Archive for April, 2014

How To Speak Mexican….Today’s Word is ‘Herpes’

How To Speak Mexican…..Mexican speak 101!

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World’s Filthiest Restaurant Finally Closes

El Paso, TX – (satireworld.com) Planning on dining out tonight? You might want to pass on Chinese food at a popular El Paso eatery.

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Sperm Count Drop Among White British Males Alarms World Physicians

Manchester (UK) – (satireworld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study that shows sperm production is almost non-existent among British males.

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How To Speak Mexican…Today’s Word is ‘Mushroom’

How To Speak Mexican…..Mexican speak 101!

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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How To Speak Mexican…Today’s Word is ‘Budweiser’

How to speak Mexican….Mexican Speak 101

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Well, another myth goes up in smoke! Bet he also gave her a Chester-feel too!

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The Last Goodbye.

Pawleys Island, South Carolina, April 24, 2014 You just never know when life, your own mortality, your everyday mundane existence and daily routine will be interrupted by reality.

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72 Killed and 200 Wounded During Early Morning Gun Confiscation Grab In Boston

Boston – (satireworld.com) National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.

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Who Is Really the Domestic Terrorist? A Satireworld Editorial

A SATIRE WORLD EDITORIAL So… the Honorable Ex-Senate Majority Leader from Nevada (Mr. Harry Reid) believes that all of the people who once showed up to protest the treatment of the rancher in his home state are “Domestic Terrorists.” Does he also believe that the people who showed up to support Trayvon Martin were also […]

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Emanuel Petitions Obama for $500B to dig moat around South Chicago after 15 murders, 73 wounded in two weekends!

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) As the death and maimed toll in Chicago continues to mount with Afro-Americans decimating the democrat voting roles, Mayor Rahm Emanuel is begging the White House to release funds for a project bigger than the original panama canal before the violence spills over into the President’s home neighborhood!

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SNL in Kiev: Biden Plays Himself in Skit leaving Putin Laughing his Arse off!

Chicken Kiev – (satireworld.com) The Obama regime’s traveling comic review arrived in Kiev over the weekend in the form of VP Joe Biden and his stand up comedy act in an effort to cheer up morose Ukrainians.

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Obama denies involvement in gay Hollywood “Bugger-Bugger” pool parties; Claims he never learned to snorkel!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The Obama White House took the offensive today even as the widening investigation into Hollywood gay pedophile activity expanded with threats to name even more names in what is being called “Bugger-Gate’ and threatens even the highest political offices in the land.

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

America 2014…No wonder kids stay out of sight playing on their iPads and smart phones!

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Chelsea Clinton Baby Drama! Baby Daddy Confusion For 2016!

New York City – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton was beaming on the red carpet Thursday night, just hours after sharing with the world the happy news that she and Marc Mezvinsky are expecting their first child. The 34-year-old revealed she was pregnant Thursday afternoon to reporters who couldn’t wait tp swoon over a positive angle on […]

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MSNBC Announces Date for Sixth Annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day”

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The MSNBC broadcast network has announced that Friday, May 2nd, will be their sixth annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day.” Network employee Chris “Tingles” Matthews said “While many companies hold a “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” or “Take Your Child to Work […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Hope you get the message!

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Russia To Annex Earth’s Moon

Moscow – Russian Space Agency Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced on Friday that the nation plans to carve out an area of operations on the moon citing, “We saw the moon first and it belongs to us!”

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Hair of the Dog: The Dyson Animal Vac Chokes and Dies Again!

Pawleys Island, SC From the Daily Diary of Scamp Dear Diary, April 20, 2014 Shhhhhh! Don’t make any noise, my human person is having a melt down! Yup…it was vacuum day yet again and my day to make myself scarce as ‘The Machine from Hell’ is pulled from it’s cage and loosed through out the […]

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Life Still Sucks But My Vacuum Doesn’t! The Day my Dyson Died!

Pawleys Island, SC from the Archives of 2011 Part 1 of 2 After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part […]

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Feds Back Down From Bundy Land Grab After Harry Reid-China Solar Connection Exposed

Via Infowars/ Paul Joseph Watson & Alex Jones The federal government backed down and ended their siege against Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy less than 24 hours after an Infowars exposé connecting the land grab to Harry Reid and a Chinese-backed solar farm went viral, becoming the biggest news story on the Internet.

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Agricultural Department Employee Becomes First Federal Employee Actually Fired Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) It finally happened. A federal employee was fired today becoming the first federal employee to be terminated since 2009. Even after the debacle of Obamacare and Sibelious. Even after IRS lies and deceit. Even after incompetence killed four US citizens in Benghazi. Even after billions of dollars were shoveled down empty […]

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Actress Kirsten Dunst Breaks From Hollywood Norm, Espouses Traditional Gender Roles

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Actress Kirsten Dunst apparently is one Hollywood actress that has the ability to express an opinion that is contrary to the non-traditional, liberal, feminist agenda of her industry. In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, Dunst said: “”I feel like the feminine has been a little undervalued. We all have to […]

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Democratic Women Turn To Having Dogs Rather Than Children

New York City – (satireworld.com) America’s next generation of youngsters could be four-legged and might howl at the moon if millions of Gen-X female democrats have their way and avoid childbirth.

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Lab-grown Vaginas Big Hit At Lesbian Caterers

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com) Lab grown artificial vaginas are a reality! Scientists in Tijuana Mexico have patented the process where replacement vaginas can be grown in a petri dish in about 3 weeks. American and Mexican doctors and scientists carried out implant surgery four times between June 2005 and October 2008, reports the Tijuana Medical […]

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Obama Orders U.S. Flags to Fly at Half Mast for One Month at Death of Illegal Alien Aunt

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) It is traditionally an honor reserved for former Presidents of the United States. It has also been used to memorialize tragedies such as 9/11, the Space Shuttle disasters, or the Oklahoma City Bombing. Now, the tradition of lowering the American Flag to half mast will be used to commemorate and remember […]

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How Can This Be? Well, It Just Happens To Be A Coincidence, Right?

Washington, DC By Don Fredrick Funny how things just happen to Obama and those around him. It’s almost like a ray of golden light beams down from Heaven and annoits the Messiah in its golden light…Yeah, but that’s just a coincidence, right?

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Celebrities Will Turn Out To Support Their Teams At 2014 World Cup

Brazil- The World Cup takes place in Brazil this June and will easily be the biggest sporting event of the year, dwarfing not only the NFL Super Bowl but soccer’s own Champions League final. Much like the Olympics its much more than just a sporting competition and mixes equal parts entertainment, festival and national pride […]

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Al Sharpton Was Paid FBI Mob Snitch! Microphone Hidden in Afro Wig While Speaking With NYC Mafia!

The White House – The Smoking Gun When friends and family members gathered recently at the White House for a private celebration of Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday, one of the invited partygoers was a former paid FBI Mafia informant.

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