Archive for June, 2016

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Some States are Considering FEDexit

Ft. Sumter SC – (satireworld.com) Following the BRexit referendum in the UK where the people voted for Britain to leave the European Union (EU), a meeting was held in this southern city to consider a similar proposal in the USA. The proposal was called “Federal Exit” or FEDexit for short.

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Vince Foster ‘Found Out Something Disgusting About Al Gore’: Report

New York – (Satireworld.com) “Just ONE thing? Must have been a lousy lawyer – or numerically dyslectic!” That’s an investigator’s considered opinion about recent headlines describing how former Clinton White House deputy legal counsel and ex-Rose Law partner Vince Foster was discovered RIP at a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia, parking lot in a classic, two-bullet […]

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Hillary Vows To Place Elizabeth Warren’s Photo on US Quarter if Elected President

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Elizabeth Warren was paid a high honor when presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton vowed to place Warren’s facial image on a new US twenty-five-cent piece. “After all, Elizabeth is part Cherokee Indian and deserves all due respect as a fellow minority,” said Clinton as she addressed a gathering of retired Buffalo […]

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Another Prince ‘Love Child’ Denied Inheritance Claim Says Estate Executor

Des Moines, IA – (satireworld.com) The late rock star Prince must be spinning in his grave as yet another person has entered the inheritance sweepstakes. Raymond Jones, known as Ray-Ray to his friends, entered a petition to the Court siting Prince as his father and claiming a sizable chunk of the $300 million dollar estate […]

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Hillary Clinton has had a Nervous Breakdown

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) Early this morning Chelsea Clinton confirmed that her mother Democratic Presumptive Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton suffered a nervous breakdown. Hillary is currently resting comfortably under heavy sedation at Westchester Medical Center in Valhalla NY. She is surrounded by Secret Service agents and her immediate family. Well wishers are discouraged from […]

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Pentagon To Repeal Ban on Transgender Troops

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Men who pretend they are women, and women who pretend they are men, will be able to serve openly in America’s military services as early as next week.

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HBO: Due To Brexit Woes ‘Game of Thrones’ Begins Filming Season 6 in Mexico

The fantasy kingdom of Westeros in located in a rather temperate location. El Latrina, Mexico – (satireworld.com) Surprising many Britons who felt secure in voting to stay within the EU, the bitter vote to leave has left millions in a state of shock. None more so than the avid fans of cable TV’s popular ‘Game […]

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The National Weather Service has issued a Hillary Alert

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Weather Service (NWS) has issued a “Hillary Alert” for all 50 states. The following bulletin explains the seriousness of a severe weather event caused by Hillary Clinton.

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EPA Investigates Pee Soup Fog as a Pollutant

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has dispatched environmental scientists to investigate complaints of air pollution caused by erecting open air urinals in the City of San Francisco CA and allowing homeless people to urinate in the streets of New York NY. The former was a decision by Democratic Mayor Ed Lee […]

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Dozens DC Pizza Drones Drafted As Congress Sit-In Dems Threaten Gun Control Hunger Strike

Washington DC – (Satireworld.com) – A popular Georgetown pizzeria run by aficionados of the Flying Burrito Brothers was put top of FEMA’s humanitarian aid delivery network as news of the protest broke today.

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Obama’s Department of Justice Establishes a PCPGIP Office

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch announced today that President Obama asked her to establish a Politically Correct, Protected Group, Identity Politics (PCPGIP) office within the Department of Justice (DOJ) to reinterpret who is covered under the 1964 Civil Rights Law.

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Hillary Channels President Frump

New York – (Satireworld.com) – A bomb has gone off in the DNC schmatta closet this weekend as presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton stepped out in her latest frock horror, a natty Oscar de la Rent Boy two-piece from the designer’s Summer 2016 Shortarse Collection.

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OMFG! Chelsea’s Baby Boy Is A Republican!

New York – (Satireworld.com) “The seven pounder was born with a VOTE TRUMP!** birthmark on his temple,” an obstetrician at New York’s Seedy Sign-Eye Hospital tweeted today as a pics of Chelsea Clinton’s latest farrowing went viral on the net.

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Meat Loaf Collapse Blamed On Excessive Use Of Onions, Green Pepper, and Ketchup

Edmonton, Alberta Canada – (satireworld.com) Seventies soft rock legend Meat Loaf is in hospital after collapsing on stage during a concert in Edmonton, Canada last night. The singer dramatically fell to the floor during a rendition of his signature hit, ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’, in what many fans in the 2,000 strong crowd […]

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To Brexit or not to Brexit, that is the Question

London UK- satireword.com) United Kingdom (UK) citizens will vote on June 23, 2016 to decide whether or not they want to remain a part of the European Union (EU). The pros and cons of a British exit (Brexit) from the EU are being discussed vigorously in Pubs, homes, offices and other locations all over the […]

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Riot Occurs at Transylvania State Demonic Convention

Transylvania USA – (satireworld.con) President Obama’s favorite 57th State, Transylvania, held its Demonic Presidential Primary State Convention and Caucus (DPPSCC) last week, on the same day as the California Demonic Primary Election. (Transylvania is located between Ohio and Pennsylvania.) The Transylvania DPPSCC was overshadowed in media coverage by the California Demonic Primary, pitting former Secretary […]

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Most Innocents Killed In US From A Firearm Massacre Wasn’t Orlando

South Dakota – (satireworld.com) Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts. December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded […]

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Who Invented the Wheel?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Archaeological digs in Iraq (Mesopotamia) and Eurasia (Ukraine) have unearthed relics that substantiate the “wheel” was invented in either of these two locations during the Bronze Age (Circa 3500 BC).

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With Hillary Securing Nomination, Bill Begins Transitioning

CALIFORNIA – (satireworld.com) As soon as his WINO (Wife In Name Only) Hillary racked up enough delegates to secure the presumptive presidential nomination for the Democrats, Bill Clinton announced he will begin transitioning to a woman in the event that he becomes First Lady this fall.

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Elizabeth ‘Fauxcohantos’ Warren Hopes For Clinton VP Spot

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren announced late Monday that she is slated to open for former President Bill Clinton at this summer’s Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.

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Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

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You Have An Undenieable Right To Carry A Gun and Protect Yourself

Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want us to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing us via argument, or force us to do your bidding under threat of force.

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Hillary Clinton Becomes First Cyborg to Win Nomination of Major Party

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) The mainstream media nearly had a collective orgasm as Hillary Clinton became the first robot to win the nomination of one of the two main parties in American politics. Clinton, a first generation cyborg, will represent the soulless Democratic Party in the November election, unless the FBI pulls the plug on […]

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Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors

New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).

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Where’s Richard Simmons? Well, He’s ‘Transitioning’ During His Pupa Stage

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with […]

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NASA Cover-up? Respected Astronomer Says Second Sun Exists.

The Internet is no stranger to NASA conspiracy theories. Most of them are so out of left field, they’re impossible to ignore. The latest is no exception, except if you believe in unicorns and pixie dust from Mars.

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New Discoveries about the Fall of the Roman Empire

Rome Italy – (satireworld.com) Dr. Icy Zambini a Professor of Ancient Roman Anthropology at the Italian and Roman School (IRS) has published a new monograph entitled “The Fall of the Western Roman Empire.”

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Planet of the Apes Files Wrongful Death Suit in Harambe Shooting

CINCINNATI – (satireworld.com) Lawyers representing the Planet of the Apes (POTA) filed a wrongful death lawsuit in Cincinnati this morning, charging the zoo and the parents of a boy who climbed into the gorilla exhibit with negligence and causing the unnecessary death of their friend, Harambe.

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