Archive for September, 2014

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #55

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ISIS Fighter Dies, Receives Only One Virgin, Demands Allah Allow Do-Over

Somewhere between Earth and Hell – (satireworld.com) A recently departed ISIS militant, who died bravely while slaughtering innocent women and children in the name of Allah, has filed a formal complaint with said god after entering another dimension and finding out he was only entitled to ONE virgin for all of eternity.

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New Clinton Baby Already Bossing People Around, Whining Like a Liberal

New York City – (satireworld.com) Just days after entering the world, the latest addition to the Clinton clan is showing attributes the former first family adores. Charlotte Clinton, third in line for the Clinton crown, has apparently learned the classic traits of crying when she doesn’t get her way, screaming when she wants something, and […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #54

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Chelsea Has A Baby….Grandpa Bill Passes Out Cigars….No One Lights Them Up!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton- Mezvinsky, aka Thunder thighs-in-Waiting, delivered a 12lb baby girl named Charlotte in a hospitalized drama setting that had more people milling about than a two hour televised mini-series filmed in Tokyo.

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Queen Michelle Tells Students to Fix School Lunch Program if They Don’t Like It

Chicago – (satireworld.com) During a recent interview on “Channel One,” the news and current affairs programming playing in classrooms across the country, Queen of the United States, Michelle Obama, told students that, “Change is hard. It tastes like crap and it’s not filling. In fact, change can many times taste like an inedible sawdust and […]

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Hillary cements claim to Presidency: Reveals Chelsea was surrogate for Illegal Immigrant!

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton made sure there would be no impediment in her relentless march to the White House by claiming Chelsea unselfishly carried the child of an illegal immigrant to wrap up the last ‘loose end’ standing in her way for a unanimous vote at the Democrat National Convention to […]

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Brown Energy Breakthrough Reported

Beltsville MD – (satireworld.com) The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) Farm Animal Research Center, the US Department of Energy USDOE), various US industrial chemical companies, biotech research firms and ranchers throughout the USA have cooperated to develop biological fuels from livestock, farm animal and cattle feed lot waste. The Biotech Products LLC Lead Engineer on […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #53

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US Navy’s First Fully Submergable Aircraft Carrier Completes Atlantic Sea Trials

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) The nuclear-powered USS Grover Cleveland recently left the shipyards at Portsmouth and completed an exhaustive four month series of naval sea trials in the North Atlantic Ocean. The Cleveland, which is as long as the Empire State Building is tall, completed the submerged portion of the trials where the aircraft carrier […]

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MA Gov Deval Patrick says “Spousal Rape only Illegal in CA and the NFL “after firing heads of Dept for putting his Brother In Law on the convicted sexual offender list!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Democratic sponsors of the ‘Republican War on Women’ looked the other way after the story of Patrick’s latest scandal hit the Boston Herald this morning, while the Boston Glob (sic) remained mum!

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DOD spokesman says lap dances at Mashpee club for missing Afghans were part of approved taxpayer expense for ‘joint exercises!”

Mashpee, MA – (satireworld.com) The Department of Defense (oxymoron) kept digging their foxhole deeper today shortly after describing the missing Afghan soldiers (who had been seriously vetted by Counter Intelligence and the Afghan Military) as being ‘totally harmless and perfectly safe) were found trying to cross illegally into Canada after spending Friday evening in a […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

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Obama Fails to Sell Public on ISIL, Searches For New Acronyms

Washington D. C. – (satireworld.com) After months of trying to get the public to refer to the terrorist group in the Middle East as ISIL, for political reasons, most Americans continue to refer to the group as ISIS. Frustrated, the President and his aides are working feverishly to come up with a new acronym they […]

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Jersey shore middle schooler suspended for selling Taylor Ham Sandwiches to starving classmates!

Allenhurst, NJ – (satireworld,.com) An enterprising 8th grade student from Allenhurst, NJ made the news this week after being suspended from Oakhurst Grammar School for trying to help out a few of his friends that were starving thanks to Michelle Obama’s Draconian school lunch mandate.

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The Hillary Letters: Long Term Correspondence With An Avowed Communist

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) If radical-leftist ex-community organizer Barack Obama is Chicago’s favorite son, then Chicago-born Hillary Clinton must be the favorite daughter of the windy city’s most socialist elite.

