Hillary gives up in Iowa; crams into 3 seats in coach class to fly home to New Jersey!

Davenport, IA – (satireworld.com ) Saying “what difference does it make NOW” Hillary Clinton aborted her initial hokey kickoff to 2016 after a group of #Not Ready for Hillary activists pelted her entourage with Monica Lewinsky Bobble Head dolls at a War Against Women fund raiser at a Planned Parenthood Clinic next to a cemetery […]

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Sharpton’s “Loretta Lynch Hunger Strike” Latest Weight Loss Fad

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton, already thin from decades of running around to get in front of cameras, has started a new weight loss program for the hardcore racist. The Loretta Lynch Fast, as it’s being called, is the latest gimmick to be used by the race pimp to gain media attention for […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #167

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Hillary Road Trip Sparks Sales of Uncool Black Vans Among Democrat Voters

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA  – (satireworld.com) As the Hillary Clinton “Scooby” van hits the campaign trail in Iowa, easily swayed Democratic voters are flocking to car dealerships across the country in search of uncool, black vans similar to the one the former Secretary of State is cruising around in. Of course, none of the Democrats showing […]

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The Real Story Of Senator Harry Reid’s New Year’s Day Eye Injury

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Ever since Harry Reid’s New Year’s Day photo was plastered over the news media with his bruised face and heavily damaged eye, speculation as to what really happened has flooded the airwaves and new media. Reports of an exercising injury, a dust up with a drunken brother, and a mafia […]

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Monica Lewinski Announces Presidential Bid

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate […]

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A Day on Hillary’s Road Trip Across Iowa

Le Claire IA – (satireworld.com) According to an MSNBC reporter accompanying Hillary on her first campaign road trip across Iowa, the following events occurred. The presumptive Democratic presidential candidate is trying to lose the “Queen Hillary” image and show more of her human side.

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Clinton Camp Unsure How to Embrace Obama Administration

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Now that the announcement has been made, that Hillary Clinton will run for President in 2016, the question for her campaign is how and how much should they embrace the Obama administration. There is much discussion among Hillary aides on the question of optics regarding this issue.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #166

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Obama declares national day of mourning after Debbie Wasserman Schultz Euthanized! Special Edition Full Color Photos!

Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com) Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson […]

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Jalapenoman’s Political Thoughts of the Day

My political thought for the day: (satireworld.com) Apparently, four people have announced their candidacy for the office of President in the 2016 elections: Democrat Clinton and Republicans Cruz, Rubio, and Paul. There may be more, but I am aware of those four.

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In A Pandering To Hipsters…Hillary Approves Of Baby Tattooing

Gordon, Iowa – (satireworld.com) Speaking to a crowd of twenty-something hipsters in Iowa, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton spoke out in support of parents chosing tattooing and body piercings of their children some as early as 6 months as a way of promoting individuality and celebrating a personal diverse way of life

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#NOT READY FOR HILLARY!

Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.

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Iconic Magazine Launches Newest Publication: Rolling Stone – Rape Edition

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Due to their top-notch reporting on the nonexistent gang rape at a University of Virginia fraternity house, Rolling Stone magazine has decided to launch a sister publication, Rolling Stone: Rape Edition. An editor, who preferred to remain anonymous, told us a little about what to expect in the new magazine.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #165

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Thousands of Hillary emails to Roman Abramovich cached in US Strategic Petroleum Reserve cyber vaults

Gulf of Mexico – (atireworld.com) A long running US Democratic Party Internal Affairs probe has finally nailed the class act of those missing emails deleted from Hillary’s private server during a fit of remorse, uh second thoughts, make that ‘panic attack’.

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Hillary to Announce Sunday She’s Wiped City of Benghazi Clean

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ahead of Sunday’s expected major announcement from Hillary Clinton, reports have leaked out that contradict what most insiders thought – that Hillary would announce her candidacy for the presidency in 2016. Instead, it appears that Mrs. Clinton will announce that she has wiped the entire city of Benghazi, Libya right off […]

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Man with 9lb Penis talks softly but carries a big stick!

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com) SW has identified a German man who claims penis enhancement pills along with daily stretching exercise really does work!

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Hillary Clinton Spills Milkshake on Her Lap in McDonald’s Drive Thru Window, Sues For Burns

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Former First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State verified her frigid condition to the world with her latest lawsuit. The potential Presidential candidate spilled a twenty-two degree McDonald’s milkshake in her lap and sued the fast food chain because of the burns that she suffered.

