Archive for January, 2016

The NYCTP Has Been Activated

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Democratic Mayor Bill de Blasio has announced that “Donald Trump will not receive any more construction contracts from New York City (NYC) because of his “criminal thoughts!” Some possible thoughts that provoked this blather from (communist or crazy) Bill de Blasio, e.g. Trumps stand on crime, Muslims, illegal immigration, the […]

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Are You A Gullible Media Lapdog Who Believes Everything You Read? Take Our Quiz!

The SatireWorld Political Quiz The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Good Luck…

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Brazilian head-shrinking virus pandemic: A Psychiatrist explains

Copacabana Bitch, Brazil – (Satireworld.com) Oh, the angst of it all. Are scores of third trimester women’s Landing Strip brazilians really behind a babies’ PTSD pandemic? Alongside brain size defects from some bug-borne anaphylactic schmuck?

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HUD’s Determination of Who Lives Where

Washington DC _ (satireworld.com) The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) has come up with a new set of rules that allows changing local zoning laws. HUD’s bureaucrats in Washington DC will statistically determine when a given wealthy (white) residential area in the USA does not have an adequate diversity of African Americans […]

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More Partial Nude Photos Of Hillary Revealed In Latest Iowa Email Scandal

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The celebrity iCloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing more humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her dressed semi-nude and in very provocative clothing.

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Megyn Kelly Won’t Confirm if She and Michael Moore Are Dating

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Sparks flew last night between Fox News’s anchorbabe, and Donald Trump Kryptonite, Megyn Kelly, and smooth talking, liberal lady’s man Michael Moore. The four hundred-plus pound Moore has a long history of sweeping famous women off their feet, from Nancy Pelosi to Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

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Feeling Guilty, Academy Adds Several Late Entries to Oscar Noms

HOLLYWOOD – (satireworld.com) All the controversy surrounding the lack of diversity in the Oscar acting nominations for the second year in a row has caused voters in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to make a couple of last minute changes.

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Winter Storm Jonas: God’s Wrath For All-White Oscar Nominations

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) According to Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, the giant snowstorm named Jonas that is pounding the East Coast this weekend is God’s punishment for the snub of black artists for this years Oscars by the voters from what he called the Motion Picture Academy of Arts & Racists.

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Surgeons Tackle Hillary’s OPEC Tramp Stamp

New York – (satireworld.com) An Obamacare asshole screening initiative to clean up prospective presidential candidates has seen an ugly butt tatt removed from Hillary Clinton’s saggy derriere according to Our Man Behind The Speculum.

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Ex-Nazi Convicted of 29,999 Murders Says He’s Angry…Just One More And He would’ve Received A Free Set Of Waffen SS Dinnerware

Poland-(satireworld.com) Former Ukrainian concentration camp guard John Demjanjuk’s trial began today for murders committed while he served as a Waffen SS Nazi death camp guard in German occupied Russia. He was finally arrested for lying on a citizenship application and entering the US illegally immediately after the end of WWII. In early 2001 he was […]

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Obama’s 7 Deadly Sins (Posted on January 13, 2016 by John Myers, Personal Liberty Digest)

There are two kinds of pride, both good and bad. “Good pride” represents our dignity and self-respect. “Bad pride” is the deadly sin of superiority that reeks of conceit and arrogance. — John C. Maxwell, American author

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US Navy’s First Nuclear Powered Submarine Aircraft Carrier Completes Sea Trials

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) The nuclear-powered USS Grover Cleveland recently left the shipyards at Portsmouth and completed an exhaustive four month series of naval sea trials in the North Atlantic Ocean. The Cleveland, which is as long as the Empire State Building is tall, completed the submerged portion of the trials where the aircraft carrier […]

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North Korea’s New Energy Source Identified

Seoul SK – (satireworld.com) North Korea claims to have tested a hydrogen bomb, but the hermit kingdom has once again gotten the world’s attention with some device that makes a large bang in the night. There is a raging dispute among nuclear scientists as to whether Pyongyang is technically that far advanced in weapons development, […]

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‘El Chapo’ Using Affluenza Excuse to Fight Extradition to US

MEXICO – (satireworld.com) Mexican authorities are dealing with an outbreak of affluenza in their country. Recently, American Ethan Couch, who used an affluenza defense to get off easy after killing four people while driving drunk, was discovered hiding here. Now, the world’s biggest drug cartel leader, widely known as “El Chapo” Guzman, is attempting to […]

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US Navy Cancels Procurement of SSN 800 USS Barack Obama

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The Under-Secretary of the US Navy for Procurement and Construction announced that SSN-800, which is currently an unnamed Virginia-class, nuclear powered attack submarine ordered on April 28, 2014 will be named USS Barack Obama. The building shipyard is to be Newport News Shipbuilding, Newport News Virginia. This nuclear attack boat is […]

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Obama Pulls Muscles, Tears Tendon in Gun Move

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) White House doctors have confirmed that President Obama strained several muscles in his arms today, and even tore a tendon in his shoulder area, while overreaching in putting together his newest gun control executive orders. The president has been ordered to rest his skinny arms and reduce the movement of his […]

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Obama Cancels His Last SOTU Address

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama planned to keep an empty seat next to First Lady Michelle Obama during his final State of the Union (SOTU) address to the nation, to symbolically represent victims of gun violence.

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Welcome to SatireWorld’s 2016 Swimsuit Edition!

Orlando, Florida – (satireworld.com) Welcome to SatireWorld’s premier edition of it’s annual swim suit cover. This year’s cover was shot at great expense at fabulous and trendy Miami Beach Florida. The winning model for 2016 is 34 year old Cate Upton from Chicago, Illinois who models the latest in fat girl beach wear. Upton beat […]

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Scientists Discover Probable Cause of North Korea Bomb Blast

NORTH KOREA – (satireworld.com) The world reacted with shock today as North Korea announced that it had successfully tested a hydrogen bomb. The thought of such a weapon in the hands of the country’s maniacal dictator, best known for his kick ass haircuts, worried leaders worldwide, though the White House doubts the claims.

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North Korea Explodes Hydrogen Bomb

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korea said it successfully tested a miniaturized hydrogen nuclear device today claiming a significant advance in its strike capability and setting off alarm bells in Japan and South Korea.

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Meat Lovers Join Hunt For Man Who Wasted Bacon on Mosque Door

LAS VEGAS – (satireworld.com) Last week, a person placed slices of bacon on the door handles of the front and back doors to a mosque in Sin City. Bacon and pork products are considered unclean in Islamic tradition, and Muslims are forbidden from eating or touching it. Initially, members of the mosque and the Islamic […]

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ISIS Militants Watch the Head Drop on New Year’s Eve

MOSUL – (satireworld.com) Members of the terror group ISIS spent New Year’s Eve celebrating the beginning of a new year of terror attacks and killing by watching the annual head drop in Mosul. The tradition is in its third year and the event is circulated by cellphones and ISIS-controlled TV stations in the region.

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Top Iranian hex monger in apocalyptic Saudi rant

Mecca, Saudi Arabia – (satireworld.com) Karmic jitters surround Mecca’s Royal Clock Tower Hotel – the Abraj Al-Bait Towers – this weekend after Iran’s official witchfinder-general unleashed a torrent of hexoplasm against crazy Wahabbists who executed ‘moderate’ Shia cleric Shaikh Nimr al-Nimr.

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