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‘Grand Theft Election’….It’s The Same Old Game For Democrats

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The closet geeks inside the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now […]

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the NBC News network.

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Elon Musk warns Democrats not to use Tesla charging stations with their solar powered Dildos!

Tyler, TX – (satireworld.com) Shortly after a Hilary Supporter was found dead in ecstasy, a Tesla exec and con man warned transsexuals and lesbians not to try to re-power their love toys from govt funded recharging stations which are popping up everywhere!

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2016: Obama’s last chance to enjoy Martha’s Vineyard before Bernie turns it into agrarian utopia!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Barry is feeling ‘the bern’ as the 74 year old communist is closing on Hill the Pill for the democratic nomination! “This could be our last year in paradise,” Barry was heard on a hot mike with Debbie the Douche at a MA fundraiser!

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Sanders and Schultz: “We’re moving the DNC to Toms River!”

Toms River, NJ – (satireworld.com) Debbie Wasserman Schulz and Bernie Sanders have decided to move the DNC to Toms River NJ to join the horde of Hasidic Jewish migrants fleeing from the terror of NYC and its anti semantic violence fostered by Jesse Jackson and his talk of Hymie town!

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Obama tweets:”Don’t laff at me Argentina!”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Fresh off his debut on Argentina’s hoofing it with POTUS, Obama speaks out about getting 4 3’s from former president! Twitter universe is alive today after Barack made a fool of himself on Agentina TV last night during a breathless attemp at a rendition of a tepid tango!

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Marco Rubio: Penis Envy Cost Me The Nomination!

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) Just days away after dropping out of the GOP presidential cluster Marco Rubio revealed his Penis Envy killed his chances for presidential erection(sic).

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Thanks to Bernie Millennials Moving Up From Parent’s Basement!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Bernie Sanders(S-D-Vt) now making it possible for unemployed college graduates to kick their parents out of their homes in order to compensate for years of white privilege and oppressing their long suffering kids!

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Hillary finally coughs up Hairball …DNA pending…

Reno, NV – (satireworld.com) After another gagging event during a $650,000 speaking engagement at a LBGT event Hillary finally coughed up the problem…a giant Hairball some say may be linked to “close personal assistant” Hummer Wiener!

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Spontaneous combustion blamed for Hillary’s pants suit fire during CNN interview!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Donald Trump was forced to eat his words today after an emergency causing Democratic front runner to have her pants catch on fire during a news conference with CNN on her sexual relationship with Vince Foster (rip).

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

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Patriots Win…Patriots Win!!!

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) Not since Bobby Thompson hit his shot heard round the world in 1951 has the sports world been so electrified after a Federal Judge overturned NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s draconian penalties against NE Patriots quarterback Tom Brady!

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El Chapo pops out of sewer in San Diego, granted Amnesty, Driver’s License and Food Stamps!

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com) Days after Mexico’s richest man, 2nd only to Carlos Slim, El Chapo escaped from a “high security” prison through a state of the art tunneling project funded by an Obama executive order to create shovel ready jobs for ‘undocumented tourists” he has popped up in San Diego, CA, a major crossing […]

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Hillary Reveals “my big fat Greek Presidency!”

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) As the economy continues to falter, and economic disaster looms in Europe, Hillary held a tantalizing look into her presidential agenda in an impromptu press conference at a ‘lick a donut” at a neighborhood Krispy Kreme franchise just a block away from Chelsea’s $11m penthouse while taking her granddaughter out for […]

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Antiques Road Show Uncovers Antique Bureau Worth 3.5M Spoof Points!

The Spoof – (satireworld.com) A dowdy London retiree, saying he ‘really didn’t need it anymore’, lugged an antique Victorian Bureau in for appraisal on the Antique Road Show, and found after an appraisal it was worth over 3.5M Spoof Points!

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White House Interns Scurry to Cover their Arse after Obama and Supremes make Buggery LAW OF THE LAND!

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Shortly after Obama ordered the White House to be bathed in the LGBT floodlights after the Supremes legalized sodomy and crimes against nature, fear and loathing lowered morals among young unpaid Ivy League male interns in the White House.