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In Time For Her Presidential Campaign Roll Out…Hillary Sports A ‘Brand New Face’

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Just about any lucid voter would likely agree that Hillary Clinton is a two-faced slippery politician who believes she’s smarter than anyone else and she alone knows what’s best for the simpletons who make up about 98% of the population. But there’s been a change……Notibly a full plutonium-fired facelift […]

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After Iran Success, Obama Inks Deal as Foreign Policy Priceline Negotiator


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WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With all humans on the planet agreeing that President Obama and John Kerry negotiated the shit out of that whole Iran/Nukes deal, Mr. Obama has landed a sweet gig as the new Priceline Negotiator – Foreign Policy Division. The original, semi-retired Priceline Negotiator, William Shatner, will still handle all price negotiating […]

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Hillary To Announce Presidential Run This Weekend

New York City – (satireworld.com) Surprise! Surprise! A source with knowledge of Hillary Clinton’s campaign plans has confirmed to SatireWorld that she will officially announce her 2016 presidential bid on Saturday or Sunday. This will be imminently followed by campaign travel to Iowa and New Hampshire.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #164

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Debbie Wasserman Knows Abortion But Unaware Braces Available For All Ages

MIAMI – (satireworld.com) After a round of Tweetilities, an act of hostilities on Twitter, with newly announced presidential candidate Rand Paul over the subject of abortion, DNC mouthpiece Debbie Wasserman Schultz laid out her own views on the subject. Abortion should be safe, free and legal at any age of the child. (We assume this […]

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Feminists Warn Calling Hillary by First Name is Sexist

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) What’s in a name? If it’s a name you like, you embrace it. If your last name is Clinton, and you’re running for President, you might want to run from the past. Who knows what Hillary thinks about the whole name game. But feminists, already angry about taking a man’s last […]

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New Crowdfunding Site, GoF***Yourself, To Benefit Militant Leftists

KANSAS CITY, MO – (satireworld.com) With the success of the GoFundMe campaign started by talk show host Dana Loesch and her friends at The Blaze to benefit the owners of Memories Pizza, the Indiana pizza shop that was shut down after left-wing nutjobs threatened to burn down the store and even made death threats against […]

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The American People vs Secretary of State John Kerry

Monticello VA – (satireworld.com) The trial of Secretary of State (SOS) John Kerry for 1) treason, by negotiating a terribly one sided US nuclear treaty in Iran’s favor and 2) violating the US Constitution’s “Advice and Consent” clause by going around Congress concluded after 30 days of testimony from numerous witnesses. The jury came back […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #163

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French react rudely after reminder of inglorious Surrender in WW11!

Paris, France – (satireworld.com) An American Tourist & war veteran was stoned and deported after caught at the Grand Palais Charles DeGaulle statue chanting : HANDS UP DON’T SHOOT!”

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SatireWorld Editorial Corner
  • #NOT READY FOR HILLARY!
  • Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.


Turdblossom's Advice Column
  • Jalapenoman’s Political Thoughts of the Day
  • My political thought for the day: (satireworld.com) Apparently, four people have announced their candidacy for the office of President in the 2016 elections: Democrat Clinton and Republicans Cruz, Rubio, and Paul. There may be more, but I am aware of those four.



POLITICS
  • Hillary Takes Sniper Fire Upon Arriving in Iowa
  • DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Too busy investigating the hard news of Hillary Clinton’s road trip to Iowa, like who made her burrito bowl at the Chipotle in Ohio, reporters missed possibly the biggest story of her first pandering trip to the Hawkeye State. Upon arriving in Iowa and getting out of the Scooby Urban […]



BUSINESS


ENTERTAINMENT
  • The Real Story Of Senator Harry Reid’s New Year’s Day Eye Injury
  • Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Ever since Harry Reid’s New Year’s Day photo was plastered over the news media with his bruised face and heavily damaged eye, speculation as to what really happened has flooded the airwaves and new media. Reports of an exercising injury, a dust up with a drunken brother, and a mafia […]



MAGAZINE
  • Jalapenoman’s Political Thoughts of the Day
  • My political thought for the day: (satireworld.com) Apparently, four people have announced their candidacy for the office of President in the 2016 elections: Democrat Clinton and Republicans Cruz, Rubio, and Paul. There may be more, but I am aware of those four.



SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
  • Condo Demands DNA Samples From Occupants
  • Washington DC- (satireworld.com) A newly constructed condominium complex in the southeastern part of the city is requiring all occupants moving into the buildings to provide a DNA sample. The intent is to crack down on tenants with teenagers who Crap (fouling the footpath) on the property in the wee hours of the morning as a […]



SPORTS
  • Washington Redskins Football Franchise Leaving Washington DC
  • Olympia Washington – (satireworld.com) The heads of 30 federally recognized Indian tribes (Native Americans) that live in or off the 30 reservations located in Washington State held a meeting here in the Capital city. The subject was how to derive continued revenue to support scholarship and benefits to all Indian tribes residing in the state.



UK NEWS
  • Kate Middleton Vows To Have Royal Baby Live on Downton Abbey
  • Downton Abbey, England – (satireworld.com) A real-life royal birth is coming to the Crawley residence! Satireworld confirms that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, will visit the set of Downton Abbey on the day she’s supposed to deliver her royal baby.



US NEWS


WORLD NEWS
  • #NOT READY FOR HILLARY!
  • Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.



HEADLINES OF THE DAY
  • #NOT READY FOR HILLARY!
  • Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.



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