Archive for March, 2014

The Many Firsts of Barack Hussein Obama…Our Very First ‘Know-it-All President.’

OBAMALAND – (satireworld.com) Quit trashing Obama’s accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his very impressive accomplishments:

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So, tell me Mr. Obama about that Red Line thingy again….

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To Support Herself Bin Laden’s Widow Dances With ‘Saudi Girls Gone Wild’ In Riyadh

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) Alone and penniless for the first time, Fatima Bin Laden was forced to leave Pakistan last year and find work in her home country of Saudi Arabia after US Navy SEALS put an end to her husband Osama’s career as a world renown terrorist several years ago.

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Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Election Day Approaches

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November mid-term elections.

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Hillary Clinton Honored As Maxim Magazine’s 2014 ‘Babe of the Year’

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary Clinton was named Maxim Magazine’s 2014 Babe-of-the-Year — making it the first time a lesbian been given the coveted title by the men’s magazine and the first lesbian presidential candidate to get the honor.

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Putin Acknowledges Obama by Giving him April First as his own “NAME DAY!”

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Russia’s President and resident strong man, Vladimir Ras-Putin, took time out to acknowledge President Obama’s contribution to Russia’s recent surge in global supremacy by designating April 1 as “Barry Obama Day’.

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Obama Admits Heavy Drug Use As Teen

Normal, Il -(satireworld.com) President Barack Obama, opened a three day swing through the heartland with a visit to the Fi Cannabis Society, a marijuana advocacy group, in downtown Normal, Il.

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Connecticut Passes Nation’s Highest Minimum Wage

Hartford, Conn – (satireworld.com) Connecticut raised its minimum wage $24.67 an hour from the previous $ 8.70 an hour over the next three years, surpassing Washington as the highest in the country, reports Satireworld.

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Americans Feel Safer With A Firearm In Their Home by 2 to 1 margin

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) By a margin of slightly more than two-to-one, Americans overall would feel safer with a gun in their house than not, but less than a quarter of Democrats agree, according to a new survey.

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Guest Writer Congressman Alan Grayson (D-FL) Talks About Personal ‘Nose Slime’ Attacks

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Mr. Grayson’s rebuttal….. Dear Friend: Do you remember “Joe the Plumber”? If not, you’re better off. But let me remind you – because now “Joe the Plumber” is attacking me. “Joe the Plumber” recently called me a “piece of nose slime.” (Which, as a plumber, he may see a lot of.) […]

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Barack Obama: An Empty-Suited Presidential Pretender…..

A SatireWorld Editorial The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls, nothing but abstract, empty rhetoric devoid of real substance. Did I mention he golfs?

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“Just looking for the union label folks…Nothing to see here”

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Harry Reid : ‘The Koch Brothers Made Me Illegaly Transfer Money To My Grand Daughter!’

Washingtion, DC – via Breitbart Tuesday, Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid reimbursed his campaign for nearly $17,000 in payments made in late 2013 to his granddaughter for “holiday gifts.”But new payments are surfacing bringing the total to $31,000.

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Neanderthal Congressman Alan Grayson Says “Crimeans Should Be Happy With Russian Annexation!”

US House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) Florida Democratic Rep. Alan Grayson said Tuesday that the United States “should be pleased” about Russia annexing the Crimea, calling it “a virtually bloodless transfer of power.” Grayson, a Florida Democrat with as much charisma as a 3 day old dog turd, is famous for spouting assinine opinions that […]

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Obama over runs Belgium with larger force than Germans in WWII!

Brussels – (satireworld.com) In a strategic airlift that took 4 days, President Obama finally succeeded in having Belgium surrender it’s capitol after an onslaught of 43 armored vehicles, a squadron of helicopter gun ships, and a shock force of 900 who promptly took over all of the rooms for rent available through Travelocity.

