You have questions, and we have answers, so here we go…
What’s the bias of this SatireWorld.com?
First of all, bias is a thing of legend. Second, we’re slanted to the right. Not the wrong, but the right. You may be liberal, but we’re right. Eat it, progressives.
What’s the deal with you guys?
Too many issues to mention. We believe in the government getting out of our business, except when it comes to strip clubs, and then we think that, perhaps, a tad bit of regulation for the betterment of man might just be in order.
Why can’t we be friends?
Short answer is “just because.” Long answer is, we can, but you really have to earn it. It’s not that we don’t love you, it’s just that you haven’t spent enough time reading and reviewing our stories to really make it work for us… We can be friends. We can even be lovers, just don’t tell our wives.
Can I be part of this awesomeness?
Well just because you asked so nicely, yes, there are a few things you can do to take part in this majesty.
Who was Reagan, really?
He was a complicated man, but one who cared about his people more than any other president. He testified gloriously in the House Subcommittee on un-American Activities. He boosted the cold war into a new level, and broke the Soviet Union. Who was he? He was an American. Suck it, liberals.
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What’s wrong with the number 42?
Well, first of all, it’s not the answer to the question of the universe. Just saying, it’s not that great of an answer, and one that’s basically certainly wrong.