Archive for June, 2011

After Celebrating His Successful Eddie Van Halen Tribute Album, North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Il To Compete On TV’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’

People Democrat Republic of North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) American singer Marie Osmond has reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea’s strongman Kim Jong-il.

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Recent Harvard Study Concludes: Barack Obama Supporters Have A Lower IQ

Harvard University – (SatireWorld.com) Scientists at the prestigious Harvard Institute of Advanced Studies have ended a two-year research project with some profound findings that have rocked the literary and political communities.

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Guiness Book Lists The Great Orators of the Democratic Party

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Famous Democrat Quotes: 'One man with courage makes a majority.' – Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' – Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' – Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your […]

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SatireWorld Writer Jalapenoman Celebrates 12th birthday

Seltzer Water Springs, New Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) The New Mexico Times Union let the cat out of the bag when an unplanned birthday announcement was published for all the world to see…Local writer Jalapenoman turned 12 years old on March 22.

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North Korea Vows To Set Off Nuclear Bomb On Lunar Surface This Year

North Korea, (SatireWorld.com) Life of the Party, and Chairman for Life, Kim Jung Il announced to the world that the DPNK will set off a 100 megaton nuclear warhead on the surface of the moon sometime this year. The nuclear device will be delivered using a Long Dong military ICBM and will target the mostly […]

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George W. Bush Reveals Captain Kangaroo Was His First Choice For Secretary Of Defense

C rawford, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) In an interview at his Crawford ranch, George “Dubya” Bush candidly spoke about his original cabinet selections when he begin his term of office as President of the United States of America. “When I went in to the White House in 2001, my advisors advisiated me that I should nominate […]

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Writer Captain America Feared Lost During Solo Trip Up Uncharted Body Of Water Off New England Coast

Tide Water Flats, Maine – (SatireWorld.com) Having heard about the mysterious Ying-Yang for many years, and wondering what going up it might actually mean, sailor-adventurer-SatireWorld writer Captain America set sail on Sunday in order to be the first to actually go solo….'Up the Ying-Yang!'

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Chinese 7.8 Magnitude Earthquake Caused By Stacked Currency Falling

Mianyang, China – (SatireWorld.com) A Treasury Department has finally admitted that a great mountain of stacked US dollars toppled due to extreme over-weight and shoddy maintenance procedures. The ensuing crash could be heard for over 1,500 miles.

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Big Halloween Night Planned At Michael Jackson’s Gravesite As Thousands Attempt The ‘Thriller Dance’

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Mark your calendars…Organizers of the Halloween Night Thriller Dance have signed up almost two-hundred thousand dancers who will voluntarily dance at the gravesite of Michael Jackson in an effort to revive the pop star from death.

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Tot Mom Trial…Cindy Anthony Mistakenly Googles Chloroform Instead Of Cyanide

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Cindy Anthony gave potentially damaging testimony during the trial of her daughter Casey Anthony. Casey, who stands accused of murdering her two year old daughter Caylee Anthony in a emotionally charged trial, denies any wrong doing and claims all she ever wanted to do was to sell shots at late night […]

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Whitey Bulger Captured! Obama Takes Credit; FBI & ATF Crap Their Pants!

Fremont, CA – (SatireWorld.com) After 16 years on the lam, Whitey Bulger was nailed in California by an unarmed KMart security guard when the fugitive killer came in to buy some Martha Stewart dinner settings and a George Foreman grill! Unfortunately for the guard, Obama is now taking credit for the arrest.

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Fed Up Casey Anthony Judge Sentences Defense Attorney Jose Baez To Death

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) During the trial of accused tot killer, Casey Anthony, Judge Belvin Perry lost his cool today when defense attorney Jose Baez pulled another discovery blunder by calling hamburger pitchman Ronald McDonald as a witness in the murder trial that has garnered public attention across the nation.

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Mexico Appeals Executions Of Convicted Mexican Murderers

The Hague, Netherlands – (SatireWorld.com) Mexico made an emergency appeal to the U.N.'s highest court Thursday to block the execution of its citizens on death row in the U.S. Mexico listed five of its citizens slated to die. The first is Jose Medellin, 33, condemned in the gang rape and murder of two teenage girls […]

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Wedding Night Disaster For Conjoined Hilton Twins Daisy and Violet

Daisy and Violet grew to hate each other

San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consumation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one another.

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In Bid For 2012 US Presidency, Bargis Tryhol’s Economic Recovery Plan Makes Sense Say Experts

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty spoof writer turned political activist and now Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the economic turn down currently stagnating the entire economy throughout the US. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in […]

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Guiness Book Record Holder Edna Bellfore Injured In Risque Skydiving Attempt

Albany, NY – (SatireWorld.com) It was supposed to be a day of excitement, but quickly turned into a day of some very tense moments as skydiving novice Edna Bellfore made her first nude parachute jump. Her attempt was an effort to break a long-standing world record of skydiving while nude.

