Archive for August, 2015

Comedian Amy Schumer Offers Advice For Gun-Free Zones

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) After a crazed gunman killed two people in a Louisiana movie theater during a screening of her movie Trainwreck, comedian Amy Schumer, cousin of Democratic brainiac Senator Chuck Schumer, became the latest celebrity to make a public plea for gun control. At a press conference, she offered her advice for […]

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New Liberal Organization LGBT Domestic Animals Formed

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Lesbian, Gay Bisexual and Transgender (LGBT) organizations have been charged as being the “tail wagging the dog” when it comes to gay marriage, civil rights violations and transsexual rights, as only 4% of the population are involved. Specifically, religious persons have been targeted for not baking wedding cakes for same sex […]

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Obama to Receive an Award From a National Proctologist Organization

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Obama was to receive two awards, one from the National Association of Retired Proctologists (NARP) and the second from the National Association of Retired Gynecologists (NARG). The award presentations were to occur after Mr. Obama returned from his recent two day trip to Kenya and Ethiopia, but prior to his upcoming […]

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Hillary’s dark web trolling cached on private server

New York – (satireworld.com) By Oleg Penkovsky Bin Laden-Sotero For years a Fuxnet computer worm incubating in her private email server quietly harvested Clinton’s psychotic rants, mostly to Mullah Mohammed Omar, the now dead Afghani stand-up comedian-cum-former Taliban war lord.

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Bill Clinton Giddy Over Prospects of WH Becoming “Best Little Whorehouse in DC”

CHAPPEQUA, NY – (satireworld.com) A new book is being released that details Bill Clinton’s current affair with a mistress called “Energizer.” I have no idea what that means. Can anybody help me out on that one? Anyway, according to the book, as soon as the Witch of Chappequa leaves their mansion, Energizer is escorted (no […]

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Giant African Snails Invade Miami Florida

Miami, Fl – (satireworld.com) Four years after the first African giant snails appeared in Miami, they’ve spread to the suburbs and there seems to be no stopping them. Though massive, with the largest yet recorded around seventeen inches long and weighing a sturdy 11 pounds, the snails disappear underground during working hours where they stay […]

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