Archive for May, 2012
Elizabeth ‘Pocohantos’ Warren Faces Scalped Man In Indian Whodunit
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senatorial candidate Elizabeth Warren got a taste of Indian heritage today when a man in the crowd the ‘Indian Princess’ was addressing removed his hat and asked…’Are you responsible for this?” The man’s obvious scalped head bore the scars of a sharp knife and hurried removal.
Full StoryObama’s ‘Booma-Booma’ Party: Armed Drones for Italy and…TURKEY? WTF!
Washington, DC – (SAtireWorld.com) Flying under the radar as it were, SW has learned that President Obama has been secretly negotiating with both Italy AND Turkey to supply them with armed drones in order to expand his ‘Joy Stick Assassins” charged with whittling down his ‘kill list’ of supposed ‘Enemies of the State’ conceived and [...]
Full StoryMichelle Plans Move to Broadway in Remake of ‘Audacity of Dope’ as “Jesus Christ, Super Fly!”
The first lady, Michelle Obama, she of world wide vacations and extravagant private date nights, told the panel on the “View” she has no desire or inclination to continue life in politics after her husband is voted out of office this coming November.
Full StoryIf Elected, Obama Vows To Place Elizabeth Warren’s Face On U.S. Five-Cent Piece
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senatorial candidate Elizabeth Warren was paid a high honor when President Barry Obama vowed to place her facial imahge on a new US five-cent piece. “After all, Elizabeth is part Cherokee indian and deserves all due respect as a fellow minority,” said Obama as he adressed a gathering of retired Buffalo [...]
Full StoryLeader of the ‘Choom Gang’ Hits The Campaign Trail
Normal, Il -(satireworld.com) President, and Choom Gang leader, Barack Obama, opened a three day swing through the heartland with a visit to the Fi Cannabis Society, a marijuana advocacy group, in downtown Normal, Il.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, It used to be we used the term “Coyote Ugly” for really ugly women. When a coyote is caught in a trap, they will chew off a leg to get out. If a woman was coyote ugly and you woke up next to her in bed (after picking her up while [...]
Full StoryBill Clinton’s Blue Dress Fantasy Leads To Porn Girl Photo Op
Monte Carlo – (SatireWorld.com) On Thursday, a picture of Bill Clinton posing with three porn stars started circulating the Internet. It was apparently taken at a media event in Monte Carlo where the ex-President had his Secret Service agents ask the girls over for a photo-op. Even though one had on a blue dress similar [...]
Full StoryObama Now Links Demise of Easter Island to Bain Capital and Flesh Eating Conservative Bacteria!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Pulling out all the stops on his assault against capitalism in the run up to his re-immaculation, President Obama said Bain Capital was the major reason Easter Island inhabitants disappeared after they were ‘raped and plundered by blood sucking racist investors, most of whom were probably Mormons!”
Full StoryGlobal Warming Moonbat Says, “All Humans Need To Have Chips Implanted At Birth”
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a rare peek into the empty heads of those who support the comic book science world of catastrophic global warming, UK writer and global warming activist Elizabeth Moon argues that everyone should be involuntarily implanted with a microchip at birth so that “anonymity would be impossible”.
Full StoryMissing Port Dover Woman Surfaces In US Mental Ward
Port Dover, Canada Missing soccer writer Anne-Marie Strange (aka Lady Godiva) has reportedly been found alive in a US mental institution where she had been placed by for what friends are calling, odd behavior.
Full StoryElton John and The Village People Upset Barney Frank Invites Adam Lambert to Perform at His Wedding Reception
Boston Butt, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Barney Frank (D-Ass) has caused controversy and jealousy in the entertainment world with his hiring of Adam Lambert to perform at his upcoming wedding reception. Other openly gay acts (Elton John and The Village People, for example) are upset that they were not asked first. The Construction Worker from [...]
Full StoryObama Insults Romney By Asking Mormon Tabernacle Choir To Sing At His Second Inauguration
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Barack Obama fired the latest salvo in the political campaign for the 2012 Presidential election. He sent an official letter to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir requesting that they perform at his second inauguration and in the inaugural parade.
Full StoryObama Completely ‘out of the closet’, Now Embraces English “Football!”
Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) It now appears that since President Obama ‘tucked in’ Dave Cameron on Air Force I, an event which is said to have accelerated his ‘evolvement’ on the gay marriage question, he’s come ‘all the way out’ with his new infatuation with English ‘football.’(soccer to you colonists)
Full StoryObama on Mt. Rushmore? Rumors Spark New Debate
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent article about President Obama’s obsession with his legacy has prompted new calls to reserve his image on the famed Dakota landscape of Mount Rushmore.
Full StoryWhite House Laundry Workers Admit Michelle Obama Never Wipes Her Ass
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House employees in the laundry room admitted that the cost of replacing the First Family underwear supply is so high because First Lady Michelle Obama refuses to wipe her ass. Laundry supervisor Elaine Hotchkiss said that “she thinks the Secret Service Agents or some white folks should do it [...]
Full StoryToo Big To Fail: Major Banks Prop Up Yuckerberger Farcebook IPO Scam!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Federal Reserve is quietly working behind the scenes to ready itself to bail out three of the World’s largest banks after they went out on a limb to protect their get rich quick scheme centered around another Internet smoke and mirror ill advised IPO.
Full StoryRare Reagan-Obama Photo Found! Shows ‘The Gipper’ Bottle Feeding Infant Barack Obama At Honolulu Rally
Simian Valley, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The Ronald Reagan Library released priviously unseen photos of a young Ronald Reagan holding an infant who’s no other than infant Barack Hussein Obama, the future president of the United States.
Full StoryMan With 30 Children From Eleven Girlfriends Asks Court To Lower Child Support
Knoxville, TN – (SatireWorld.com) A 33-year-old Knoxville, Tennessee man with 30 illigitimate children he fathered appeared in a Knowville court this week to ask the state for help in lowering his portion of the monthly child support payments.
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