Archive for July, 2014

POTUS Arrives at Martha’s Vineyard Massachusetts

Martha’s Vineyard MA – (satireworld.com) Residents, businessmen and tourists are awaiting with great trepidation the arrival of President Barrack Obama for his two week vacation here on the island. After all, all those scandals, low approval ratings and attending Democratic fundraising events around the country tire a lame duck President of the United States (POTUS) […]

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Sandra Fluke’s Extracurricular Activities Have Her Rolling in Campaign Cash

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) Sandra Fluke, the poster girl for free birth control, is running for a state senate seat in California and, suddenly, the “poor” college student is rolling in campaign funds. It has been revealed through California campaign finance reports that Fluke is her own campaign’s biggest contributor.

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SW ventures into Real Estate Development with a new Wrinkle: First Florida units occupied in ‘ Melanoma Retirement Village’ where all Investors have ‘skin in the game.”

Pahokee, Fl – (satireworld.com) The Wall Street Journal announced an exciting new expansion for Satire World, a juggernaut internet startup that now has so much cash on hand it announced it would enter the exciting world of real estate development devoted to the retirement life style.

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Disorientated John Kerry held for mental evaluation after docking yacht in Nantucket drunk and nude!

Nantuckett, MA – (satireworld.com) The Secretary of State, appearing dazed and confused after his fiasco in attempting to add the Nobel prize to the long list of bogus awards, was forcible restrained after he plowed his $7m ,76′ custom sloop into the dock while flying his mast at half staff!

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My Annual Rant Against the School System (Part Five; Fund Raising Activities)

Note: This is Part Five of “my two cents worth” about the education system in America. It is not a rant against teachers, but about the overwhelming bureaucracy and waste and stupidity that is the Public School System. I called this section “Fund Raising Activities.” It could also be called “Turning Your Children into the […]

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My Annual Rant Against the School System (Part Four; Me and Education)

USA – (satireworld.com) Note: This is Part Four of “my two cents worth” about the education system in America. It is not a rant against teachers, but about the overwhelming bureaucracy and waste and stupidity that is the Public School System.

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Obama Announces Plan to Take Two-and-a-Half Year Vacation

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama today revealed he has decided to embark on a two-and-a-half year long vacation, and return to his job one day before his second term expires – just to tie up any loose ends before leaving office.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #13

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Volunteers as Tribute for Any Obama Impeachment

New York City – (satireworld.com) As the “I” word starts to gain traction in the national media for President Obama, Chris Matthews broke down on air today and offered himself up as tribute as a preemptive hit against any possible future impeachment attempts toward the President.

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Obama’s New Common Corpse Math calculates unemployment amongst Government Workers lowest in history at .01%: touts Obamanomics!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A rejuvenated Barack Obama jumped out on stage like a young James Brown in front of a mostly live audience in DC today to announce that “Thanks to ME, the economy is back, the world is Tranquil, the RESET worked, and John Kerry should win the Nobel Prize!” Shouts of ‘you […]

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My Annual Rant Against the School System (Part Three; Standardized Testing)

USA – (satireworld.com) Note: This is Part Three of “my two cents worth” about the education system in America. It is not a rant against teachers, but about the overwhelming bureaucracy and waste and stupidity that is the Public School System. I could just write the words worthless, stupid, and wasteful here and end this […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #12

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Chicago Mayor To Admit Illegal Alien Teens As Targets For Gangs In Street Shooting Relief Plan

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) Shortly after the Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy announced an 18-year-old black teen had been charged in the fatal shooting of 11-year-old Shamiya Adams, visiting Mayor Rahm Emanuel got a grilling from black teens on the South Side.

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My Annual Rant Against the School System (Part Two: Educating Illegal Aliens)

USA – (satireworld.com) Note: This is Part Two of “my two cents worth” about the education system in America. It is not a rant against teachers, but about the overwhelming bureaucracy and waste and stupidity that is the Public School System and the Department of Education.

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Boston Globe proves Massachusetts’ “Common-Wealth” just another Liberal Oxy-Moron!

Cape Cod,USA – (satireworld.com) During yet another lazy Sunday on Cape Cod with 70 degree temperatures and a glorious sea borne breeze, what better thing to do than sit on the porch and browse through the commonwealth’s newspaper of record, the Globe. What a way to ruin a day!

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Amid Obama Vacation Chaos in Martha’s Vineyard, A Bromance is Born

The Rich Part of MA – (satireworld.com) With all the craziness that accompanies a First Family vacation and all the prep work that goes into getting a place ready for America’s King and Queen, which drives the locals insane, something special has emerged to bring a smile to people everywhere.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……According to Nopes #11

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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My Annual Rant Against the School System (Part One; The Supply List)

USA – (satireworld.com) Okay, so it is late in July and the kids are getting ready to go back to school. The local Walmart and Kmart and Target and Office Depot and Office Max and Staples are all full of parents buying baskets full of school supplies from the lists given the stores by the […]

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Plastic Surgeons Now Offering Rent To Own Services

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) First, you could rent a house. Renting cars and moving vans were followed by rent-to-own furniture, electronics, or appliances. The next evolutionary steps were rent-to-own tires and rent to own home computers. The latest innovation in this fast growing industry are rent-to-own breast implants!

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Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Moscow – (satireworld.com) Russian President Putin has become bored with not having a worthy adversary on the foreign policy landscape due to President Obama’s lack of interest in world affairs. The Russian leader always welcomes a challenge and believes having a United States that at least pretends to care is in the world’s interest.

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Satire World Journalist detained at MA border over anti-Obama Bumper Stickers!

Mashpee, MA – (satireworld.com) A planned ocean side vacation for Philbert of Maryland (POM) was delayed yesterday when he was detained at the border crossing by immigration TSA authorities over provocative bumper stickers ridiculing the president.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……According to Nopes #10

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Prime Minister Netanyahu Goes Fundraising Amid Country in Turmoil

Tel Aviv – (satireworld.com) With his country deep in the midst of major crises and problems which demand his attention, including the current war with Hamas, Prime Minister Netanyahu headed out today for a quick cash-and-grab fundraising trip.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……according to Nopes! #9

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton Both Check Into Wealth Rehab Facility

Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com) Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you seek out professional help. Such is the case with two well-known people in recent weeks. Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton have both checked themselves into a Wealth Rehab clinic after years of denial about their vast monetary holdings.

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First New Mexico Endangered Bear Hunt Proves Successful

Gallop, NM – (satireworld.com) New Mexico’s game and fish commission issued a seven page report on the results of the opening day hunter’s tally from the controversial Giant Panda hunt in several of New Mexico’s wilderness areas.

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Kerry, Aides Undergo Anal Examination Before Meeting With Egyptian President

Cairo, Egypt – (satireworld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry flew to Tel Aviv from Cairo, where he met Tuesday with Egypt’s president and other high-level officials in an effort to broker a cease fire between Israel and Hamas fighters in Gaza.

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‘Water Cops’ to Catch Wasters in California on New Reality Show

Santa Cruz, CA – (satireworld.com) “Bad Buoys, Bad Buoys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?” You might recognize the theme song for the newest reality show to debut from California amidst their worst drought in years and ongoing, severe water restrictions.

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Mossberg’s .17 cal HHR voted most popular Jew in ‘Whack- a -Mole” Gaza shooting gallery!

Somewhere in the Gaza Strip – (satireworld.com) Israeli defense forces are singing the praises of yet another American Jew coming to the aid of the country in the fight for survival against Palestinian terrorists…and this one’s name is MOSSBERG!

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Zingers: Misc.

(satireworld.com)] Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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