Archive for January, 2018

Wedding Night Horror as Two Sets of Conjoined Twins Share Honeymoon Bed

San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins Percival and Buck and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one […]

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Camel Botox Hillary Readies For The Hump

New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com) Two hundredweight of Botox impounded at a Saudi camel beauty pageant was redirected to Clinton Foundation orifices this morning ahead of its upcoming annual Valentines Day bash.

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Democrats Who Say They’ll Return Their Tax Cuts To US Treasury – ZERO!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Hypocrites unite! Join the Democratic Party and be with friends like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Schumer the Tumor, or Nancy Pelosi!

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Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) On Transgender Bans In The Military

Trey Gowdy just said a few things about the military in response to a stupid question from a CNN reporter about the ban of transgenders. He nails it:

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Last Four Men NOT ACCUSED Of Sexual Harassment In US Come Forward

Holiday, New York -(satireworld.com) The last four men not accused of sexual harassment in the US held a joint press conference for the eager media today in Holiday, NY a sleepy Catskill Mountain resort town of 75 winter-time residents. During the time of flying accusations and hashtag #MeToo accusers, a search of arrest and complaint […]

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London Embassy Siege Latest

London – (SatireWorld.com) Hundreds of police have been deployed outside the Iranian embassy in London this weekend in a concerted bid to ‘stop the bastards escaping’ according to latest diplomatic reports.

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FDA Approves Newly Developed Medication for Politicians

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has given conditional approval to a newly developed medication called “SHUTHOLE” to help politicians cure their Foot in Mouth Disease, Diarrhea of the Mouth, Fake News Generation and Habitual Lying. The FDA also has called for follow up field testing using control groups of […]

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Top Ten Designated ‘Sh–hole Cities’ In US Are All Run By Democrats

Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com) The Top ten cities now designated as official ‘US SHITHOLES’ share one common denominator. All are run by Democrats and some have been struggling for over fifty years.

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Trump Stumped In Failed US London Embassy Flip

London – (SatireWorld.com) A pair of conjoined parasitic twins very nearly sold America’s London embassy building to Donald Trump for One Measly Dollar according to Royal Courts of Justice papers filed today.

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Senator Bernie Sanders Infrastructure Plan Uncovered

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) Infrastructure Plan has been leaked to the Main Stream Media. An astute freelance reporter named Phil broke the story prior to the legislation being introduced into the US House and senate.

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Clinton Rips Trump On Racist Views About Haiti, Neglects Mentioning Clinton Foundation Ripping Off Haitians

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Protesters gathered outside the Clinton Foundation in New York City to complain about “missing money” from the Haiti recovery effort from the 2010 earthquake. “New Yorkers with roots in Haiti say the picture [of the Haiti recovery] isn’t so rosy,” said the Pierre L’Sainte, a Haitian community spokesperson.

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Judge Denies Petition to Free Zoo Elephants

Torrington CT – (satireworld.com) A Judge has denied a petition seeking to free three elephants from the Commerford Zoo located in Goshen, rejecting the argument that the animals should be granted legal person-hood.

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North Korea Demands Rocket Competition Category At Winter Olympics

Seoul, South Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korean leader Kim Song-Un pulled no punches Saturday as a committee representing him and other DPRK leaders demanded parity with other Winter Olympic athletes and suggested the North have a winter rocket launching category so 50,000 DRPK soldiers can compete.

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Al Gore: ‘Bitter cold’ is exactly what we should expect from the climate crisis

Dallas,TX- (satireworld.com) Gore’s Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth did not warn of record cold and increasing snowfalls as a consequence of man-made global warming. And as recently as 2009, Gore was hyping the lack of snow as evidence for man-made global warming. Maybe Al Gore doesn’t know a thing about climate change after all and […]

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Celebrating 10 Years with SatireWorld – Collectors Photo Edition

SatireWorld.com – For ten years SatireWorld has amused fans and casual readers with thought provoking and relevant news items from around the globe. Our staff of talented writers fought off criticism and threats to bring you the news we all love to see…Even if it’s made up B-S that rivals similar ‘breaking stories’ found on […]

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