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Miss World Contest Gives Up Bikini Parade To Please Islamic Sensitivities
Bali -(SatireWorld.com) Contestants at this year’s Miss World beauty pageant will not wear bikinis in the parade in a bid to avoid causing offence in Muslim-majority Indonesia, organisers confirmed Wednesday.
Full StoryMilwaukee School Holding ‘Gender-Bender Day’ Where Elementary School Students Dress As Transvestites
Milwaukee, WI – (SatireWorld.com) Deidri Becker’s seven-year-old son won’t be in school today, after officials at Tippecanoe School for the Arts and Humanities confirmed they’re still holding “Switch It Up Day” – a time for students to come dressed as members of the opposite sex.
Full StoryHuma Abedin Double-dips While Husband Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner Tries a Political Comeback From Twitter Scandal
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Iranian born Huma Abedin, longtime friend of the Clintons and wife of former Rep. Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner, enjoyed an arrangement to work as an adviser in the State Department under Secretary of State Hillary Clinton while still consulting for private client.
Full StoryJustin Bieber Poll Shows People Think He’s A Twit
Hollywood,CA – (SatireWorld.com) Pop stars don’t have to worry about poll ratings…or do they? Singer Justin Bieber may still sell out concerts, but the young pop star’s penchant for headline-grabbing behavior is causing his poll numbers to plummet.
Full StoryMSNBC: Boston Terror Cell Expands – Kazakhstani Detained!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) MSNBC reports that FBI and Boston Police raided a rundown motor home on the outskirts of Watertown in its continued investigation into the possiblity of an advanced terrorist cell network in the New England area. Detained was a student on an expired visa. The FBI says the 32 year old male’s [...]
Full StoryOnce Mothballed US Battleships New Jersey, North Carolina, Iowa, and Missouri Sail Once Again Toward North Korea
Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean – In a scene reminiscent of a WWII era news reel, four of America’s remaining battlewagons steamed across the Pacific Ocean on their way to combat stations off the shores of Communist North Korea.
Full StoryNew Pope To Sell Vatican and Distribute Artwork to Poor!
Vatican City, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) Newly elected Pope Francis I shocked onlookers and Catholics worldwide as he stated the immediate goals of the Church from the balcony of his new home. The Pope’s goals included the immediate sale of the Vatican, distribution of all artworks, and the digitalization of the vast Papal Library.
Full StoryOsama Bin Laden’s Son-in-Law Arrested….US Judge Tells Him To ‘Take a Bath’
Manhattan Federal Detention Center A son-in-law of Osama bin Laden who acted as a spokesman for al Qaida, pleaded not guilty in federal court on Friday to conspiracy to kill Americans.
Full StoryMiss Teenage USA Resigns Over Sexually Explicit Fast Food Visit
Taos, NM – (SatireWorld.com) A Miss Teenage USA has resigned Tuesday after a video surfaced online that allegedly features the 18-year-old beauty queen engaging in a sexual act at a fast food restaurant.
Full StoryPope Benedict Applies For Food Stamps Upon Stepping Down
Vatican City, Rome Pope Benedict is stepping down as Pope of the almost one billion Catholics believers after almost a decade administering to the faithful’s religious needs. The German-born Pope claims he’s heading into a self-imposed retirement after sixty plus years of devout service to his faith.
Full StoryThe 2013 ‘Dorking Dorks’ Award Winners Are….
It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. It’s that time again…..The 2013 Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These annual honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Full StoryCleric Fatwa Orders Baby Girls To Wear Burka So Saudi Child Molesters Won’t Be Attracted To Them…
Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) A Saudi cleric has called for all female babies to be fully covered by wearing the face veil, commonly known as the burka, citing reports of little girls being sexually molested by sex-starved Saudi men.
Full StoryDoes The Mainstream Media Love To B-S Us?
SatireWorld Editorial: Why is it that those who steal guns, and kill movie goers and children in school are always Democrats, and not conservatives or NRA members like the mainstream media wants you to believe?
Full StoryEmperor Obama Attempts Personal Gun Grab Using ‘Executive Powers’. Gun Owners saying….”Blow it out your Arse”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The gloves are officially off in the gun control fight in Washington. After Vice President Biden reiterated the White House intention to use ‘executive power’ to reduce gun violence following the Newtown shooting, a Republican congressman warned on Wednesday the idea sounded like “dictatorship” to him.
Full StoryEnglishmen Not Producing As Much Sperm As Before Says Brit Physician
Birmingham (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study.
Full StoryCaptain America Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job!
Dingleberry, SC – (SatireWorld.com) At the Dingleberry Regional Mall there was a bit of excitement during the first official day of the holiday shopping season…Mall officials fired Santa Claus!
Full StoryWelcome To The USA….Wait! Here’s Your Freebies!
“Welcome to USA.gov,” a website maintained by the Department of Homeland Security’s U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services bills itself as the “primary gateway for new immigrants to find basic information on how to settle in the United States” …featuring a prominent section for new immigrants about how to access government benefits.
Full StoryPBS’s ‘Elmo’ of Sesame Street Channels Michael Jackson in Underage Sex Thriller
PBS Television – (SatireWorld.com) Kevin Clash (the man known as the voice of Elmo) has taken a leave of absence from Sesame Street in the wake of allegations he had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy, allegations Clash adamantly denies.
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