel costs. Will she complain now about how she was short-changed? Perhaps her once golden […]

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Teen Anti-Gun Activist David Hogg Rejected By Four Colleges

Broward County, Fl – (satireworld.com) Leftist teenage activist David Hogg, who supports everything anti-conservative, publicly revealed today that four out of four colleges he applied to this past winter have turned him down for this fall starting semester citing various reasons.

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Satire World Voted World’s Number One Satire Site

New York,NY – (satireworld.com) The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around […]

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Steven Donziger Mooted For Trump Legal Team

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): The New York City lawyer who famously won a $19bn Ecuadorian pollution settlement against US super major Chevron is being head hunted as legal co counsel for President Donald Trump.

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Satire World’s ‘March for Life’ Photos of the Day

Satireworld.com Satire World’s pro-gun photo-of-the-day just for those George Seros inspired snowflakes so emotionally and continually offended by law abiding firearm owners having personal firearms in their possession…..Suck it up buttercup. My guns have more brains than you!

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The Taste of Hillary

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton left the USA for a 10 country, publisher paid trip to plug her new book “What Happened.” The book is about her 2016 presidential aspirations (she lost to Republican Donald Trump) is not doing well domestically. So, Hillary opted to quietly take her book tour […]

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US Feral Marshals Hunt Black Panthers Mole

Buffalo, New York – (SatireWorld.com)- A United States Marshals Service posse is back on the trail of a missing FBI supergrass in compliance with a farce-moving grand jury probe. Sexagenarian fugitive from justice Perry Stalsis, 69, is described as a key prosecution witness about Black Panther Party infiltration of the American establishment.

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Tinker Traitor Soldya Trump?

Chernobyl, Ukraine – (SatireWorld.com): A new book about international espionage names Don T Rump as America’s leading Mafia don, describing him ‘a global tentacle-reach close second’ to top KGB matriarch Queen Elizardbirth Vagina.

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Pelosi Brain Freeze Episodes Worsen

Modesto, CA – (satireworld.com) While addressing reporters on Thursday, Rep/. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lost her breath during several short sentences, suffered more brain freezes and could be seen staring blankly at reporters, while also frequently repeating words.

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Hillary Blames Lingering Yeast Infection for 2016 Presidential Election Loss

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com) The Hillary Clinton 2016 election loss blame game took a new turn this past week as yet another excuse was hurled out onto the airwaves. First, we had insults directed toward rural voters. Then it was the unproven Russian collusion….Throw in the Republican vast right-wing conspiracy….Or some unfriendly media coverage….Then the FBI! […]

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Three Geopolitical Events Occurred this Week

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Republican President Donald Trump had an interesting week in the Nation’s Capital including; consideration of new import tariffs, gun control proposals, DACA legislation proposals, Russian President Putin’s new nuclear missile, Maxine Waters calling President Trump a racist and North Korea’s leader Kim Jong Un inviting President Trump to come to the table […]

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Photo Edition! Star Wars Franchise Plans Movie With Overweight Actors in Lead Rolls

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Disney unveiled the next Star Wars episode set to begin filming in July. The popular franchise will bow to current political pressure by allowing the entire cast to represent true modern body styles by including some real Hollywood ‘heavyweights’ as lead characters. The film’s title is sketchy, but insiders say it’s […]

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Feeling News Savvy? Take Our Gullible Media Lapdog Quiz

The Satire World Political Quiz The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are Ex-President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Good Luck…

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NRA Responds With Powerful Ad…..Times Up

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) An NRA ad released on March 4 called out “every Hollywood phony” and the “lying media” to put them on notice that their “time is running out.” The ad was released just hours before the 90th Oscars began. It promotes NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch’s new show and is clearly intended to […]

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Blountstown Florida Gold Rush Prompts Fort Knox Vault Expansion

Fort Knox, Kentucky – (satireworld.com) Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for adding more secure storage room at the 80 year old facility built to store the nation’s gold during the Roosevelt era when private gold ownership was outlawed. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold […]

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Over-Botoxed Bloodsucker Fails UK Security Check

London – (SatireWorld.com) Secret service bailiffs are poised to evict Meghan Markle from her Kensington Palace safe-house after the ageing American gold digger failed a security background check.

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DNC Requests Proposals for a Monument to Obama’s Presidency

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The Democratic National Committee (DNC) chaired by Tom Perez has sent out a Request for Proposals (RFP) to all 50 states to bid on constructing a suitable monument to the 44th POTUS, Barack Obama. The selected monument must be “shovel ready!” This measure was necessary because the federal government has refused […]

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Sources of Greenhouse Gases Identified

Hawthorne CA – (satireworld.com) Space X CEO Elon Musk announced that the Falcon Heavy rocket was launched successfully on February 8, 2018 from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. This giant vehicle boosted a payload of his cherry-red Tesla sports car, although it could easily boost up to 24 metric tons into an Earth orbit.

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Brit Thrift Store Chain Swamped With Pervert Staff

London – (SatireWorld.com) – Up to 23,000 suspected sex perverts are manning the tills at 650 state-sponsored thrift shops according to latest government figures released today.

