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Venezuela Faces Severe Toilet Paper Shortages-Visitors Asked To Bring Their Own
Caracas, Venezuala – (SatireWorld.com) First milk, butter, coffee and cornmeal ran short. Now Venezuela is running out of the most basic of necessities – toilet paper!
Full StoryRep. Sheila Jackson-Lee….A Congressional Boss With A Mouth Like A Toilet!
US Congress – (SatireWorld.com) A lot of politicians give nicknames to their aides. George W. Bush famously referred to his attorney general, Alberto Gonzalez, as “Fredo.” Mitch Daniels, then head of the Office Of Management And Budget, was known as “The Blade.” Barack Obama reportedly called VP Joe Biden “Einstein.”
Full StoryWhite House To Add Laugh Track Audio During All Jay Carney Press Conferences
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House press secretary Jay Carney on Tuesday again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.”
Full StoryAnthony Weiner Enlarging His Staff After Fears Of Stiff Competition In NYC Mayoral Run
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced ex-congressman Anthony Weiner has increased the size of his staff in preparation for his run for mayor of New York City. Two sources said that they couldn’t tell SatireWorld the staffer’s name or what position he/she will assume under the former Congressman.
Full StoryBiden: “We Need To Tax American’s Happiness!”
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) At the annual dinner and speech fest for House Democratic hopefulls who will be throwing their hats in the ring during the upcoming 2014 mid-term elections, Vice President Joe Biden offered them a few tips on how to solidify the Democrastic base…Raise a few new taxes!
Full StoryAnti-Gun Advocates Refuse To Read This….But You Can!
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) According to data from the FBI’s uniform crime reports, California had the highest number of gun murders in 2011 with 1,220 — which makes up 68 percent of all murders in the state that year and equates to 3.25 murders per 100,000 people.
Full StoryNRA: 1 Million New Members Since January 2013!
Houston TX – (SatireWorld.com) Never ever doubt the resolve of Americans to protect their liberties when they are being threatened.
Full StoryTV’s ‘The Real Housewives Of Islamabad’ Premiers On US Cable Tonight
Islamabad, Pakistan -(SatireWorld.com) Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few tempers as season one of The Real Housewives of Islamabad makes its way to the small screen. Shot on location in Pakistan’s capitol, Islamabad, the first of sixteen segments is set to begin final editing as soon as goat herding [...]
Full StoryPoll: 69% Said ‘Yes’ To Wanting Their Own Gun Around During A Nearby Police Manhunt
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The nation watched as the Boston area went under lockdown during a manhunt for the armed and dangerous marathon bombing suspect. If you were in that situation, would you want a gun at your side?
Full StoryGovernment Scientists Discovery New Crayola Crayon Color
Palo Alto, CA – (SatireWorld.com) First there was the much touted colors of 2012 certain to dazzle the eye of any 10 year old, like Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown, Purple Heart,Banana Mania,Cotton Candy, Manatee, and Shadow. Today government scientists working under a $2.4 billion dollar grant announced a break through Crayola color which they hope will [...]
Full StoryFlorida Announces State Capitol Move To Orlando
Tallahassee, FL – News Wire Contributor The Florida Senate approved a plan to move the state capitol from presently located Tallahassee to center-state located Orlando. The move will save millions of dollars in transportation fees and travel expenses over a ten-year period.
Full StoryMSNBC – ‘It’s Just Common Sense Legislation- Ban Pressure Cookers Now’
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The two bombs that killed three people and injured at least 176 at the Boston Marathon on Monday were made from six-liter pressure cookers crammed with shards of metal, nails and ball bearings and stashed in black backpacks, police sources revealed today.
Full Story‘Welcome Back Kotter’s ‘ Arnold Horshack Often Mistaken For Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner
Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for disgraced ex-congressman Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner. Weiner is receiving renewed attention ever since he announced his ‘possible’ intentions of running for New York City mayor after recent polls have shown most voters have almost forgotten his nude photos mis-adventure.
Full Story‘Iron Lady’ Margaret Thatcher’s Best Quotes….
London (UK) – Margaret Thatcher, the “Iron Lady”, was a towering figure in British 20th century politics, a grocer’s daughter with a steely resolve who was loved and loathed in equal measure as she crushed the unions and privatised vast swathes of industry. She died on Monday, aged 87, after suffering a stroke. During her [...]
Full StoryJoe Biden Vows ‘To Be The First In’ During Any No. Korea Nuke Strike
With the possiblity of North Korea escalating on the threat of a nuclear attack aginst US bases and possibly Hawaii or the westcoast of the US mainland, Joe Biden reassured Democrats during a recent California speech that he’ll ‘personally take the fight to the enemy.’
Full StoryDocuments Reveal…Adolph Hitler was Often Pranked on April Fool’s Day!
Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen Nazi secret documents dating from the Hitler era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services have overlooked for more than 65 years….Adolph Hitler was color blind and a real bad sport about practical jokes.
Full StoryBREAKING NEWS! Scientists Issue Impending Earthquake Warning…Overweight People Asked Evacuate West Coast Areas Immediately!
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A just released US government report is causing concerns for citizens living on the West Coast. The report blames fat people in automobiles for the rise in tectonic activity mainly in the Pacific rim. Advisories have been forwarded to the US West Coast authorities in anticipation of the ‘Big One’ [...]
Full StoryNorth Korean Army Attacks Seoul For Snacks and Cheeseburgers
Seoul, South Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Today at dusk over 45 divisions of crack North Korean troops swarmed over the DMZ and attacked the capitol city of South Korea setting fires, looting stores and shops ending a 60 year armistice that was frequently broken over disputed boundaries and vast political reunificationissues.
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