Archive for December, 2013

Roma already in Britain ‘are defecating on people’s doorsteps’ says top Tory council leader

London, (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A leading Conservative has warned that council taxpayers face rising costs from the influx of Romanian and Bulgarian immigrants set to start tomorrow – and claims that Roma are already causing trouble by begging aggressively and defecating in public.

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Forlorn Writer Convinces Super Model Kate Upton To Be His New Years Eve Date

Las Cruces- (SatireWorld.com) Kate Upton just might go to a New Year’s Eve event with a Local Las Cruces man just because he asked nicely in a video he made with several of his friends and with the help of his lawn man Carlos.

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Ohio State Coach Urban Meyer Says He Doesn’t Plan on Punching Clemson Players in Orange Bowl Game

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The last time Ohio State played against Clemson in a Florida Bowl Game, it was 35 years ago and Buckeye coach Woody Hayes attempted to cold cock a Tiger player. The 1978 Gator Bowl is most famous as the last game of College Football Hall of Fame coach Hayes and the […]

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MLB signs Free Trade Ageement with Cuba!

Key West, FL – (SatireWorld.com) A commercial plane left Key West for the direct 90 mile flight to Cuba early this morning, marking the first scheduled flight in 50 years, and didn’t come home empty handed. The State Department, and a myriad of other bureaucratic agencies finally ok’d the flight 2 years after initial approval […]

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Singles and Dating Websites (Part II), A SatireWorld Editorial

Singles and Dating Websites (Part II), A SatireWorld Editorial A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL Okay, so this is the second part of my “expose” on my experiences with the various websites designed for matchmaking. Once again, I get to embarrass myself with stories of my social ineptitude and romantic failures in finding companionship. I must either love […]

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Singles and Dating Websites (Part I); A SatireWorld Editorial

SINGLES AND DATING WEBSITES A SatireWorld Editorial Okay, I’m a single guy and I’m not really set on being alone for the rest of my life. I’m also not into the bar scene and need a place to meet women. I’m 52 years old, so finding ladies “at school” is out. I’m also the big […]

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Louis Farrakhan Named Grand Marshall For “Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day” New York City Parade

NYC, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Moslem Louis Farrakhan, head of the Nation of Islam, was recently named Grand Marshall for the 2016 New York City “Eat a Turd for Mohammed Day” Parade. The Parade, which will cover the same distance and route as the more famous Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, is expected to be viewed by […]

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Pucker UP! O’Buggernomics Set to Kick In for 2014!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Is the man delusional, demented, out of touch, ill informed, inarticulate, mentally challenged, morally devoid of character, Bi-Polar or a kaleidoscope of all the above? Patriotic Americans who believe in the basic values and history of this country now questioning the grand illusion of Obama, the most divisive, destructive, ignorant and […]

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Canadian Sex Experts Say…Pedophilia is a ‘Sexual Orientation’

Toronto, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) Straight, gay, bi, trans, and now…pedophile? Yes, you knew this was coming and the miscreant who’s molesting kids will have the protection of ‘sexual orientation’ on their side in the future. In fact, look for him or her to be proudly marching in a furure Gay Pride Parade!

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North Korea Files Human Rights Complaint to UN over US Abortions/Executions: Then Culls Basketball Team!

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s Medal of Basketball Freedom recipient Dennis Rodman, left North Korea depressed after Kim Dung Ugh over ruled his picks for the National Team and sentenced them to death for shooting 1 fer 23 from the free throw line, matching Obama’s infamous record.

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Revolutionary New Cloning Process Allows Santa To Deliver A Lingerie Model To Every Teenage Boy This Christmas

North Pole – (satireworld.com) After promising a 'stocking-stuffer like no other…And actually in a real pair of stockings,' Santa Claus announced today the new cloning process will allow him to fulfill every male teenagers sexual dream for next Christmas too.

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Duck Dynasty Creator/Producer Once Starred In Indie Film About Gay Porn Called “The Fluffer

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The producer and creator of the A&E show “Duck Dynasty” once starred in a dark, homoerotic indie film about the gay porn industry called “The Fluffer.”

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A&E’s Replacement Show for Duck Dynasty Highlights Gay Hunters

Boaz, AL – (SatireWorld.com) It started out as a simple hunting trip to the Twin Falls hunting preserve in rural Alabama when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the camp area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against A&E cable channel where they claim A&E’s new […]

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Secret Service Landing in Hawaii Get Ceremonial ‘Lei’ and More from GLAAD!

Honolulu, HI – (SatireWorld.com) The advance party of Secret Service protectors for the President was welcomed to Hawaii by a representative of GLAAD dressed like Don Ho and a chorus of GLADDETS singing the Island Favorite: Cumoniwannaleiya!