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Popular Salad Dressing Dramatically Changes Spokane Man’s Life

Spokane, WA – (SatireWorld.com) It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against Krafty Foods where they claim Krafty’s Zesty Italian Salad Dressing made their client into […]

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Arizona Lawmaker Proposes Holiday Just For White Males

Phoenix, AZ – (SatireWorld.com) An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for US Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and […]

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Dangerous Felons Escape from San Quentin State Prison

San Quentin CA – (satireworld.com) In a large jail break, dangerous felons have escaped from San Quentin State Prison for men, following a week of continuous rioting. A series of new California laws passed by the California Legislature and signed by Democratic Governor Jerry Brown (D-CA) that went into effect on January 1, 2018 is […]

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London Jewel Heist Cops Probe Royal Engagement Bling

London – (SatireWorld.com) – Police on the trail of £30 millionsworth of jewelry from the Hatton Garden heist have issued artist’s impressions of several engagement sparklers suspected of being fenced into eager royal hands.

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Punxsutawney Phil to Retire Before Groundhog Day 2018

Punxsutawney PA: Punxsutawney Phil is a fabled groundhog living in Punxsutawney PA. On February 2 (USA Groundhog Day) each year, the town of Punxsutawney celebrates this legendary groundhog with a festive atmosphere of music, food and drink. During the traditional ceremony, which begins before the winter sunrise, Phil emerges from his temporary home on Gobbler’s […]

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Wedding Night Horror as Two Sets of Conjoined Twins Share Honeymoon Bed

San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins Percival and Buck and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one […]

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Camel Botox Hillary Readies For The Hump

New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Two hundredweight of Botox impounded at a Saudi camel beauty pageant was redirected to Clinton Foundation orifices this morning ahead of its upcoming annual Valentines Day bash.

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Democrats Who Say They’ll Return Their Tax Cuts To US Treasury – ZERO!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Hypocrites unite! Join the Democratic Party and be with friends like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Schumer the Tumor, or Nancy Pelosi!

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  • Syrian Distraction Bumming Ahead Of Comey Book
  • Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): White House advisers are finessing some unprecedented diversionary moves to steady the President’s hand as ex-FBI chief James Comey’s eagerly awaited memoir readies to hit the shops.


Turdblossom's Advice Column
  • Camel Botox Hillary Readies For The Hump
  • New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Two hundredweight of Botox impounded at a Saudi camel beauty pageant was redirected to Clinton Foundation orifices this morning ahead of its upcoming annual Valentines Day bash.



POLITICS
  • Syrian Distraction Bumming Ahead Of Comey Book
  • Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): White House advisers are finessing some unprecedented diversionary moves to steady the President’s hand as ex-FBI chief James Comey’s eagerly awaited memoir readies to hit the shops.



BUSINESS
  • Satire World Voted World’s Number One Satire Site
  • New York,NY – (satireworld.com) The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around […]



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MAGAZINE
  • Satire World Voted World’s Number One Satire Site
  • New York,NY – (satireworld.com) The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around […]



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • Satire World’s ‘March for Life’ Photos of the Day
  • Satireworld.com Satire World’s pro-gun photo-of-the-day just for those George Seros inspired snowflakes so emotionally and continually offended by law abiding firearm owners having personal firearms in their possession…..Suck it up buttercup. My guns have more brains than you!



SPORTS
  • NRA Responds With Powerful Ad…..Times Up
  • Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) An NRA ad released on March 4 called out “every Hollywood phony” and the “lying media” to put them on notice that their “time is running out.” The ad was released just hours before the 90th Oscars began. It promotes NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch’s new show and is clearly intended to […]



UK NEWS
  • US Feral Marshals Hunt Black Panthers Mole
  • Buffalo, New York – (SatireWorld.com)- A United States Marshals Service posse is back on the trail of a missing FBI supergrass in compliance with a farce-moving grand jury probe. Sexagenarian fugitive from justice Perry Stalsis, 69, is described as a key prosecution witness about Black Panther Party infiltration of the American establishment.



US NEWS
  • Satire World Voted World’s Number One Satire Site
  • New York,NY – (satireworld.com) The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around […]



WORLD NEWS
  • Syrian Distraction Bumming Ahead Of Comey Book
  • Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): White House advisers are finessing some unprecedented diversionary moves to steady the President’s hand as ex-FBI chief James Comey’s eagerly awaited memoir readies to hit the shops.



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • Syrian Distraction Bumming Ahead Of Comey Book
  • Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): White House advisers are finessing some unprecedented diversionary moves to steady the President’s hand as ex-FBI chief James Comey’s eagerly awaited memoir readies to hit the shops.



LEAD STORIES
  • Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium Opens Today in Chappaquiddick, Massachusetts
  • (satireworld.com) It only took about 50 years of enduring various hard-handed tactics and immense political pressure by the Kennedy clan to keep the secret buried, but today the truth finally appears to be out in public with the grand opening of the Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium and the simultaneous opening of the Hollywood-inspired motion picture […]