Archive for March, 2012
Council of Human Rights Takes Up Mouse Infestation Cause; Supermarket Closed Until Company Finds ‘Suitable’ Accommodations!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The European Council of Human Rights (ECHR) has taken up the cause of a horde of embattled mice facing eviction from England’s biggest super market chain in prestigious Covent Gardens.
Full StoryAfter New Heart Transplant Ex-VP Dick Cheney Ready For Presidential Run
Caspar,WY – (SatireWorld.com) Resting comfortably after a grueling 8 hour heart transplant, 72 year old Dick Cheney says he feels fine and is ready for the next passages in his life. To emphasize his newly-found robustness, the ex-VP bench pressed a 200lb bar bell and slugged down a body building vanilla shake.
Full StorySpike Lee Tweets Trayvon Martin Shooter’s Address….But It’s The Wrong Address!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Known for ‘Doing the Right Thing,’ unabashed racist film maker Spike Lee made waves on Twitter last week when he re-tweeted to his 200,000 followers (h/t Twitchy) what was thought to be George Zimmerman’s home address in Sanford, Florida. Mr. Zimmerman told Sanford police last month that he fatally shot [...]
Full StoryNYT Fuels Race Fire Calling Sanford Shooter “White Hispanic!” Half-White African American President Mum On Black Panther Bounty!
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The NYT has once again shown it’s true colours by further fanning the flames of a tragic shooting in Florida, by labeling the shooter, George Zimmerman, a WHITE HISPANIC, pushing the AP Style Book to the ‘limits of disbelief.’
Full StoryTrayvon Martin’s Mother Trademarks His Name In Rush To Cash In On Hoodie-Bucks
Sanford, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Taking a break from unconsolable grief, the mother of Trayvon Martin has filed two applications to secure trademarks containing her late son’s name, Patent Office records show.
Full StoryMiss Canada Turns Out To Be A Man! Eligibility Denied In Miss Universe Contest
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) According to Bjorn Davies, Port Dover’s national director of Miss Universe Canada, rules state to participate in a Miss Universe franchise pageant each contestent must be a “naturally born female.” This qualification has knocked Miss Universe Canada finalist Jenna Talackova out of competition.
Full StoryObama and Kim Jong-un Look at Things and Each Other Across Korean Border!
The DMZ Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Standing behind bullet proof teleprompters and wearing a Kevlar reinforced Air Force One leather jacket, President Obama, “The One” stared through binoculars at his nemesis, Kim Jong “UN” across the dangerous DMJ between North and South Korea.
Full StoryObama Visits Korean DMZ-Gets Mooned By North Korean Leader Kim Il Jung
The DMZ in Korea – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama is opening his pitch for faster work to lock down nuclear material that could be used by terrorists while he took an up-close look at the nuclear front lines along the heavily militarized border with volatile North Korea.
Full StoryObama Plucks Yet Another Harvard Academic from Classroom To Redistribute Wealth!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Current Dartmouth College President, and former Harvard professor for Global Health and Social Medicine, Jim Yong Kim, has been named by Obama to head the World Bank which dispenses Billions of Dollars to corrupt regimes, Al Gore’s Green Hedge Funds and Planned Parenthood.
Full StorySpringfield Funeral Home Leaves Unburied Body In Basement For Over A Year
Springfield, IL – (SatireWorld.com) A 76-year-old Missouri woman’s corpse was found in a chapel basement and buried on Friday….more than a year after she died and was left waiting for burial payment.
Full StoryOutrage in UK as Osborne Slaps Vat on Spotted Dick; Sex Workers Protest!
London(UK)-(SatireWorld.com) Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne caused a firestorm today as he announced he would be imposing a STIFF VAT (Value Added Tax) to all hot SAUSAGE Rolls (NPI), Cornish Pasties, and even the revered SPOTTED DICK*, much favoured amongst the multi-sexual privileged in the House of Commons.
Full StoryTurdblossoms Celebrate 60th Wedding Anniversary With Local Celebration
Spinster Holler, AL – (SatireWorld.com) The folks down at Lucinda’s Chat ‘n Chew filled every seat as locals crowded the into the popular Spinster Holler cafe hoping to celebrate along with the Turdblossoms. The party was for their 60th Wedding Anniversay and was held late Monday afternoon.
Full StoryRussia Press Reports UFO Debris Found In Siberian Forest
Otradnensky,Siberia – (SatireWorld.com) The 6-foot wide metal cylinder partially made of titanium steel was found near Otradnensky, a village two thousand miles from Moscow. Locals have labeled it as space junk, a UFO fragment, or the fuel tank of an American ballistic missile. The story changes from bar to bar as spirit fortified Siberians exaggerate [...]
Full StoryTrayvon Martin Killer Dating Casey Anthony
Sanford, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The suspected killer of black teenager Trayvon Martin finally comes out and admits he’s dating Casey Anthony, the mother of 2 year old Caylee Anthony who vanished and was later found dead. Anthony was found not guilty of her murder in a spellbinding televised trial.
Full StoryChu on This! Secretary of Energy Says He Gets “A” for Doubling Gas Prices!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) University of California Graduate, Climate Change Proselytizer and Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, who doesn’t own a car, told a Congressional hearing that he deserves ‘stellar’ marks for guiding gas prices from $1.85 a gallon to $3.85 during his tenure in the Obama administration.
Full Story“The Banana Split Diet” Newest Craze Sweeping Nation
Morgan City, KS – (SatireWorld.com) Gary Southland never expected his Banana Split Diet to become so popular. In fact, he kind of thought that he would be the only person to try it. However, the success of the Banana Split Diet has people comparing it to Adkins, the Jared Fogle Subway Diet, the Pritkin Plan, [...]
Full StoryTub-O-Lard Michael Moore Heckled AT OWS Rally…The $50 Million Dollar Man Loses Face, Then Devours 6 Pizzas
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Perrenial fat man in a workingman’s clothes, director Michael Moore may sympathize with the 99 percenters who form the group Occupy Wall Street, but he got a bit of a rude reminder that he really isn‘t one of them at a rally in New York city’s Zuccotti Park on Saturday.
Full StoryChild Welfare Considers Placing Malia in Foster Care after Parents Send Her on Deadly Mexican Vacation!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Child Welfare officials in Washington DC are said to be considering intervening in the parenting of Malia Obama after her parents thoughtlessly sent her off to a potential life threatening spring break trip to Oaxaca Mexico!
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