Archive for October, 2017

Pagan Rituals Alive and Well As National Pagan Day Celebrations Become Mainstream

Louisville, KY – (SatireWorld.com) With Halloween just a day away, one of the most sacred times for the ancient people that lived off the land approaches…The Autumn Equinox, the time of harvest. If you’re in downtown Louisville today and someone says ‘Merry Meet,’ don’t be surprised at the friendly gesture. After all, this is National […]

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Report: Nancy Pelosi Themed Sex Robot Fails To Wow Consumers

Silicone Valley, California – (satireworld.com) Sex robot technology has become increasingly popular this year after Barcelona introduced the world’s first ever sex robot brothel, Lumidolls. So while the cyborgs continue to rise and shock the world, US porn star Hunny Bunch sheds her light on what she worries could happen next.

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Scientists Reveal…Ice Berg That Sank The HMS Titanic In 1912 Has Finally Melted.

Re: The North Atlantic Sea Report Nova Scotia, Canada (satireworld.com) The iceberg that sank the Titanic was thought to be 100,000 years old, according to scientists who traced the origins of the once colossal lump of glacial ice. The ice berg was given a number (K-95432) and was tracked by NOAA since its discovery back […]

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Commentary: Mathematics and “White Privilege,” Another Liberal Excuse for Failing Black Education

Satire World writers couldn’t make this stuff up about dumbing down the US education system by blaming Mathematics and “White Privilege” for failing Black education. Eventually the USA would become a third world nation by eliminating mathematics from classroom curriculums! The Chinese and Japanese are very astute at mathematics. Anyone hear of Asian Privilege?   White […]

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Lee Harvey Oswald Traveled To Cuba To Witness Barack Obama Nativity Assassination Files Reveal

Havana, Cuba – (SatireWorld.com) “Like second coming of Three Wise Men,” Gordo Bastardo, former governor of Havana’s notorious Pudenda Enorma women’s jail told SatireWorld reporters as newly released JFK assassination files went viral today.

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Lost Fan Viewership Sparks On Field Rule Changes In NFL Boardroom

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) The ratings for NFL “Thursday Night Football” continued to drop again this week, scoring a 9.9/17 in metered market results on CBS and the NFL Network, according to Deadline Friday. Weeks of fan turn-off sparked by inappropriate protests during the national anthem have affected team revenues and further blackened the […]

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Commentary: These Cultural Appropriation Moms Vote!

Moms are freaking out that ‘Moana’ costume is ‘cultural appropriation’ By Jane Ridley, NY Post, October 16, 2017 | 4:51 pm | Updated The scariest thing this Halloween for New York moms isn’t zombies or ghouls — it’s politically incorrect costumes.

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Want Gun Control? Careful What You Wish For!

SatireWorld.com How’s About Some Gun Control…………. Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and apply for a simple permit and a universal Firearm ID card.

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The USA Experiences a Toilet Paper Shortage?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren (D-MA) and Senator Bernie “Democratic Socialism” Sander’s (I-VT) are lobbying Congress to pass a single payer (US government) healthcare plan. President Trump and the Republicans in Congress are against this socialized medicine scheme, estimated to cost between $32 to $36 trillion over 10 years. The plan would […]

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Motion Picture Academy Strips Weinstein, Vows to ‘Redistribute Oscars To Poor People’

Los Angeles, Calipornia – (SatireWorld.com) Likely beneficiaries under consideration are thought to include bankrupt former porn stars and their disenfranchised crack dealer chums who lost out on hard-won ObamaScare benefits following the election of President Trump last year.

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Anthony Weiner Say’s Weinstein Is Giving Sex Addicts A Bad Name

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Convicted dirty old man, ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner has discounted suggestions that disgraced Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein is a true sex addict and predator toward women and said it does a ‘ huge disservice’ to those who are struggling with a deviant sex problem like himself.

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Chelsea Clinton’s New Children’s Book: “Heather Has Two Harvey’s”

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton has been working feverishly to finish her latest children’s book, and her mother, Hillary, has already written the foreward. The book will be published by Weinstein Books, Inc. and is titled “Heather Has Two Harvey’s.”

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Meet The One-legged Man Who’s Actually Busier Now As A One-Legged Ass Kicker

Durham, NC – (satireworld.com) Morris Helms says he’s never been busier! The retired veteran, who looks a healthy 50 instead of being a few days away from turning 65, says ever since he read an ad looking for contestants in a local amateur mixed martial arts contest he’s been very busy on Saturday nights. “ […]

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Transgender Conversion Machine Patented

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) US Patent Number 93409353 was issued to Dr. Virginia Phallus for a Transgender Conversion Machine (TCM). Dr. Phallus has a Medical degree (specializing in Reproductive Systems) from Johns Hopkins University and both Electronics and Mechanical Engineering degrees from George Washington University.

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Harvey Weinstein’s ‘Casting Couch Productions’ Opens School For Public Perversion and Starlet Groping

Los Angeles, CA – (Satireworld.com) As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and unwanted sexual aggressiveness outreach program, the Harvey Weinstein’s ‘Casting Couch Productions’ School Of Public Perversion and Starlet Groping has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the California Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to […]

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Swinestein Headlines Trump NRA ‘Bum Stocks’ Ploy

New York – (SatireWorld.com) – Sheepish-looking alleged sex pest Harvey Winestein, 69, was off rehab clinic this weekend amid lurid claims “it’s all a ploy” by the fake news industry to dumb down other, more sordid stuff.

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Obituary: “Civil Rights” Dead at 77

London UK: [satireworld.com] “Civil Rights” passed away during a National Football League (NFL) sponsored American football game staged in this city between the Baltimore Ravens and the Jacksonville Jaguars. The cause of death, according to the London Coroners Office, was a massive heart attack over lack of respect when both teams took a knee during […]

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