Archive for June, 2011
After Celebrating His Successful Eddie Van Halen Tribute Album, North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Il To Compete On TV’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’
People Democrat Republic of North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) American singer Marie Osmond has reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea’s strongman Kim Jong-il.
Full StoryRecent Harvard Study Concludes: Barack Obama Supporters Have A Lower IQ
Harvard University – (SatireWorld.com) Scientists at the prestigious Harvard Institute of Advanced Studies have ended a two-year research project with some profound findings that have rocked the literary and political communities.
Full StoryGuiness Book Lists The Great Orators of the Democratic Party
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Famous Democrat Quotes: 'One man with courage makes a majority.' – Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' – Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' – Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your [...]
Full StorySatireWorld Writer Jalapenoman Celebrates 12th birthday
Seltzer Water Springs, New Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) The New Mexico Times Union let the cat out of the bag when an unplanned birthday announcement was published for all the world to see…Local writer Jalapenoman turned 12 years old on March 22.
Full StoryNorth Korea Vows To Set Off Nuclear Bomb On Lunar Surface This Year
North Korea, (SatireWorld.com) Life of the Party, and Chairman for Life, Kim Jung Il announced to the world that the DPNK will set off a 100 megaton nuclear warhead on the surface of the moon sometime this year. The nuclear device will be delivered using a Long Dong military ICBM and will target the mostly [...]
Full StoryGeorge W. Bush Reveals Captain Kangaroo Was His First Choice For Secretary Of Defense
C rawford, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) In an interview at his Crawford ranch, George “Dubya” Bush candidly spoke about his original cabinet selections when he begin his term of office as President of the United States of America. “When I went in to the White House in 2001, my advisors advisiated me that I should nominate [...]
Full StoryWriter Captain America Feared Lost During Solo Trip Up Uncharted Body Of Water Off New England Coast
Tide Water Flats, Maine – (SatireWorld.com) Having heard about the mysterious Ying-Yang for many years, and wondering what going up it might actually mean, sailor-adventurer-SatireWorld writer Captain America set sail on Sunday in order to be the first to actually go solo….'Up the Ying-Yang!'
Full StoryChinese 7.8 Magnitude Earthquake Caused By Stacked Currency Falling
Mianyang, China – (SatireWorld.com) A Treasury Department has finally admitted that a great mountain of stacked US dollars toppled due to extreme over-weight and shoddy maintenance procedures. The ensuing crash could be heard for over 1,500 miles.
Full StoryBig Halloween Night Planned At Michael Jackson’s Gravesite As Thousands Attempt The ‘Thriller Dance’
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Mark your calendars…Organizers of the Halloween Night Thriller Dance have signed up almost two-hundred thousand dancers who will voluntarily dance at the gravesite of Michael Jackson in an effort to revive the pop star from death.
Full StoryTot Mom Trial…Cindy Anthony Mistakenly Googles Chloroform Instead Of Cyanide
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Cindy Anthony gave potentially damaging testimony during the trial of her daughter Casey Anthony. Casey, who stands accused of murdering her two year old daughter Caylee Anthony in a emotionally charged trial, denies any wrong doing and claims all she ever wanted to do was to sell shots at late night [...]
Full StoryWhitey Bulger Captured! Obama Takes Credit; FBI & ATF Crap Their Pants!
Fremont, CA – (SatireWorld.com) After 16 years on the lam, Whitey Bulger was nailed in California by an unarmed KMart security guard when the fugitive killer came in to buy some Martha Stewart dinner settings and a George Foreman grill! Unfortunately for the guard, Obama is now taking credit for the arrest.
Full StoryFed Up Casey Anthony Judge Sentences Defense Attorney Jose Baez To Death
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) During the trial of accused tot killer, Casey Anthony, Judge Belvin Perry lost his cool today when defense attorney Jose Baez pulled another discovery blunder by calling hamburger pitchman Ronald McDonald as a witness in the murder trial that has garnered public attention across the nation.
Full StoryMexico Appeals Executions Of Convicted Mexican Murderers
The Hague, Netherlands – (SatireWorld.com) Mexico made an emergency appeal to the U.N.'s highest court Thursday to block the execution of its citizens on death row in the U.S. Mexico listed five of its citizens slated to die. The first is Jose Medellin, 33, condemned in the gang rape and murder of two teenage girls [...]
Full StoryWedding Night Disaster For Conjoined Hilton Twins Daisy and Violet
San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consumation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one another.
Full StoryIn Bid For 2012 US Presidency, Bargis Tryhol’s Economic Recovery Plan Makes Sense Say Experts
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty spoof writer turned political activist and now Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the economic turn down currently stagnating the entire economy throughout the US. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in [...]
Full StoryGuiness Book Record Holder Edna Bellfore Injured In Risque Skydiving Attempt
Albany, NY – (SatireWorld.com) It was supposed to be a day of excitement, but quickly turned into a day of some very tense moments as skydiving novice Edna Bellfore made her first nude parachute jump in an effort to break a long-standing world record of skydiving while nude.
Full StoryFirst Lady And Family Head To South Africa For Yet Another Taxpayer Supported Vacation
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) According to first lady Michelle Obama it’s do as I say, not what I do! Remember the Michelle campaign of healthy eating and proper food choices for Americans? How about the much touted White House Garden, the scene of a hundred photo-ops with a hoe-in-hand Michelle bravely tilling the soil in a righteous [...]
Full StoryJersey Shore’s Snooki Joins Moammar Gaddafi’s Army
Seaside Heights, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) The parents of popular reality star Snooki appealed to the government of Libya today, in an effort to get Colonel Gaddafi to send their daughter home before she gets hurt or hurts someone. The diminative Snooki, the main cast member of the MTV reality show ‘Jersey Shore,’ reportedly took a hiatus from [...]
Full Story
Let’s Hear It!