Archive for September, 2013

2200, A Martian Odyssey

Mars City, Mars – (SatireWorld.vom) The NASA rover Curiosity survived landing on Mars in 2012, followed by a manned landing in 2030 and then initial colonization of portions of the red planet’s surface, via domed cities. Humans living and working “under the domes” was complete by 2200.

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Husband and Wife Discover They’re Both Homosexual After 20 Years of Marriage-Each Blames Improper Foreplay

Gayville, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A California man says he realized he was gay more than 20 years into his marriage, then he realized he was a she. It’s the kind of thing many think would tear a husband and wife apart, but not David and Shelly Bloomberg. But the end of the Bloomberg’ love story […]

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Saudi Cleric: “Woman Shouldn’t Drive As It Damages Their Vaginas”

” Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) A Saudi sheikh has warned women that driving could affect their ovaries and pelvises. Women are currently banned from driving in Saudi Arabia and many have protested against the fatwah.

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Harry Reid Books Obama into Vegas as ‘The Grande Illusionist; America disappears before our eyes!

Las Vegas, NV – (SatireWorld.com) Senate majority leader Harry “Houdini” Reid, helping to put American taxpayers in chains underwater, while miraculously escaping himself, has prevailed on several prestigious Vegas Gambling venues to book Obama’s mystifying act involving slight of hand, invisible wires , smoke and mirrors, and back stage assistants to make America disappear overnight […]

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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I have always found red headed women to be the most attractive to me.  The problem with this is I never know if a woman really has natural red hair because so many of them are always dying it and changing the color with the seasons.

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Body Parts Found In Detroit Sewers For Third Time This Year

Sterling Heights, MI – (SatireWorld.com) Authorities say body parts have been found in a sewer in suburban Detroit for the third time in just over a year. A spokesman for the Sterling Heights police say the remains were found Wednesday by workers making repairs.

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Pelosi on Federal Spending Cuts: the cupboard is bare! FLASH: Obama finds $100M ‘lying around’ for Detroit!

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) Despite the Obama administration saying “we’ve cut government spending to the bone,’the fraudulent claims that there’s no money to cut in bloated, fraudulent and wasteful government budgets was revealed when miraculously Obama has managed to find a few crumbs ($100m) to send to Detroit where it will be immediately flushed down […]

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Dr. Mengele Addresses College Students on his great Medical Experiment: ObamaKare!

Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Barack Obama appeared before the only type of crowd he’s comfortable bullshitting, community college students in Maryland (you listening POM?) to take a victory lap about his new medical program which is rolling out in 5 days…even though the death panels and regrouped abortion clinics are not ready to pull the […]

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Obama Enrolls in Foreign Policy 101

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Bill Clinton was seen by reporters entering the White House carrying the book “Foreign Policy for Dummies.” The visit came a day after President Obama gave a speech to the United Nations General Assembly in New York City.

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Satire World Editorial: Who Buys American Cars?

A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL Who buys American cars? Who “looks for the Union label?” Who supports the U.A.W.? Who purchases cars from Government Motors?

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Obama’s Newest Budget Shortfall Solution: “Let’s Tax Powerball!”

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The White House unveiled plans today to increase their amount of available money by placing a Federal Tax on all Powerball and other lottery tickets sold in the United States. The new tax will be similar to current “sin” taxes on alcohol and tobacco products.

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New TV Reality Series Places Celebrities Into Earth Orbit

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Reality Pictures Television will introduce a new reality series format on cable TV…’The Milky Way Mission,’ will send celebrities into space. RPT’s agreement is with the Space Expedition Corporation (SXC), which is launching a space travel program for civilians in 2014. Milky Way Mission, created by SatireWorld’s creative department, features six […]

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Chevron Legal Team: Enough Recoverable Methane Gas under White House to fuel Country for 1,000 Years!

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A leader in the world’s energy production, Chevron, fresh off their victory against Ecuador’s extortion attempts led by corrupt US Attorney Kerry “Ambien” Kennedy, announced the huge unnatural gas find at a stockholder’s meeting in London.

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US Post Office Pushes for New $.49 Obama Flavored Stamp that Supporters can Lick!

When first introduced, purchasers of the Obama Stamp said wouldn’t stick to envelopes. After a $7.5 milion dollar investigation it was found that most people were spitting on the face of the stamp and not licking the adhesive on the rear. Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) If there are any doubters out there that still don’t […]

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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, You see flies on dead animals on the side of the road (dogs, cats, coyotes, rabbits, armadillos,…).  You also see flies on cow poop and dog poop and swarming around outhouses.  It seems like every kind of poop and dead animal is attractive for flies.