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First Lady And Family Head To South Africa For Yet Another Taxpayer Supported Vacation

Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) According to first lady Michelle Obama it’s do as I say, not what I do! Remember the Michelle campaign of healthy eating and proper food choices for Americans? How about the much touted White House Garden, the scene of a hundred photo-ops with a hoe-in-hand Michelle bravely tilling the soil in a righteous […]

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Jersey Shore’s Snooki Joins Moammar Gaddafi’s Army

Seaside Heights, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) The parents of popular reality star Snooki appealed to the government of Libya today, in an effort to get Colonel Gaddafi to send their daughter home before she gets hurt or hurts someone. The diminative Snooki, the main cast member of the MTV reality show ‘Jersey Shore,’ reportedly took a hiatus from […]

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Prince William And Wife Kate Guest Appear On Jersey Shore Reality Series

Windsor Castle-(SatireWorld.com) Hoping to catch some beach time and warming June sun, Prince William and his new bride Princess Kate spent a few days with the cast of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ down at the New Jersey Italian Rivera also known to locals as…Seaside Heights. Billed as a royal slum fest, the royal duo were invited […]

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Airport Security Beefed Up Due To Terror Warnings

Mel Anderson sparked interest when an odd object was found during a TSA x-ray vision check

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) The TSA announced a new weapon in the fight against terrorism. All agents will be issued a set of X-ray vision glasses as part of an overall upgrade and proceeds from a grant from DC Comics.

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Weiner Pops out of Rehab, Resigns, Gives a ‘shout out’ to UK Athletic Supporters!

Queens, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Liberal Democrats breathed a sigh of relief today after Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner was ‘released’ from rehab long enough to announce his resignation and thank his parents, his wife, his constituents his office staff, his congressional friends, and the Federal Pension Plan for making him the man he turned out to […]

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Casey Anthony Trial:”That Smell In My Car Trunk Was My Dirty Underwear!”

Orlando, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) According to defense attorney Jose Baez, defendant Casey Anthony has a plausible answer to the charges her car’s truck smelled ‘like death.’ Anthony stands accused of murdering her 3 year old daughter Caylee Anthony and dumping her body in the woods after she let the remains decompose in her car’s truck […]

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US Report: Roswell UFO Aliens Fathered Human Babies

Roswell, NM – (SatireWorld.com) After persistent rumors and eyewitness’ accounts the US government has launched a full investigation over allegations that UFO visitors landed in New Mexico and fathered children with human women.

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Napolitano & Weiner: Both Big on National Exposure, Only 1 Seeks Help!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Fresh off her commitment to continue a complete disregard of personal privacy using her Pant Suit Pervert Squad, the TSA, aka ‘The Tits & Ass Task Force’ , the amorphous head of Homeland Security, Janet “Booty” Napolitano , released new naked photos of a cross dressing, oiled up Congressman A. Weiner […]

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Defenseless Britain Reduced to Re Floating HMS Victory to Save Falklands!

London, England (SatireWorld.com) The Admirialty Office of Strategic Services Britain’s Bathtub Admiral, and just half of the nation’s dysfunctional Coalition, David Cameron, announced today that the HMS Victory, the World’s oldest commissioned warship, will be re floated and activated in order to protect the nation’s interests in the Falklands crisis.

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Bozo The Clown Suddenly Dies While Laughing

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Larry Harmon, who turned a simple idea of a character into the world-famous, Bozo the Clown, died suddenly while he was laughing. He was 83.

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Cleveland To Throw Tickertape Parade For Dallas Mavericks

Cleveland, OH – (SatireWorld.com) The city of Cleveland, Ohio has offered to throw a tickertape parade for the new NBA champions. Dirk Nowitzki and the rest of the Dallas Mavericks have been offered an all expenses paid trip to the city for the trip, which will also include receiving keys to the city and their […]

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Wasserman Shultz Demands First Class Seating After Her Butt Is “pinched” in Business Class!

Big Booty Airlines, Miami – (SatireWorld.com) Political bystanders were convulsed in laughter today after noting that Liberal Dems’ egos seem to even bigger than their pronounced body parts!

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Investigators Discover Anthony Weiner Was Actually Singing During Twitters and E-Mails

Queens, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Investigators into the Anthony Weiner scandal have discovered that there was actually a voice recording sent with the pictures. Women who received his e-mails, twitters, tweets, and other electronic transmissions of himself either naked or partially clothed also received audio of the New York Congressman singing. Most had either not […]

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In Sensational Murder Trial Twist! Bug Man Nails Casey Anthony!

Orlando, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) In a sensational twist to the Casey Anthony murder trial, riveting testimony on Saturday by Dr. Neal Haskell, an expert in forensic entomology, said Caylee’s remains were in the trunk of Anthony’s Pontiac Sunbird for a few days before they were moved to the wooded area where they eventually were found, […]

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