The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘I’ve Never Had Sex’ Interview Part 2

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) The Freshman Congressman from New York continued her one-on-one interview with conservative journalist Anita Drink:

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Admits: ‘I’ve Never Had Real Sex!’

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) On Tuesday night, bartender turned freshmen congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez age 29,(D-NY) sat down with Satireworld writer Anita Drink for a first ever interview with a conservative press representative. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez let it all out in a rum fused interview at a local Bronx watering hole frequented by her blue collar […]

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Admits Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Enemy Rita Repulsa Is Her Mother

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) New New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who had already made a name for herself with her wild and outlandish accusations, claims, and actions, has admitted that Rita Repulsa, the sworn enemy of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, is her biological mother  “Like most little girls, my mother is my […]

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Advisory Group Tells Nancy Pelosi that “Being Speaker of the House Doesn’t Mean You Always Have to Have Your Mouth Open”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) An advisory group under contract to the Democratic Party has told Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (one of California’s Trio of Terror) that just because she is “Speaker” does not mean that she always have to have her mouth open.  Their report said that “though the word speaker implies speaking, […]

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Mueller’s Trump-Russia Connection “Witch Hunt” to End in February 2019

Salem MA – (satireworld.com) Washington DC political pundits indicate that Special Counsel Robert Mueller (former FBI head) will submit a final report to the US Department of Justice (DOJ) in February 2019. Mr. Mueller is investigating a possible Republican Donald Trump-Russia connection during the 2016 presidential election. Many in the USA have determined the investigation […]

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Christian Fundamentalists Sue Democratic Party Due to Biased Political Correctness

Tampa, FL – (satireworld.com) Eleven groups of Christian fundamentalists have filed a lawsuit against the Democratic Party for libel and bias due to unfair treatment under hate speech and political correctness laws.  The groups have stated that they have no intention of settling out of court, but want their issues and concerns to be heard […]

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NBC Aires Chrissy Teigen’s Steamed Vagina Health Tips Live During New Years Eve Telecast

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) According to Chrissy Teigen next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about two hundred and fifty dollars to make yourself feel vibrantly invigorated plus, get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to aging model Chrissy Teigen who’s been getting […]

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Elizabeth Warren Announces Her All Inclusive Candidacy In Her Bid to be Elected President

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren has announced that her candidacy for the office of President of the United States will be all-inclusive towards all people off all backgrounds.  “No one will be left out in my bid for this highest of political office as I open my arms and my heart to […]

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2018 Darwin Awards Announced

Once again, the eagerly awaited Darwin Awards have been announced for 2018.

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Blame Assigned for National Internet Outage

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) The national internet outage that affected several carriers/providers for internet and cell phone service has been blamed on several factors:

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Starring Role Cast for Nancy Pelosi in New Big Screen Biopic

Hollywood, CA- (satireworld.com) The pig who starred in “Babe” and its sequel “Babe; Pig in the City” has been cast to star in a new Hollywood biopic on Nancy Pelosi.  The big budget film, set for December release in 2019, is expected to compete for multiple Oscars, Golden Globes, and other awards.

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After Justice Bader-Ginsburg Latest Cancer Diagnosis Desperate Liberals Contract Leading Taxidermist

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A sense of dread spread through the ultra-liberal ranks of the Democratic Party within hours after an update on Supreme Court Justice Ruth Badder-Ginsburg’s latest health crisis in which surgeons at Walter Reed Hospital removed two cancerous growths from her left lung. The Supreme Court Justice has had two prior bouts […]

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Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Debilitating Infectious Disease at Annual Physical

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) California congresswoman Nancy Pelosi was shocked and saddened to hear the results of her annual physical.  The leading Washington Democrat was diagnosed with a case of bovine spongiform encephalopathy by doctors at Walter Reed.  The findings were verified by the Mayo Clinic and the local offices of Planned Parenthood (where Pelosi […]

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PHOTO EDITION! FLASH Beto O’Rourke To Teach Joe Biden To Skateboard Before 2020 Election

December 2018……….Get ready for the 2020 Beto and Joe show! By election day, O’Rourke will be walking on water and wearing a crusader’s cape courtesy of the main stream media’s manipulation and lies.

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Behold! Let The Christmas Season Begin!

Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

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Don’t Forget Your Happy Kwanzaa Gifts

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Maxine Waters went on the airwaves today praising the celebration of Kwanzaa and wishing celebrants a ‘happy and healthy’ Kwanzaa. I’m not sure, but the last time I looked at my Kwanzaa it was looking pretty healthy. So, really, what’s with this Kwanzaa thing anyway?

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Michelle Obama to Sue Satireworld LLC for Intellectual Property Defamation

Washington DC – (satitreworld.com) Former Democratic First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) Michelle Obama (2009-2017) is on a book tour shilling her new memoir titled “Becoming.”  Michelle is to visit 10 US cities along the tour, kicking off in her hometown of Chicago IL, The tour begins the day of the book’s release followed […]

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Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters Say Christmas is a Racist Holiday

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Three famous black leaders, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters, have united together to refer to Christmas as a racist holiday.  In a joint statement released in Washington D.C., the three stated that “we call upon all people of color to boycott this white supremacy.  Do not go shopping […]

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Kleenex To Release Special Facial Product For Democrats: “Pity Me Tissues”

Scotch Plains, NY – (satireworld.com) Kleenex, a division of Kimberly-Clark, has announced that they are releasing a new line of their popular facial tissues made specially for Democrats to use when crying over losing elections, seeing a robust economy, paying lower gas prices, and other events that may go against their programmed agenda.  Called “Pity […]

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Long Lost “A Christmas Carol” Remake Starring Worst Actors Ever Discovered in Storage Facility

Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com) A 2005 potential box office fiasco/lost film has been discovered in Hollywood while cleaning out a storage room at Universal Pictures.  This movie, not released in theaters, may star the worst acting cast of all time.

