Archive for January, 2014

Forced to Retire! Interior Department Paleontologists Find Prehistoric Mastodon Remains Inside Congressmen Henry Waxman’s Nostrils

Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) Twenty-term Congressmen Henry Waxman (D-CA) never guessed he would be in trouble for something un-related to politics, but stranger things have happened to people as strange-looking as the Democratic Representative from California’s 30th District.

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Reintroducing the Edsel: NADA Picks Hillary to Address New Orleans Car Dealers Convention!

Uber-Rich Suburbs of New York – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton, the Butcher of Benghazi, the woman who hasn’t driven a car in 18 years, and expects to be the next progressive Iva Peron of liberal America, was paid over $200,000 to address the National Automobile Dealers Association in New Orleans leaving many dealers comparing it to […]

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Sure looks like I’m a racist because I believe a photo ID should be used before voting

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More ‘Un-Truthful Reporting’ From ABC’s Diane Sawyer on Gun Control Statistics

New York, NY – via Breitbart During a January 27 ABC News segment titled “Young Guns,” Diane Sawyer claimed, “Every hour, a child is rushed to an emergency room because of gunshots.” Co-anchor David Muir took it even further and claimed that “453 of those children die at the hospital.”

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Obama State of Union Speech Flops…Lowest Audience Since 1977

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s Tuesday State of the Union address had the fewest viewers of any State of the Union speech since 1977 and did nothing to boost his flagging approval ratings.

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White House West Wing to be Reconstructed

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The White House hasn’t undergone any major architectural changes since the Truman administration renovation (1949-1951), while President Harry S Truman (D-MO) lived in the Blair House. Any White House updates must be performed prior to the next presidential inauguration in 2017.

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‘National Bullshit-O-Meter’ Goes Wild After Obama State of the Union Speech

Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) In America, the President of the United States is required to give an annual report to both Houses of Congress and the American people. Tuesday night's televised State of the Union Speech featuring the Annoited One, Barack Hussein Obama, dragged on for an endless amount of time and all that was really said […]

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Not much more to say about that is there? The message is crystal clear

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Editorial: The Road to Despotism

A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL: The Democratic liberal senior US Senator from New York indicated that conservative critics of government and President Obama should be cracked down upon. Specifically, he wants the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) to target and silence Tea Party groups.

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Those Darn Gun-Toting Conservatives Are To Blame….Well, Maybe Not!

Anywhere, USA For years now we have lived through the terrible tragedy of random shootings and mass murders at the hands of gunmen. Each and every-time the media covers the story for days on end and usually heaps blame via pundits or reporters on the NRA, gun rights supporters, gun owners, and even retailers who […]

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High-Lights of the State of the Union

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama commented in a New Yorker Magazine interview that “I don’t think marijuana is more dangerous than alcohol.” White House Press Secretary Jay Carney indicated that the president plans to smoke a few joints before his State of the Union address and Mr. Snowden, oops Mr. Carney leaked some talking […]

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‘Abortion Barbie’ Wendy Davis (D-TX) Pledges Legalized Abortions Even After Full Term Birth

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Several Wendy Davis for Governor supporters signed a petition on Wednesday demanding lawmakers legalize “fourth trimester” abortions. The petition, which was circulated outside of the Wendy Davis for Governor election center by an undercover SatireWorld reporter. He told Davis supporters the petition was aimed at sending “a message to our lawmakers […]

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Animal Planet: NYC Now Most Rat Invested City in World. DeBlasio Pushes Amnesty!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) No wonder newly elected Mayor Bill “Red” DeBlasio swept into office with 76% of the vote; Brown Rats (Rattus Noregicus) outnumber New Yorkers 2-1 with over 16 M living in rat holes illegally!

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Obama: The Man Who Never Was!

Hempland, USA – (SatireWorld.com) Not only do we now suffer the indignity of having our own Sgt. Schultz in the White House;“I know NOTHING”, but it now appears Obama doesn’t even exist according to a FOI report finally released after 5 years by the FBI!

