Archive for September, 2015

Obama and Putin Meet at the United Nations

New York NY – (satireworld.com) US President Barack Obama met with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin over lunch at the UN cafeteria. The dining room had been cleared of everyone except for two language translators and a reporter from each respective country. President Obama ordered a bowl of Ukrainian Borsht with sour cream and some […]

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‘Clock Boy’ Ahmed Traumatized by Celebrity and Free Travel

Clock World – (satireworld.com) The delicate snowflake who has gained fame simply be being arrested for building a bomb-looking device, known worldwide as “Clock Boy,” is under duress according to his family, and is being traumatized by all of the love and admiration he is being forced to receive from the PC crowd. Ahmed is […]

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Obama Gets Plastered Outside the White House

Washington DC-(satireworld.com) An anonymous White House source leaked the following story to the Washington Post about the day Pope Francis of the Roman Catholic Church was hosted by President Obama at the White House. The story can be found on page 65 (left side) of this Sunday’s newspaper Real Estate section.

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Boehner Resigned After Cheating Death; Tears Short-Circuited Tanning Bed

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Speculation has run wild following the unexpected resignation of House Speaker John Boehner. Some have said the Speaker saw the writing on the wall with regard to his reelection as House leader, while others have surmised Boehner had accomplished all he could in Congress and it was time to go. Friends […]

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Pope Presser Awkward Because Obama Keeps Answering to ‘His Holiness’

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) It was a confusing and awkward meeting today when two of the most famous men on the planet, one held in high regard by Catholics and the other worshiped by Democrats, held a joint press conference that was at best uneven, highlighted by starts and stops.

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Clock Boy Begins His 15 Minutes With World Tour

IRVING, TX – (satireworld.com) Nicknamed by his classmates “Tick Tock,” “Time Bomb,” and “Thomas Ahmedison,” Clock Boy Ahmed is beginning his fifteen minutes of fame by taking advantage of freebies, donations, and invitations to travel the world, including a possible trip to Mecca. A trip to the Middle East will provide the young, creative mind […]

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New York City Wages War on Working Girls

New York NY – (satireworld.com) New York City (NYC) Democratic Mayor Bill de Blasio is continuing his crusade against the ills found in NYC: such as the horse drawn Hansom Cabs working around Central Park; the eating of too much salt by residents and visitors (warnings to be placed on restaurant menus); and now a […]

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Fired Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Invited To White House

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In line with recent invitations to the Obama White House which include a disgraced gay teacher. A 1960’s violence advocate. Plus, a recent ‘clock inventor’ who made innocent looking clocks into bomb replicas hidden in briefcases. Child porn advocate Jared Fogle was extended an invitation to join the Children’s Book Reading […]

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Obama Opens White House to All Muslim Youths Who Invent Suspicious Devices

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) After a teenage Muslim boy in Texas was arrested for bringing what appeared to be a briefcase bomb to his school, President Obama said it was imperative that America embrace these young, inventive minds and he invited the young man to the White House. The teen claimed the device was a clock […]

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Odd Islamic Custom Now Legal in Europe As Middle East Immigrants Flood Across Borders

Paris, France – (satireworld.com) French politicians recently approved a measure that would allow massive buttocks smelling ceremonies usually held on Friday afternoons in various public parts of the French capitol. According to well placed sources, the event was discouraged at first when children as young as five-years old were noticed walking among the participants. Some […]

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Target Marketing The LGBT Community

Wall St. NY -(satireworld.com) Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo), the company that makes the snack food Doritos, unveiled Doritos Rainbows, a limited-edition version of its Cool Ranch-flavored tortilla chips that come in shades of green, blue, purple, red, and orange. The chip colors were inspired by colors of the Gay Pride flag.

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Painting Trump With Menstrual Blood? Only a Liberal Would Think of That

PORTLAND – (satireworld.com) Proving again that liberalism is a mental disorder, a progressive Portland woman has expressed her distaste for Donald Trump by painting a portrait of the Republican front runner using her own menstrual blood as paint. True story. She reportedly tried to flatten out her own poop to fire it in a kiln […]

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“We Told You that It Was Garbage……………..”

Seattle WA – (satireworld.com) The city of Seattle has intruded into the lives of its 670,000 residents. This warrantless snooping violates the 4th Amendment to the US Constitution. A mandatory city program allows the checking of individual trash containers to make sure residents are composting or recycling.

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Wouldn’t You Love To Be ‘Bosom Buddies’ With Kate Upton?

