Archive for January, 2019

A Satire World Editorial: Socialism Rears Its Ugly Head in New Mexico Again

Note:  The following is the text of a letter I received yesterday.  It appears that the left is trying to push their agenda on New Mexico again, even though it was rejected last year. This is not satire, though I wish it was.  It is Totalitarian Socialism rearing its ugly head to control our lives.  […]

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The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘I’ve Never Had Sex’ Interview Part 2

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) The Freshman Congressman from New York continued her one-on-one interview with conservative journalist Anita Drink:

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Admits: ‘I’ve Never Had Real Sex!’

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) On Tuesday night, bartender turned freshmen congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez age 29,(D-NY) sat down with Satireworld writer Anita Drink for a first ever interview with a conservative press representative. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez let it all out in a rum fused interview at a local Bronx watering hole frequented by her blue collar […]

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Admits Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Enemy Rita Repulsa Is Her Mother

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) New New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who had already made a name for herself with her wild and outlandish accusations, claims, and actions, has admitted that Rita Repulsa, the sworn enemy of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, is her biological mother  “Like most little girls, my mother is my […]

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Advisory Group Tells Nancy Pelosi that “Being Speaker of the House Doesn’t Mean You Always Have to Have Your Mouth Open”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) An advisory group under contract to the Democratic Party has told Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (one of California’s Trio of Terror) that just because she is “Speaker” does not mean that she always have to have her mouth open.  Their report said that “though the word speaker implies speaking, […]

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Mueller’s Trump-Russia Connection “Witch Hunt” to End in February 2019

Salem MA – (satireworld.com) Washington DC political pundits indicate that Special Counsel Robert Mueller (former FBI head) will submit a final report to the US Department of Justice (DOJ) in February 2019. Mr. Mueller is investigating a possible Republican Donald Trump-Russia connection during the 2016 presidential election. Many in the USA have determined the investigation […]

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Christian Fundamentalists Sue Democratic Party Due to Biased Political Correctness

Tampa, FL – (satireworld.com) Eleven groups of Christian fundamentalists have filed a lawsuit against the Democratic Party for libel and bias due to unfair treatment under hate speech and political correctness laws.  The groups have stated that they have no intention of settling out of court, but want their issues and concerns to be heard […]

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NBC Aires Chrissy Teigen’s Steamed Vagina Health Tips Live During New Years Eve Telecast

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) According to Chrissy Teigen next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about two hundred and fifty dollars to make yourself feel vibrantly invigorated plus, get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to aging model Chrissy Teigen who’s been getting […]

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Elizabeth Warren Announces Her All Inclusive Candidacy In Her Bid to be Elected President

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren has announced that her candidacy for the office of President of the United States will be all-inclusive towards all people off all backgrounds.  “No one will be left out in my bid for this highest of political office as I open my arms and my heart to […]

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2018 Darwin Awards Announced

Once again, the eagerly awaited Darwin Awards have been announced for 2018.

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