Archive for March, 2015

Secret Documents Reveal…Adolph Hitler was Often Pranked By Staffers

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen secret Nazi documents dating from the Hitler era, disclosed an intelligence bonanza many allied intelligence services had overlooked for more than 65 years….Adolph Hitler was color blind and a real bad sport about practical jokes.

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Obama Implores Those Attending Speech in Boston to be More Like Ted Kennedy

BOSTON – (satireworld.com In a speech Monday at the Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the U.S. Senate, President Obama asked the audience to imagine what a wonderful world it would be if we could all just learn to be more like Uncle Ted. He went on to espouse the wonderful qualities of the late senator, […]

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Condo Demands DNA Samples From Occupants

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) A newly constructed condominium complex in the southeastern part of the city is requiring all occupants moving into the buildings to provide a DNA sample. The intent is to crack down on tenants with teenagers who Crap (fouling the footpath) on the property in the wee hours of the morning as a […]

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Harry Reid admits he preferred a sharp stick in the eye rather than obscurity after 2016 elections!

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Five term Nevada Senate demagogue “Dirty”Harry Reid finally fessed up to poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick rather then face the possibility of enduring humiliation and possible criminal prosecution after decades of self dealing, corruption, nepotism and blackmail should the GOP win in 2016 and return the […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #158

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USA and Iran Nuclear Deal Close

Geneva Switzerland – (satireworld.com) The preliminary framework talks concerning a deal to stop Iran from developing a nuclear weapon appear to have made a significant breakthrough according to US Secretary of State John Kerry. Mr. Kerry said that he believes the March 31, 2015 deadline will be met otherwise President Obama will unilaterally move the […]

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The Last Environmentalist Has left the Planet by 2025

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) recently announced that a fragment of a comet would be landing in Maryland, near the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay. The inner core of this asteroid was made of tons and tons of frozen Dinosaur poop, e.g. “Crapsicle” and is headed for planet Earth. […]

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Democrats Pull Sick Prank On Nation With Reid Retirement Announcement

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) America is on wobbly legs these days. If we’re not being hit with the realization that our president is appeasing our enemies by trying to give them nukes, then we’re being told the next best hope for president is a woman who can’t be trusted to save an email. Or maybe […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #157

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Hearing Impaired Group Protest Easter Bunny Consumption Law

Lavonia, MI – (satireworld.com) Laws in some states requiring chocolate Easter bunnies to be eaten ears first are being protested by several deaf and hard of hearing groups. They find these rules to be discriminatory and feel that they demean the very real disabilities of those with hearing loss.

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Police Crack Easter Bunny Murder

Spokane, WA – (satireworld.com) Sarah Eostre was a normal teenage girl of 17 from outward appearances. Her room at home had scores of frilly dolls, the usual posters on the wall, piles of school books, and an open and marked copy of ‘Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse’ a novel by Robert Rankin. Also in […]

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US-Iran Nuke Deal Sealed With Firm ‘Pinkie-Promise’

Lucerne, Switzerland – (satireworld.com) After weeks of give and take, with Iran getting most of the take, the historic Iran-US nuclear deal seems to be coming to and end with Iran getting about 90% of what they wanted and the US getting just getting a deal, any deal, with lingering hopes to give some type […]

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Michigan Woman Wrongly Convicted For Firing Weapon Into McDonald’s, Because Bacon Left Off Sandwich

GRAND RAPIDS, MI – (satireworld.com) A local woman was wrongly found guilty today of firing a shot into the drive-thru window of a McDonald’s on February 10, 2015. We say wrongly convicted because the woman, “Shaneka,” only fired the weapon into the store at head level after the McDonald’s workers failed to put bacon on […]

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Maryland Environmental Groups to be Impacted

Annapolis MD – (satireworld.com) The Maryland Legislature is currently in the process of wrapping up its 2015 session with many lobbyists and activists still at the Capital. An announcement was received from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) that a chunk of a comet could be landing in Maryland waters, near the mouth of […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #156

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Harf! Harf! What Is It Girl? Is Timmy Bergdahl Down The Well?

Via Breitbart News Harf! Harf! Harf! What’s that, girl?

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Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

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Starbucks Wants to Initiate a Conversation About Race

Seattle WA – (satireworld.com) Starbucks has asked people to have a conversation about race when in their stores. Starbuck’s upper management is hopeful this initiative will help lead to solutions to bring people in the USA together.

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Liberal Sally Kohn’s “Bowling For Abortion” Fundraiser a Gutter Ball

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Sally Kohn is in the contest of her lifetime. No, not the one where she’s trying to raise money for abortion clinics by bowling. We’re talking about the race between she and actress Lena Dunham to see who can be the most bizarre female in the country. But that’s a discussion […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #155

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Severe Earthquakes and Flooding Hit the State of Maryland

Annapolis MD – (satireworld.com) Republican Governor Larry Hogan and the Democratic controlled legislature met in an emergency Saturday session in response to three million phone calls from all over the state. These calls reported widespread, severe flooding conditions all across the state after a loud ruble of thunder was heard. The Maryland Emergency Management Agency […]

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Obamacare Celebrates 5th Birthday But Nobody Comes to Party

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The balloons, streamers, and cake are all ready at the White House as little Obamacare celebrates his first birthday today. Unfortunately, due to the way the youngster has behaved the last five years, only a few close family members attended the party. Nobody was more upset at the dismal turnout than […]

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Washington Redskins Football Franchise Leaving Washington DC

Olympia Washington – (satireworld.com) The heads of 30 federally recognized Indian tribes (Native Americans) that live in or off the 30 reservations located in Washington State held a meeting here in the Capital city. The subject was how to derive continued revenue to support scholarship and benefits to all Indian tribes residing in the state.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #154

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City Jurisdictions also Over Regulate Citizens Activities

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky – (satireworld.com) All over the USA average citizen’s activities are being both regulated and criminalized by elected and appointed members of Federal, State and City governments. There are examples of cities and towns trying to ban sugary soda and salt (food police incumbents); banning the use of leaf blowers due to noise […]

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Obama Blasts Republicans For Holding Loretta Lynch Hostage

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In his Saturday address to the nation, President Obama spoke angrily about how Republicans in the Senate were holding Loretta Lynch hostage. Lynch is the president’s pick to be outgoing Attorney Activist Eric Holder’s successor. Her confirmation has been delayed due to wrangling on other bills between Senate Democrats and Republicans.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #153

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Michelle Obama Wishes She Had Benefit of #DearMe Campaign During Youth

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Michelle Obama today released the video she made for the #DearMe campaign, The campaign is an attempt for older people to reach today’s youth by passing on words of wisdom gained through life experiences. The videos are shot as if the older person was speaking directly to their younger self.

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Funeral Held Today for Democratic Party

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Democratic Party suddenly passed away last evening after a six year illness of being dysfunctional, loss of economic sense, budget imbalance and reduced mental capacity. Democratic Party was 183 years old and had suffered through many political splits over the last 150 years finally evolving a progressive outlook in 1900, which continued […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #152

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