Archive for November, 2011
Footballer Gary Speed Was At The End Of His Rope Say Friends
Gary Speed, the Welshman with the magic foot, was found hanged at his Huntington Hall home. The cause according to local officials was a suspected love triangle gone wrong. “Gary was figuratively at the end of his rope over this,” said Constable Angus MacCloud.
Full StoryAmerican Really Suffers From Mass Confusion
America has become the land of the special interests and home of the complete double standard. How is that so you say? Well, in case you’ve been away, progressive forces have decided to completely twist our society into a puzzling knot that no one understands any longer. Right is wrong and wrong is now right. [...]
Full StoryBarney Frank to Move in with John Bercow in New BBC Reality Show: “Mind Me Gap!”
Cambridge, MA – (SatireWorld.com) International Twitter News was mildly aflutter today over minor and major news events on both sides of the pond…. In England, eyebrows were raised over speaker John Bercow’s commissioning of a life like portrait of himself, half stooped, head slapped directly on his shoulders minus a neck, as he rises from [...]
Full StoryBrit Woman Fired From Job After Harrassment By Islamic Co-Workers
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An English worker, who happens to be a Christian, has launched a landmark legal action after she lost her job when she blew the whistle on what she says was a campaign of racial hate by fundmentalist Muslims who worked with her at the same job.
Full StoryCap Looks Over His Shoulder at 70….And Finds THE BASTARDS are Gaining!
Bull Frog, SC – (SatireWorld.com) This morning was like every other morning for the past six years since retirement. Nothing different or extraordinary at all. The sun came up eventually, the dog needed his breakfast and his constitutional, I had to take my customary 3 (expensive) pills in order to keep my blood pressure down, [...]
Full StoryA brilliant solar eclipse for Captain America’s birthday
South Carolina,USA – (SatireWorld.com) A magnificent solar eclipse and stunning celestial lightshow mark Captain America’s birthday this Friday ahead of next week’s hush-hush sea voyage checking up on US Strategic Petroleum Reserve outages linked to the Obama administration.
Full StoryLocal Man Gets Insulting Birthday Surprise – Culprits Now Sought By Interpol
Charleston, SC – (SatireWorld.com) The Charleson bomb squad responded to a frantic call from a frazzled writer who thought one of the many public figures he’s lampooned over the years was about to get their revenge on of all days….His birthday!
Full StoryGirl Jumping Out Of Birthday Cake Not Fun Says Captain America After His Release On Bond
South Carolina, USA – (SatireWorld.com) The boys down a Coon Bottom Golf Club have a bit of egg on their faces after an afternoon surprise birthday party they held for a golfing friend fizzled in a big way.
Full StoryFool Falls and Breaks His Arm During Drunken Anti-Birthday Celebration
Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Upon hearing of all the fun going on at SatireWorld over Captain America’s birthday, the jealous scoundrels at the Spoof.com decided to hold a anti-birthday bash at their headquarters in Dorking. Beer and whiskey flowed as each toasted their victory in running a once fun website into the hard cold ground. [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Thursday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, We was having an arguement about Thanksgiving dinner. I know that some folks call them orange things sweet potatoes, some folks call ‘em sweet taters, and some folks call ‘em yams. Which one should we use? Simon Swishywrist Huntsville, Arkansas
Full StoryObama Names Jon Corzine to Head New SUPER DUPER Committee !
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In the wake of the failure of the Super Committee to find a solution to the nation’s indebtedness after 4 months, President Obama today reached out to Jon Corzine, one of his party’s finest financial minds, to help solve the monetary mess!
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Wednesday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got me a question about Thanksgiving. What’s with them folks that go off and eat goose, duck, ham, or even roast beef instead of Turkey? Ain’t it state law or something that you gotta eat turkey? Herman Gobbler Tyson, Arkansas
Full StorySuper Committee Finally Freed from Being Stuck to their Chairs After Massive DC Circle Jerk
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Secret Service announced today that the 12 members of Obama’s Super Committee were finally freed after they were stuck to their chairs and unable to get up after failing to agree on a debt reduction solution for the country.
Full StoryThe Labor Department Approves Trade Adjustment Assistance For Former Employees Of Bankrupt Solar Panel Maker Solyndra.
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Labor Department today announced that it had approved Trade Adjustment Assistance for the former employees of the bankrupt solar panel maker Solyndra.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Tuesday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, My sister in law Earlene has been braggin’ that she finished up her Christmas shopping in October. I think that’s just un-American. I don’t think that you ought to be able to start your shopping before Black Friday at the very earliest. I also have gone to Walgreen’s at 11:00 p.m. [...]
Full StoryPorn Producers Use Occupy Berkley As A Movie Set
Oakland, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Just when you thought the Occupy Movement couldn’t get any raunchier or nastier, another example of the movement’s talent and aims bubbles to the surface.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Monday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Someone told me that I got a virus on my computer. I rubbed some Vicks Vaporub on the monitor, wrapped it up in a towel, put the vaporizer in the room with the computer, and put a bowl of chicken noodle soup on top of the keyboard. I also put a [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, The other day, we heard tell about this game called monopoly. The interesting thing was that you had these places you could rent for less than $200. You could also buy whole railroads and electric companies for dirt cheap. We don’t make much with Donnie’s job at the filling station and [...]
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