Archive for February, 2011
Vending Machine Product Confuses And Humilates Sight Impaired Man
Seattle, OR-(SatireWorld.com) For the past two years Thaddeus Mellon put off visiting the optometrist and simply worked around his failing sight. Friends made excuses, and his wife read everything to him preventing him from using the wrong ingredients, or from taking his medications by mistake.
Full StoryGovernment Scientists Discover Hillary Clinton’s Libido
Los Alamos, NM-(SatireWorld.com) Libido, a Freudian term for sexual urges or desires, was once not included within a description of Hillary Clinton's personality. Usually more business-like than pleasure seeking, the source of Hillary's sex drive has eluded science since 1978.
Full StoryEat-a-Turd For Mohammed Day A Big Success With Taliban in Tribal Afghanistan
. Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." Swarming into remote mountain villages the armed Taliban forced villagers at gunpoint to eat their own crap in order to show their"true submission to Mohammed"….said Ziki Al-Ghabouni, a spokesman for [...]
Full StoryNigella Lawson Brassiere Fire Shuts Down Show
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) During a recent Nigella Lawson cooking show, an otherwise normal event went awry causing London’s firefighters to be called to the show’s set when a blaze threatened the life of the show’s host, Nigella Lawson.
Full StoryPhysicians To Man All Airport Security Screeners In Effort To Curb Healthcare Problems
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) In an effort to save money, increase security, and to improve upon the nation’s struggling healthcare system, the Obama administration initiated a program to basically kill two birds with one stone. Starting in June, the TSA will employ 35,000 fully certified radiologists who will man all airport security screening devices.
Full StoryRon Reagan Shouts From Heaven…”Hey Obama…”It’s the shores of Tripoli!”
Heaven-(SatireWorld.com) A heavenly, but familiar voice spoke from the clouds over the White House jarring a sleeping Barack Obama. “Hey! Barack! It’s me Ron Reagan. Wake up you dolt. People are looking for democracy and dying in Libya and you’re worrying about unionism in Wisconsin.”
Full StoryCaught In The Act! Paris Hilton And Senator Al Franken In Sleazy Flap
Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com) The Paris Hilton admitted today that it had royaly screwed Senator Al Fraken the last the Minnesota Senator visited the French capitol.
Full StoryVisiting Senior Citizen Arrested After Bus Groping Incident
Branson, MO-(SatireWorld.com) A senior citizen bus trip from the Pleasant Sunsets Senior home in Springfield, IL to this popular tourist mecca in SW Missouri, caused some trouble for the retirees and a run in with the law as well.
Full StoryObama Appoints Stymie And Buckwheat As Ambassadors To Kenya
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The White House press secretary announced today that actors Stymie and Buckwheat were appointed by the president last week as the new ambassadors to the African nation of Kenya. Stymie, age 87, and Buckwheat, age unknown, presented their State Department credentials to the senior ambassador of Kenya in a televised celebration broadcast [...]
Full StoryBoy Who Received Real Victoria Secret Model For Christmas Upset Over Where To Place The Batteries
Buffalo, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Melvin Skoobski jr seems the normal 13 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination and he certainly had enough friends to keep him company…But that all changed on Christmas day when he was 'one [...]
Full StoryAMA Issues Warning About Cucumber Dangers In San Francisco. Farmers Threaten Strike!
San Francisco, CA- (SatireWorld.com) – Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it’s ugly head yet again!
Full StoryPETA Accuses The ‘Daily Show’ Of Camel Abuse. Jon Stewarts Defends The Show Saying “I Don’t Smoke!”
Television City-(satireworld.com) Reports surfaced today that PETA is investigating an instance of animal cruelty observed during a taping of a Daily Show segment where a camel was forced to perform on an ice covered street. The segment reportedly was to explain to viewers about ‘Camel-Toes’ and how they excite some men.
Full StoryBerlusconi Ignores “Bunga Bunga” Outcry, Frees Amanda Knox for Some “Bunga Bunga!”
Rome, Italy-(satireworld.com) Yet Another F-ing Affair – This EU country was turned on it’s collective head today, when President Silvio Berlusconi, under indictment for underage sex, freed convicted murderess Amanda Knox, granted her a full pardon after a secret meeting, and appointed her to a personal ministerial position.
Full StoryObama Set to Lose Unions as Base, Scientists Say California Next Following New Zealand Catastrophe!
Los Angeles,Ca/ Doomsday News -(satireworld.com) In yet another apocalyptic scenario, the History Channel reported last night that after the earthquake in New Zealand, the end is near for most of California and the nation’s butt crack is doomed to slide off into the pacific.
Full StoryRonald Reagan Library Unveils Unseen Photo Of ‘The Gipper’ Holding Joe Biden As An Infant
Simi Valley, CA-(satireworld.com) The Ronald Reagan Library released previously unseen photos of a young Ronald Reagan holding an infant who’s no other than baby Joe Biden, the future vice-president of the United States.
Full StoryRahm Enamuel Wins Chicago Mayor’s Race…Offers Muammar Ghaddafi Sanctuary And Tent Space In Grant Park
Chicago, Il-(satireworld.com) With 90% of all precincts reporting and almost 75% of all graveyards inhabitants counted, election officials gave candidate Rahm Emanuel the nod as the mayor-elect of Chicago.
Full StorySinger Justin Beiber In Hair Loss Drama
Hollywood, CA-(satireworld.com) Teen heart throb Justin Beiber has caused a ground swell of concern around the world from his fans as photos of himself have popped up on various websites showing the young crooner as bald as a porcelin plate.
Full StoryRosie And Gal-Pal Call It Quits After One Year
Los Angeles, CA-(satireworld.com) Rosie O’Donnell has ended her relationship with Tracy Kachtick-Anders, her girlfriend of over a year.The former controversial ‘View’ co-host, began her relationship with Kachtick-Anders in December 2009. Kachtick-Anders has 6 children.
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