Archive for August, 2012

Harvard ‘shocked’ over details of massive cheating scandal; Professor Lizzy Warren to chair plagiarism ‘pow wow’ Sponsored by the New York Times and Washington Post

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Harvard University administrators are said to be ‘aghast’ at reports that over 125 students plagiarized a final exam, more than 50 percent of the students enrolled in a course entitled “Political Ethics in the Post Obama Era’ taught by visiting professor enemaitis (sic) William Ayers on loan from the University of […]

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Fearing Low Poll Numbers White House Claims Obama Helped Capture a UFO and Take Down Transformer’s Megatron

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Barack Obama White House, issued a revealing statement at a hastily organized press conference timed to begin at the end of the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. Reporters were mesmerized as the White House press secretary related the actions of the ‘White House Super Teams’ part in capturing […]

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Obama Gets The Chair in RNC ‘Make My Day’ Remake

Tampa, FL – (SatireWorld.com) During a hilarious speech by actor/director Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Convention, Obama aide David Axlerod was seen turning white as a ghost as the veteran actor shredded the record of President Barack Hussein Obama.

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Clay Aiken Insults Republicans, Whites, and Mormons

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Clay Aiken showed how much he believes in his charity, The National Inclusion Project, by attempting to exclude Whites, Mormons, and Republicans. The openly gay singer said that he was taking a drink every time he saw a black at the Republican National Convention and was as sober as Mormon.

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Keith Richards Supports Lance Armstrong In His Fight To Retain His Wins

Several national and international bicycling organizations are in process of stripping Lance Armstrong of all of his wins and medals (including seven wins in the Tour de France). Armstrong is accused of using performance enhancing drugs and of blood doping. Rolling Stone Keith Richards has issued a statement in support of Lance Armstrong. “Even though […]

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DNC Plans 2-Hour Islamic “Jumah” Prayer Opener in Charlotte

Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to proceed with featuring Islamic “Jumah” prayers for two hours on the Friday of its convention, though Democrats earlier denied a Catholic cardinal’s request to say a prayer at the event.

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Barney Frank Enjoys His $5 Footlongs

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Barney Frank admitted today that he enjoys going to Subway for his $5 footlong. The Massachusetts Democrat said that it is his favorite fast food place to go when he wants to “eat” and “get filled up.”

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Clint Eastwood: ‘Go ahead make my day and elect Mitt Romney’

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) ‘Dirty Harry’star Clint Eastwood, who made waves when he did the voice over in the Crysler ‘It’s halftime in America” Super Bowl ad, was at a Mitt Romney fundraiser tonight.

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Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps Expelled From Olympics For Urinating In The Pool

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) When you have to go, well, you just have to go! But for Olympic record gold medalist Michael Phelps a tell tale yellow stream lead to his expulsion from future competitions in any Olympic-sized pool.

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Obama Photo Shocks Supporters As He Eats A Chick-Fil-A Sandwich During Campaign Stop

Winter Park, FL – (SatireWorld.com) There will be one less camapign aide to do the bidding of staffers as a to-go sandwich mix-up caused President Obama a photo embarassment on the campaign trail on Thursday during a stop in Florida.

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Senate Passes The ‘Democrat Testicle Provocation & Protection Act’ Before Leaving On Vacation

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Democratic controlled US Senate OK’d a law in which simply telling any male Democrat in public that he has “no balls” is a crime punishable by law, according to Huffington-Post. The Senate passed the controversial law along party lines after numerous complaints from the White House that various factions were […]

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Really, Was George W Bush So Bad?

This tells the story, of why Bush was so bad at the end of his term……. The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.

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