Archive for April, 2012
Iranian Rear Admiral Threatens New York City With Iran’s Warships
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) The Islamic Republic of Iran said Tuesday that it has the ability to position a naval vessel within three miles of the East Coast of the United States.
Full StoryNew National Holiday, Star Wars Day, Announced for May 4th By Congress
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The United States Congress has voted that May 4th (which falls on a Friday this year) will become a new National Holiday. This day, to be called Star Wars Day, will be observed as other holidays are, with the closing of banks, schools, post offices, and non-essential Government offices. Other non-essential [...]
Full StoryCongressman Wants Navy to Name New Ship After Gay Activist
San Diego, CA – (SatireWorld.com) In the land of fruits, nuts, and flaming assholes, a movement to name a US Navy warship after a gay activist has gained momentum after Rep. Bob Filner called on the Navy to name a ship after slain gay rights pioneer Harvey Milk, who served as a Navy officer in [...]
Full StoryWoe Mart Retains “Barracuda Barrister”; Counter Sues US Over Alleged Bribery Charges in World Court!
Benton, AR – (SatireWorld.com) Woe Mart, the international retail giant with ‘a few business ties to China’, has come under fire after charges of graft, corruption, and bribery surfaced in Mexico over the granting of building permits, causing the company to retain UK Barrister Baroness Regina Montgomery, known in the trade as the “The Barracuda [...]
Full StoryFlorida Hog Hunter Accidently Shoots Girlfriend
Flagler County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) A Florida hunter accidentally shot his girlfriend thinking that she was his target….a wild hog.
Full StoryJackson, Sharpton, Wright Hail Palestinan Decision to Execute Estate Agent Who Sold to Jew!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Appearing on Al Sharpton’s Demagogue Hour on CNN, guests Jesse Jackson and Chicago pastor Jerimiah Wright praised the Palestinian Authority that recently sentenced to death one of their own for selling property to a Jew.
Full StoryWhile AFL-CIO Trumka Makes The Big Bucks..Unions Call For Corporate CEOs To ‘Share the Wealth’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a recent email to union “e-Activists,” AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka encourages union members to visit the Executive PayWatch online site, calling it “your one-stop shop for the most recent information on out-of-control CEO pay and what you can do to stop it.”
Full StoryCancellation of IMDb Daily Poll Causes Rioting, Hunger Strikes, Suicides
Las Cruces,NM – (SatireWorld.com) Late last week, the Internet Movie DataBase (IMDb) stopped placing their daily poll and daily quote/trivia on their homepage on the web. Instead, they told readers that these items could now be found on their Facebook page. Loss of the daily poll, which generally brought about 20,000 voters (world wide) to [...]
Full StoryHome Secretary Theresa May Calls for Press Conference Yesterday Over Pensioner Accused of Killing 4′ Rat!
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A disheveled, dazed and confused Theresa May, the 56 year old MP from Maidenhead (NPI), and the besieged Home Secretary today called for a 3 PM news conference yesterday, to discuss ‘yuman rights as they apply to rats entering the country illegally , posing threats to the populace and being exterminated [...]
Full StoryObama Administration To Remove White House Rose Garden and Install Presidential Swimming Pool and Hot Tub
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration announced that a major remodeling and renovation of the White House grounds will take place this spring and summer. The Rose Garden, a fixture since being planted during the Woodrow Wilson administration, will be removed to install an in-ground fiberglass pool and hot tub. A charcoal grill [...]
Full StoryFacebook To Take Control Of United States Elections In 2014
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Beginning with the 2014 mid-term elections, Facebook will take over the voting and poll stations in the United States. Instead of voters having to leave their homes and drive to their local school, fire station, city hall, or other building to vote, they will be able to log on to their [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Every year when I was in school and had my picture taken, my momma would put it up on the wall in a fancy frame. She’d always put the new picture in the frame on top of the old one.
Full StoryCameron Threatens Argentina after Discovery of 28 Spitfires Buried in Burma Restores British Air Power!
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Dave Cameron inspired Commons today with a fiery speech promoting the resurgence of British Air Superiority after a recent discovery of 28 perfectly preserved WW II Spitfires buried in Burma at the conclusion of the Great War!
Full StoryFrance’s Sarkozy Invokes EU Law Against ‘Dwarf Tossing’ in Bid to Maintain Power!
Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) Diminutive French President Nicholas Sarkozy, behind in the polls and threatened with being the first one term president since 1981, called on the Council of Ministers in Brussels to enforce their rules against ‘Dwarf Tossing’ as he struggles to win re election.
Full StoryWith Obama Recently Taking Credit For Eating A Dog…DNC Leader Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Is Now Avoiding The Oval Office At Lunchtime
Democratic Committe National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) Since recent revelations in the press have disclosed President Barack Obama’s penchant for tasty dog meat, there has been a noticeable absence of staff at scheduled luncheon meetings in the Oval Office.
Full StoryObama Admits To Eating Lassie
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Ever the politiocian to capitalize on a controversial subject, Barack Obama met today with the Dog Meat Eaters of America and gave them a lesson on the best cuts to eat.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got this report due for school and I am supposed to write a book report on a famous book. Well, I went and watched Hunger Games at the theatre and wrote on that instead (cuz I knowed it come from a book). Apparently, I didn’t remember enough stuff right and [...]
Full StoryNew Twist in Columbia Hooker Scandal: Escort Now Claims Hillary ‘stiffed me!”
The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) The Columbian Hookergate Scandal refuses to go away, as yet more Escorts come out from under the desk complaining about ‘getting stiffed’ by members of the President’s Secret Service and the investigation is now focusing on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her ‘Pants Suit Posse!”
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