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Fidel Castro Ashes Buried In Cigar Box In El Cheapo Cuban Funeral

Santiago de Cuba (Cuba) – (SatireWorld.com) Fidel Castro’s ashes were entombed in a massive stone next to national heroes on Sunday, as Cuba opens a new era without the communist leader who ruled for decades and killed or jailed dissenters in order to stay in power. In what’s being called the cheapest funeral for a […]

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SatireWorld Presents…Stars Without Make-up-Photo Edition

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) They flaunt themselves on big and small screens and draw legions of fans and admirers. But just how glamorous are these over-paid and ego filled stars in real life? Look at these unretouched photos of your favorite stars and see them in a new light….No wonder they’re unhappy and a bit […]

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President Trump First Presidential Citation to be Awarded to Departing Barack Obama

Trump Transition Team, NY – (SatireWorld.com) President-elect Donald Trump spoke with reporters for a few minutes today before leaving for Manhattan. He spoke of his immediate plans upon taking the oath of office in January.

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Pending ‘Fake News’ Crackdown Will Affect CNN-MSNBC-ABC-NBC Says Confidential Sources

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sources deep with-in the Obama Administration are claiming the President wants stricter controls over purported ‘fake news’ outlets that could have tilted voter’s ballot choices during the 2016 national elections.

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GOP to Democrats…..’Let’s Re-Ignite That Love We Once Had For Each Other’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The GOP still basking in the shellacking it handed the gobsmacked DNC in the presidential elections of 2016. Politely offered an olive branch of sorts looking to re-ignite the friendly but competitive spirit of bygone days in the political arena.

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New York Times Reports….Trump Racist!

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The once respected New York Times, which in recent years was mostly used for bird cage lining, has stepped forward and claimed that President-elect Donald J Trump is racist and is in a conspiracy that will affect black citizens.

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Trump: I Had A Wet Dream

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) What if Donald Trump had the hots for Hillary? Maybe it was all just some weird thing and not politics. Can you imagine!

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Trump Election Protest Jumpers Frustrated Over Golden Gate Bridge Proposed Safety Measures

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The City by the Bay citizens and visitors seemed to be showing their election frustration as scores of potential suicidal bridge jumpers arrived at Golden Gate Park each looking for a place in a long line that lead up to the Golden Gate Bridge pedestrian walkway.

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Hillary Clinton Blames Stunning Presidential Loss on SatireWorld

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happened to Hillary Clinton. But in Hillary Clinton’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making douchebags like the Clinton Cabel […]

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Boy 16 Builds Anatomically Correct Girl From Legos

Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son’s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be a naked girl in bed. A first she wanted to scream bloody murder, but on taking a closer look she knew something was more than a little odd. The Blond-haired vixen […]

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Obama: ‘They Go Low….We Get High’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) OK, you’ve just spent upwards of one billion dollars to get have a fellow Democrat in the nation’s highest office, but as election day rolls closer the reality of victory dims. Now, that’s some serious money that seems basically wasted. So, what do you do? Well, if you’re Barack Obama, or […]

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Huma’s Weiner Brings Down Hillary In Stunning October Surprise

Westchester County, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The FBI is probing new emails related to Hillary Clinton, FBI Director James Comey said in a Friday letter to lawmakers upon which many on Capitol Hill considered a re-opening of the Hillary server investigation that was closed in early July by Director Comey. That action was considered partisan politics […]

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Clinton Supporters Rush To Northern Border In Mass Exodus

Ottawa, Canada – (satireworld.com) The rising flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent successes of the Trump campaign are prompting an exodus among Hillary Clinton supporters who fear they’ll soon be required to become […]

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Clinton and Warren Within 3 Points in Nasty Women Poll

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Both Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren are statistically tied in a recent CNN poll covering which Democrat is the Nastiest Women in the World. The poll is within the margin of error and seasoned polling experts consider it a tie.

