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With Poll Numbers Soaring Trump Vows To Incarcerate Hillary Clinton When He Becomes President

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) With his poll numbers overcoming a month-long deficit of almost 15 points in some blue states, presidential candidate Donald Trump is soaring high…And so are his growing legion of supporters in states that historically were Democratic strongholds! Reports of discord and emotional hand-wringing has placed the DNC leadership in a position […]

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Shark Tank’s Mark Cuban…. Another Hillary Enabler Who Hasn’t A Clue

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Monday night on “CNN Tonight,” supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, said Clinton did nothing wrong because the person who set up her email should have set up “filters and alerts that said any email that came with a classified header.”

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Trump: Hillary’s Back Injury Due To Kick Starting Her Vibrator

Trump Tower, New York City – (satireworld.com) At a Wednesday press conference Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his opponent’s health and vitality and especially her ability to govern 24/7 without succumbing to bouts of pain in which she might require doses of powerful medications which he felt could cloud good judgement […]

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Hillary Scares Campaign Crowd In Scranton After 12 Minute Trance-like Stare Into Nothingness

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com) TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the […]

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Olympian Legend Michael Phelps Disqualified for Urinating in the Olympic Pool

Rio Olympic Village – (SatireWorld.com) When you have to go, well, you just have to go! But for 20 time Olympic record gold medalist Michael Phelps a tell tale yellow stream lead to his expulsion from future competitions in any Olympic-sized pool.

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Maybe The Cure For Gun Violence Is Right Under Our Noses

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, […]

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BATF Employee Admits Masturbating While On The Job Preparing Illegal Gun Owner Lists

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A senior official at the Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco,and Firearms Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career BATF official stored thousands of illegal gun owner records on file on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes […]

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John Kerry Caught Reading ‘SatireWorld’ On His iPad

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) At first Cal Henry was worried about his boss Secretary of State John Kerry locking himself in the private planes lavatory for almost an hour. Pressing his ear against the door he could hear giggles and a few short laughs. Somewhat relieved that the Secretary was OK, Henry took a seat […]

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NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600K Per Year For NOT Appearing on NBC News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her […]

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Trump To Copyright First Lady

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) One of the premier traits of a entrepreneur is the ability to spot trends while they are undiscovered and be able to move fast in order to capture the market lead and then reap the financial windfall. Without saying, the past success of presidential candidate Donald J.Trump has been his […]

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Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Atlanta’s DCD Issues Highest Level Zombie Alert for Philadelphia

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its second Zombie Alert for the Philadelphia area, advising citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in the event of a zombie breakout.

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New Millionaires Are Common After Blountstown’s Massive Gold Strike

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The Blountstown Chamber of Commerce released its newest report on the recent discover of massive gold deposits that have placed the once sleepy Florida Panhandle town on the map of richest places to live in America. Chamber President Cletus Moore included in the report of 87 locals who are newly-made millionaires. […]

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Sex In The Oval Office – The Bill Clinton Transcripts

Part III The Lewinsky Scandal The White House (satireworld.com) President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having illicit sex in the Oval Office […]

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton and Aide Huma Abedin Arrested By FBI

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Sources in the highest levels of the FBI are privately saying that an arrest warrant was issued for Democratic Presidential candidate, crime boss, and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton after reports of Justice Department Secretary Lynch was caught at a secret meeting with Bill Clinton.

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Hillary Vows To Place Elizabeth Warren’s Photo on US Quarter if Elected President

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Elizabeth Warren was paid a high honor when presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton vowed to place Warren’s facial image on a new US twenty-five-cent piece. “After all, Elizabeth is part Cherokee Indian and deserves all due respect as a fellow minority,” said Clinton as she addressed a gathering of retired Buffalo […]

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HBO: Due To Brexit Woes ‘Game of Thrones’ Begins Filming Season 6 in Mexico

The fantasy kingdom of Westeros in located in a rather temperate location. El Latrina, Mexico – (satireworld.com) Surprising many Britons who felt secure in voting to stay within the EU, the bitter vote to leave has left millions in a state of shock. None more so than the avid fans of cable TV’s popular ‘Game […]

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Most Innocents Killed In US From A Firearm Massacre Wasn’t Orlando

South Dakota – (satireworld.com) Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts. December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded […]

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Elizabeth ‘Fauxcohantos’ Warren Hopes For Clinton VP Spot

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren announced late Monday that she is slated to open for former President Bill Clinton at this summer’s Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.

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NASA Cover-up? Respected Astronomer Says Second Sun Exists.

The Internet is no stranger to NASA conspiracy theories. Most of them are so out of left field, they’re impossible to ignore. The latest is no exception, except if you believe in unicorns and pixie dust from Mars.

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WANTED: Man To Have Sex With Female Silverback Gorilla

Calcutta, India – (satireworld.com) Polo, India’s only 500 pound female Silverback gorilla, is looking for some love. Despite an eight-year search for a mate, Polo remains a very lonely bachelorette. Finally, her Calcutta zoo keepers made one final worldwide plea to find her a suitable sexual mate before her depression worsened.

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Paris Hilton Dead! Police Investigate…Illegal Drugs Blamed

Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com) >Found in awkward position. >Family upset-Rushing to scene. >Police investigate workers. >Manager detained. Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.

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Surprising Facts About Adolf Hitler Never Revealed… Until Now

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen Nazi secret documents dating from the Hitler era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services have overlooked for more than 65 years…Adolph Hitler was totally color blind and a real bad sport about practical jokes being played upon him.

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Bernie Saunders Explains His 1968 Draft Deferment During North Vietnam’s Gen. Giap’s Death Anniversary

Hanoi, VN – (satireworld.com) General Vo Nguyen (Dinky dau) Giap, architect of Vietnam’s resistance against first France, than the US. died one year ago today. A national celebration of his military life was being observed across the world including the US, family members and government officials said.

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The ‘World’s Most Interesting Man’ Hates Politics

Coast of Paraguay – (satireworld.com) Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet! But today Fernando certainly is that man.

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When The Top 10 Most Miserable US Cities To Live In Are All Run By Democrats Why Vote For Bernie?

Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com) According to Forbes rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA. So, why would anyone want to vote for a an avowed socialist like […]

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Obama Readies US Women As Fighting Force… All Must Register For Draft

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) On Thursday, Defense Ash Carter and Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, signed an order that officially rescinded the ban on women serving in combat. This was in part due to pressure from the White House which was eager to show that the President was upholding […]

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