Archive for May, 2013

White House: ‘ Don’t Worry…Asteroid Poses No Threat To Us Here In The White House Bunker’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Have no fear: The White House says an asteroid more than 200 miles long poses no threat to President Obama and his family, cabinet, and immediate staff.

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Illegal Immigrant Single Mother Given Free Healthcare, free rent, Food Stamps, and Social Security for Past 20 Years!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Mae Obijubo, age 66, likes it here in the United States. So do her seven children from seven different fathers. In a recent interview Obijubo said this about the US…”What’s not to like? Everything is free!”

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MSNBC News Reporter Conducts Person on the Street Interviews

San Francisco CA – (SatireWorld.com) Fox News Channel reporter Jesse Waters conducted a number of videotaped “person on the street” interviews in Greenwich Village (ObamaLand East in lower Manhattan New York City) about the various scandals plaguing the Obama administration.

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Google Announces ‘X-Ray Vision App’ Now Available For Google Glass

Mountainview, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The first x-ray vision app for Google Glass is now here! Google launched its controversial new privacy defeating app on Monday as college students across America pledged to explore the ‘full potential’ of the controversial gadget. Adult app store 1GooK.Com reportedly confirmed it is already selling hundreds of the newly released […]

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Fat Cat Union Boss Breaks Record For Paid Non-Work

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Union fat cat Mark Rosenthal spends more time sleeping at his desk than organizing labor, a series of damning photos reveals.

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Slimy Politician of the Year Award Candidates Nominated

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) It’s time again for the slimy politician of the year award. This year 2013 has a plethora of sleazy, lying, clueless, incompetent and corrupt candidates all vying for the prestigious “Golden Spittoon.”

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Obama’s Image on Mt. Rushmore? Rumors Spark New Debate

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent article about President Obama’s obsession with his legacy has prompted new calls to reserve his image on the famed Dakota landscape of Mount Rushmore.

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Nixon-Obama…Like Brothers From Another Mother

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Multiple pundits and journalists,(including CBS’ Bob Schieffer), have speculated that President Barack Obama’s response to the multiple scandals currently plaguing his administration has been eerily similar to former President Richard Nixon’s management of Watergate.

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Local Farmer Fights Largest Mosque in North American Scheduled To Be Built in Maryland

Lanham, Maryland – (SatireWorld.com) Most Americans probably don’t realize that Turkey’s Islamist government is building a colossal mosque in the United States with the input of several branches of a group known as the parent organization of Hamas and al Qaeda.

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Muslim Street Mobs Humiliated After Targeting By Secret CIA Dis-information Action

Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the CIA wins and it’s usually done by a smooth trick played upon our adversaries without them knowing. In Islamisbad, Pakistan hundreds of protestors were feeling really stupid in 2008 when a CIA infiltrator set then up in front of the world’s cameras.

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Milwaukee School Holding ‘Gender-Bender Day’ Where Elementary School Students Dress As Transvestites

Milwaukee, WI – (SatireWorld.com) Deidri Becker’s seven-year-old son won’t be in school today, after officials at Tippecanoe School for the Arts and Humanities confirmed they’re still holding “Switch It Up Day” – a time for students to come dressed as members of the opposite sex.

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Precious Metal Values Take a Dump

Fort Knox KY – (SatireWorld.com) Supplies of Gold, Silver and Platinum (coins, bullion, and medallions) are being depleted due to their extreme demand by investors, as a hedge against a lackluster US economic recovery.

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Boy Scouts Allow Gay Scouts!

Grapevine, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) After lengthy and wrenching debate, local leaders of the Boy Scouts of America have voted to open their ranks to openly gay boys for the first time, but heated reactions from the left and right made clear that the BSA’s controversies are far from over.

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Unintended Consequences of Persecuting AP Reporters Revealed

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The gathering of information by the US Department of Justice (DOJ) on Associated Press (AP) reporters via seizing their business, cell phone and home telephone records has had unintended consequences.

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Cape Cod and Islands Brace for Tropical Disturbance “Michelle” threatening Tourist Season!