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Creepy Clowns Strike Fear in Blountstown Florida

Blountstown, Florida – (satireworld.com) Residents and authorities in in the sleepy panhandle town of Blountstown, Florida, have been on high alert since a resident reported seeing two “creepy clowns” staring at her from across a road as she walked her dog. Calhoun County Sheriff deputies are concerned after it emerged that a Facebook viral video, […]

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Donald J.Trump Promises To Give Hillary ‘First Ride/Last Ride’ On New Air Force One Plane

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised supporters in rural Pennsylvania that when he takes possession of the new Boeing 747 known as ‘Air Force One,’ he’ll give Hillary Clinton her first and last ride back to New York City.

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Heightened Fears Over ‘Handshake Hillary’ And The Spread of the Pneumonia Virus

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is reportedly recovering from a severe case of Calcutta Pneumonia, according to her campaign, but the mysterious virus that they say caused her to collapse in New York City Sunday has made several staffers sick, according to confidential sources.

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CAUGHT! Cheating Hillary Caught Wearing Wireless Ear Bud During Commander-in-Chief Debate

New York City – (satireworld.com) Forget calling Hillary Clinton ‘Crooked Hillary’ from now on. Since sharp-eyed viewers flooded Twitter with photos of Hillary wearing secretive ear bud during the debate over who’s best suited to lead our armed forces. Yes, folks are now calling her ‘Cheating Hillary.’

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Reality TV Show Will Place Celebrities Into Earth Orbit For Six Weeks

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Reality Pictures Television will introduce a new reality series format on cable TV…’The Milky Way Mission,’ will send celebrities into space on a space craft dubbed ‘Hollywood One’. RPT’s agreement is with the Space Expedition Corporation (SXC), which is launching a space travel program for civilians in late 2017.

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Weiner Holder Announces Surprise 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) BREAKING NEWS! As if 2016 wasn’t full of enough political surprises! This afternoon at 2 PM a joint press conference with both ex-congressman Anthony Weiner and ex-US Attorney General Eric Holder surprised even the most seasoned experts by announcing a bid for the US presidency and Vice Presidency.

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With Poll Numbers Soaring Trump Vows To Incarcerate Hillary Clinton When He Becomes President

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) With his poll numbers overcoming a month-long deficit of almost 15 points in some blue states, presidential candidate Donald Trump is soaring high…And so are his growing legion of supporters in states that historically were Democratic strongholds! Reports of discord and emotional hand-wringing has placed the DNC leadership in a position […]

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Shark Tank’s Mark Cuban…. Another Hillary Enabler Who Hasn’t A Clue

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Monday night on “CNN Tonight,” supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, said Clinton did nothing wrong because the person who set up her email should have set up “filters and alerts that said any email that came with a classified header.”

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Trump: Hillary’s Back Injury Due To Kick Starting Her Vibrator

Trump Tower, New York City – (satireworld.com) At a Wednesday press conference Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his opponent’s health and vitality and especially her ability to govern 24/7 without succumbing to bouts of pain in which she might require doses of powerful medications which he felt could cloud good judgement […]

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Hillary Scares Campaign Crowd In Scranton After 12 Minute Trance-like Stare Into Nothingness

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com) TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the […]

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Olympian Legend Michael Phelps Disqualified for Urinating in the Olympic Pool

Rio Olympic Village – (SatireWorld.com) When you have to go, well, you just have to go! But for 20 time Olympic record gold medalist Michael Phelps a tell tale yellow stream lead to his expulsion from future competitions in any Olympic-sized pool.

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Maybe The Cure For Gun Violence Is Right Under Our Noses

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, […]

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BATF Employee Admits Masturbating While On The Job Preparing Illegal Gun Owner Lists

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A senior official at the Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco,and Firearms Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career BATF official stored thousands of illegal gun owner records on file on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes […]

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John Kerry Caught Reading ‘SatireWorld’ On His iPad

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) At first Cal Henry was worried about his boss Secretary of State John Kerry locking himself in the private planes lavatory for almost an hour. Pressing his ear against the door he could hear giggles and a few short laughs. Somewhat relieved that the Secretary was OK, Henry took a seat […]

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NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600K Per Year For NOT Appearing on NBC News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her […]

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