Archive for August, 2014

Michael Sam Cut From Rams, Sales of Bar Soap Return to Pre-Draft Levels

St. Louis, MO – (satireworld.com) Several months ago, shortly after the NFL draft, sales of bar soap plummeted in this Midwestern city and experts were perplexed as to why there was a sharp drop off in sales.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #34

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Joining ISIS and Other Wish List Items From the Fort Hood Shooter

Fort Leavenworth, KS – (satireworld.com) That Islamic rascal and trendsetter for “workplace violence incidents”, Nidal Hasan, has sent a letter to the leaders of ISIS asking for permission to join their group. Sadly, his request has been denied due to his inability to inflict mass carnage on US citizens anymore due to his incarceration.

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Last Malaysian Air liiner lost after flying into EU wind farm over North Sea!

The North Sea – (satireworld.com) It appears that Bad Luck does indeed come in three’s with the announcement today that yet another Malaysian air liner disappeared off the screens of a Russian anti-aircraft launcher while over the North Sea on it’s way to Berlin.

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Obama Opens WH Phone Lines For Citizen’s ‘Give Me A Strategy’ Call In

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Satireworld reporter Walter Bucket grilled White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest over President Barack Obama’s admission that he still has “no strategy to combat ISIS,” asking why he’s “still raising campaign money, playing golf, going to fundraisers, and picking his ass when he’s acknowledging that he still doesn’t have a strategy […]

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Settled Science: Why the EU can’t suck enough!

London, UK – (satireworld.com) There was a stampede all through the UK as the EU moves closer to banning all vacuum cleaners with high wattage in order to insure that pollution is reduced in India and China and the channel tunnel doesn’t flood from a tsunami of Romanians.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #33

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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CARTOON OF THE DAY

(Satireworld.com) Yeah, this one will get Obama’s attention !

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Due to Drought, Californians Turn to ALS Dirt Bucket Challenge

San Mateo, CA – (satireworld.com) Due to the ongoing drought throughout California and the expensive commodity that water, frozen or not, has become, residents are having to make drastic changes to their fundraising efforts for horrible diseases.

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Who is Antonio West ?

Brunswick, Georgia – (satireworld.com) Hello. Don’t recognize me? That’s OK, I understand.

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President Obama Fails Audiology Test, Proves He Really is Tone Deaf

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) The results are in and it appears there is good reason why President Obama rejects advice from his staff and criticism from the general public.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #32

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Church Lobby Looted While Sharpton Speaks at Brown Memorial Service

St Louis, MO – (satireworld.com) Mourners packed the Friendly Temple Missionary Baptist Church today to say farewell to Michael Brown, the unarmed man shot to death during an altercation with a white cop several weeks ago.

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President Obama Winds Up Observance Of “Golfadan”

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama is wrapping up his personal two-week long observance of his highest, holiest holiday – Golfadan. The holiday is a knock-off of the Islamic holiday, Ramadan, a sacred holiday in the Muslim world that is observed every year.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #31

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Earthquake Shakes California – Obama Blames it on…’The Bush’s Fault Line”

Napa, CA- (SatireWorld.com) A 6.1 earthquake rattled San Francisco and neighboring towns this morning with shock waves being felt as far north as Oregon. No major damages have been reported and injuries were confined to a few heart attacks from some elderly citizens.

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“Crack” Female Battalion of Kurdish Fighters terrify and Rout ISIS Terrorists in major set back !

Kurdistan, Kurdistan- (satireworld.com) Kurdistan President Masoud Barzani announced a major victory against ISIS with the news that his recently formed, highly trained strike force of ferocious females had struck fear into the heart of the terrorists.

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Obama dispatches Holder and Huma to Vermont after Bacon sign at breakfast joint infuriates lone ISIS tourist!

Winoowski,VT – (satireworld.com) Forget Ferguson…Winoowski, VT is the next hot bed of racial and religious intolerance requiring White House intervention after a popular local breakfast restaurant became the target of the lone Muslim in town who said “she was just passing through the state after walking across the border from Canada on her way to […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #30

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Obama meets with Muslim Brotherhood; Vows to play more golf with Muslims next time he vacations!

On the golf course with Barry – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama admitted that the optics of playing golf exclusively with black partners while on vacation as ISIS continues it’s murderous rampage is ‘sending the wrong image’ as he tries to ‘reach out ‘ with understanding to appease the Muslim World.

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Lost Japanese Tsunami Survivor Found Floating In Pacific Ocean Debris Heading To US

Hawaiian Islands-(SatireWorld.com) A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field originating from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan. A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt.

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Vanilla Ice Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: “ISIS, ISIS BABY”

Miami – (satireworld.com) Robert Van Winkle, AKA Vanilla Ice, is back to bank a little coin to further build his home remodeling company, as well as light up the overseas music charts with a remake of his hit single from the 1990’s.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #29

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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A US Marine Vet Says…’Isis Come and Get It!’

(satireworld.com) Some guys have a way with words and can express themselves easily. Others simply hold it in until an act of such wanton savagery causes them to speak out and protest. With ex-marine Nick Powers he sums it up really well and gets right to the point about Isis and their claims of bloodying […]

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President Obama Vows Revenge For ISIS Beheading, Says He Will Not Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey This Year

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) As the world reels from the shock of seeing James Foley’s execution at the hands of barbaric ISIS militants, President Obama came out swinging today, promising strong retaliation and sending a message to the Middle Eastern savages.

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Eric Holder Begins New Operation in Ferguson, ‘Fast and Furious 2: Rush to Judgment’

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) Our activist Attorney General has arrived in Ferguson to kick off his next controversial program. His plan is to bend the legal system any way necessary to secure a conviction for the police officer who shot and killed Mike Brown. Facts in the case will simply be considered collateral damage.

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Russia Enraged Over Soviet-era Monument Decorations

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Russian officials and Vladimir Putin are enraged over Bulgarians ‘vandalizing’ Soviet-era monuments to look like superheroes and other Western characters.

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‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ Really Just Legalized Summertime Waterboarding

Across America – (satireworld.com) The country has entered the big chill as the “Ice Bucket Challenge”, or the IBC, is sweeping social media. The “challenge” consists of people having large buckets of ice water poured over them to prove they care about ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Disease) more than you do, or something.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #28

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Conspiracy Theory Nuts Come Out Of Woodwork At Latest Political Discovery

Conspiracy Theory followers are flocking to the Atlanta headquarters of the Center for Disease Control to get more information on the latest CDC announcement. When the CDC confirmed findings that everyone who voted against Abraham Lincoln in the 1864 Presidential race is dead, conspiracy nuts and race baiters (such as Al Sharpton) all came out […]

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