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Man with 9lb Penis talks softly but carries a big stick!

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com) SW has identified a German man who claims penis enhancement pills along with daily stretching exercise really does work!

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French react rudely after reminder of inglorious Surrender in WW11!

Paris, France – (satireworld.com) An American Tourist & war veteran was stoned and deported after caught at the Grand Palais Charles DeGaulle statue chanting : HANDS UP DON’T SHOOT!”

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Thanks to Affirmative Action Spoof writer & white lyrist breaks into Rap Music at #1!

Charleston, SC – (satireworld.com) Satire World Writer Evil Williams is reveling in his new found fame as an iconic white rapper as his surprise hit “Yo, Go F***k your ownself” soared to #1 over the weekend on pirated FM channel 101 Rap broadcasting from a gambling boat based out of Charleston, SC.

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Kennedy Calamity as Mary Kennedy body pops up again & shuts down Cape Cod Bourne Bridge and Rotary!

Hyannis Port, MA – (satireworld.com) “Dem Bones, Dem Bones, them Bones keep Moving around!” were the comments from Kennedy watchers following the latest shocking news on the continuing saga of Robert Kennedy who won’t rest until he moves his former wife’s remains far from the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port.

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Obama cancels Kenya visit due to ‘Global Warming:” to Send Susan Rice after Massacre!

Nairobi, Kenya – (satireworld.com) Saying it was ‘just to hot to travel’ President Obama once again refused to cross a red line of blood in the sand after Somali terrorists went on a rampage in his father’s home country of Kenya killing 150 college students leaving the UN holding the bag for their student loans.

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“Alluh-u-Akbar, Pass the Ketchup;” John Kerry books trip to Oslo to accept Nobel Prize after selling out free world!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) John Kerry was polishing up his Nobel Acceptance speech after praising himself for hammering out a nuclear accord with Iran which granted them everything to ensure control of the entire mid-east while funding continued terrorism in the process.

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Italian Federation of Christian Pizza makers launch #Go F****You fund raiser to send LBGT Protesters to Iran!

Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com) Joey Gombadino, spokesman for the Italian Federation of Christian Pizza Makers (IFCP) said he launched the fund raiser to collect money to send all the LBGT protestors to Iran so they could “protest their ass off while getting stoned out of their mind!”

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Satire World contributors take sabatical to become “Quality Control” testors at Nevada’s Midnight Bunny Ranch!

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Confirming the old axiom from Mae West that “a hard man is good to find’, Dennis Hof owner of Nevada’s Midnight Bunny Ranch confirmed that he has hired the entire journalistic staff of Bargis Tryhol’s Satire World Spoof site to test his business plan and grade his employees!

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Harry Reid admits he preferred a sharp stick in the eye rather than obscurity after 2016 elections!

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Five term Nevada Senate demagogue “Dirty”Harry Reid finally fessed up to poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick rather then face the possibility of enduring humiliation and possible criminal prosecution after decades of self dealing, corruption, nepotism and blackmail should the GOP win in 2016 and return the […]

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Kim Kardashian admitted after breakdown when she wakes up and can’t find her arse with both hands!

+Paramedics called to the Kardashian household after screaming fit disturbs neighborhood during panic attack by latex loser Kim Kardashian. +British media at a loss for words. +Neighbors in uproar over ass geeks trodding on lawns +Reports of one ass cheek growing larger than the other. (satireworld.com) According to one of the attending medics Kim was […]

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Leprosy cases in Florida on rise; Democrats quarantined after link to armadillos cited!

Daytona Beach, FL – (satireworld.com) Florida officials have cited 5 new cases of Leprosy in Volusia county due to ‘unnatural acts with Armadillos’ leading to the quarantine of DNC Charwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Congressman Alan Grayson!

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Joe Biden Checks in to Addiction Clinic with Erection Lasting 6 years!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Marie Harf, newly appointed spokesperson for the Biden family, announced this morning that the Vice President’s wife had committed him for rehab until ‘such time as he can get a grip on himself and his roving hands!”

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Obama changes ISIS strategy; appoints Susan Rice as CENTCOM Comander and discloses battle plans!

The State Department – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama opened a new policy of transparency late Friday by announcing a shake up in military leadership and a new policy in the battle against unemployed Jihadists by transferring military planning and action to the White House.

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Marie Barf (sic) Moving on as new CEO of Sony!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Brain dead 33 year old Marie Harf, spokesbabe for the State Department says she’s accepted a new job as CEO of Sony pictures after being mocked by internet fans who ‘just don’t get my nuances!”

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Captain America Claims…”Once You Look Closely, Climate Change Guru Nuttier Than a Snickers Bar”

Mumbai, Idia – (satireworld.com) International Climate Change Guru and multi millionaire Rajendra Pachauri is under fire again, this time in relation to his just published Romance Novel ‘Return to Almora’ detailing his many conquests while acting as a train conductor.

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More Bodies continue to pile up in Boston as Warren supporters found stiff in Hyribid cars buried in Snow drifts with dead batteries!

