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Texas Newspaper Publishes Map Of Gun Owners
Austin, TX – (SatireWorld.com) The Austin Gazzette surprized its readers this morning by publishing a map showing the location of gun-owning citizens. The action was similar to the recent publication of a gun owner’s map in Westchester County, New York which caused a furor in the press.
Full StoryEx-Current TV Staffers Say “Boss Was a Bullshitter”as Al Gore Really Goes Green
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Yesterday morning, the shell shocked staff at Current TV was called to an all hands staff meeting at its San Francisco headquarters, which was teleconferenced to their offices in LA and NYC, to meet their new bosses.
Full StoryCalifornia Officials Defend Decision to Name School After Mexican Murderer
Peoples Republic of California – (SatireWorld.com) The Alisal Union School District in Salinas agreed to name the new school in honor of Tiburcio Vasquez who was eventually hanged for killing at least two people in the nineteenth century.
Full StoryCiting Fiscal Cliff Concerns, The National Park Service To Close All Scenic Overlooks At Federal Parks
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With pressure building from within Congress about a fiscal cliff, and concerns voiced by OSHA, the US National Park service has temporarily closed all parks in the US with unfenced overlooks citing the dangers to the public.
Full StoryMichelle Obama’s Steak and Lobster Tab Exceeds the GNP of Finland!
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) According to first lady Michelle Obama it’s do as I say, not what I do! Remember the Michelle campaign of healthy eating and proper food choices for Americans? How about the much touted White House Garden, the scene of a hundred photo-ops with a hoe-in-hand Michelle bravely tilling the soil in a righteous [...]
Full StoryHow Liberals Plan On Taking Down the Second Amendment With The Help Of Eric Holder and Trevor Martin
Via: The American Thinker Jeff Lipkes Very soon after his 2009 inauguration, Barack Obama decided to move ahead with plans to use the horrific number of deaths in the Mexican drug wars as a pretext for new gun control laws. On March 26, 2009 Attorney General Eric Holder proposed ban on ‘assault weapons’ in order [...]
Full StoryIran’s Sharia Law…A Pedophiles Dream!
Moonbat, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) According to recently released statistics, in the past few weeks over 75 female children under 10 were forced to marry much older men. In 3,929 cases, Iranian brides were under 14.
Full StoryHappy July Fourth!
(SatireWorld.com) From all writers and staff at SatireWorld… Happy Fourth of July to all patriots. Especially those who’ve served our country in the past and those guarding us today.
Full StoryAnother Obama Solar Company Files For Bankruptcy After Receiving $400 Million Dollar Government Loan
Boulder, CO – (SatireWorld.com) Yes, another government supported endless hole-in-the-ground files for bankruptcy! Abound Solar, a Colorado thin-film photovoltaic panel startup that snagged $400 million in federal loan guarantees to take on industry leader First Solar, is shutting down and filing for bankruptcy, according to the U.S. Department of Energy.
Full StorySenate Hopeful Elizabeth Warren Pressed To Prove Her ‘Indian Heritage’ Claim
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Massachusetts senate hopeful Elizabeth Warren described herself in law-school professional directories as a Native American minority from 1986 to 1995. Now, she’s being asked to prove it
Full StoryLondon’s Mayoral Candidate Promises To Turn The City Into…a Muslim Londonstan
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Mayoral candidate Ken Livingstone has promised to turn London into a “beacon” for the words of the Prophet Mohammed in a sermon at one of the capital’s most controversial mosques. Later he was quoted as saying, “I promise to rename our fair city London-stan!”
Full StoryDepartment of Energy Underwrites Firefighting Costs For The Chevy Volt. $4.4 Million Allocated.
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a concerted effort to boost flagging sales for the cornerstone automobile of the Greenies, the Obama Administration sought to increase the Chevrolet Volt purchaser tax credit from $7,500 to $10,000. But still, buyers are as scarce as a snow shovel in Miami.
Full StoryIslamic Cleric Calls Upon The Faithful To Fast… Then Beat Their Wives
Barecelona, Spain – (SatireWorld.com) A Spanish Imam near Barcelona is under investigation after allegedly calling on the faithful to fast and then “discipline” errant wives using physical and psychological violence, police said on Tuesday.
Full StoryAngry Dad Posts Utube Video Of Daughter’s Computer Being Shot
Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) It may have come as a surprise to a stunned 15 year old, but when your dad works in IT, it’s probably not a wise move to write a Facebook post bashing him and your mother, all the while thinking that because Mom and Dad are blocked they’ll never see it. [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Thursday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I turned in a book report the other day and my teacher didn’t like it none. She said that I needed to comment on the theme and the symbolism and more of the plot and the depth of the characters. I picked the Illustrated Classics comic book edition of The Last [...]
Full StoryOccupy Wall Street Protestors Also Waiting In Line At VD Clinics
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Hundreds of Occupy Wall Street protesters are flocking to nearby health clinics for STD and HIV testing after getting it on in a flurry of 1960s-style free-sex with crusty strangers, street people, and horney New York City homeless.
Full StoryDebbie Wasserman-Schultz Defends Hoffa’s ‘Son-of-a-Bitch’ Phrase By Saying It’s Too Close To Home
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) At a union Labor Day celebration, union leader and son of a rat, James Hoffa jr, raised the bar on improper dialogue by calling for ‘war against those Tea Party son-of-a Bitches.’ Conservative leaders have asked the President to condemn such offensive and blantantly aggressive language, but the White House [...]
Full StoryThe Obamas Planning Another Vacation…” Well, It’s Hard Work Ruining A Country!”
Martha’s Vineyard, MA – (SatireWorld.com) It’s off to vacation land for the Obama’s who spent a record year playing sub-standard golf, and visiting Ireland, Spain, and England. The First Family will be hitting the dunes in their often visited get-a-way on Martha’s Vineyard. This year, they’ll have a chance to live the good life while [...]
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