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Just might be that Obama was made in somebody’s garage. According to Obama’s mother explanation about his humble beginnings “Barack that party was so crazy it’s a wonder you don’t bark!”

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OJ Simpson Wants Justin Beiber To Share His Jail Cell, But Only If He Brings Pics Of His Girlfriend

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Bad boy singer and thug wannabee Justin Beiber is in really big trouble. His recent Miami arrest for DUI, resisting arrest, drugs, terrorism, and wearing his trousers too low resulted in a conviction and a 14 year sentence in federal prison.

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Fidel: If Angela Davis and I had a Son…well, he’d look just like Barry!

Havana, Cuba – (satireworld.com) A vacationing Canadian proctologist stopping in Cuba on his way to St. Lucia, had the rare opportunity to meet President Fidel Castro when El Presidente required urgent care for a case of kidney stones. What he found out during the consultation will shock , but not surprise the world!

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Love him or not…Phil Robertson’s beliefs caused Walt Disney owned A & E channel to back off!

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School For Sexual Predators Successful in Obtaining Federal Grant Funding

Washington, DC – (Satireworld.com) As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and transgender community’s outreach program, the Uncle Herbert School of Childhood Diseases and Molestation has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to have the school’s inclusion with-in the federally […]

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Outbreak of Liberal’s Disease Reported in Baltimore Maryland

Baltimore MD – (Satireworld.com) The Center for Disease Control (CDC), based in Atlanta GA, has dispatched several Epidemiologists to this city to investigate reports of an outbreak of Democratic Liberal Politician’s disease. The virus is known colloquially as “tax, spend and regulate” (Latin, Handsus in Pocketus).

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Miami Judge Sentences Justin Beiber To Death For Drunken Driving Charges

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) After hearing testimony, the judge had enough and sentenced singer Justin Beiber to the electric chair for his latest crime of drag racing on Miami streets while intoxicated. The judge also ordered his expensive Italian sportscar be impounded and crushed. Sentence is to be carried out immediately the next morning.

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Record Winter Cold Has Al Gore Worried As Book and Movie Profits Crumble

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a series of deep cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 77,000 acre Tennessee […]

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Christie proposes new traffic study at Meadowlands ‘if CNN doesn’t get off my Arse!”

Trenton, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) Besieged NJ Governor Chris Crispy (sic) said he’s had enough piling on from CNN, CNBC and the NJ Democratic legislature and vowed, “time for a traffic study Feb 2 on Exit 16 of the NJ Turnpike!”

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DeBlasio’s Regime kicks in: Redistribution of Snow leaves Rich New Yorkers Stranded!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Following his recent mayoral erection Bill DeBlasio kicked off his socialist agenda by announcing a tax increase for affluent New Yorkers, and emphasized his new policies of punishing the rich by redistributing the snow which fell in the overnight blizzard.

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Researchers at Harvard Medical School Find Genetic Flaw In Those Who Share Liberal Ideology

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Researchers at the prestigious Harvard Medical School published a jaw-dropping study showing proof-positive results on what makes a person’s mind think in liberal political terms. After an exhausting 10 year study, over 5,000 local Bostonians and university students were given tests and DNA samples were taken in an effort to disprove […]

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Debbie Wasserman-Schultz…The Poster Girl for ‘Skanky Girls in Politics’

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A Scary Nursery Rhyme for Our Time

A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL: “Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary” is a popular English nursery rhyme about Henry VIII’s daughter Queen Mary, or as she was known Bloody Mary. The rhyme has now been updated to encompass a current 21st Century delusional big government Marxist politician.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh need we say more?

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Obama and Dems Pissed! 9th Circuit Court Rules Bloggers Rights Protected!

VIA BRIETBART A ruling by the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday to overturn a defamation award against a blogger has affirmed that bloggers enjoy the same freedoms and constitutional protections as other journalists.

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