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Ayatollah Upset Notre Dame Made NCAA Playoff Instead of UCF

Tooba, Iran – (satireworld.com) The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla, leading Moslem/Muslim cleric in the Middle East, is upset that the NCAA selected Notre Dame to be in the College Football Playoff instead of UCF (the University of Central Florida).  “I can understand undefeated Alabama and Clemson as they were so much better than every other team […]

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Former French President Sarkozy Once Took $50 Million From Muammer Gaddafi, Does a Possible Matching Contribution to Obama Explain Benghazi?

Food for thought: (satireworld.com) During the 2011 French Presidential Campaign, former Libyan dictator Muammer Gaddafi donated sixty million euros to the reelection fund of sitting French president Nicolas Sarkozy.  Per Libyan officials in a French 2018 investigation, the money was given in exchange for “access and favors.”   Sauf-al-Islam Gaddafi said in an interview with Euronews […]

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Must Really Suck Being A Democrat These Days

Washington, DC Take a moment and think about this…Imagine the feeling back in the late fall of 2016 with the Obama era of Hope & Change ending in a tangling tumble of fraud, dishonesty, and overall contempt for true American values. Now, with the Democrat’s world of smoke and mirrors turned inside out and upside […]

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Verifying the Gender of Santa Claus (20th Anniversary)

North Pole – (satireworld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments: He’s a She “I hate to […]

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Blotter: Police Make First Arrests of Christmas Holiday Season

The Police Department (Christmas Division) have made their first arrest of the 2018 holiday season.  For public record, the arrests are listed below:

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Barrio Santa Claus Considers Painting His Low Rider Something Other Than “Arrest Me Red”

El Paso, Texas – (satireworld.com) Barrio Santa Claus, who visits his paisanos and his hermanitos every year on Christmas Eve to deliver gifts, has announced plans to paint his low rider something than the traditional “arrest me red.  “La Migra always tries to arrest me when I cross the border because my ride just stands […]

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Democrats Organize Caravans of Inner City Asylum Seekers

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) appears to have placed part of the blame for Democrat Andrew Gillum’s (Florida Governor’s election) loss and Democrat Stacey Abrams’ (Georgia Governor’s election) loss on the fact that neither state has ever elected an African-American governor. The Vermont Senator hastily backtracked his not well-thought-out statement soon after!

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Obama Enters the Mommy’s Basement Home Furniture Business

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Republican President Donald Trump has improved the US economy and increased the number of jobs available to all US workers substantially, in the first two years of his presidency. Notably more Millennials and Gen-Xers are leaving Mommy’s Basement, as they now have jobs to pay for renting an apartment, a house […]

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Honduran Caravan Has Increased Ticket Sales To Famous Tijuana Donkey Shows Says Owner

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com) One result of having an influx of almost ten thousand visitors to a small Mexican border town is…What do you do at night after the international press corp has turned off its cameras and the lights dim low?

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  • A Satire World Editorial: Socialism Rears Its Ugly Head in New Mexico Again
  • Note:  The following is the text of a letter I received yesterday.  It appears that the left is trying to push their agenda on New Mexico again, even though it was rejected last year. This is not satire, though I wish it was.  It is Totalitarian Socialism rearing its ugly head to control our lives.  […]



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  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Admits: ‘I’ve Never Had Real Sex!’
  • New York, NY – (satireworld.com) On Tuesday night, bartender turned freshmen congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez age 29,(D-NY) sat down with Satireworld writer Anita Drink for a first ever interview with a conservative press representative. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez let it all out in a rum fused interview at a local Bronx watering hole frequented by her blue collar […]



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  • NBC Aires Chrissy Teigen’s Steamed Vagina Health Tips Live During New Years Eve Telecast
  • Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) According to Chrissy Teigen next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about two hundred and fifty dollars to make yourself feel vibrantly invigorated plus, get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to aging model Chrissy Teigen who’s been getting […]



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  • Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Debilitating Infectious Disease at Annual Physical
  • Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) California congresswoman Nancy Pelosi was shocked and saddened to hear the results of her annual physical.  The leading Washington Democrat was diagnosed with a case of bovine spongiform encephalopathy by doctors at Walter Reed.  The findings were verified by the Mayo Clinic and the local offices of Planned Parenthood (where Pelosi […]



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  • A Satire World Editorial: Socialism Rears Its Ugly Head in New Mexico Again
  • Note:  The following is the text of a letter I received yesterday.  It appears that the left is trying to push their agenda on New Mexico again, even though it was rejected last year. This is not satire, though I wish it was.  It is Totalitarian Socialism rearing its ugly head to control our lives.  […]



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