Archive for March, 2011
Nigella Lawson Faults Cheap Bra For Recent Mishap
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) BBC’s top cooking show hostess revealed on her blog how a cheap Chinese brassiere caused her to spend a few hours in the emergency room of the Royal Hospital last weekend with a rather embarassing injury.
Full StorySnooki Left ‘Gobsmacked’ After Limey Reporter Suffers Sneezing Fit At Cast Party!
Satire News Pool Reporter Harold Worth was yet in the center of another controversy after the Limey Expatriate was assigned to cover the cast party for the TV Reality show “Jersey Shore” as they kicked off their new season of bad taste, big boobs and big hair in a gay way.
Full StoryBumbling Limey Offers Bumbling Excuse For Being Missing
Paramus, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the unbelievable is just plain—Unbelieveable! In the case of limey reporter Harold Worth’s recent excuse for being absent from his girlfriend for the past weeks, it could just be a case of plain bullshit too!
Full StoryFergie and Andrew Back in Saddle; Set to Share Wedding Vows with Will and Kate to Save Money!
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers’ money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate April 29th!
Full StoryHarold Worth Admits Coming to America Has Been a Big Arse Culture Shock!
New York City-(SatireWorld.com) The dazed and confused Limey reporter, Harold Worth, admitted today that perhaps he was a bit hasty in leaving his roots in Britain and traveling to the US in order to start a new life under an old identity and without learning how to speak the language. Speaking through a translator, who [...]
Full StoryAT&T Promises ‘Free Cell Phones’ and ‘No Monthly Charges’ To Consumers After T-Mobile Merger
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) Congressional hearings wrapped up today at the Capitol with the chairman of the FCC claiming a victory in certifying the proposed merger of telecom giants AT&T and T-Mobile.
Full StoryU.S. Considers Revoking Temporary Visa For Limey Harold Worth On ‘Human Rights’ Issues!
SatireWorld.com- Ever so bumbling limey reporter Harold Worth has now found himself in ‘hot water’ for taking the piss once too often as SatireWorld can now reveal, despite a British ‘super injunction’, that the sexist former reporter for Sky Sports was fired for cause and is now on the run in the states!
Full StoryFrance Shoots Down Unarmed Libyan Plane, Declares Victory, Goes Home!
Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com) French President Nicholas Sarkozy addressing an apathetic crowd estimated at around 350 on prayer rugs at the Eiffel Tower, shouted “We finally won one!” as he announced France was now pulling out of Libya and declaring ‘a glorious victory restoring French Honor!”
Full StoryRumours of US Political Coup as ‘Magic Negro’ Continues to Lose his Mojo!
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived ‘home’ today and couldn’t get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his ‘Spring Break’ short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals.
Full StoryWhite Sharks Surf Tsunami Up Colorado River; Eat 14 Illegals off Yuma!
Yuma, AZ-(SatireWorld.com) The Tsunami that hit California brought with it several unintended consequences as Marine Border Patrol reports are coming in of Great White Sharks having surfed their way up the Colorado River snacking on several illegal immigrants attempting to float their way into Arizona on inner tubes!
Full StoryObama Appears on Dancing With The Stars; Bombs! (sic)
Television Studios,CA-(SatireWorld.com) It was a moment the world was waiting for as President Obama prepared to take the stage in what some have described as his shining moment as he prepared to discuss recent actions involving on again off again actions involving middle east unrest and chaos.
Full StoryRock Stars Find New Ways To Screw Over Loyal Fans
New Jersey-(SatireWorld.com) Imagine having millions of adoring fans who eagerly rush out and and buy your albums and pay heady prices for concert tickets, all in an effort to enrich your bank account to unimaginable balances. If you’re living in New Jersey, the cost of star worship comes high even for non-fans of rock stars [...]
Full StoryParents Distraught As ‘Jersey Shore’ Snooki Turns Up Missing
Seaside Heights, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) The parents of popular reality star Snooki appealed to the government of Libya today, in an effort to get Colonel Gaddafi to send their daughter home before she gets hurt or hurts someone. The diminative Snooki, the main cast member of the MTV reality show ‘Jersey Shore,’ reportedly took a hiatus from [...]
Full StoryHyannisport Cemetery Workers Place Concrete Weights On The Late Senator Ted Kennedy’s Grave
Hyannisport.MA-(SatireWorld.com) Workers at the Oldsmobile Memorial Cemetary in Hyannisport Massachusetts were busy today placing 30 ton concrete blocks upon the gravesite of one of the Democratic party’s most revered Senators…Senator Ted Kennedy!
Full StoryReporter Harold Worth Lives Up To His Bumbling Personna
Cletus, GA-(SatireWorld.com) The Cletus Georgia chapter of the Klu Klux Klan (KKK) will remember this past wekend for sometime after SatireWorld’s roving reporter, Harold Worth, attended a KKK meeting and actually participated by wearing a hooded gown and holding a sign that read, ‘Give Peace A Chance’
Full StoryTravelers Find China’s Cuisine….Challenging!
Beijing, China-(SatireWorld.com) If you're planning a trip to China, maybe not knowing the language of China is a good thing when it comes to ordering a hearty native meal at a local restaurant.
Full StoryLimey Reporter Harold Worth Finds Happiness In Arms Of World Record Holder
Isle of Wight-(SatireWorld.com) Reporter Harold Worth’s newest assignment proved to be more than a match for a lonely man with a big heart. Sent to cover Ise of Wight Grand National & Ashey Scurry, Worth stumbled into the semi-finals of the Miss World of Iron Pumping competition in nearby Sandown at the quaint Castle Inn
Full StoryBritain Wants Another Shot At US With Revolutionary War ‘Do Over’
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) Citing dissatisfaction over the outcome of the Revolutionary War in 1776, the British Crown has decided that a Revolutionary War 'do-over' would be in best interests of both countries and to finally decide some nagging differences.
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