Boston,MA – (satireworld.com) Climate change deniers celebrated today as the death toll rose again as Department of Sanitation Workers uncovered 47 more bodies entombed in their Prius hybrids and Chevy Volts under 12 feet drifts on Beacon Hill when their batteries finally gave out while trying to heat the stranded vehicles while protesting against ‘big […]

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Uncommon Valor: Brian Williams Volunteers to Cover Boston Blizzard for Weather Channel!

New York City,NY – (satireworld.com) Embattled NBC Presidential Spokesman Brian Williams said he was willing to put his life on the line to make up for his ‘stolen valor’ lies about his experiences in Iraq, Afghanistan, Dien Bien Phu, Ferguson, Missouri, Dak To, and as a hunting companion to shotgun toting VP Joe Biden by […]

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Proctologist bored with standing around with finger up someone’s ass invents chocolate Anus Replicas for Valentines Day!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Well, it’s finally come to this: Replicating your own or your lover’s anus in chocolate for a valentine’s day gift to show you really care. A Lot!

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Unintended Consequences: Paltrow’s Vagina so clean it Squeaks!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Ever since Gwyneth Paltrow admitted to employing a Dyson steam vac to cleaning up her Vagina, Hollywood (and the rest of us) want to know ‘the rest of the story.’

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60 Minutes Steve Croft Reveals He and Barry Share Addiction to Brown Sugar!

CBS Studios, New York City – (satireworld.com) Shocking texts reveals the ‘ups and downs’ of Obama’s favorite interviewer as steamy text and pictures reveal 69 (NPI) year old’s taste for 41 year old Harvard educated Mocha Latte Lawyer Lisan Goines! According to exclusive information received by SW staffers, Croft & Obama got together regularly to […]

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Bureau of Land Managment Confirms Obama Plan to Name Martha’s Vineyard as a National Monument (to Himself!)

Cape Cod, MA – (satireworld.com) After listing vast miles of open water off Key West and the Dry Tortugus as off limits to fisherman, and thousands of recreational acres in the mid and north west as no go areas for RVers, hikers, hunters and bird watchers in order to clear a path for the steady […]

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Jefferey Epstein narrowly avoids assasination while Clinton Camp and Buckingham Palace claim it was a botched suicide attempt!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Convicted pedophile, mega millionaire, and poster boy for Viagra, Jeff Epstein claims he was the target of a killer as he shopped for ‘party favors’ at a Victoria’s Secret boutique in Washington DC early this morning!

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Kim Jong Un Vows to Fight Obesity in North Korea: Turns Down 240M Happy Meals from UN!

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korea’s new reverend leader, Kim Jong Un, appeared in Pyongyang Square in honor of Kim Il Sun’s (RIP) 100th birthday and took the opportunity to opine as he looked at things from his own perspective while reviewing all 1.2M men and women in the standing army as they goose […]

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Gloria Alred forced to drop all law suits after long lost footage from Cosby Penis Cam Surfaces!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Citing flawed “victims” and failure to pursue witnesses, main stream media and infamous Hollywood litigious attorney Gloria Alred forced to drop Cosby cases after video thought long gone surfaces from Playboy mansion. Hef says he’s dazed and confused over latest blockbuster find appears to show consensual sex with a hutch full […]

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Inuit woman claims she was never sexually abused by Bill Cosby!

Eagle Pass, Alaska – (satireworld.com) It took over two weeks, but the main stream media finally located a woman who not only denied ever hearing of Bill Cosby, but vehemently denies being abused by the famous comedian.

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UNREMORSEFUL

UNREMORSEFUL CHAPTER FIVE Garcia was part of an elite murder squad set up by the past mayor, the first Republican in the city’s History, to combat fratricide amongst the town’s five mafia families. Since expanded to take on the Russian Mafia, the Chinese Tongs , the Japanese Yakuza and the Israeli shake down financiers as […]

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UNREMORSEFUL

UNREMORSEFUL CHAPTER ONE The big oak door opened silently on it’s well oiled 6” brass hinges, the only sound within the richly appointed study being a crackling fire in the massive stone fireplace soaring to the beamed oaken ceiling. There was the smell of seasoned wood, well oiled leather, a pungent cigar and more than […]

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Just Sayin’!

Satireworld.com A corrupt Mexican Government relying on American aid to support it’s 3rd world narco economy finally released Marine SGT Andrew Tahmorressi after 214 days of inhuman imprisonment for taking a wrong turn into the country while under stress and seeking help at a VA hospital after two tours in Afghanistan. Several senators pushed for […]

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Wendy Davis blames E. Williams and dumb blonde joke for being 40 points down with just 3 days to go!!

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Texas diva, “Windy” Davis, who claims she’s only had 3 abortions, “and not 4”, the last when Bill Clinton accidentally rubbed up against her in his motel room, now says being tagged by SW political opinion writer E. Williams as a “dumb, white, blonde transgender Muslim ” seems to have resonated […]

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‘Pee Party’ advocate speaks out about planned puppy hood and Michelle’s new low cal diet for man’s best friend!

Pawley’s Isand, SC (Satire World) Just 5 days before the midterm election a new independent voice has sprung up to sound off advocating for common sense and a return to ‘the American Way’ of life of a by gone era as voters trot to the polls to reverse the disaster of 6 years of ‘the […]

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