Archive for December, 2015

Bill Clinton….The Lewinski Cronicles 1997 Part III

Part III The Lewinsky Scandal The White House (satireworld.com) President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having sex in the Oval Office with […]

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Republican Presidential Field in Disarray After Graham, Pataki Exit

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) The Republican presidential field is scrambling this week to find a way forward after the shocking, recent departures of John McCain’s BFF, Lindsey Graham, and former New York governor George Pataki. The announcements also crushed the dreams of millions who were hoping to see the first male president named Lindsey.

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The Cure for Liberalism is Now Available

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) had just finished tracking Santa Clause when a large object was spotted heading towards planet Earth. As the object grew larger, natural bodies such as asteroids and meteors were ruled out by observers. When signals were received indicating “no hostile intent” and that a landing […]

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Peyton Manning Tests Positive For Papa John’s Pizza Sauce

DENVER – (satireworld.com) Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning is fuming this week amid rumors he used human growth hormone (HGH) to recover from surgery several years ago. Al Jazeera, the source of record for football in the United States, claims in a report that Manning was supplied steroids from a clinic in Indianapolis in 2011.

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Separate But Equal Makes A Comeback

Chappaqua NY: (satireworld.com) Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton made a speech from the front porch of her Chappaqua NY home, blasting Republican candidates for not listening to the voices of the people. She was referring to #BLACKLIVESMATTER protesters and various left wing student protestors on college campuses. An email copy of the speech was also […]

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Obama Finally Has a Plan to Defeat ISIS

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama after seven years in the White House refusing to say “Islamic terrorism,” has finally come up with a plan of action to destroy ISIS. This plan was driven by Congress deleting the funding for the White House’s larder, meaning no more truffles, caviar and chocolates for First Lady Michelle. […]

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Obama Clocks Go On Sale Today

New York NY-(satireworld.com) General Original Products (GOP) Inc, headquartered in the Trump Towers in Manhattan, has announced that a limited addition of Obama Clocks is now available for sale to the American public.

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Trump: ‘My Schlong Is Bigger Than Hillary’s’

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com) Rocking from his recent successful taunting of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton by accusing her of being ‘schlonged’ by political neophyte Barack Obama back in 2008, Donald Trump again raised the ante by stating at a recent media gathering that ‘his schlong is bigger than Hillary’s!’

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Steve Harvey Apologizes: “Mitt Romney Was the Winner in 2012”

LOS ANGELES – (satireworld.com) Embarrassed Family Feud and Miss Universe pageant host, Steve Harvey, is continuing to cleanse his conscience following his recent gaffe in announcing the wrong winner in the famous beauty contest. Harvey announced Ms. Colombia as the winner, when the real winner was Ms. Philippines, a mix-up that became a television nightmare.

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Mexican Migrants Eyed In Planned Parenthood’s Annual Baby Parts Harvest

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) The State Department has taken a request under consideration from the national headquarters of Planned Parenthood in which the controversial abortion organization has asked for more liberal access to the migrant guest worker visa program in order to help out with the upcoming PP annual harvesting of baby parts set to […]

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Trump Aims to Restructure Branches of Government

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Speaking from his luxury Trump Tower office this week, Donald Trump promised supporters that, if elected, he would restructure the American government system to bring it more in line with what our Founding Fathers envisioned. Today’s government is nothing like the one that made America the strong nation it once […]

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Satireworld’s…PHOTO OF THE DAY!

Satireworld presents………Truth in photos for your viewing pleasures

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A Second Poll Shows Americans OPPOSE Assault Weapons Ban for First Time Ever

New York City – (satireworld.com) Wow! Times they are a-changing! A second national poll from a major media outlet in the past week has found a majority of Americans now oppose a ban on so-called assault weapons even after the New York Times published an editorial on its front page supporting a ban and tougher […]

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Vatican’s Swiss Guard Update Weapons

Vatican City, Rome – (satireworld.com) Unchanged since the 1500’s, it’s rare to see a melding together of tradition and modernity as it is realized in the Papal Swiss Guards. The core mission is traditional: since 1506 they have protected the Pope and his residence in the Holy City. Unfortunately, the Swiss Guard’s weapons have not […]

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Obama Clarifies ISIS Strategy, Most Serious Stance Yet

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) In a press conference today, President Obama laid out his latest vision for defeating terror in the Middle East and restoring a feeling of safety among Americans here at home. The president seemed more serious in his remarks today, and his rhetoric was the harshest he’s used on the subject to date.

