Archive for April, 2015

Obama Offers Slavery Reparations Plan After Spreading Riot Concerns

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a new plan presented to several civil rights organizations President Barack Obama has gone on record opposing offering cash reparations to the descendants of slaves, putting him at odds with some black groups, the Congressional Black Caucus, and other church and municipal leaders. Instead, the Administration has come up with […]

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Lib Actor Ben Affleck Slave Descendants Come Forward Demand Reparations

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) OPPS! This really is gonna hurt…………. Liberal Hollywood movie star and activist for the poor, Ben Affleck, has two additional slaveholding ancestors. S.L. Speisseger, who owned 3 slaves in Chatham County Georgia in 1840, according to 1840 U.S. Census, and Georgia A. Speissegger Cole, who owned 1 slave in 1863 and […]

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Reason For Baltimore Riots Revealed: No Blue Bell Ice Cream

BALTIMORE  – (satireworld.com) While everyone from TV reporters and pundits to city, state, and federal leaders are pointing fingers and assigning blame for who or what is responsible for the mayhem in Baltimore this week, one looter has finally spoken the truth. The reason for the riots according to a Baltimore homeboy hisself?

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9 out of 10 Looters Prefer Skittles, new poll shows!

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com) A new poll taken from the streets of a burned out Baltimore indicate that Skittles is still the choice of hundreds of looters as they rampage through the city under the guise of Equal justice leaving shop owners beaten, terrorized and burned out.

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Baltimore Mayor Requests North Korean Army To Restore Order To City

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com) Faced with another violent night of mob rule in Maryland’s largest city, Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake (D-MD) has officially asked North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to send a full division of crack PRNK troops to restore order in several cities. Cited as a cheaper way to advance the rule of law, […]

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FLOTUS Michelle Escapes From ESES

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) Michelle Obama went missing five days ago. President Barack Obama dispatched the FBI, NSA, CIA, BATFE, Secret Service and DHS to use their vast capabilities to find her. The 50 states, many foreign cities, Washington DC boutiques and the city’s fancy restaurants were all searched, […]

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Opens Inductee Nursing Home Next Door

CLEVELAND – (satireworld.com) A little known news item from the recent 2015 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies which saw musical legends like Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lou Reed, and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, to name a few, inducted into the Rock Hall, was the opening next door of the “Rock and Roll Hall […]

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Grudge Rematch….Empress Michelle vs. Queen Hillary

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) In 2008 Hillary Clinton ran against Barack Obama to be the Democratic Party’s candidate for president and lost. King Obama has reigned for almost seven years with his consort Empress Michelle Obama. However Queen Hillary desires to be the Democratic Party’s Presidential candidate in 2016. Hallelujah, King Obama cannot run […]

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Senate Leader McConnell Toys With Idea of Upholding Campaign Promise

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The sting is still hurting today from where Senate “Majority” “Leader” Mitch McConnell slapped conservatives across the face for the umpteenth time since assuming power following the November midterm elections. The latest betrayal came as Mr. McConnell allowed a vote, which he didn’t have to do, to confirm Loretta Lynch (Eric […]

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Kardasian empire gears up for next big thing: Transgender Realty Show as Bruce steps out of the locker room and in to the waxing salon!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Millions of voters “Ready for Hillary” were glued to their 58″ wide screen TVs as Bruce Jenner met Dianne Sawyer for the long awaited announcement that the former Olympic Decathlon star, father of 6, and Wheaties spokesman who is credited with creating the phrase heard all over school grounds: “Eat me […]

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Famous Olympic Gold Medalist To Sell His Penis On Online Bidding Site

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Promised as ‘only used three times and polished alot’ a fully functional male penis is to be auctioned off on a popular online bidding site starting the first of the month.

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Obama Administration’s Common Core Math Quiz Questions

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Department of Education (DOE) Secretary Arne Duncan, in his desire to create realistic mathematics questions for standardized Common Core testing, has come up with the following:

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MSNBC Hosts Think Race Hustling Should be Tax-Free Activity

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Less than a week after most everyday Americans were fretting over filing and/or paying their taxes on time, four hosts on the little-watched news channel MSNBC were revealed to be tax delinquents. It appears the hosts feel comfortable skipping paying their taxes, knowing the Obama Justice Department will never prosecute […]

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Hillary Claims The Bible is Book That Influenced Her Most, But Did It?