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Two Morons Detained Trying to Break Into White House in Separate Incidents

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) In back-to-back incidents this week, two idiots tried to gain entrance to the White House before being detained by Secret Service agents. One perpetrator was released soon after the misunderstanding. The breach of security has illuminated vulnerabilities in the security systems surrounding the White House and its grounds.

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ISIS Cleric Says Jihadist Will Receive 144 Virgins If Killed By US Forces In Rare Two-For-One Giveaway

Sudan, Africa – (satireworld.com) Recently, one of the ISIL muftis in Sudan, has tried to induce Sudanese youth to join terrorist groups in Iraq and Syria.

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White House Caught in Lie as Pentagon Issues Freedom Sneakers To Circumvent ‘Boots on Ground’ Ban

Fort Bragg, NC – (satireworld.com) US paratroops in formation ran by during an early morning training stint. The only thing missing was the unmistakeable sound of boot leather slapping against the pavement as the waves of troops slipped by un-noticed. The Pentagon’s new Freedom Sneaker is doing more than keeping troop running quieter, it’s also […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #51

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US Troops Now Fighting The Ebola Virus In Liberia

Monrovia, Liberia – (satireworld.com) A second deployment of United States troops arrived in Liberia on Sunday as part of a planned mission of 3,000 soldiers helping Liberian health services battle the Ebola outbreak that has killed over 50% of those it strikes. The fever it unleashes can kill victims within days, causing severe muscle pain, […]

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Obamacare Architect Emanuel Wants You Dead by Age 75

Washington D. C. – (satireworld.com) Über liberal and one of the architects of Obamacare, Ezekiel Emanuel, has decided to die at the age of 75 if he lives that long. His reason? Life isn’t really worth living beyond that age and you are starting to become a drag on society by that age as well. […]

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Is White House Fence Jumper Subject To Amnesty Too?

The White House – (satireworld.com) Several days ago a man jumped the fence surrounding the White House and made his way into the President’s home by opening an unlocked door. Now petitioners from around the country have petioned the White House webite with requests for anmnesty.

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FBI Apprehends Billy The Kid

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) FBI agents, on a tip from First Lady Michelle Obama, raided a Victorian townhouse in Foggy Bottom about two miles from the White House. The townhouse was being used by the Apple Cookie Gang LLC to distribute food not in accordance with Michelle’s “Let’s Move” program. This program mandates healthy eating […]

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Barefoot Jersey man causes commuter flight return to Newark after starting riot whilst trimming his nails and picking his toes over Poughkeepsie!

Newark,NJ – (satireworld.com) A twin engine commuter flight from Newark to Albany was forced to turn back after a mid air incident when passengers were revolted after Jersey resident Anthony “Big Tony” Manicotti stretched his feet over the passenger seat in front of him and began trimming his ingrown toe nails and sponging his toe […]

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Obama & Kerry tout ISIS coalition; can’t name one member!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The inept White House amateurs complete incompetence was on display this week as both the President and and Secretary of State made the rounds touting their ‘strategy’ to combat the threat and actions of the ‘non muslim’ terrorist group rampaging through the Mid East amidst signs they were walking through the […]

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Apple Unveils New iAnkle Bracelet For House Arrest Prisoners

Cupertino, CA – (satireworld.com) On the heels of their recent announcement that the Apple Watch is just months away from becoming a reality, tech giant Apple unveiled their latest innovative product line – the iAnkle Bracelet! After years of research, it was determined there was a niche for a cool, hip ankle bracelet that addresses […]

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Heightened security in White House as personal invitation from AbuL Bakr al-Baghdadi found on Obama’s pillow!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) According to a source close to the president’s security detail the hand written invitation claimed that Barack’s approach to combat ISIS…was ‘stupid’ and proposed a ‘head to head ‘ meeting in DC claiming that “you’re much to busy to come to any of our conquered countries, and quite frankly Barry, I’d […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #50

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SatireWorld Exclusive: ‘An Interview With the Elusive ISIS Leader Caliph al-Baghdadi’

Tikrit, Iraq – (satireworld.com) As the leader of the world’s most feared and brutal terrorist organization ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi emerged from hiding hoping to strike fear into his western opponents by wearing all black and forcefully commanding all those devoted to Islam globally to bend to his will by acknowledging him as their supreme […]

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