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Occasionally History is a Real Bear

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The writers at Satireworld.com are always striving to bring the news of the day to an American public craving the truth about their elected federal, state and local representatives. This undertaking is made difficult these days by political correctness, cover-ups, corruption and the ignorance of incompetent high placed politicians. One amusing event […]

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Obama to Issue an Executive Order On “Gun” Control

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) President Obama and the extreme left wingers of the Democratic Party have long wanted to control what Americans do with their “guns” and to include such restrictions as part of their environmental agenda. Never having served in the military, does President Obama really know the difference between his “gun” and his rifle?

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President Unveils Muslim Protection Program: ObamaCAIR

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) Following his “Please Pardon the Muslims” speech last week, in which Mr. Obama vowed not to change a thing in his imaginary war with ISIS, the president announced his latest, government-mandated program. In conjunction with the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), Obama, using his favorite tools, his pen and his phone, has […]

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Hillary Proposes ‘Thumb Amputations’ For All Muslim-male Refugees

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton proposed immediate legislation that would curb any possible gun violence by Muslim males who enter the US on a visa or under refugee status. The method would include mandatory surgical thumb removal to prevent the unauthorized use of any firearms by any Muslim male who […]

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NYC Mayor’s New Regulations in Support of Obama’s Climate Change Agenda

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) New York City (NYC) Democratic Mayor Bill Duci Botseo has proposed three new regulations to be levied on New Yorkers in support of President Obama’s fight against climate change and global warming. These are:

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Obama Demands Ammunition Manufacturers Develop Slower Bullets

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) In his infinite wisdom and attempt to thwart mass shootings by Muslims so the American people don’t get upset with them, President Obama said today that he had come up with a workable solution to all the gun control hysteria that he himself has stirred up. He has demanded that gun manufacturers […]

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Democratic Store Promotes Bartenders Guide For The Holidays

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) People’s email junk folders are constantly full of Democratic Store ads promoting “I LOVE OBAMA” logo (superimposed on a donkey’s butt) sweatshirts in order to raise funds. When an order is placed for an “IMPEACH OBAMA” sweatshirt, there is never a response, fancy that for customer service!

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President Obama Hits The Campaign Trail Again

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama spoke from the Oval Office of the White House on Sunday night trying to assure Americans that they have more to fear from falling vending machines than from ISIS, without ever uttering the words Islamic terrorism. This obsessive president harped on gun control, causing gun sales to triple on […]

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Spontaneous combustion blamed for Hillary’s pants suit fire during CNN interview!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Donald Trump was forced to eat his words today after an emergency causing Democratic front runner to have her pants catch on fire during a news conference with CNN on her sexual relationship with Vince Foster (rip).

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Christmas Gun Sales Soar As Obama’s Gun Control Warnings Fall Flat

Tallahassee, FL-(satireworld.com) After a series of brutal terror attacks here and home and abroad by ISIS, Americans are taking self-protection matters into their own hands as Obama’s rhetoric of more threatened gun control falls on deaf ears. As Florida resident Kerry Morgan put it……”He’s just a bluster of wind blown from a donkey’s butt about […]

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

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Editorial: Failed President Obama’s Legacy

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Failed President Barack Obama is a Democratic Marxist empty suit, former Chicago community organizer and divider of White and Black US citizens (race card player). This president won’t say “Islamic terrorism,” while Americans of all faiths were killed on American soil in an Islamic terrorist attack in San Bernardino, California.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY…………

Satireworld presents….Photos that tell the truth!

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First Annual ‘Eat-A-Turd For Mohammed Day’ A Big Success For ISIS in Aleppo Syria

Aleppo, Syria – (SatireWorld.com) In the largest city in western Syria, ISIS declared today as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." Swarming into the city and nearby villages the armed ISIS fighters forced inhabitants to consume plates of turds at gunpoint in order to show their"true submission to Mohammed"….said Ziki Al-Ghabouni, a spokesman […]

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Obama: “Don’t Worry About Refugees, They Don’t Radicalize Once Here”

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Trying to put American’s fears to rest about the possibility of bringing tens of thousands of Muslim refugees into the country from Syria, President Obama reassured the nation today that there wouldn’t be any problems with his plan because Muslims “just don’t radicalize once they get here.”

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