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Confirmed: Santa IS Black! Arrested in Newark Carjacking Network!

Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) Law Enforcement officials in Newark, NJ, carjacking capitol of all the democratic controlled Blue States, put the question of Santa’s race to bed yesterday after they arrested a Black Santa and his ‘elves’ in an elaborate international car theft crime ring.

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Phil Robertson: ‘GLAAD Should Use Some Mouthwash-They Have Scrotum On Their Breath!’

West Monroe, LA – (SatireWorld.com) Sooner or later is was going to happen where the A&E – Duck Dynasty war would boil over into nastiness. The first salvo was fired by GLAAD who vengefully prodded A&E to take drastic action against their biggest star over a perceived anti-gay rant made in CQ magazine. GLAAD is […]

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Verifying The Gender Of Santa Claus

New Mexico Desert – (SatireWorld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments: He’s a She

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A&E Agrees…… ‘Man Ass Is Tighter’

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) For some in the left-wing media, the goalposts are starting to move in their anti-Christian jihad against everyone who believes in the Bible. Gay rights organizations like GLAAD went as far as to pressure A&E to punish Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson for quoting biblical verse during a non-A&E interview.

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Want To Bet The A&E Channel Isn’t So GLAAD Now?

Via the Daily Caller A Christian organization has launched a petition to end the persecution of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson after he declared heterosexual sex to be his favorite kind versus homosexual sex which he claims is prohibited in the Bible.

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A&E Steps on it’s D*** by Firing Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson as Over 800K Protest within Hours!

Monroe, LA – (SatireWorld.com) A&E (now known as the Ass-Hole & Enema Channel) has got a case of a tight sphincter as they are being blown out of the water after firing the patriarch of their most popular cable show ever over a biological comparison. (9M heterosexuals watch)

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Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson says…’The Flintstones Were First Gay A&E CableTV Characters’

Monroe, LA – (SatireWorld.com) During his A&E imposed banning over a homosexual remark he made during a magazine interview, Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson recalls television’s first gay-themed TV show aimed specifically at children.

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Iran Consortium Buys US Debt from China; Calls Loan!

Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com) Signifying it had enough of Obamanomics, the Chinese government announced today before the opening of Wall Street, that it had sold it’s US interest bearing notes to Iran!

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Tea Party Steps Up: Offers Catostrophic Obama Insurance Against Disasters!

The US Senate – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Ted Cruz announced that he would be spearheading a new effort by conservative Republicans to protect 90% of Americans who just lost their health insurance thanks to Obama, by launching their own Health Care Web Site and affordable coverage.

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Obama Sends Clear Message To Putin…’Our Gay Athletes Coming To Russia’

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama sent Russia a clear message about its treatment of gays and lesbians with who he is sending to represent the United States at the Sochi Olympics.

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Solving the US Debt Crisis with Counterfeit Currency

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama asked Vice President “shotgun” Joe Bidden to approach US Secretary of the Treasury Jack Lew with the idea of placing a picture of Democratic President Barack Obama on a new seven dollar bill and “nuclear option” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) on a new three dollar […]

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Guns As Christmas Gifts Catching On As US Gun Sales Rise

Tallahassee, FL-(SatireWorld.com) The gift of a gun may be high on many Floridians’ holiday shopping lists. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement says it is on target to conduct nearly 1 million background checks this year on private firearm purchases. The projection comes as the department is reporting a record number of reviews conducted over […]

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Fired Mandela Sign Language Interpreter Hired as ‘Navigator’ as Obama reaches out to ‘deaf, dumb & blind!

Carson City, NV – (SatireWorld.com) Stressed out Obamacare hack ‘Kitty’ Sebelius, announced today that the department had hired on Thamsanqua Jantjie the South African bogus interpreter who waved his hands incoherently during Obama’s tribute to himself at the Mandela funeral.

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A Mao Tse Sung Christmas in America

America – (SatireWorld.com) A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL It’s 68 degrees outside, and the only thing on the ground are acorns and pine needles as I reach into the attic cubby to pull out the traditional and universal symbol of the third week in December previously known in another life time as “CHRISTMAS.”

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Obama: “If you like your home and auto insurance, you can keep it, but I’m Nationalizing it!”

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Acknowledging the absolute failure of Obamacare, the President said today due to the shortfall in enrollments, and the financial deficits resulting from it, he would move to nationalize Home and Auto insurance companies in order to cover the short fall, but not intrude on Federal Flood Insurance management.

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‘Santa and his Guns’ Celebrate At SatireWorld’s Annual Christmas Party

SatireWorld, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

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