Masthead/Staff

Bargis Tryhol – Editor in Chief
Megan Fox – Makes coffee, models bikinis, bends over alot,
B. Keith White – Webmaster

Our Writers:
Megan Hotstuff
Mr. Numbnutts
Steely Beast
- BuckwheatsButt
Bargis Tryhol
Jalopeno Man
Victor Nicholas
Captain America
- Jon Worthington
- Annoying Rash
- Bennie The Basket
- Walter Bucket
- Throckmorton P. Turdblossom
- JJ Vachon
- Mother Teresa
- Bobo Lutz
- Colonel Stuart Peter Pinxit

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Our office telephone number is (206) 497-9183. This is only to be used for legitimate media and advertiser contact. For concerns related to published stories, please use our contact page. Please understand that no editorial calls will be answered from this number.