Archive for September, 2011
Man Invents Self-Banning Computer Software! (viewer discretion advised)
Lancaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that [...]
Full Story‘My Gayest Football Days’ Tells A Compelling Story Of Modern British Soccer
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) A life of soccer and successful contracts with the most winning teams should have made Belville Slaughter a stud muffin with the girls…But things are very different today in merry old England. Belville has decided to leave soccer and enroll in the new ‘George Michael’s School of Advanced Faggotry Studies’ in [...]
Full StoryBOOK REVIEW: Writer’s Site Proves Old Addage…Give Enough Monkeys A Typewriter And….
Dingleberry, England – (SatireWorld.com) Johnathon Sabastian-Kent’s Monthly Book Review The old addage of ‘give enough monkeys a typewriter and sooner or later they’ll write a story worthy of Shakespeare,’ has almost come true for a group of novice writers located near Lancaster, England…. Well almost that is.
Full StoryIn A Scathing Rebuke, Publishing House Charges Authors To Publish Their Own Book!
Cagliari, Sardinia – (SatireWorld.com) The publishing house of Lightweight Books announced a new policy, the first in its one hundred year publishing history where they will be charging certain authors to publish their own works. Lightweight House, a respected leader in publications, with famous literary offerings such as… Proper blanket folding, cabinet hardware selection, and [...]
Full StoryCompeting Site Forms Ragtag Army Attacks SatireWorld!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Scores of drunken and mainly over-the-hill Englishmen launched an unprovoked attack against SatireWorld early this morning. Casualties were reported to be heavy on the English side as patriotic SW defenders threw projectiles made from ‘Dorky Books’ back in defense of their territory. When asked to explain what that particular book was, [...]
Full StoryIranian Navy Threatens To Post Warships Off US Coast
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) Iranian naval chief Rear Admiral Habibollah Sayyar took to the Iranian airwaves and declared that it wasn’t fair to have foreign vessels patroling so near the territorial waters of the Iran, and since Iran possesed a larger, more modern fleet of ships than Britain, it deserved more respect.
Full StoryMulligan! Obama Bails Out UAW Golf Complex with EPA Loan to Save ‘Greens Jobs!”
Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with Obama’s ‘Green Team” at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more ‘green jobs’ and pointing to the sprawling resort as being the ‘Administration’s poster child for [...]
Full StoryPerverts want to lash Saudi mom for driving kids to school
Riyadh – (SatireWorld.com) It’s the only entertainment permitted to the nation’s repressed, perverted religious police whose terror of women has been traced to centuries of dysfunctional potty training and abuse by syphilitic camels.
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency – Chapter 6
Freedom First Baptist Church of Hog Jaw Sunday Morning Reverend Jeb Thornapple II brushed a bit of lint from his freshly pressed cotton suit lapel and turned toward the full length mirror besides his massive desk.
Full StoryKate Middleton to appear on front cover of Russian ‘vogue’ magazine
Bloodyvostock – (SatireWorld.com) Siberian Tractor and Agricultural Haulage News Magazine has yet to confirm reports tit (sic) has secured exclusive rights to a picture of Kate Middelton (Ed: who she?) to grace the front cover of its national bra-ssica harvest edition in November.
Full StoryBritain Bans Witches Black Hats For Halloween
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) In the realm of political correctness, surely modern Britain has resurrected the Knights of the Roundtable in order to give everyone a commanding seat in the name of diversity. Even at the risk of sounding foolish and maybe paranoid too. Diversity and those dreaded ‘Equality Experts’ have a new target…Black Witches [...]
Full StoryBi Lingual Obama Addresses Congressional Black Caucus in Ebonics; Hispanics ‘Outraged!’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama in a special outreach to his core base of voters addressed the Congressional Black Caucus as he continued his non stop Re-Immaculation Campaign (RIC) leading up to the 2012 election.
Full StoryWhere in hell is the EU going to find £2.6 trillion for Eurozone bailout?
New York – (SatireWorld.com) “We’ll just have to ask Bro’ Barack to steal it for us,” worried IMF sources said today as latest attempts to keep the EU ponzi scam running faltered badly in nervous City trades.
Full StoryAl Gore ‘hot’ After Being Denied Insurance Against “Spontaneous Human Combustion!”
Coal Smelt, Tennessee (SatireWorld.com) Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against “Spontaneous Human Combustion” based on the determination he suffers from a ‘pre existing condition’ according to a spokesman for the gaseous multi-billionaire on Gore’s self promotional TV network, “Current TV.”
Full StoryBBC Adds “AC-DC” Reality Sex Show, Drops Popular US Christian Comedy “B.C.-A.D” As Being “Racist!”
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) During a little noticed item which appeared only in the bottom fold of the Daily Mail, BBC programmers have announced that they have dropped the popular American Comedy show “B.C.” based on a Colonial Comic strip, and instead have substituted a bi-sexual reality show called AC-DC.
Full StorySpecial Late Edition-Hog Jaw Gazette and Executioner- Chapter 5
POLICE INVESTIGATE DUAL MYSTERIES! Special Late Edition-Hog Jaw Gazette and Executioner Hog Jaw police responded late yesterday afternoon to two very strange incidents. Reportedly, one seems to be a ‘missing’ woman and the other were multiple reports of a gigantic chicken observed driving down Main Street just before dark.
Full StoryThrockmorton P Turdblossom’s ‘Country Boy Advice Column’(Sunday Edition)
Dear Mr. Throckmorton, I am a 84 year old spinster. I live by myself and I have been a home nudist for most of my life. Last week I caught my neighbor Tom peering in my window from his shed window which is about 35 feet away. He scared me! What should I do? Helen [...]
Full StoryHog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Four
Hog Jaw Detective Agency-Chapter Four (SatireWorld.com) Why That Crazy Old Mizz Schuster! “Shorty, you iz perhaps the stupidest sum ma bitch I ever met!” “Sorry Boss, I…” “Gull darn it, I ain’t got the time for excuses…Look at me! I look like a damn shit hole! Smell like one too and now we gotta git [...]
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