Archive by Author
White House Coup: Jarrett Assumes Command of Crisis Center As N. Korea Prepares to Launch!
White House Bunker, April 1, 2013 (year of the rat-f****er) Palace insiders are confirming that in the wake of imminent threats from North Korea, backed with support from Iran, President Obama has had what is charitably claimed to be a ‘Brain Cramp’ forcing him to turn over the defense of the country to Dominatrix in [...]
Full StoryNorth Korea Strangely Silent after Kerry Delivers Sexual Aids to Kim Jung Dung, Jr.!
Poon Tang, N. Korea – (SatireWorld.com) In a last ditch effort to avoid annihilation by the superior physical and technical forces of the Peoples Repubic (sic) of North Korea, Secretary of State John Kerry landed on Inchon Beach to deliver a hoard of prized porn and sex toys to the deranged leader.
Full StoryPeace in Our Time: OBAMA ANNOUNCES JUDEO-CHRISTIAN QE2 Cruise Going NOWHERE!
Hamilton, Bermuda, April 1, 2013. The White House Travel Agency announced the President’s latest gambit to promote Judeo-Christian Unity in view of his waning popularity in Hollywood, Palm Beach and Tel Aviv by Chartering the Queen Mary 2 to celebrate the upcoming days of Passover, Palm Sunday, and Easter rolled up in one big cluster.
Full StoryFinally, Obama Takes Credit for Something: STI’s up 19.7M Since 2008 Erection(sic)
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administration finally has something to crow about, and White House Spokesman Jay Blarney (sic) was quick to point it out at a hastily called news conference this afternoon.
Full StoryBizarre: Post Mortem Claims Russian Oligarch accidentally strangled…by his own hands!
London(UK)-(SatireWorld.com) In a case fit for Sherlock Holmes, Metrpolitan police have determined that Russian Billionaire Boris Berezousky accidentally strangled himself while adjusting his ascot prior to attending afternoon tea with London Mayor Boris Johnson.
Full StoryUnexplained Deaths, Missing Ministers Leads to EU Demise: Brits Celebrate!
The UK breathed a sigh of relief today, after over 100 EU appointed ministers were found dead in their baths, hit by cabs, or from mysterious illnesses marked by bodies glowing in the dark.
Full StoryHorror in LA! Michael Moore trips and falls, crushing family of 6, 2 critically!
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) LAX was the scene of a horrific accident caused by Michael Moore, the docu-drama queen and darling of the liberal left as he ‘rushed’ through the airport in an attempt to make a flight to Venezuela in time for Hugo Chavez’s embalmment.
Full StoryHarry Reems Dead! Another ‘Big Gun’ Silenced in Liberal Hollywood!
Provo, Utah- (SatireWorld.com) Satire World editor Bargis Tryhol declared a day of mourning at the cutting edge investigative internet publication after learning of the death of his estranged and formerly conjoined twin Harry Reems in a VA hospital earlier this week.
Full StorySlick Willie Comments on Ashley Judd as Senate Hopeful: “Close, but no Cigar!”
New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Habitual serial womanizer and past president ‘Wet Willie’ Clinton is backing off actress Ashley Judd, a hollywood activist and brain dead liberal, for the Kentucky senate seat contest in 2014.
Full StoryLIBERAL SAP SUCKERS FROM MASSACHUSETTS INVADE MAINE!
Bangor, Maine – (SatireWorld.com) The swarm of liberal Sap Suckers from RI, CN, and Southern NH continue their locust like invasion of the formerly independent state of Maine intent on sucking the life blood out of the once proud state.
Full StoryObama to Jesse Jackson: “I’m off to Hymie town on Mission from Allah!”
Tel Aviv, Israel – (SatireWorld.com) Continuing his endless fund raising campaign, President Obama, “Bernie” to his Jewish friends in Hollywood, and “Sean” to his Black Irish friends in Boston, headed out on his latest “Charm Offensive’ to Israel.
Full StoryRyanaire Purchases New ‘Stripper’ Fleet from South Carolina American Manufactuer
Spartanburg, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Boeing Aircraft in South Carolina, a right to work state, announced today the signing of a massive 150-200 unit contract for their new “737 Stripper” to the Irish Airlines noted for their frugal “Mystery Flights to Somewhere.”
Full StoryObama Moves to Implement ‘CyprusCare’ To Fund More Vacations!
The White House announced today they were investigating a new fund raising method to insure that the Presidential Vacation/Travel budget would not be affected by the Sequester imposed by the President!
Full StoryTasteless! Obama refuses to eat after mysterious deaths leave position of Taster to the President unfilled!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House has linked the President’s obvious weight loss to their inability to fill the “Food Taster’ position after a series of coincidental and unexplained deaths by at least 3 former union workers who held the dubious job.
Full StoryObama set to appear In “Guns & Ammo” Realty Show with Ted Nugent!
Barack Obama thinks Ted Nugent is an NRA wild man…On the other hand, Ted Nugent thinks Obama is just a plain old asshole. The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following his 6 episode golf series “The Haney Project’, white house staffers have announced President Obama’s outreach to ‘bitter clingers’ as he takes shooting lessons with outspoken [...]
Full StorySon Malik Obama says Dad Was against gun control: Carried a rod in his pocket and had 5 wives and 14 children!
Niarobi, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com) Failed Kenyan politician, Malik (Roy) Obama, first son amongst many fathered by Barack Obama Sr, says”Dad was very loose with his cannon, and it would go off indiscriminately leading to my very large family of siblings including my kid brother ‘Lil Barry!’ He was adamantly against any form of gun control [...]
Full StoryRichard Simmons Embroiled In Vaginal Mesh Suit Says: Don’t Call Me “Dick” For Short!
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Obama’s new ambassador to England, Richard Simmons, made a big splash in the House of Commons yesterday where Speaker John Bercow introduced him to a huge crowd of gay staffers saying “And now, heeeeeres Dick!”
Full StoryBob Woodward Declares Reports of his Suicide in Marcy Park ‘Premature!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Luckily for investigative reporter Bob Woodward, known for his Watergate coverage, the White House continues to be unable to handle even the most simple task, as spokesman Jay Blarney announced the suicide death of Woodward at a press conference early this morning.
Full Story
Let’s Hear It!