Archive for June, 2018

Golden Showers Update: Possession Is Nine-Tenths Of The Law Exorcists Tell Robert Mueller

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Psycho-surgeons at the Russia Investigation say a succubus – or female sex demon – may have sucked out the President’s brain and laid an egg in the flaccid cavity. So expect more crazy hatch-lings to soon pop out.

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Democrats Stage Surprise Visit to Juvenile Detainee Camp-Find It So Nice 3 Plan To Stay

Elizabeth, NJ – (satireworld.com) A group of Democratic lawmakers paid a surprise un-authorized visit to a immigrant detention facility in New Jersey on Father’s Day to speak with asylum-seekers who have been separated from their families under a new Trump administration policy.

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Poor John McCain

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The Arizona senator, who’s battling terminal brain cancer, thinks someone suddenly died and made him the leader of the free world. Proving that he’s determined to be a prickly thorn in President Trump’s side even while waiting to get the sheets changed on his deathbed, McCain once again tried to undermine […]

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Hillary Receives the Prestigious EMF Award From the NAACP

Chappaqua NY- (satireworld.com) Former Democratic President Bill Clinton and failed 2016 Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s home is in the small Westchester County town of Chappaqua NY. The town, not far from New York City (NYC), demographically has 1400 residents of which 2.5% are Hispanic and there are zero African Americans.

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Miss America Organization Drops Swimsuit Competition

Atlantic City, NJ – (satireworld.com) The Miss America Organization announced today an end to the swimsuit portion of its competition and the practice of judging contestants specifically on their outward appearance.

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Howdy Doody Moody Rudy

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Presidential sock puppet Rudi Giuliani has been captured on CCTV pimping out a pile of steaming turds ‘like some sort of considered legal opinion’ an Oval Orifice janitor said today.

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