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HOB Series About Skanky ‘Girls’ Hits Dismal Season Finale

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) HBO producers are putting the best spin they can on the disastrous season finale ratings for HBO’s low-rated series ‘Girls’ starring leftist activist and equally dismal actresss Lena Dunham. After three long years of airing a show that basically no one watched, HBO added to the misery of its viewers by […]

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6’7″ High School Junior Malia Obama signs letter of intent with Chicago Bulls!

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) The NBA Chicago Bulls made history today by announcing they had signed Malia Obama to a life time contract vesting when she reaches age 18. The 16 year old power forward with the Sidell Friends School said she would forgo her senior year at Sidwell where she has been scoring 67 […]

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There’s not much to add to this that’s for sure!

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Due To Religious and Ethnic Concerns Obama To Kill ‘Hellfire’ & ‘Tomahawk’ Missile Programs

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama is seeking to abolish two highly successful missile programs that experts say have helped the U.S. Navy maintain military superiority for the past several decades. Sources close to the President say recent complaints by athiests concerning the ‘Hell’ in Hellfire missiles and recent concerns over racial profiling of […]

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Putin’s New Ravenous Appitite inspired by Michelle’s “LETS MOVE!”

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Vladimir Putin claims that his recent appetite for consuming his neighbors was inspired by Michelle Obama’s “LETS MOVE” action committee abetted by Barry’s penchant for ‘leading from his behind!”

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Putin Continues to Plot taking over Western Europe while Obama schemes on how to take over the Weather Channel!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) With Obamacare now written off by endangered Democrats scared to death they are going to be out on their arse following the mid terms, incumbents have embarked on a desperate last attempt to turn the tide by using GLOBAL WARMING as the next WMD against conservatives.

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Satellite Pix of Michelle on Float in Roof Top Pool Mistaken for 370 Tail Section Wreckage!

Bejing, China – (satireworld.com) Chinese officials have Egg Fu Yong on their faces after further satellite inspection reveals they misidentified ‘wreckage seen in water’as Mystery flight 370 instead of Michelle Obama indulging in a ‘relaxing cultural exchange” at her $8500 a night luxury accommodations.

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Al Sharpton calls on Congressional Black Caucus after learning White Russians take over Black Sea!

MSNBC- New York (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton took to the airwaves from his low rated TV show ” The N Word Tonight” to rail against reports that a racist group of White Russians have marched into Crimea and taken over the Black Sea!

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SEIU Union Officials Now Accompany OSHA On Non-Union Workplace Inspections

Houston, TX (via the Daily Caller) Union representatives from the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) are now accompanying federal government safety inspectors on site visits to review labor complaints at nonunion private businesses, The Daily Caller has learned.

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NYC mayor DeBlasio agrees to Skype with Vladimir Putin over secession demands from Brighton Beach Russians!

New York City – (satireworld.com) Faced with mafia threats, riots in the street , and chants of Death to America, NYC mayor DeBlasio agrees to Skype with Vladimir Putin over secession demands from Russians in Brighton Beach, a section in greater New York City.

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Kayne West to Ana Wintour: You Want Fries with that Big Arse Whopper?

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Celebrating their shocking score of being on the cover of “Vague” (sic) America’s most vapid couple announced they were moving into capitalism in a big way with Kayne gifting Kim with 10 Burger King franchises through out Europe for a wedding gift.

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Muslims Denounce New Bacon-Infused Ammunition But Still Support Sharia Beheadings

Manassas, VA – (satireworld.com) You’ve probably already heard about the bizarre, cowardly slaughter of an off-duty British soldier in broad daylight on a busy street in London in May 2013 by two Islamic buttwipes with visions of 72 virgins in his demented head.

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At first, Putin wanted Obama to carry his clubs while he used a golf cart but decided one photo would be worth a thousand words.

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Press Corp Banned As Michelle Obama, her Mother, & Kids Fly Air Force One to Vacation In China

The White House – (satireworld.com) Has First lady Michelle Obama has sorta evicted her 76 year-old mother Marian Robinson from the White House in an apparent effort to boost her appeal to struggling middle-class voters?

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