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Casey Anthony Reportedly Hooking Up With Joran Van Der Sloot
Aruba (SatireWorld.com) Jailed murder suspect Joran Van Der Sloot who is in prison for the suspected murder of a Peruvian woman, and a suspect in the disappearance of an American tourist, Natalie Holloway, has reportedly sent love letters to Casey Anthony while she was in an Orlando, Florida jail cell. According to jail officials, Anthony [...]
Full StoryRonald McDonald Falls On Hard Times
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Ronald McDonald is falling on hard times after a 47 year run as the oficial spokesman and mascot for the fast food giant McDonalds. Citing unresponsive interest in youngsters now preoccupied with apps, gaming, and computers, todays children find the yellow-jumpered mascot, well, just plain boring.
Full StoryRapper Snoop Dogg Gives Up Hollywood To Return To The Streets
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Cordozar Calvin Broadus, or better known as rapper Snoop Dogg, took a few minutes one evening and finally followed the advice of a fellow street wise rapper who he has known since childhood.
Full StoryHow Congress Works… Or Your Tax Dollars At Work
(SatireWorld.com) How Congress Works Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person full-time for the job.
Full StoryVictoria Beckham Announces New Diet Plan
Harpo Studios Chicago – (SatireWorld.com) Once a part of a special Oprah Winfrey show concerning weight loss programs, guest Victoria Beckham unveiled her newest diet plan for viewers. Cameras zoomed in on a large table where Beckham’s latest book and diet plan were spread out for viewers. Beckham, once a member of the British rock [...]
Full StoryPakistani Man Shuts Down Internet Blames Lack Of Good Shoes
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Nobi Patel was visibly discouraged as he searched shop after shop looking for a comfortable pair of shoes to wear while powering up his village’s internet section. After almost a week of no internet connections, angry neighbors were hurling insults as he passed, hoping to antagonize the simple man as his [...]
Full StoryBack In Action, Paris Hilton Talks About Jail, Threesomes, And Her Difficulty Counting
Paris Hilton-land (SatireWorld.com) Everyone’s favorite blonde-haired dumbell is back in the tabloids after a hiatus of almost whole two years. Yes, a lifetime in Hilton-time.
Full StoryObama Concerned Waterboarding Discussion Over-Shadowing Recent Bin Laden Killing
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The administration’s greatest and only triumph in the past three years is losing the public’s interests as focus is being placed on the techniques used to find the location of Osama Bin Laden versus the actual high tech killing of the homicidal maniac.
Full StoryPrince Harry’s Date Asked To Leave Wedding Because Of Her Hat
Westminster Abbey, London – (SatireWorld.com) It might have been a good day for the bride and groom at London’s Westminster Abbey, but for the groom’s brother it was a millinery malfunction.
Full StoryJoran Van Der Sloot Promises Prison Authorities To Reveal The Location Of Noah’s Ark
Lima, Peru-(SatireWorld.com) Cooling his Dutch heels in a Peruvian prison on murder charges, Joran Van Der Sloot has promised Peruvian police that he will reveal the whereabouts of King Tut’s mother’s grave, the location of Noah’s Ark, Jimmy Hoffa’s grave, and Barack Obama’s lost keys to his 2001 Oldsmobile, in exchange for better conditions for [...]
Full StoryPentagon Allows ‘One Finger Salute’ For President After Libya Flip-Flop
The Pentagon, Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) The US military adopted a new executive order from President Barack Obama that allows any service person to salute the President with his or her middle finger in the upraised position. The newly approved salute adoption is part of the trade-off for removing the military’s the don’t ask-don’t tell protocol and [...]
Full StoryRock Stars Find New Ways To Screw Over Loyal Fans
New Jersey-(SatireWorld.com) Imagine having millions of adoring fans who eagerly rush out and and buy your albums and pay heady prices for concert tickets, all in an effort to enrich your bank account to unimaginable balances. If you’re living in New Jersey, the cost of star worship comes high even for non-fans of rock stars [...]
Full StoryParents Distraught As ‘Jersey Shore’ Snooki Turns Up Missing
Seaside Heights, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) The parents of popular reality star Snooki appealed to the government of Libya today, in an effort to get Colonel Gaddafi to send their daughter home before she gets hurt or hurts someone. The diminative Snooki, the main cast member of the MTV reality show ‘Jersey Shore,’ reportedly took a hiatus from [...]
Full StoryFukushima ‘Home Mini-Nuclear Reactor In A Box’ Recalled By FTC
Washington,DC-(SatireWorld.com) The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) issued a recall today for products manufactured by a Japanese company after numerous complaints surfaced from consumers. The Fukushima Home Mini-Nuclear Reactor In-A-Box with serial numbers beginning with 1887493760-A have been recalled and a credit will be issued by the manufacturer once the unit is returned.
Full StoryNigella Lawson Brassiere Fire Shuts Down Show
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) During a recent Nigella Lawson cooking show, an otherwise normal event went awry causing London’s firefighters to be called to the show’s set when a blaze threatened the life of the show’s host, Nigella Lawson.
Full StoryRon Reagan Shouts From Heaven…”Hey Obama…”It’s the shores of Tripoli!”
Heaven-(SatireWorld.com) A heavenly, but familiar voice spoke from the clouds over the White House jarring a sleeping Barack Obama. “Hey! Barack! It’s me Ron Reagan. Wake up you dolt. People are looking for democracy and dying in Libya and you’re worrying about unionism in Wisconsin.”
Full StoryCaught In The Act! Paris Hilton And Senator Al Franken In Sleazy Flap
Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com) The Paris Hilton admitted today that it had royaly screwed Senator Al Fraken the last the Minnesota Senator visited the French capitol.
Full StoryObama Appoints Stymie And Buckwheat As Ambassadors To Kenya
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The White House press secretary announced today that actors Stymie and Buckwheat were appointed by the president last week as the new ambassadors to the African nation of Kenya. Stymie, age 87, and Buckwheat, age unknown, presented their State Department credentials to the senior ambassador of Kenya in a televised celebration broadcast [...]
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