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Hey! All you guys out there! I’m sure there are plenty of reasons why you would want to be friends with Kate Upton, right? Hang around with you and drink beer and watch football. Watch her run towards you wearing a tight top. Or just playing motorboat between the Twin […]

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Ayatollah Says Israel Destroyed in 25 Years, Obama Says He Can Do Better

IRAN – (satireworld.com) Ayatollah Khamenei, the dictator of Iran, said today that with approval of the ill-conceived, John Kerry negotiated nuclear deal with his country, Iran would be able to wipe Israel off the face of the earth in twenty-five years. When news of the threat reached the White House, President Obama laughed and said, […]

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Obama to Run for Mayor of Baltimore City

Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com) The Democratic Mayor of Baltimore city, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, announced she would not seek another term as mayor in the 2016 elections. She soft soaped and sugar coated her mishandling of the Baltimore riots and looting that occurred in April 2015, giving the rioters “space” and holding back the city police.

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New NASA Prime Directive Published

New NASA prime directive published By Oleg Penkovsky North Platte, Nebraska – (satireworld.com) The Native American Satire Agency has issued its sternest warning yet prohibiting members from meddling in the internal development of aliens. According to a communique published this morning NASA’s ‘Never Interfere With Aliens’ prime directive will see the conceptual law apply directly […]

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Public School Students Take a Field Trip to the White House

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Twelve eighth grade American History class students at Jefferson Davis Middle School, located in the close in suburbs of Virginia, toured the White House on a field trip. Their political leanings being unknown! Another 12 students in the same American History class did not get permission from their parents to go […]

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Hillary Brand Being Repackaged AGAIN, Now With More Humor!

IOWA – (satireworld.com) Now that the disastrous summer of Hillary is over, her campaign is convinced that Hillary 3.0 will be the game changer everyone has been waiting for. They claim the new model of their candidate will have more humor and heart, according to the New York Times. So, for the last week, Hillary […]

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Jailed Kentucky Clerk Confused, Just Following Obama’s Lead

KENTUCKY  – (satireworld.com) County clerk Kim Davis was just released from jail after her refusal to issue same-sex marriage licenses in her office. Davis insists that doing so would violate her religious beliefs and so she has become a conscientious objector. Surprisingly, she is a Democrat AND a Christian. In other words, she’s on the […]

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Email to President Obama About Hillary’s Mishandling of Classified Data

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) An email was received at the White House concerning Hillary Clinton’s misuse of a private email server in her home to handle classified documents, and her mislabeling of such classified document transmissions.

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Hillary Clinton Drops Out of the 2016 Presidential Race

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) Prospective Democratic Candidate former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called a press conference in her suburban home’s flower garden to announce she was dropping out of the 2016 presidential race. Hillary made the pronouncement wearing her traditional pudgy white pants suit and sun glasses to hide the “tell,” indicative of when […]

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Hillary IT Guy Who Installed Server Says He Will ‘Plead the 2nd’

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Bryan Pagliano received a subpoena to appear before a congressional committee next week to divulge what he knows about Hillary Clinton’s email server since he installed it. Instead, through his lawyer, he has announced plans to ‘Plead the 2nd’ if required to testify. Most people in a situation like Bryan’s […]

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White Lesbian Sues Sperm Bank After Black Baby Mix-up

Cowplains, IL – (satireworld.com) A white lesbian woman who sued after she was accidentally impregnated with the sperm of an African American man will be forced to refile the lawsuit after an Illinois judge tossed out her claim against the sperm bank as a frivolous and stupid lawsuit.

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Trump Vows to Eradicate #BLM During First 100 Days in Office

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Donald Trump today made an announcement at a campaign event that has his poll numbers skyrocketing. Trump told a crowd of thousands that if elected president he would put an end to the out-of-control #BlackLivesMatter movement. The crowd cheered enthusiastically as he went on to discuss strategies for eradicating the hate […]

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Transgender Change Machine Sweeps the Nation

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) The politically incorrect male and female engineers and scientists working in Silicon Valley have done it again with their new computer software controlled robotic Transgender Change Machine (TCM). The Prototype TCMs are undergoing Beta Testing in the “City by the Bay,” but thousands of TCM orders are pouring in from […]

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Patriots Win…Patriots Win!!!

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) Not since Bobby Thompson hit his shot heard round the world in 1951 has the sports world been so electrified after a Federal Judge overturned NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s draconian penalties against NE Patriots quarterback Tom Brady!

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