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Documents Reveal…Adolph Hitler was Often Pranked on April Fool’s Day!
Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen Nazi secret documents dating from the Hitler era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services have overlooked for more than 65 years….Adolph Hitler was color blind and a real bad sport about practical jokes.
Full StoryBREAKING NEWS! Scientists Issue Impending Earthquake Warning…Overweight People Asked Evacuate West Coast Areas Immediately!
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A just released US government report is causing concerns for citizens living on the West Coast. The report blames fat people in automobiles for the rise in tectonic activity mainly in the Pacific rim. Advisories have been forwarded to the US West Coast authorities in anticipation of the ‘Big One’ [...]
Full StoryNorth Korean Army Attacks Seoul For Snacks and Cheeseburgers
Seoul, South Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Today at dusk over 45 divisions of crack North Korean troops swarmed over the DMZ and attacked the capitol city of South Korea setting fires, looting stores and shops ending a 60 year armistice that was frequently broken over disputed boundaries and vast political reunificationissues.
Full Story83 Year Old Barbara Walters Finally Announces Retirement! Will Interview Herself On Last Show
ABC News – Veteran TV news personality and icon Barbara Walters is set to retire in just a few days, according to multiple reports.
Full StoryHomeland Security Chief Denies Vicious Twitter Rumors
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a modern world where rumor spreads at the speed of light, except maybe at the Department of Homeland Security where a Twitter rumor has run rampent for almost two weeks before being challenged and debunked much to the chagrin of Director Janet Napolitano.
Full StoryBloomberg’s Trips To Burmuda Hide-a-Way Include His Personal Armed Guards In No-Gun Burmuda!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) In another classic example of ‘do-as-I-say,but not-as-I-do New York’s anti-gun mayor makes sure he’s well protected when abroad. A recent example is Bloomberg’s weekend get-a-ways to his lavish Burmuda retreat where armed NYC police are part of his entourage in violation of Burmuda’s strict no-gun policy.
Full StoryDepartment of Homeland Security Purchases 2,700 Armored Trucks to Patrol US Streets
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Department of Homeland Security recently retrofitted 2,717 of these ‘Mine Resistant Protected’ vehicles, or MRAP, for service on the streets of the United States.
Full StoryWriter NickFun Convinces Model Kate Upton To Be His Senior Prom Date
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Kate Upton just might go to a senior prom with a random LA high schooler just because he asked nicely in a video he made with several of his friends and the help of his lawn man.
Full StoryObama’s Limo Breaks Down During State Visit to Israel….Blames Sequester!
Tel Aviv, Israel – (SatireWorld.com) Despite all its high-tech gadgetry, communications onboard, rocket launchers, machine guns, quickie abortion clinic, and defensive armored plating, the White House limo, known as “The Beast” failed to start this morning shortly before President Barack Obama landed in Tel Aviv.
Full StoryAs His Poll Numbers Tank….Obama Goes Golfing!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s approval rating has fallen 18 points and his disapproval rating jumped 37 points since the beginning of the year, leaving him underwater, according to a new SatireWorld poll.
Full StoryYoung Girls Warned After Weiner Pops Up Again in NYC!
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner‘s ‘dormant’ New York City mayoral campaign paid more than $100,000 to a San Francisco-based polling firm earlier this month, suggesting the once-prominent Democrat whose career was derailed by allegations he sent salacious texts and photographs to various women online was contemplating a return to [...]
Full StoryPoll: 46% of Americans Believe the Main Stream Media CNN,CBS,ABC,NBC,MSNBC Is Biased and Leans Toward Obama
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A strong plurality of voters believe economic conditions in the United States are getting worse, not better, according to a new poll for The Hill and believe the $85 billion package of cuts known as the sequester will only make things worse.
Full StoryJust a Few Days After Testifying on the Need For More Gun Control, Gabby Gifford’s Husband Buys AR-15 and .45 Pistol, Once Caught, Then Claims “It Was a Joke”!
Phoenix, AZ – via Breitbart news Mark E. Kelly, gun-control proponent and husband to former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, recently purchased an AR-15 (an “assault weapon,” he called it), which he now says he intended as an illustration of the need for more stringent gun laws. Kelly reportedly bought the AR-15, high capacity magazines, and a [...]
Full StoryMichelle Obama: ‘Domestic Spy Drones Will Only Be Used In Our Fight Against Obesity’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration reversed course on its use of spy drones on US citizens, saying armed drones will only be used against fat citizens who overeat the wrong foods and will not be targeted against skinny people, or specially marked ‘plump’ Democrats.
Full StoryNorth Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Sent To His Room Without Supper
Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive nuclear attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to [...]
Full StoryNorth Korea Promises ‘Retaliatory March’ Against US Soil
Somewhere in North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea threatened the United States on Thursday with a preemptive ‘retalitory march’ by 100,000 North Korean soldiers, raising the level of rhetoric while the U.N. Security Council considers new sanctions against the reclusive country.
Full StoryFact: Jon Stewart is One of the Most Dishonest Men In Cable News and Possibly the Most Annoying Too
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Long touted by the extreme left as ‘a man without reproach,’ cable news veteran Jon Stewart is as biased and supportive of dubious political sciences as those from MSNBC, but his narrative gives viewers the impression that he has already vetted those interviewed and therefore, his version is truthful [...]
Full StoryObama Administration Appoints Fitness Guru Richard Simmons as British Ambassador
London(UK) British foreigh service personal were aghast as sequined topped Richard Simmons presented his official papers to the British Home Secretary as his first act as the US Ambassador to the Court of St. James in London.
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