Archive for November, 2014

Mall Santa Fired At Prestigious South Carolina Mall For Being ‘Too Friendly’ With Moms

Dingleberry, SC – (satireworld.com) At the Dingleberry Regional Mall there was a bit of excitement during the first official day of the holiday shopping season-Black Friday, when mall officials fired Captain America, who has played Santa Claus for 5 prior years, while dozens of orphans waited in line to tell him their Christmas wishes.

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Republican Leaders Use S&M Terms to Make Amnesty Appealing to Base

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) In an interview with Spanish-language TV network Univision, former presidential contender Mitt Romney suggested Republicans ‘swallow hard’ to deal with the amnesty issue, even as President Obama has ‘thrown a stick in our eye,’ forcing the party to ‘bite the big one’ and figure out a solution to the problem.

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Why Millenials Are Too Stupid To Fight Back

Georgetown, DC – (satireworld.com) via Brietbart/Kristin Tate Oliver Friedfeld, a senior at Georgetown University (GU) and his roommate were recently mugged at gun point…but Friedfeld says he deserved it because of his “white privilege.”

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #92

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Rosetta Stone Publishes New CD Set on How to Speak “Michael Brown Case”

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) In light of the tension amongst cable news pundits analyzing the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, and just in time for your Christmas wish list, Rosetta Stone has just released its latest set of CD’s to help average Americans learn to speak correctly when referring to the case involving Michael […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #91

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025…. ‘The National Day of Substantial Regret’

Twin Forks, PA – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

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Angry Ferguson Thug Poets Vow to ‘Rage Against the Dying of the Light’

FERGUSON, MO – (satireworld.com) Hundreds of pissed off poets from Ferguson will be taking to the streets of this plagued Missouri town to voice their displeasure with the jury’s decision in the Michael Brown case but, more importantly, they are using the unrest to make a point about their place in society.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #90

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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The Dog Ate My Homework

First Lady Michelle Obama The White House Washington DC Dear Michelle: My name is Lucy Jones and I am 12 years old attending George Patton Middle school. Recently I was reprimanded by Mrs. Willis my mathematics teacher for not handing in my homework. I told her the dog ate it and she sent me to […]

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Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

LOS ANGELES, CA – (satireworld.com) All across the country, exasperated illegal immigrants have decided en masse to self-deport themselves in light of the political burden they realize they have become for both political parties. The movement has no single leader and many decided to leave on their own, not realizing until now what a hassle […]

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Captain America denies he’s about to fill Chuck Hagel’s boots

Sand Hog, SC – (satireworld.com) “You mean as in ‘cement overshoes?” Cap America mused today as news spread he was toying with some classic Kennedy Klan cold war solutions to a nasty KGB mess blighting the White House.

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Obama Signs Bill He Didn’t Read, Mistakenly Vows to Euthanize All Illegals

LAS VEGAS – (satireworld.com) What was supposed to be a jubilant occasion for thousands of illegal immigrants attending a rally with President Obama on Friday, turned to horror as word spread that Mr. Obama had mistakenly just signed a bill into law that immediately imposed euthanasia on any and all people in the country illegally. […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #89

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Kim Kardashian Promises To Show Her Ass At Furguson Rally To Soothe Frayed Nerves

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) What better way to show folks your support for injustice than to take a few moments and parade your ass around town. If you’re Kim Kardashian the beleagured town of Furguson, Missouri is just the place to give a one-person booty parade.

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Ferguson New Top Vacation Spot for Race Baiters, Haters, and Racists

FERGUSON, MO – (satireworld,com) Thanks to the Rev. Al Sharpton, Ferguson is now the number one hotspot in the nation for a race-baiting racist and his/her family to spend their vacation time participating in a riot, learning how to make a Molotov cocktail, or experience how to properly loot a store firsthand.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #88

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Calling Obama’s Bluff, Americans Flood Into Mexico

LAREDO, TX – (satireworld.com) Trying to head off and counteract President Obama’s plan to grant amnesty to millions of illegal aliens in America, many citizens are streaming across the southern border into Mexico by the tens of thousands. Of course, because the mainstream media wants to protect the President, they’re not covering the story which […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #87

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Inuit woman claims she was never sexually abused by Bill Cosby!

Eagle Pass, Alaska – (satireworld.com) It took over two weeks, but the main stream media finally located a woman who not only denied ever hearing of Bill Cosby, but vehemently denies being abused by the famous comedian.

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Michelle Now Wants Her Own Crown Jewels

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is upset at the Federal Government and believes that they have been holding out on her and her husband. After the blanket amnesty degree yesterday, she screamed at reporters “We been in office over six years now and ain’t nobody give us the crown jewels yet! Do […]

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The New Obama Power Structure in Washington

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With President Obama announcing his amnesty program this week, and by doing so promoting himself to Emperor status, here is a look at the new structure of government in the Estados Unidos de America. Obviously, Michelle becomes Empress, a mere change in title since she’s been playing the role for the […]

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Miami Marlins Use Obamacare Math to Sign Player to $325M Contract

MIAMI – (satireworld.com) The Miami Marlins have decided it’s smart to pay ONE player a record $325 million for the next 13 seasons. Wow. Let that sink in for a moment. Giancarlo Stanton will make approximately $25 million a season and that breaks down to around $154 thousand a game.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #86

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Today’s say-it-all photo for those blue-staters who can’t read.

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Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

CORCORAN, CA – (satireworld.com) In case you haven’t heard, Charles Manson is about to get married. That’s right, single ladies, if you liked him then you should’ve put a ring on it.  Now, all the Monday morning quarterbacking starts on ‘what could have been’ for millions of single gals around the world.

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Michelle Obama Begins Campaign to Ruin “Unhealthy” Thanksgiving

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (satireworld.com) As school children across the country moan, groan, and post pictures online of meager school lunch portions that leave them feeling hungry every day, First Lady Michelle Obama has decided to aim her sights a little higher – ruining Thanksgiving Day.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #85

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Barack Obama: The Short-Term Memory President

BRISBANE, AU – (satireworld.com) While still on his Asian capitulation tour, President Obama was asked about the Jonathan Gruber PR mess as it relates to Obamacare. The President once again said this morning that he had just been briefed on the issue today. “Just found out about this today” should have been the slogan for […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #84

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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