Archive for December, 2012

Hillary Remains Hospitalized after Blood Clots from Bust Enhancement Go to Her Butt and Threaten Brain!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary Rod-HAM Clinton remains hospitalized tonight after three weeks of disappearing off the radar, a not insignificant happening considering the size of her blip!

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Tony “Oh No!” Romo Continues Tradition By Blowing It Again

Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Tony Romo didn’t change his spots (like the proverbial panther) and led the Cowboys to their annual choke in the last game of the NFL season. Needing a win to make the playoffs, the Dallas quarterback threw three interceptions to winning defensive players on the Washington Redskins. He also completed only […]

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The 2013 Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of Crap!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her 1994 ban will pale by comparison.

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Unusual Cave Drawings Found In Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage!

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Sofia Vergara, the star of the popular sitcom Modern Family, had a recent physical and discovered she is carrying historical artifacts that she never knew she had…Prehistoric cave drawings between her breasts!

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General Norman Schwarzkopf…A True American Hero

Tampa, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Retired 4 Star General Norman Schwarzkopf, who commanded the U.S.-led international coalition that drove Saddam Hussein’s forces out of Kuwait in 1991 died Thursday in Tampa, Florida. He was 78.

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Post British Handgun Ban….Result? Handgun Crime Doubles!

Via WSJ (SatireWorld.com) Americans are determined that massacres such as happened in Newtown, Conn., never happen again. But how? Many advocate more effective treatment of mentally-ill people or armed protection in so-called gun-free zones. Many others demand stricter control of firearms.

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Yes, Virginia $250K Is Being Rich!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) There’s this fun little debate going on in Washington about tax rates for households earning over $250,000. Some would have you believe that those earning over $250,000 are not rich, but those people would be lying to you.

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British National Secret Revealed…’We Actually Love To Kiss Muslim’s Behinds!’

London, (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) At giant British automaker Bentley, a company chaplain was let go mere days before Christmas so he wouldn’t offend a minority of muslims who worked on the production line. Rev. Stanley Moore served the staid automaker for 25 years counseling workers for marriage problems, health, and deaths within their family. Today, […]

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CNN’s Piers Morgan Deported To The Phillipines After Petition Goes Viral

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Blow hard CNN host Piers Morgan is finding living and working in American a tad on the tough side after angry Second Amendment supporters petitioned the White House to have ‘Musket’ Morgan deported for slanderous statements concerning gun control.

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A Mao Tse Sung Christmas in America

America – (SatireWorld.com) It’s 68 degrees outside, and the only thing on the ground are acorns and pine needles as I reach into the attic cubby to pull out the traditional and universal symbol of the third week in December previously known in another life time as “CHRISTMAS.”

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Santa and his Guns Celebrate A SatireWorld Christmas Event !

SatireWorld, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15 just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

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Obama Administration Orders Border Patrol To Arrest Santa Claus

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administration has given instructions to the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the Border Patrol, Customs, and the Department of Homeland Security to hold and arrest Santa Claus if he is seen entering the United States on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Additionally, an all points bulletin and arrest warrants have […]

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NRA Says Cops In Schools? Wait! That Was Clinton’s Idea!

SatireWorld.com Today, the same elite media who no doubt send their own kids to private schools that employ armed security, just can’t stop howling ridicule at the NRA’s idea to give every student in America those same protections.

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Editorial: SatireWorld Speaks About Gun Control

SATIREWORLD EXCLUSIVE The murder of the 26 children and adults in Newtown was a horrible tragedy. Without a doubt it was violence past the extreme of reality. The real issue isn’t the hardware of murder at all, but it’s what has happened to our young people’s values during the last 30 years or so.

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In Letter From The Grave, Jimmy Savile Boasts….”I’m Martin Shuttlecock’s Real Father”

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a posthumorus letter addressed to a British tabloid, children’s presenter Jimmy Savile admitted he is Dorking Review writer Martin Shuttlecock’s real father.

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California Officials Defend Decision to Name School After Mexican Murderer

Peoples Republic of California – (SatireWorld.com) The Alisal Union School District in Salinas agreed to name the new school in honor of Tiburcio Vasquez who was eventually hanged for killing at least two people in the nineteenth century.

