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Finding Wifes Phone Number On Men’s Room Wall Doesn’t Deter ‘The World’s Happiest Man’

Brighton, MA-(satireworld.com) Happy’ Ed Gleeson is without a doubt the ‘Happiest Man in the World!’ He’s earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude.

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Sent To His Room Without Supper

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a pre-emptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to […]

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Kim Kardashian Promises To Show Her Ass At Furguson Rally To Soothe Frayed Nerves

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) What better way to show folks your support for injustice than to take a few moments and parade your ass around town. If you’re Kim Kardashian the beleagured town of Furguson, Missouri is just the place to give a one-person booty parade.

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Michelle Now Wants Her Own Crown Jewels

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is upset at the Federal Government and believes that they have been holding out on her and her husband. After the blanket amnesty degree yesterday, she screamed at reporters “We been in office over six years now and ain’t nobody give us the crown jewels yet! Do […]

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Good News For National Debt…Obama’s Credit Card Declined!


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New York City, NY- (satireworld.com) While signing an executive order on Friday mandating chip-and-pin technology on all federal government credit and debit cards, the president revealed that his personal card was declined at a restaurant in New York City last month where he attempted to buy a ham sandwich on rye and a bag of […]

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Suddenly Re-Appears…Sees His Shadow…Eight More Months Of Cheesy Propaganda

North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korean Leader-for-Life Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance in five weeks. The official state media reported Tuesday that Jong Un was in splendid health and swam in frigid water for almost 25 miles, climbed 12,000 foot Mt. Un Lin by himself, then bedded 12 prostitutes to prove his […]

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ISIS Cleric Says Jihadist Will Receive 144 Virgins If Killed By US Forces In Rare Two-For-One Giveaway

Sudan, Africa – (satireworld.com) Recently, one of the ISIL muftis in Sudan, has tried to induce Sudanese youth to join terrorist groups in Iraq and Syria.

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ISIS Leaders Vow To Take Up Golf

Mosul, Iraq – (satireworld.com) Soon after President Obama’s speech on Wednesday where he outlined the nation’s hastily cobbled strategy concerning the defeat of the ISIS fundamentalist terror army, the head spokesman for the Syrian rebels announced that ISIS too has shifted priorities and will soon start playing golf just like a certain western leader.

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Skeet Shooting Exhibition Places Wasserman-Schultz in the Crosshairs

Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of his most trusted supporter, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz while using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According […]

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US Retirees Sneaking Across Southern Border To Reap Extra Benefits

El Paso, TX – (satireworld.com) Hundreds of American senior citizens have become the latest group of ‘illegals’ crossing the Rio Grande river and entering American soil illegally hoping to get benefits they can’t afford at home.

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Desperate White House Staffers Now Referring To The President As Simply….’The Bear’….Huh?

The White House – (satireworld.com) In recent weeks a new manly nickname for Barack Obama has surfaced and has been inserted in press releases, along with those dreaded photo-ops, and played upon by the mainstream media as a description that highlights Obama’s hereto unknown dominating personna. ‘The Bear’ has connoctations of a fierce, burly, testosterone […]

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NBC Pays Chelsea Clinton $600K NOT To Appear On TV

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and potential presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for four months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

(satireworld.com) Piloting his own version of a Blackhawk golf cart President Douchebag creates the killing of Bin Laden for a group of 4th grade students at the New Jersey School for Special Needs children.

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Barack Obama Presents….’Saving Private Bergdahl’

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) What do you do when scandal after scandal rocks your presidency on a daily basis like the VA disaster? Why, you sensationalize a story(any story) so your allies in the mainstream media can divert all media attention to a ‘feel good’ distraction showing your presidential humanitarian commitment to ‘your troops.’

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NSA Admits: ‘We Intercepted Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Intimate Phone Sex Conversations ‘

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After a string of recent scandal-ridden revelations, perhaps the biggest to hit the Obama Administration is the scope and size of the NSA’s intercepts of emails and phone conversations where virtually every phone call is recorded and passed on to the White House.

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American Jihadist Falls For Oldest Trick In The Book

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) Satireworld sources reveal the American who killed himself in a suicide attack in Syria was from South Florida. He lived in Cutler Ridge and went to Miami High School until he quit school in 2010. He was 20 years.

