Archive for January, 2013

The Obama Doctrine: France Bankrupt, Turns off Lights, Throws up its hands. (Again!)

Paris, France (SatireWorld.com) France’s finance minister says the country has finally run out of other people’s money thanks to it’s socialistic policies of ‘tax and spend’ and the confiscatory policy of 75% tax on revenue producers, and for all intents and purposes is ‘BANKRUPT!’

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Source Says: Obama Hates Guns Because He Was Hurt During Skeet Shooting Event At Camp David

Camp David, MD President Obama was accidentally wounded Sunday by a dropped shotgun during the annual President’s Cup skeet shooting tournament held by the Marine detachment guarding Camp David. The President was quickly flown to Walter Reed hospital where he was attended to by surgeon B.E. Morse who said “the President should recover in no […]

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Liberal Left Fumes As 1000 Green Berets Pledge To Support The Second Amendment

Protecting the Second Amendment – Why all Americans Should Be Concerned We are current or former Army Reserve, National Guard, and active duty US Army Special Forces soldiers (Green Berets). We have all taken an oath to “ support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic; that I […]

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Obama: Soccer should be our national sport cuz only the fans die young!

Blountstown, FL President Obama, the former Olympic member of the Indonesian Skeet Shooting team, jumped into the national discussion involving traumatic injuries in football siding with former SW reporter Harold Worth praising the ‘civility’ of ‘football'(soccer in the US) around the world, especially in the UK.

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US Gold Depository at Fort Knox Plans Expansion Due To Blountstown Gold Strike

Fort Knox, Kentucky Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for more storage room at the 80 year old facility, ever since the reports of vast amounts of gold being discovered in Blountstown, Florida. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United […]

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Obama Tied With Bush As Least Liked President

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) While the mainstream press routinely reports that President Obama is riding high and that Republicans are reeling, Gallup tells a rather different story about the popularity of our newly reelected president.

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Iran Tests First Nuke! But Opps! Mistakenly Goes Off Inside Its Own Facility!

Tel Aviv, Israel – (SatireWorld.com) Israeli intelligence officials have confirmed that a major explosion has rocked an Iranian nuclear facility, according to a report Monday in The Times of London.

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Louis Farrakhan “Whitey Don’t Need No More Guns ‘Cause 2nd Amendment Is Old Fashioned!”

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) On Sunday, the Minister Louis Farrakhan continued his 52-week sermon series entitled, “The Time and What Must Be Done.” In his third installment, the Nation of Islam leader tackled gun control and his views on a “volatile” U.S. populace.

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Fat Girls Hit Gold In Florida Nugget find

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Beverly and Gladys Morris are living the high life after finding several large gold nuggets in their collard greens. Better known to locals as the ‘fat girls,’ 380lb Gladys, and her sister 420lb Beverly proudly showed the half-dozen gold nuggets which weighed a startling 7.5 ounces. Sisters Harriet and Bernice drove […]

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Blountstown,Florida Disappears from Google Map! Now Shown as ‘Area 52!”

Blountstown, FL- (SatireWorld.com) The small panhandle town that sparked a gold rush after nuggets were found strewn all over farmer Van Peebles farm, has apparently disappeared!

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Obama Takes on NRA, Says He Will Ban Guns from Military! (Deja Vu All Over Again!)

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Feinstein Bows to Sierra Club: Adds Chainsaws to Assault Weapon Ban!

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Shortly after the Sierra Club authorized destructive sabotage to halt the Keystone Pipeline, Senator Diane Feinstein bowed to environmental pressure groups and added Chainsaws to her assault weapon ban to be announced later this week.

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Even the White House Blow Flies are on to Barry’s Bull Shit Now

The White House- (SatireWorld.com) The main stream media can spin Barry Sorento anyway they want, but the real litmus test is when you can’t fool a fly who can smell a pile of manure a mile away!

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As New Combat Roles Open For Females Obama Orders Women 18 Years Or Older To Register For The Draft.

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) On Thursday, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta and Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, signed an order that officially rescinded the ban on women serving in combat. This was in part due to pressure from the White House which was eager to show that the President was […]

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NFL Considers Arming Line Judges in Wake of Knife Threats from Ravens!

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World has confirmed reports that a contingent of running backs, wide receivers and tight ends from San Francisco (no pun intended) have contacted the League Office due to concerns over threats of being stabbed by Raven’s line backers Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs during the upcoming Super Bowl Game.

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“Lefty” meets Lefty in Golf Summit as Obama calls Mickelson “stupid” for tax comments!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House has announced their “Mickelson Project’ by summoning PGA professional Phil ‘Lefty” Mickelson to Andrews Air Force Base to play a round of golf with President Obama and discuss ‘getting out of a bunker’, ‘how to escape the rough’, and ‘when to take a mulligan’ after Phil took […]

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4 DEAD IN BENGHAZI: “Don’t mean Nuttin'” shrieks Hillary!