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Former Italian PM, Silvio Burlusconi Engaged To 28 Year Old Woman

Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) Former Italian premier and world Bunga-Bunga champion Silvio Berlusconi has revealed he is engaged to a woman almost 50 years his junior, and says that “finally I feel less alone.”

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Satire World Investigates Real Meaning behind “Frank Debate ” by Obama on Fiscal Cliff.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Political observers were a twitter with the news that President Obama, fresh off his 1% mandate after the recent skewed election, met with House Majority Leader Boner (sic) over the weekend to allegedly ‘hammer out’ a bi partisan solution to the impending ‘fiscal cliff.”

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The Story of “O” – Obama’s Erotic Rise to Power: Sex, Whips, Submission and the Perversion of the Democratic Party!

SATIREWORLD’S ARCHIVES (Ed Note: From time to time SW searches it’s archives in their never ending quest to rediscover and publish the truth. This piece was written in September 2008 and shows just how cutting edge the staff at Satire World is in exposing the real stories the Main Stream Media refuses to cover. Timeless […]

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Hee-Haw: Obama Annoints Talking Horse John Kerry as Secretrary of State!

Boston, MA – (SAtireWorld.cvom) For the past several months MA Senator John Kerry has been wearing a longer face than usual after it appeared his coveted appointment as US Secretary of State would be going to Susan Rice, the diminutive and crusty 4’11” UN Ambassador with a record of being anti Israeli, Pro-Iranian (Huma, Huma, […]

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Traffic Judge Fired After Showing Off His Genital Photos To A Court Clerk

HARRISBURG, Pa – (SatireWorld.com) A Philadelphia traffic court judge was removed from office by a judicial ethics panel after showing a female court clerk cellphone photos of his genitals.

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Plastic Surgeons Now Offering Rent To Own Services

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) First, you could rent a house. Renting cars and moving vans were followed by renting to own furniture, electronics, or appliances. The next evolutionary steps were rent to own tires and rent to own home computers. The latest innovation in this fast growing industry are rent-to-own breast implants!

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Obama Announces Presidential Order To Make Winter Season Less Denominational

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama has announced plans to remove Christian domination of the winter season year ending celebration and to make it more non-denominational. Upset that the Christians and their Christmas Holiday celebrations take over the multi-cultural, Obama has issued Presidential orders to change the observance of these days. These politically correct […]

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Egyptian Cleric issues warning: ‘Seeing Women In Bikinis Will Cause Male Blindness’

Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the […]

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2011 Census Shows Islam Surging, Christianity Declining in United Kingdom

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) According to a government sponsored survey released today, the Muslim population in the United Kingdom has increased from 1.5 million in 2001 to 2.7 million in 2011. During the same time period, the number of Christians fell from 37.3 million to 33.2 million, and the number of people identifying themselves as non-religious […]

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What the hell is this Kwanza thing?

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama went on the airwaves today praising the celebration of Kwanzaa and wishing celebants a ‘happy and healthy’ Kwanzaa. I’m not sure, but the last time I looked my Kwanzaa was looking pretty healthy. So, what the hell is Kwanzaa anyway?

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Communist Chinese Media Conglomerate Buys TheSpoof.com

Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com) The Peoples Republic of China recently announced its purchase of an online media outlet located in England through the state-owned media giant officially called the Peoples Rights Influened Communist Klovatron(or PRICK). Reportedly, investors were duped into believing that the past-it’s-prime-site promoted ‘real’ news.

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Caught! Bill Clinton Disguised as Wife Hillary At All Woman’s Charitable Event

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) If you were the world’s most notorious lady’s man, possibly the best place to be is at the annual star-studded gala honoring female celebrities in New York. Not only could you support global charities, but be at a place where beautiful young women in skimpy dresses are bountiful.

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Exodus of Spoof Writers Seek Greener Pastures…And More Fun-Less Drama!

The Spoof – (SatireWorld.com) It was bound to happen sooner or later as frustrated writers from across the globe sought more amicable pastures to ply their trade craft without the drama and behind the scenes manipulation that has caused so much grief for so many. Leaving a faltering website that promised much, but in recent […]

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The “Chooming” of the Presidency: Marijuana Psychosis in the Oval Office!

Despite the liberal states of Washington and Colorado legalizing the use of marijuana in the recent election, results of a newly announced study by a conservative think tank using President Obama as a subject say that ‘chooming’ to excess leads to psychotic impairment in the human psyche!

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