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Mysterious Human Thumb Observed Between Dolly Parton’s Breasts

Dollywood, TN – (satireworld.com) Country singer Dolly Parton may be an open book in her smash hit country songs, but Dolly Parton likes to keep some things quite literally close to her chest.

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Planned Parenthood Nixes Nancy Pelosi’s Eternal Damnation Decree From The Vatican

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone, who heads the archdiocese of San Francisco where House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), a Roman Catholic, resides, said that Catholics who are “dissenting from a defined Church teaching” in “a serious way,” must not receive Holy Communion and will go to Hell when she expires.

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HOB Series About Skanky ‘Girls’ Hits Dismal Season Finale

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) HBO producers are putting the best spin they can on the disastrous season finale ratings for HBO’s low-rated series ‘Girls’ starring leftist activist and equally dismal actresss Lena Dunham. After three long years of airing a show that basically no one watched, HBO added to the misery of its viewers by […]

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Childhood Photo Of Gov. Chris Christie and Pres. Barack Obama Surfaces in Hurricane Sandy Debris

*Friends since childhood? *Photo released to shore up flagging voter support. *Man says dog in photo was stolen then later eaten. *Obama hat made by mother in Honolulu. *Man says one had a bad case of fleas. *Photographer says both were high on pot!

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Even Wife’s Cell Phone Number Written On A Men’s Room Wall Doesn’t Deter ‘The Word’s Happiest Muslim!’

Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com) Happy' Ali Mohammed is without a doubt the 'Happiest Man in the World!' He's earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude about all things in life.

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Obama’s State Dinner Fetes Socialist French President With A Meal Fit-For-A-King

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) When your an imperial president you need to show the world at every chance, right? Even when the country faces economic uncertainty, the Obama’s know how to throw a state dinner on other peoples money.

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Those Darn Gun-Toting Conservatives Are To Blame….Well, Maybe Not!

Anywhere, USA For years now we have lived through the terrible tragedy of random shootings and mass murders at the hands of gunmen. Each and every-time the media covers the story for days on end and usually heaps blame via pundits or reporters on the NRA, gun rights supporters, gun owners, and even retailers who […]

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Researchers at Harvard Medical School Find Genetic Flaw In Those Who Share Liberal Ideology

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Researchers at the prestigious Harvard Medical School published a jaw-dropping study showing proof-positive results on what makes a person’s mind think in liberal political terms. After an exhausting 10 year study, over 5,000 local Bostonians and university students were given tests and DNA samples were taken in an effort to disprove […]

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Actor Sean Penn and El Chapo Meet to Discuss Melting Down Penn’s Gun Collection

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) Adding a new definition to the meaning of ‘pussy whipped,’ actor-leftist activist Sean Penn announced today that he’ll be melting his entire gun collection into a molten blob to appease girlfriend actress Charlize Theron’s fear of anything that goes bang. Except herself of course since she’s been banging a lot of […]

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Canadian Sex Experts Say…Pedophilia is a ‘Sexual Orientation’

Toronto, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) Straight, gay, bi, trans, and now…pedophile? Yes, you knew this was coming and the miscreant who’s molesting kids will have the protection of ‘sexual orientation’ on their side in the future. In fact, look for him or her to be proudly marching in a furure Gay Pride Parade!

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Revolutionary New Cloning Process Allows Santa To Deliver A Lingerie Model To Every Teenage Boy This Christmas

North Pole – (satireworld.com) After promising a 'stocking-stuffer like no other…And actually in a real pair of stockings,' Santa Claus announced today the new cloning process will allow him to fulfill every male teenagers sexual dream for next Christmas too.

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SatireWorld Asks….’Is Barack Obama Secretly A Homosexual?’

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Suppose someone credible suggested that Obama might be secretly gay? For years there have been rumors about President Barack Obama’s sexual preferences. In fact, a prominent member of Chicago’s homosexual community claims Barack Obama’s participation in the “gay” bar and bathhouse scene was so well known that many who were aware […]

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Gay Epidemic In China’s Future As Parents Abort Record Numbers Of Female Fetuses

Beijing, China-(SatireWorld.com) It’s a well known state secret that by the year 2020 an epidemic of male homosexuality will sweep a nation of a billion plus people making China the largest nation of single gay men on the planet.

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Al Gore Caught Up In Big Lifestyle Change Drama…Has First Bowel Movement In 20 Years!

Oxford, MA – (SatireWorld.cvom) Former Vice President Al Gore has successfully completed his first ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine.

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