Capitol Hill – (SatireWorld.com) Backing up Clinton’s run for the presidency in 2016 the liberal press trumpeted Hillary’s arrival on capitol hill, albeit a few months late, to answer questions about the administration’s ineptitude after 4 Americans, including our ambassador, were sacrificed in the lead up to the 2012 election.

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During Senate Hearing on Benghazi Attack…Secretary Hillary Clinton Stuns Senators By Testifying in Swim Suit

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) White House Press Secretary Jay Carney on Wednesday defended Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton’s appearance before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, claiming that it doesn’t make a difference what she wears to a senate hearing.

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Nobel Peace Prize Nominee: Obama Asks US Military Leaders If They Will “Fire On US Citizens”

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) 2009 Nobel Peace Prize nominee Jim Garrow shockingly claims he was told by a top military veteran that the Obama administration’s “litmus test” for new military leaders is whether or not they will obey an order to fire on U.S. citizens.

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Poll: 55% Had A Positive View Of America During Bush Administration vs Only 39% Under Obama

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) U.S. President Barack Obama begins his second term at a time when Americans are as negative about the state of the country and its prospects going forward as they have been in more than three decades.

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San Francisco Man Sues Parents… Blames Them Over His Becoming An Adult Asshole

El Paso, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Graig Thomas hated his red hairhe inherited from his mother Gladys ever since he was old enough to be called ginger head. Even more, he claims he hated his parents for the way he was mistreated as a kid. The frequent beatings; isolation from friends; criticism and emotional trauma, and […]

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Michelle Obama Upset Because “We Been In Office Four Years And Ain’t Nobody Give Us The Crown Jewels Yet!”

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is upset at the Federal Government and believes that they have been holding out on her and her husband. After the Inaugural Ball yesterday, she screamed at reporters “We been in office four years now and ain’t nobody give us the crown jewels yet! Do them racists […]

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Millions Celebrate Inauguration Day Buying New Guns and Ammo

Somewhere in New Mexico….. A SatireWorld.com Exclusive Financial experts believe that Monday January 21st, 2013 may be the highest selling day for ammunition and new gun sales in United States history. Many Americans chose to use their Second Amendment rights to purchase new firearms rather than “celebrate” the presidential inauguration and Martin Luther King Day.

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Fat Girl Mortified As Obama Serves Stale Pretzels and Cheez-its At Volunteer Inauguration Party Ball!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Whoever coined the term ‘to the victor goes the spoils’ did not have President Barack Obama’s official inauguration party in mind.

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Does The Mainstream Media Love To B-S Us?

SatireWorld Editorial: Why is it that those who steal guns, and kill movie goers and children in school are always Democrats, and not conservatives or NRA members like the mainstream media wants you to believe?

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Michelle ‘Wigging Out” to Appease White Liberals Called “Cornbread Mama” by Sharpton!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In an apparent nod to white liberals who support, and mostly finance her husband’s Chicago Brand of Politics, Michelle Obama unveiled her new ‘Muffy from Marblehead” look for the private swearing in ceremony held in the White House on Sunday.

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Al Gore Heads To Dubai To Pick Up His $500 Million Dollar al Jazerra Check and Steps In A Mess!

Dubai,(UAE) – (SatireWorld.com) The shit has been running non stop down hill in this mega pseudo Disney Land for the Mega Rich and “Look I’m Famous” crowd with announcements that billions of gallons of raw sewerage is being pumped directly into the ocean and then washed up on the beaches!

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Despite Claims To The Contrary, Allah Is Not Smiling On His Children In Dubai.

Dubai/UAE – (SatireWorld.com) Despite claims to the contrary, Allah is not smiling on his children in Dubai. In addition to the recent revelation that the former playground of the rich and famous had turned into a running sewer with infidel stool samples decorating the beaches, another pollution issue has surfaced.

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Further Hysteria in Blountstown, Florida as 5 lb Gold Nugget Declared “Not from this Planet!”

Blountstown, Florida Earlier wire reports from the AP that boy scout Billy McIntyre had unearthed a 5 lb gold nugget from the base of a rotting cypress tree trunk are now opening a new line of questioning into the massive gold find in this northern panhandle town.

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10 Year Old Boy Discovers Huge Gold Nugget In North Florida Stream

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Ten year old Billy McIntyre has something to show off at his school’s Friday Show ‘n Tell after discovering a 5lb gold nugget lodged in a sunken tree stump in rural Blountstown, Florida.

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