Archive for June, 2015

Something Really Stinks in Washington These Days

The Supreme Court – (satireworld.com) With two, and possibly three, suspected homosexual judges sitting on the highest court in the land, how can issues related to homosexuality be morally judged by these biased jurists?

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White House Interns Scurry to Cover their Arse after Obama and Supremes make Buggery LAW OF THE LAND!

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Shortly after Obama ordered the White House to be bathed in the LGBT floodlights after the Supremes legalized sodomy and crimes against nature, fear and loathing lowered morals among young unpaid Ivy League male interns in the White House.

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Fake News Story About Gunman Killing 37 in Tunisia Confirmed by Obama

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) News reports, possibly from The Onion, circulated a story today about a tragedy in Tunisia involving a crazed gunman opening fire at a beach in that country and killing 37 innocent people on holiday before being shot dead by police. Reports stated that five of the dead were Britons.

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Confederate Flag Pleads Not Guilty in Charleston Church Shootings

CHARLESTON – (satireworld.com) Charged with the death of nine Americans here last week, the Confederate Flag was arraigned this morning and entered a plea of not guilty in the case. The Confederate Flag denied having thought of, inspired, or carried out the attack that killed nine in a church. The flag denied having pulled the […]

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Supreme Court Passes RobertsCare, Makes Shitty Healthcare Bill Law of Land

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The Supreme Court today passed the nation’s new healthcare law, RobertsCare, and the United States will now have to live with the consequences from here on out. Congress has failed the American people by tucking their tails between their legs when they had the chance to stop the law, but Chief […]

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NYC Mayor de Blasio Orders Last Confederate Flag Removed From City Office Building

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) New York City mayor Bill deBlasio ordered city workers to remove the last remaining Confederate Battle flag flying from a city office. The flag which has flown there for over 100 years was removed and placed in a brown paper bag for safekeeping.

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Scientific Breakthrough! White Liberals Finally Get it Right on Birth Control!

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) For decades, conservatives have tried to figure out a way to get liberals to stop procreating. Sure, the birth control pill has probably prevented millions of new liberals from being born who would have been had the pill not existed but, at some point, use of the pill was stopped […]

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DNA Doesn’t Lie!

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The House Committee looking into former Secretary of State (SOS) Hillary Clinton’s private email server found email correspondence dated July 15, 2012 from the DNA Investigative Research Corporation (DIRC). The document is as follows.

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Climate Change Pope Calls For Cap on Abortion Clinic Furnace Emissions

VATICAN CITY – (satireworld.com) Pope Francis, the world’s new leading expert on climate change and its causes, issued a 184-page encyclical this week outlining what changes must occur to save the planet from certain doom. Ironically, the Pope said the church has been barking up the wrong tree for centuries – trying to defeat evil […]

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EPA Mandates New Additive for Gasoline

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Administrator Gina McCarthy announced that commencing in the fall of 2015 US based oil refiners will be required to blend Obamium Oxide (ShO2) into all their gasoline products. The pungent aroma of ShO2 has been found to painlessly remove trans-fats from the human body, just by breathing. The […]

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Coming Out Of His Cave…Is HBO’s Bill Maher Really A Descendant of the Neanderthals?

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Mr. Smugness, a.k.a Bill Maher, long a staple for the weak-willed who regularly view his liberal platform disguised as an HBO show and are thankful for an uninterrupted hour to rub their crotches, has suddenly come ‘out of the cave’ and revealed his ancestors were homosexual Neanderthals, not heterosexual […]

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Republican Leadership Comes Out as “Transpolitical,” Self-Identify as Democrats

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Finally explaining their explainable actions in Congress since the midterm elections last November, House and Senate leaders announced today that they were “trans-political,” meaning they consider themselves to be a member of both political parties. The move was made after Speaker of the House, John Boehner, said he viewed being called […]

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All White Americans Suddenly Self-Identify as Black, Ending Racial Inequality Argument

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) In a triumphant sacrifice for the greater common good, all white Americans suddenly and collaboratively proclaimed that they now self-identify as black, ending the centuries old argument that they have been trying to keep black people down and view themselves as a superior race. The move was sparked by the superhuman […]

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Hillary Campaign Promise: “I’ll Only be Half as Disappointing as President Obama Has Been”

NEW HAMPSHIRE – (satireworld.com) In a soaring speech that brought her crowd of supporters to their feet, Hillary Clinton today made her most inspirational case for why she should be the next president of the United States. She tossed red meat to her base by promising that, if elected, she will only suck half as […]

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Satireworld Gives ‘Thumbs Up’ To Donald Trumps Wife!

