Archive for October, 2013

New Church Has Rather Awkward Eye Appeal To United Airline Passengers

Dixon, IL – (SatireWorld.com) The newly-constructed Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois has tremendous curb appeal. But from the air…well, you decide.

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Even Obama Can’t Stop the Sox as They Take World Series!

Boston, MA- (SatireWorld.com) Despite President Obama’s attempt to steal the spotlight from the resurrected Boston Red Sox by staging a combination fund raiser and pep talk for the ill fated Obamacare (Nightmare in Copley Square), the Sox refused to be overshadowed this night as they won the World Series in ‘6!’

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Secret Service Reports….White House Ghost Scares The President!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Just in time for Halloween. The zany folks over at the White House have reported that the current resident, one Barack Hussein Obama, reported seeing a smiling ghostly apparition in a hallway mirror in the east wing.

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Politically Correct Britain Bans Pointy Black Witch Hats On Halloween

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) In the realm of political correctness, surely modern Britain has resurrected the Knights of the Roundtable in order to give everyone a commanding seat in the name of diversity. Even at the risk of sounding foolish and maybe paranoid too. Diversity and those dreaded ‘Equality Experts’ have a new target…Black Witches […]

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Obama In Halloween Costume Stunner!

The White House -(SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama stunned his staff last night when he and a few members of Congress showed up at a White House Halloween costume party dressed as KKK Klansmen! The party was co-hosted by longtime Hollywood icon, and ‘Barry’ Obama supporter, singer/activist Barbara Streisand who donnned a hood herself proclaiming she […]

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Flash Mob To Re-animate Michael Jackson’s Body On Halloween Night

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Organizers of the Halloween Night Thriller Dance have signed up almost two-hundred thousand fash mob dancers who will voluntarily dance at the gravesite of Michael Jackson in an effort to revive the pop star from death.

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Where Art Thou Millennials?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Millennials, Generation X, Generation Y and late Baby Boomers have let the likes of aged US Senate and House of Representatives members of both parties kill the American dream and lead them around like sheep!

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Obama, the Man who claimed he had all the answers , now claims he forgot the question!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, and you can fool a majority of the people at least twice if you claim you know everything that’s good for them.” Valerie Jarrett 2013 Barack Hussein Obama, the progressives’ […]

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Gay San Francisco Man Cuts Off Own Penis!

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) It’s hard to be single in today’s society. For one San Francisco man, it was incredibly hard. So hard in fact, that depression overcame him and he began to take an inventory of things he did not need in his life. One thing he apparently didn’t need was his penis…so, […]

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Gaze-tracking Study Confirms Most Men Stare At A Woman’s Chest

Mayview, South Carolina – (SatireWorld.com) A new study has confirmed something women have been complaining about for years. The research, out of the University of Breast Information and published in the current issue of Big Tits Magazine essentially corroborates the belief that people tend to focus more on the breasts and figure of a woman […]

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Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Drive Cars

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling reversal of government policy the King of Saudi Arabia and the Kingdom’s Council of Ministers has legalized the driving of automobiles by women. Burkas are still required while driving. (Saudi Arabia was the only country in the world to still prohibit women divers.)

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Obamacare Website Designer CGI VP Spent Christmas with the Obamas at the White House

Washington, DC via The Daily Caller Michelle Obama’s relationship with Princeton classmate Toni McCall Townes-Whitley, whose company earned the no-bid contract to design the disastrous Healthcare.Gov Obamacare website, continued after the Obamas moved into the White House.

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Nigerian ‘ObamaScare’ Website Up and Running: Enrolls 2 M Low Info Voters in 15 Minutes!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House officials retreated under their desks late today, and a Presser on the latest update on the Obamacare website was cancelled after it was revealed Nigeria has enrolled more US citizens in 15 minutes than Sebelius has in almost 4 weeks in the continuing Obama Train Wreck!

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New US Stamp Honors Real Creepy Guy

San Francisco, CA – (LiteSiteNews.com) Benjamin Franklin famously quipped, “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” Franklin evidently failed to envisage today’s postmodern left. For the conservative, there exists at least one other certainty, and it is this: The degree to which “progressives” attack you corresponds precisely to […]

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Obama Gin Turf War Erupts in Chicago

Chicago IL – (SatireWorld.com) A gangland shootout over Obama Gin occurred today on State Street in downtown Chicago during the noon lunch hour. Pedestrians and shoppers were forced to take cover behind parked automobiles until police arrived.