Cape Cod, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The national news media was not on the scene when the Weather Channel’s ‘master of disaster’ Jim Cantori flew in to Hyannis, MA yesterday with his advance team anticipating the whirlwind arrival of Michelle Obama who threatened to take an extended ‘sabbatical’ from her stressful duties of mentoring her campaigning […]

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Editorial: Susan Rice Needs to Apologize to the American People

A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL: Obama administration apologist, White House senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer made the rounds of the five Sunday talk shows. He invoked illogical arguments as to why President Barack Obama wasn’t told about the IRS scandal and defended his boss about the response to the Islamic terrorist attack on the US Embassy in Benghazi […]

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NYC Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner Releases First TV Ad

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Opening the 30 second TV ad with a cheesy smile and his arm around his equally chessy wife, Anthony told NYC voters that he’s ‘pretty hard to beat!”

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Homeland Security Agents Monitoring Multiple Tea Party IRS Protests Across the Country

There were multiple reported sightings of agents with the Department of Homeland Security at several Tea Party-led IRS protests in states like Missouri, Florida, Illinois and Indiana. The peaceful rallies that occurred across the country on Tuesday were sparked by the IRS’ unfair targeting of conservative groups — one of the several scandals the Obama […]

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White House Clean-Up Being Considered

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The General Services Administration (GSA) has initiated the bidding process for clean-up and refurbishment contractors to ready the White House for the new occupant in January 2017.

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Anchorage Sets New Snowfall Record – Al Gore Unavailable For Comment!

Anchorage, Alaska – (SatireWorld.com) Snow for 232 straight days…it took over 30 years for Anchorage to set a new record for the longest snow season on record.

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Barack Obama…”I know nothing! Nothing, I tell you, nothing!”

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sergeant Hans Schultz is a fat, moustached comical character in the old TV show Hogan’s Heroes. Masterfully played by the actor John Banner. Schultz is a bumbling, obese sergeant in a Nazi German POW camp branded Stalag 13, who, when confronted by evidence of the Allied prisoners’ covert activities, will simply […]

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White House Terrified Over 4th Scandal Involving Late Night White House Partys

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) SatireWorld editor Bargis Tryhol said in his blog on Monday that the Obama administration’s developing scandal involving the monitoring of Fox News reporter James Rosen’s email accounts goes “much deeper.”

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White House Press Secretary Plans to Resign

Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that he will be leaving his current position at the end of July 2013 for employment elsewhere.

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North Korea Fires Rockets in Show of Force!

DMZ- Korea (SatireWorld.com) Protesting the lack of media coverage ever since the Boston Bombings swept North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s childish antics from the breaking news, North Korean medium range rockets splashed into waters bordering the Hermit Kingdom.

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Sigmund Freud Contacts Satire World

Dear Editor: I felt as a professional psychiatrist I had to contact Satire World about Philbert of Macadamia’s story of May 16, 2013 entitled “Former NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders.”

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Descendants Of Cortez Have Sights On Taking Over North America.

Mexico City, Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) Having already taken over all of South and Central America, the Latino population of the New World now have their sights on taking over the northern hemisphere as well.

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Huma Abedin Double-dips While Husband Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner Tries a Political Comeback From Twitter Scandal

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Iranian born Huma Abedin, longtime friend of the Clintons and wife of former Rep. Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner, enjoyed an arrangement to work as an adviser in the State Department under Secretary of State Hillary Clinton while still consulting for private client.

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Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi’s notorious “bunga bunga” parties featured strippers dressed as President Barack Obama

Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) According to sworn testimony by a Karima el-Mahroug, the alleged underage prostitute at the center of the scandal, the embattled former Italian prime minister hired women to perform stripteases in sexy nurse, sexy nun and sexy Barack Obama costumes.

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Obama Administration Policies Fail the Smell Test

Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) The Government Accountability Office (GAO) has charged the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with spending $1 billion on developing a Fecal Matter Odor Detector (FMOD).

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Nostradamus predicted Michael Jackson’s death in 1555!

Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) In 1555, a French Renaissance occultist and seer, the famous Nostradamus predicted: Quatrain CXXV ‘In the year of our Lord 2009, will come a dark moon over the pale face of a black man called Son of Jack, he would unite with a tender virgin of royal birth and be born […]

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