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com) President Trump? It could be in our very near future, but the best part is we’ll have a very attractive first lady who speaks four languages and has forged a very successful career in the fashion industry as our First Lady. Furthermore, foreign leaders will clamor for state visits by […]

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Josh Earnest Says ‘White House Hasn’t Discounted Using Nukes To Combat ISIS’

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In the wake of a surprise announcement from the White House over the re-deployment of 450 US troops to Anbar Province in Iraq, Press Secretary Josh Earnest was quoted as saying the President has finally come up with a strategy to combat ISIS which includes using B-52 bombers and strategic nuclear […]

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Rachel Dolezal Resigns From NAACP, Applies at La Raza, CAIR

SPOKANE – (satireworld.com) Ethnically confused NAACP chapter president Rachel Dolezal resigned her position today amid the controversy over her not knowing which race she belongs to. Coincidentally, two other organizations revealed today that they have each received applications for positions of authority from someone with a similar name.

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Rachel Dolezal: “Money’s Too Tight to Mention – and it’s Racist Too”

SPOKANE – (satireworld.com) Ethnically challenged activist/professor, Rachel Dolezal, has now enlightened us all about how psychologically damaging our currency is to our national well-being since it is covered with pictures of old, white men. How non-whites have managed to survive these last two hundred years despite this affront to their senses is unclear. She doesn’t […]

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Hillary’s Amnesia During ‘Hillary Re-Loaded Part II’ Event in NYC

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) You can almost imagine music playing a tune that reminds a listener of ‘come out-come out-wherever you are’ as Hillary emerges from months in a rabbit hole of silence hoping voters will forget just how corrupt her campaign has been so far and how lying is almost a virtue. […]

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US House Passes TPA

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) In the finest tradition of Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), “you have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it,” the US House of Representatives passed the Transgender Penis Act (TPA).

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NAACP White Poser Admits Living Black Just to Win ESPN Courage Award

SPOKANE, WA – (satireworld.com) Rachel Dolezal, the woman who is a chapter president for the NAACP and who is white but living in her own mind as a black, doesn’t give two sh*ts what anybody thinks of her. She just wants her damn award from ESPN already!

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Al Sharpton: “I Know Rachel Dolezal Is Black!”

Spokane, WA – (satireworld.com) Almost the first to jump in and vouch for the blackness of the Spokane Washington NAACP’s chapter leader who’s been accused of faking blackness was black activist, police informer, and tax cheat Al Sharpton who showed his support for Rachael Dolezal, who in recent days was unveiled by family members as […]

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Head of Spokane NAACP Falsely Portrays Herself As Black

Spokane, WA — (satireworld.com) Controversy is swirling around one of the Spokane region’s most prominent civil rights activists, with family members saying the local leader of the NAACP has falsely portrayed herself as black for years, but in fact is as white as new fallen snow

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iOS-Hillary 2.0 Will be as Buggy as First Version

NEW YORK  – (satireworld.com) In an attempt to make everyone forget the last two months of missteps on the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton wants a do-over. She will “reset” her presidential run with ANOTHER announcement this weekend on Roosevelt Island. Seems funny that the woman with the greatest name recognition in the world of politics […]

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Blue Bell Says Its Found the Listeria Source That Closed Ice Cream Plant

Austin, TX – (satireworld.com) Blue Bell Creameries believes the listeria found at its Oklahoma facility is likely linked to a non-sanitary bath room, though the company has not been able to pinpoint the exact source for the contamination at its Texas plant, which also has suffered a severe listeria outbreak according to a report released […]

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Bank of America Cancels Free Dog Biscuits for Canine Clients; GOLDEN RETRIEVER Files Class Action suit!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A Golden Retriever,as a “matter of Principle” was forced to file a law suit in Federal court after a BOA branch canceled their policy of handing out doggy treats during transactions at their drive thru window.

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Politically Correct Policing…………Calling All Cars

Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com) There was a time in the USA, before the Internet/wireless and computers, that police put out a Radio call to all cars to “be on the lookout” when trying to apprehend a suspected felon. This Be On the Lookout (BOLO) alert has become part of modern day policing, employing the latest […]

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Georgia Man Says He CAN Trust Hillary as Far as He Can Throw Her

ATHENS, GA – (satireworld.com) An Athens auto mechanic said today that he believes he CAN trust Hillary Clinton as far as he can throw her, but he makes no guarantees beyond that. Mrs. Clinton and her campaign have been rocked in recent weeks over what potential voters see as a lack of trustworthiness in the […]

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Obama threatens Supremes: May appoint himself to Supreme Court as his agenda turns to Ca-Ca!

Stuttgart, Germany – (satireworld.com) After 9 pints of good German Beer, Obama’s petulant behavior came to the front as he took aim at the Supreme Court for even hearing the latest challenge to his destructive health care policy causing chaos in the US!

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Marco Rubio: Is America Really Ready For a President With Four Traffic Tickets?

ORLANDO, FL – (satireworld.com) The Marco Rubio presidential campaign was rocked to its core today after the New York Times broke the shocking story that the Florida senator has received four traffic citations in the past eighteen years. Rubio and his inner circle are huddling tonight, in full damage control mode, to try and figure […]

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