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Vice President Biden to Resign

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) A high placed White House source leaked a conversation that President Obama has had it with Vice President “shotgun Joe” Biden’s verbal gaffs. Specifically, those bloopers that occur when the second banana is allowed to speak unsupervised at political functions or during fact finding missions.

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October 1st Chaos! Doctors contemplate closing doors as 40M non english speaking or illiterate patients set to descend for ‘free ObamaKare!”

El Paso, TX – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administration went into full panic mode today after it realized that ObamaKare was just around the corner and no one had mandated a full cadre of translators be on hand to handle the horde of non english speaking Obama voters seeking treatment!

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Kerry and McQuisling SHOCKED to find 3 ‘moderate’ US Muslims involved in deadly Nairobi slaughter!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State John ‘Ketchup” Kerry and Arizona Senator John “Amnesty” McCain, both expressed consternation, confusion, and dismay after finding out the Nairobi mall slaughter carried out by a Muslim Murder Inc. group, Al-Sjabaad. included at least 3 Americans, a Canadian, and a Brit.

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Congress Won’t Have To Have ObamaCare For Themselves….Imagine that!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) I’m not sure about most readers, but after learning that the US Congress was given an exemption from participating in Obamacare by the President, that decision really frosted my ass! Incumbents facing reelections shouldn’t fool themselves. A recent real-world deployment of the Obamacare issue shows it can powerfully impact candidates’ prospects […]

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Vatican Threatens US Abortion Supporters With Denial of Holy Communion

The Vatican, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) The Vatican’s highest-ranking American said that Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California and other Catholic politicians who support abortion should be denied communion. This would include VP Joe Biden and all the Kennedy clan as well.

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Obama Asks Congress to Designate Detroit as a National Park

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.copm) The city of Detroit MI has gone bankrupt. In order to solve the problem President Obama has sent a legislative proposal to Congress that designates Detroit as a national park.

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Recent SW Story on Obama Wet Wipes for your Butt causes massive backup in municipal sewers as sales soar!

Anusville, Illinois – (SatireWorld.com) Municipal sewer engineers through out the country are reporting massive backups as the Obama faced wet wipes as seen on SW, are clogging lines and causing sewerage grinders to burn out.

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Weiner Rebooted: Hires Pee Wee Herman as PR Rep pending explosive Divorce naming Hillary as Correspondent!

Weiner-land, New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Anthony Weiner, in danger of falling further into the hole he dug for himself, was further threatened when a NY Post story indicated wife Huma was given an ultimatum by the Clinton Cabal: “Ditch the Putz…or you’ll be kicked out of bed with the Clintons!”

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Paris Police seize 30 suitcases at DeGaulle Airport: 1.2 tones of cocaine and dead MI6 agent found!

Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) Authorities acting on an alert by a team of Alsatians seized the luggage off an Air France flight from Caracas and were shocked at the contents! The baggage loaded in Venezuela were not assigned to any passenger leading investigators to theorize ‘it just might be an inside job!’

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So, If Hillary is a ‘Lesbian Rug Muncher’ Does That Include Flying Carpets Too?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) So, is Hillary really a lesbian? With Hillary out of the White House in 2000, and all attention focused on George Bush, the question of Hillary’s sexuality temporarily vanished. When Hillary started making moves towards the White House in 2007, though, people again began to speculate. This time, those wondering if […]

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Hugo’s Legacy, Obama’s Dream: Nationalize Toilet Paper so Barry now even Wipes Yer Arse!

Caracas, Venezuela- (SatireWorld.com) Sean Penn’s favorite Socialist Country, and the subject of hero worship by film maker (oxymoron) Oliver Stone, has finally succeeded in being all things to all people after it nationalized the Toilet Paper industry due to an acute shortage caused by socialized ineptitude, corruption, and ‘redistribution.”

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Government Bureaucrats Are Coming After Poop

Eastern Shore MD – (SatireWorld.com) A federal judge has ruled for the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) in a lawsuit brought against the agency, regarding laws aimed to improve water conditions in the Chesapeake Bay. Marylanders want their bay waters cleaned up, but not by federal encroachment of Washington DC bureaucrats.

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Hillary still dazed and confused over relationship issues with Bill : Says marriage could go “either way!”

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary “Rod-em” Clinton, NPI, was officially outed yesterday after long time Slick Willy’s paramour for 12 years in Arkansas, confirmed what many have thought for years: Her pants suits are not just for heteros anymore!

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Concert in Washington DC Tonight

Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) The US House of Representatives chamber was filled to capacity with 535 Senators and Congressmen. A violin duet of folk music was performed by Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Iranian President Hasan Rouhani.

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Texan Senator Ted Cruz…..Who Is This Guy Anyway?

A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL…. So, most people have heard of Ted Cruz, the freshman US Senator from Texas, but why does the left fear him so much and why does the liberal media give only bare coverage of his senate performance?

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