Archive for February, 2012
“The Artist:” Finally a Movie for the Hard of Hearing!
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Being a shy retiring senior and a dog lover of a certain age I was happy to see the movie industry finally reach out to those of us who have a slight hearing impairment with the award winning “The Artist” which took home a bunch of Chinese Manufactured Statues the other [...]
Full StoryKarzai Shuts Down all Family Business in Sympathy Protest Against Koran Burning
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) Hamid Karzai, CEO and family patriarch of Karzai LLC, president of the wasteland known as Afghanistan, the biggest welfare state in America, announced a shut down of the family’s varied business interests which in effect shut down the entire country.
Full StoryObama S*****s Another Brick as Tesla Motors & Fisker About to Collapse!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s goals to create hybrid electric cars, most with taxpayer funds or with complicit Administration backing, seems to have hit a bump in the road as both Tesla and Fisker continue to struggle with production problems.
Full StoryIn A Rare Interview Abbott and Costello Talk About US Unemployment Figures
Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) To understand the common man, you really need to talk with the common man…So when talking with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello about today’s unemployment, we figured it couldn’t get anymore common than that. So, with pad and pencil in hand we stopped by Mr. Fields brownstone apartment house to visit [...]
Full StoryDSK Tweets Silvio After Italian Dodges Another Criminal Bullet: Bunga-Bunga My Ass You Bastard!
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) While Dominique Strauss-Kahn spends alternating weekends in various French detainment centers, Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi escaped again from ‘Justice’ as Italian courts claim ‘statute of limitations’ had run out after dithering on criminal charges for years!
Full StoryTravelers Celebrate at Sacramento Airport as TSA Workers Abandon Post!
Sacramento, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Airport police at the Sacramento Airport also celebrated a complaint and crime free day as a TSA mixup left a boarding gate unattended for several hours.
Full StoryAnonymous Claims It Hacked Obama’s Blackberry: Barry Begs Pope for Forgiveness!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The world news media came to a stand still today waiting for the other shoe to drop after infamous hacking group, Anonymous, announced via twitter that they had managed to penetrate President Obama’s highly encrypted Blackberry and were set to publish ‘shocking revelations!”
Full StoryCurse of the Kennedys Act 666: RFK son on baby snatch charges
New York,NY - (SatireWorld.com) The tenth-born child of Robert F Kennedy and Ethel Skakel Kennedy is on child endangerment charges after a fracas at New York’s Northern Westchester Hospital.
Full Story20,000 Year Old Spoof/Satire Story Discovered On Cave Wall In France
Cirque d'Estre, France – (SatireWorld.com) On Sunday, December 18, 1994, Jean-Marie Chauvet led his two friends, Brunel and Hillaire, on the Cirque d'Estre toward the far off cliffs. A slight draft of cool air emanating from a small opening at the end of a small cave attracted his attention on a previous trip, and he [...]
Full StoryTaliban Decapitate Pakistan Baker After After Mohammed’s Image Found On Cupcake
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.Com) The February 12 decapitation of a 70-year-old baker in Landi Kotal, near the Khyber region, by the Taliban, has terrorised the local population and aroused universal condemnation from tribal societies and human rights activists. Except in Washington where President Obama called for an end to making phony images of Mohammed and [...]
Full StoryTraffic Urged Onto A5 after Giant Hairball Closes A38 and Bristol Airport in UK!
Bristol(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A near disaster was narrowly averted, it has been reported, after a Bristol man caused the shut down of the Bristol airport and the A38 whilst doing ‘a bit of spring cleaning!”
Full StoryDog Owners Voice Their Anger After Last Tree In The Dog Park Slated To Be Axed
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Dog lovers packed county council chambers Tuesday night after a notice went out to residents concerning the County Dog Park. In the mailed notice, the Council advised dog owners that the last remaining oak tree in the Dog Park would be cut down due to a parasite that was weakening the [...]
Full StoryPancake Day in Britain Falls Flat as 600 Students Detained for Using Aunt Jemima Racist Mix!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Pancake day, originally kicked off in 1445 when a woman rushed to answer church bells carrying her smoking hot frying pan while flipping her unfinished pancake, had unfortunate overtones yesterday as a horde of students were held on suspicion of violating human rights and multiculturalism laws!
Full StoryObama’s Second Amendment Dislike Backfires As Gun Purchases Increase In Past 3 Years
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) U.S. gun manufacturers would likely not be the first to come to mind when considering industries who have benefited the most during President Obama’s first term, but a recent industry study finds that firearm sales and concealed handgun permit applications are at all-time highs since the 2008 election.
Full StoryHollywood Casts Barack Obama Biopic
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Hollywood has announced the casting for their Hollywood Biopic of the first black President of the United States. Barack Obama’s life story will be given the Tinsel Town treatment in a big screen adaption of his life, and the film will be released just in time for the 2012 election! (How’s [...]
Full StoryNecrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.
Full StoryAs Obama ‘tees it up’ for the Election, UAW and GM Continue to Play A Round with Taxpayer Money!
Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) Flush with record profits and not being subject to federal income tax thanks to a sweet heart deal negotiated with Obama in exchange for campaign contributions and “dead men voting’, the UAW quietly announced they would not be selling their private golf course in order to help pay down their debt [...]
Full StoryAnti-Hunting Group (SHARK) Loses Anti-hunting Spy Drone To Well Aimed Shots By SC Hunters
Broxton Bridge Plantation, SC – (SatireWorld.com) A remote-controlled aircraft owned and operated by another nitwit animal rights group called SHARK, was reportedly shot down near Broxton Bridge Plantation, South Carolina, on Sunday. The drone was sent up to harrass the hunters and to scare game birds away from what was a legal hunt with licensed [...]
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