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) In an interview with Dianne Sawyer last summer, Hillary Clinton claimed that The Bible was the single most influential book of her life. Fearing Mrs. Clinton might have been pandering to her audience just for votes, we decided to delve a little deeper into this “Bible” she was referring to. […]

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Revealed! Marxist Radical Saul Alinsky Bounced Toddler Obama On His Knee and How He Ruined Hillary’s Blue Dress

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930’s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for […]

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Obama Has Climate Change Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With Earth Day approaching this week, President Obama is escalating his fear-mongering tactics about the damage Climate Change is doing to our planet. In fact, the President sent millions of his supporters into a panicked frenzy today by tweeting the ominous message: “This is the only planet we’ve got.” The shocking […]

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Strangers on the Florida Amtrak Auto Train

Sanford FL – (satireworld.com) Mrs. Philbert and I boarded the “Snowbird” Special (auto train) headed for Lawton VA, on the first leg of our trip back to Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky for the summer after spending the winter months in Florida. Normally we drive, but this year we spent some time at Walt Disney World which […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #168

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Chris Christie regains relevancy in NH after handing out Taylor Pork Roll Sandwiches!

Concord, NH – (satireworld.com) New Hampshire voters were left licking their lips after Presidential wannabe Governor Chris Christie whetted their appetite by introducing the crowd to a New Jersey staple, the tasty Taylor Ham Sandwich!

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Hillary Rethinking Presidential Run After Brushes With Everyday Americans

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) Meeting with campaign staffers in her Brooklyn headquarters following her latest disastrous trip to Iowa, Hillary Clinton called a “come to Jesus” meeting to discuss her political aspirations going forward. While the former First Lady still feels the Presidency should be bestowed upon her simply because it’s “her turn” and […]

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Hillary denies she bused in “Wal Martians ” for Iowa photo ops!

Benton, AR – (satireworld.com) According to “after action” reports Hillary left Iowa earlier than planned after attempts to show the former First Lady as ‘a regular old grandma” went horribly wrong leading to since scrubbed footage of Hillary deluged with Wal Mart shoppers previously seen world wide on U-Tube videos poking fun at outrageously dressed, […]

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New Proposed EPA Rule to Ban Condoms

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) had considered a nationwide ban on plastic supermarket bags or a five cent tax on them because the usual rabid environmental groups claim that these items clog east and west coast ocean inlets/bays, rivers and kill fish.

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Hillary Takes Sniper Fire Upon Arriving in Iowa

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Too busy investigating the hard news of Hillary Clinton’s road trip to Iowa, like who made her burrito bowl at the Chipotle in Ohio, reporters missed possibly the biggest story of her first pandering trip to the Hawkeye State. Upon arriving in Iowa and getting out of the Scooby Urban […]

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Hillary gives up in Iowa; crams into 3 seats in coach class to fly home to New Jersey!

Davenport, IA – (satireworld.com ) Saying “what difference does it make NOW” Hillary Clinton aborted her initial hokey kickoff to 2016 after a group of #Not Ready for Hillary activists pelted her entourage with Monica Lewinsky Bobble Head dolls at a War Against Women fund raiser at a Planned Parenthood Clinic next to a cemetery […]

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Sharpton’s “Loretta Lynch Hunger Strike” Latest Weight Loss Fad

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton, already thin from decades of running around to get in front of cameras, has started a new weight loss program for the hardcore racist. The Loretta Lynch Fast, as it’s being called, is the latest gimmick to be used by the race pimp to gain media attention for […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #167

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Hillary Road Trip Sparks Sales of Uncool Black Vans Among Democrat Voters

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA  – (satireworld.com) As the Hillary Clinton “Scooby” van hits the campaign trail in Iowa, easily swayed Democratic voters are flocking to car dealerships across the country in search of uncool, black vans similar to the one the former Secretary of State is cruising around in. Of course, none of the Democrats showing […]

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The Real Story Of Senator Harry Reid’s New Year’s Day Eye Injury

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Ever since Harry Reid’s New Year’s Day photo was plastered over the news media with his bruised face and heavily damaged eye, speculation as to what really happened has flooded the airwaves and new media. Reports of an exercising injury, a dust up with a drunken brother, and a mafia […]

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Monica Lewinski Announces Presidential Bid

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate […]

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A Day on Hillary’s Road Trip Across Iowa

Le Claire IA – (satireworld.com) According to an MSNBC reporter accompanying Hillary on her first campaign road trip across Iowa, the following events occurred. The presumptive Democratic presidential candidate is trying to lose the “Queen Hillary” image and show more of her human side.

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