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Administration: There is no God but Barry. God is Dead, Long Live Obama!
Chicago, IL- (SatireWorld.com) On the new Obama Organizing for America (OFA) religious site the president’s Chaplain Jeremiah Wright and High Priest Louis Farrakhan debuted their new prayer to go along with their demands that followers tithe 25% of their union wages for the new religious order of Obama.
Full StoryDiplomacy the Chicago Way: Trucks of Cash still flow to Karzai, LLC, But Doesn’t Buy Love!
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) Despite recent revelations (no surprise to SW readers) the Obama Chicago Political Machine now in control of DC, continues to pour millions in fresh minted C-notes into the hands of the corrupt leader of Afghanistan in order for him to maintain ‘the Chicago Way’ in his war torn, pre-historic country now [...]
Full StoryBat Guano: The Next Big Green Obama ‘Choom & Doom’ Scam!
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The EPA announced today over $500B in new energy grants for start up companies specializing in Bat S***t in keeping with the administration’s move toward legalizing marijuana and other scientific crap relating to the Global Warming Scam.
Full StoryThe Empire Strikes Back: Obama to Nationalize Liberal Print Media to Foil Bargis Tryhol!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following yesterday’s WSJ’s follow up story to a SW exclusive, a proposed conservative buyout of the nation’s most liberal, and misleading print media, President Obama has resorted to deceased socialist dictator Hugo Chavez’s playbook: Nationalize them!
Full StoryLGBT & NBA PICK OBAMA AS “Indeterminate Gender Person of Year!”
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) The liberal media and the NBA were gushing with admiration for America’s first ‘Amorphous President’ as they bypassed breaking stories on ‘live’ abortions by Planned Parenthood, the unraveling scenario of scandalous incompetence in Benghazi, and dithering malfeasance regarding welfare terrorists in Boston as President Obama awarded bench sitting NBA player Jason [...]
Full StoryMASSIVE IPO CAUSES PANIC IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA AS SATIRE WORLD ANNOUNCES PENDING ACQUISITIONS!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Staffers at the Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, the UK Guardian, the New York Times and the Chicago Tribune took a non binding vote TO QUIT after reports the Koch Brothers, Rupert Murdoch and Bargis Tryhol were about to buy out the failing publications!
Full StoryTreasury Announces ‘Small Change” For New $100 Bill Scheduled for October.
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administration recently announced the issuance of a new $100 bill scheduled for release in October and which requires a recall of all the old Ben Franklin’s.
Full StoryYOU KNOW YOU’RE IN TROUBLE WHEN….
SatireWorld Essay: If the citizens of this country had any doubt that their country had lost its way and was floundering in the new era of diversity, multi-culturalism and redistribution, let them put those doubts to rest right now!
Full StoryHillary Cornered! “I Did Not Have Intimate Relations With That Man Ben Gazzi!”
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Following a damaging 46 page report assembled by security conscious GOP legislators which revealed the inner circle of the Clinton Clique unequivocally denied enhanced security for slain ambassador Chris Stevens, Hillary doubled down on her denial of culpability.
Full StoryBoston Crime: 1200 Community College Students Deported as “persons of non-interest’ in Cover Up!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World undercover sources now report that over 1200 students from ‘overseas’ have suddenly vanished from a Boston Community College, (which can not be named due to a White House Blackout) after traces of gun powder, batteries, circuit breakers and free Obama cellphones have been traced back to Dzhokhar Tsarnacv’s dorm [...]
Full StoryCHOOM, BOOM and DOOM; COLORADO OBAMA POT RALLY ERUPTS IN GUNFIRE
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com) In an organized display to show solidarity with the current White House regime, thousands turned out in Denver to celebrate 4/20, a day in April that will live in infamy as the country goes up in smoke!
Full StoryCrisis in Boston: Cops Run Short of Ammo & Donuts During Lockdown!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In the aftermath of the Bean Town Marathon Murder and Mayhem, followed by the Watertown Meltdown, the entire Boston area surrounding Copley square and the area which houses several of the nation’s most liberal bastions of education have ground to a halt due to a total lock down.
Full StorySupport for Broken Boston Pours in from White House: Obama Promises ‘flyover’ Soon to Show Support!
Boston,MA – (SatireWorld.com) While president Barack Obama has yet to make a public appearance concerning the apparent terror attack in Boston leaving several dead and at least a hundred maimed, the White House announced that in a show of support and solidarity he would commission a symbolic ‘flyover’ in Air Force 1 on his way [...]
Full StoryBoston Explodes; Luckily Obama safe in Bunker after 4 Putting 11th hole on Andrew’s Air Force Base!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) White House spokesman Jay Blarney (sic) met with WH reporters in emergency session to assure the nation that Obama was perfectly safe after a series of explosions in Boston at the finish line of the Kennedy Memorial IRA marathon!
Full StoryRecent spate of rapper shootings around the country prompts Obama to act ‘for the children’, Bans Bieber Recordings!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The president stated that the shootings threaten the future of the industry, the history of black culture in America, the reduction in the voting population, the Black Shopping Network, and the eradication of role models for our ghetto children who will grow up without a black rapper to worship.
Full StoryBiden Fires 2 Warning Blasts from Shotgun at Korean Food Mart!
Washington, DC -(SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden unleashed his inner self this morning as he was involved in a ‘drive by’ past a Korean food mart in Washington which left two South Korean shoppers in ‘serious, but stable condition.”
Full StoryAl Gore, World’s Fattest Fool, Pretends UK is Tropical Paradise over Easter!
Cambridge (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) It appears only fitting that the world’s biggest fool, Al Gore, was on hand to bask in the excitement of the annual Oxford/Cambridge race on the Thames coinciding with the first day of summer, daylight savings time, and of course April fools day.
Full StoryWhite House Coup: Jarrett Assumes Command of Crisis Center As N. Korea Prepares to Launch!
White House Bunker, April 1, 2013 (year of the rat-f****er) Palace insiders are confirming that in the wake of imminent threats from North Korea, backed with support from Iran, President Obama has had what is charitably claimed to be a ‘Brain Cramp’ forcing him to turn over the defense of the country to Dominatrix in [...]
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