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Bank of America Cancels Free Dog Biscuits for Canine Clients; GOLDEN RETRIEVER Files Class Action suit!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A Golden Retriever,as a “matter of Principle” was forced to file a law suit in Federal court after a BOA branch canceled their policy of handing out doggy treats during transactions at their drive thru window.

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Obama threatens Supremes: May appoint himself to Supreme Court as his agenda turns to Ca-Ca!

Stuttgart, Germany – (satireworld.com) After 9 pints of good German Beer, Obama’s petulant behavior came to the front as he took aim at the Supreme Court for even hearing the latest challenge to his destructive health care policy causing chaos in the US!

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Jenner’s Penis generates no bids on Ebay despite claims it was only used 6 times!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) “Bruce”/Caitlyn Jenner was said to be mortified after his offer in the Antiques section of Ebay to sell his member to the highest bidder went relatively unnoticed despite a ‘buy it now’ price of $69.95” was generally ignored by collectors!

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Bruce Jenner confirms committment to pose nude after transformation surgery for Vogue!

New York City – (satireworld.com) Editor Ana Wintour said the 6 page planned photo spread will be “breath taking, tasteful, and beautiful ” saying the piece tentatively titled “Penis De Milo” will set the tone for future transgender photo exploration of the Transgender Body including before and after pictures.

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Obama Launches New Hash- Tag Campaign to Combat White Priviledge: *HUG A THUG!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The White House has launched a new campaign to let folks know Obama is not taking recent unrest in Baltimore lightly with his surrogate mother Valerie Jarrett announcing a new nationwide effort to combat guilt and remorse over “White Privilege” amongst American’s college students under the Hash-tag of *Hug a Thug […]

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Obama pardons Baltimore looters, clears way for Raven’s NFL Draft!

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com) New AG Loretta Lynch helped clear the way for the Raven’s to capitalize on the upcoming NFL draft by confirming that she was ‘all in’ on Obama’s executive action of standing down on prosecution of ‘underprivileged african american athletes’ entrapped by the ‘unfortunate activities of a few bad law enforcement officers’ […]

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9 out of 10 Looters Prefer Skittles, new poll shows!

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com) A new poll taken from the streets of a burned out Baltimore indicate that Skittles is still the choice of hundreds of looters as they rampage through the city under the guise of Equal justice leaving shop owners beaten, terrorized and burned out.

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Kardasian empire gears up for next big thing: Transgender Realty Show as Bruce steps out of the locker room and in to the waxing salon!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Millions of voters “Ready for Hillary” were glued to their 58″ wide screen TVs as Bruce Jenner met Dianne Sawyer for the long awaited announcement that the former Olympic Decathlon star, father of 6, and Wheaties spokesman who is credited with creating the phrase heard all over school grounds: “Eat me […]

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Chris Christie regains relevancy in NH after handing out Taylor Pork Roll Sandwiches!

Concord, NH – (satireworld.com) New Hampshire voters were left licking their lips after Presidential wannabe Governor Chris Christie whetted their appetite by introducing the crowd to a New Jersey staple, the tasty Taylor Ham Sandwich!

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Hillary denies she bused in “Wal Martians ” for Iowa photo ops!

Benton, AR – (satireworld.com) According to “after action” reports Hillary left Iowa earlier than planned after attempts to show the former First Lady as ‘a regular old grandma” went horribly wrong leading to since scrubbed footage of Hillary deluged with Wal Mart shoppers previously seen world wide on U-Tube videos poking fun at outrageously dressed, […]

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Hillary gives up in Iowa; crams into 3 seats in coach class to fly home to New Jersey!

Davenport, IA – (satireworld.com ) Saying “what difference does it make NOW” Hillary Clinton aborted her initial hokey kickoff to 2016 after a group of #Not Ready for Hillary activists pelted her entourage with Monica Lewinsky Bobble Head dolls at a War Against Women fund raiser at a Planned Parenthood Clinic next to a cemetery […]

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Obama declares national day of mourning after Debbie Wasserman Schultz Euthanized! Special Edition Full Color Photos!

Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com) Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson […]

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#NOT READY FOR HILLARY!

Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.

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Man with 9lb Penis talks softly but carries a big stick!

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com) SW has identified a German man who claims penis enhancement pills along with daily stretching exercise really does work!

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