Archive for December, 2014

Another Crocodile Attack In Kenya Destroys Entire Village. Body Count Exceeds 50

Bwanna, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com) Kenyan game preserve officers tracked down and killed a 45 foot long crocodile today after it was seen leaving a village shortly after it decimated the most of the inhabitants. The massacre occurred during an evening celebration.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #112

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Hillary Tops Gallup’s ‘Most Admired Woman In the World’ Among Dumbasses

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) In a Gallup poll of mostly MSNBC employees, Hillary Clinton was voted “Most Admired Woman in the World” and President Obama was voted “Most Admired Man in the World.” In an example of how screwed up the poll was, Gallup said Barack Obama was voted “Most Admired Man in the […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #111

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Online Magazine Voted ‘Most Awful’ For The Second Year In A Row

Portsmouth, UK – (satireworld.com) For the second year in a row, Viral Magazine has voted a UK online publication Cafe Spike ‘the worst piece of trash since the ‘Lady Godiva Chronicles’ a similar online magazine from Canada which won the ‘most bizarre’ prize in 2010.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #110

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Ebenezer Screech’s ‘Saved By The Bell’ Curse Continues, Busted For Knife Fight

PORT WASHINGTON, WI – (satireworld.com) After Screech was arrested for carrying a switchblade, and being involved in a fight at a bar last night, he drifted off to sleep in his cell at the county jail. He was soon visited by three ghosts.

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Cause of North Korean Internet Outage Discovered

Pyongyang DPRK – (satireworld.com) The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) powerful National Defense Commission, the country’s top governing body led by Kim Jong Un, accused the US of causing the intermittent outages of North Korea’s Internet websites.

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Once Mothballed US Battleships New Jersey, North Carolina, Iowa, and Missouri Sail Once Again Toward North Korea

Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean – (satireworld.com) In a scene reminiscent of a WWII era news reel, four of America’s remaining battlewagons steamed across the Pacific Ocean on their way to combat stations off the shores of Communist North Korea in response to alleged hacking charges levied against the regime of Kim Song-Un.

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Christmas Gaming Hack Attack Forces Families to Interact Against Their Will

SAN FRANCISCO – (satireworld.com) Another hack attack took place on Christmas day, this one involving gaming platforms Xbox and Sony’s Playstation. The unfortunate hack meant gamers nationwide could not play with their games for hours on end, allowing them to ignore relatives and family members who were visiting for the holidays.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #109

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Boy Who Received Real Victoria Secret Model For Christmas Upset Over Where To Place The Batteries

Buffalo, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Kevin Bey seems the normal 15 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories that give his sister laughs. Most would say he was just a normal kid with a big imagination. He certainly had enough friends to keep him company and play sports with. But that […]

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North Korea’s Kim Song-Un ‘Unfriends’ Obama Over Internet Troubles

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First, it was the Sony Studios hacking and subsequent furor over North Korean’s part in damages to an American business enterprise. Second, it was the mysterious denial of service blackout that stalled all 12 of North Korea’s Commodore 1 desk tops last week. This week the North has vowed to retaliate […]

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NYC’s de Blasio May Be Recalled Under Mayoral ‘Lemon Law’

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Sometimes in the political world, voters shit a brick. Well, pretty often actually. Such was the case when New Yorkers voted in a communist mayor to replace Napoleon Bloomberg. Fortunately, in such cases, voters are allowed a do-over if the winner of a contest proves in a short period of […]

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Black Man Beaten By White Cop in Broad Daylight in NYC

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Reginald Douglas was soundly beaten in broad daylight by a police officer in New York City today. The beating was captured on video by numerous bystanders who did nothing to help the hapless man. Officer Brad Simpson administered the beating while his partner looked on. No backup was needed for […]

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Addicted to Executive Actions, Obama Binges on Vacation in Hawaiii

HAWAIII  – (satireworld.com) Stumbling along a beach, drunk on power, President Obama continued his fast and furious pace of issuing executive orders, even while on vacation. “There’s no time to waste,” the President said, “If I want to cram in everything I want to change these last two years, I have to get things done […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #108

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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North Korea’s Internet Down, Country’s Lone Dial-Up Modem Offline

PYONGYANG – (satireworld.com) North Korea has plunged into a state of emergency tonight as the country’s only dial-up modem is acting up, disrupting all technology and communications in the little communist country. A few pagers were working sporadically, allowing small pockets of communication to take place.

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Strange Happenings Reported in North Korea

Pyongyang NK – (satireword.com) The FBI has accused North Korea (NK) of hacking Sony Pictures Inc computers, stealing executive emails and making physical threats against Sony and other US organizations that would show the film “The Interview.” This black comedy film is about the assassination of Kim Jong Un, NK’s Supreme Leader. President Obama has […]

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North Korea Quashes Free Speech, Liberals Stand By

Once it became clear that Sony had been intimidated into withdrawing “The Interview” because it offended North Korea, one satirist stood up to make his own film, but liberals have been shy to support it. Liberals claim to support free speech, liberty and all things apple pie, but liberal bastions like Fark and Reddit have […]

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Planning Christmas Dinner…..

Las Cruces, NM – (SatireWorld.com) Every year, millions of Americans go “over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house” for Thanksgiving or Christmas Dinner. Many, however, must stay home and cook the dinner themselves for the first time. This may be because finances do not permit them to travel, gas prices and airline […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #107

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama’s $847 Billion Stimulus Spending Spree

Annandale VA: (satireworld.com) A number of Satire World (SW) writers were sitting in a 5 Guys Burgers and Fries restaurant eating double cheese Jalapeño burgers, drinking beer from brown paper bags and talking politics. Present were that darn Evil Williams (EW) guy, the historical nut, Philbert of Macadamia (PoM), J-man, Bargis Tryhol, and Captain America […]

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North Korea, Rodman to Make Motion Picture About Obama for Revenge

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – (satireworld.com) Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-Un, angry about the movie “The Interview,” has announced plans that his country will produce an action adventure film based on true events that will not portray President Obama and other high ranking officials in a positive light. The film will be made using a 1998 […]

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The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face”

The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face” (A Spike Jones Classic) (satireworld.com) Verse One (sung by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz)

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Texas Plumber’s Old Truck Being Used For Warfare by ISIS

TEXAS CITY, TX – (satireworld.com) The owner of Mark-1 Plumbing was surprised when he was alerted to a picture on Twitter showing Islamic Jihadists using one of his old trucks to wage warfare on its opponents in the Middle East. Mark Oberholtzer said he didn’t understand how his old truck ended up in Syria or […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #106

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Black Power by Fred Reed

Black Power A Done Deal Fred Reed As I write America waits, again, to see whether blacks will riot, this time in Ferguson. Will they loot, burn, kill, and rape? The usual? The police in Ferguson prepare to protect stores from looters, as rioters seem to regard their insurrections as shopping opportunities. Will it come, […]

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Kim Jong Un Vows to Fight Obesity in North Korea: Turns Down 240M Happy Meals from UN!

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korea’s new reverend leader, Kim Jong Un, appeared in Pyongyang Square in honor of Kim Il Sun’s (RIP) 100th birthday and took the opportunity to opine as he looked at things from his own perspective while reviewing all 1.2M men and women in the standing army as they goose […]

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Sent To His Room Without Supper

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a pre-emptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to […]

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