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‘No Bid’ Contract for Obamacare Website Headed By Michelle Obama’s Princeton Classmate

The Daily Caller- First Lady Michelle Obama’s Princeton classmate is a top executive at the company that earned the contract to build the failed Obamacare website.

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Why the Marx Brothers Didn’t Do “Who’s on First?”

Yankee Stadium, NYC – (SatireWorld.com) For many years and a few generations, comedy fans have enjoyed listening to the classic “Who’s on First” routine of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. The comedy pair, known by their last names of Abbott and Costello, performed this routine in movies, on television, on stage, on radio, and in […]

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180 Proof Obama Gin to Debut in 2014

Chicago IL – (SatireWorld.com) Obama Gin is to debut in fine liquor emporiums in January 2014. The product is expected to create a new industry in run-down portions of the windy city and possibly revive the local urban economy.

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Saudi’s Dump US over Dowry Dispute involving Obama Kids!

Washington, DC – (Satireworld.com) Saudi Arabia officially broke off diplomatic relations with the US this morning after high level negotiations concerning dowries to be provided by the Obamas in the secret nuptials arranged for Malia and Sasha by Mother in Law Marion, ‘the witch’ Robinson.

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Obama Finally ‘Messes with the Marines’ Forcing Them To Wear Unisex Hats

Paris Island, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Straight from the ‘this isn’t going to go over well section of the Poor Planning Manual’, the White House announced a change to the Marine Corps’ uniform hats could take the hard-nosed Leathernecks from the Halls of Montezuma to the shops of Fith Avenue.

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Unions & Low Info Voters Now singing ‘The Low-Booty Blues’ after Bam’s Train Wreck Health Law!

Congressional Chorus: bombom, doo wop
bombom, doo wop
bombom, doo wop doot doot, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm

 Joe Wilson was right!

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Scientists Warn Major Earthquake To strike West Coast Soon

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A report blames automobiles for the rise in tectonic activity mainly in the Pacific rim, and at various locations along the eastern seaboard of the US. Advisories have been forwarded to the US West Coast in anticipation of the ‘Big One’ which is expected to strike in the next few […]

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Texas Mom Files ‘Bullying Report’ After Son’s Football Team Defeated by 91-0

Fort Worth, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Each week there are football blowouts across the nation. Rarely are they more one-sided than the 91-0 rout Aledo High (Aledo, Tex.) put on Western Hills High (Fort Worth, Tex.). Now, one parent has apparently been so concerned by the final scoreline that they took the extraordinary step of filing […]

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DC Brain Drain: JFK’s Brain Gone Missing! Proctologist Enlisted to Find Obama’s!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) An independent investigation by SW reporters has revealed that President Kennedy’s brain went missing after his autopsy, and brother Robert Kennedy is suspected of the theft!

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Causes of ObamaCare Website Failures Identified

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) The $100 million website (HeathCare.gov) managed by Health and Human Services (HHS) to process customer applications for the new ObamaCare marketplace has been experiencing technical glitches, failures, overloads and exhibiting user unfriendliness.

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White House Gift Shop Declares Bankruptcy-Owes Back Taxes

Washington, DC – Most people knew federal buildings remained closed during the government shutdown, but it looks like the White House Gift Shop will remain closed even after lawmakers work out their differences. The gift shop is bankrupt, according to court documents filed recently.

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A Modern Fairytale

Once upon a time, a handsome rince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess immediately said, “No, get lost !”

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King Obama I, an American Tragedy Opens at the Kennedy Center

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The play “King Obama I, an American Tragedy” conceived by that wealth redistributing author Karl Marx (no relation to Groucho) in 2008 opened at the Kennedy Center. The drama depicts the quirk of fate rise of an inept, two faced and glib tongued Chicago community organizer to become the 44th President […]

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Report: Obamacare Exchange Website Failures Blamed On Republican Owned Company Employing ‘Super Humans’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The federal health care exchange (Obamacare) was built using 10-year-old technology that may require constant fixes and updates for the next three years and the eventual overhaul of the entire system, technology experts told SatireWorld today in a telephone interview.

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America: No Country for Old Veterans With Character Who Paid their Dues!

View from Away: A Satire World State of the Union Address. If you were born in the 40’s today’s new progressives and ‘millennials’ tell you ‘you’re living in the past’, and by inference no longer have any relevance: hence Obama’s Death Panels, barricades over memorials built in you honor, and charges of ‘arsonists, racists, and […]

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