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Italy in Chaos after Axelrod meddles in election, Comedian Surges, Dow Plummets: It’s a Joke, Right?
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) Most of Europe, including the US, is in financial turmoil after the Obama Cabal meddled in the recent Italian elections, using Chicago Slime-Dog David Axelrod to orchestrate the campaign of the current Prime minister who managed to gain just 10% of the votes leaving the corrupt country in shambles!
Full StoryAnd the Award for Best Supporting Actress for Comedic Farce goes to……
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The nation was treated to an unprecedented event last night at the Academy Awards, an event boycotted by 49.8% of the country, who really couldn’t be arsed, when leading lady Moochelle Obama (FLOAT-US) was beamed in live from the White House to accept the newly created award!
Full StoryNJ Senator Menendez Defends Reputation: “Some of my best friends (in Congress) are Whores!
Union City, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) As allegations against the ethically challenged Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) continue to surface, the former mayor of Union City, NJ, and recently re-erected poster boy for Viagra claimed he was the victim of partisan politics over charges he cavorted with underage prostitutes in the Dominican Republic.
Full StoryObama Led by his own Hubris on Road to Perdition While Country Flounders!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Anyone who thought ‘the second coming’ of Obama the Messiah after the election was going to lead to a ‘kindler gentler more partisan’ presidency was tragically mistaken, if not down right delusional.
Full StoryPiers Morgan: I’m So Hot My Fans Send me their (soiled) Panties! (now you can send yours too!)
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) England’s most self absorbed narcissistic and corrupt ‘journalist’ took to the air to proclaim he was the savior of CNN claiming his cult like following of 225 viewers would soon swamp the ratings of perennial cable news champ Bill O’Reilly.
Full Story‘Horse Face’ Kerry Announces He’s Bolting MA Due to Taxes; Popularity Sinks in New Gallup Poll!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Hot on the hooves of today’s announcement that Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffet are paying a $20 premium to acquire the Heinz empire, Secretary of State John Kerry announced he would be leaving his official residence in the Commonwealth behind, in part due to the $670,000 windfall impacting his stock portfolio [...]
Full StoryAmericans Concussed: Slapped Up Along Side the Head and Seeing Double: It’s Hillary in 2016!
New York City, NY- (Satireworld.com) A mega wealthy Greek (NPI), whose daughter was appointed an ambassador thanks to his massive fund raising efforts, has announced unequivocally that Hillary Clinton will be our next president in 2016, 2020, and by then of course HERE COMES CHELSEA!
Full StoryLA Cops Run Out of Ammo in CA Standoff, Jim Cantore Arrives To Cover Impending Shit Storm!
Big Bear, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The standoff involving 3 time killer and ex LA police officer Chris Dorner has ground to a halt as California law enforcement used up their ammo supply during a 25 minute shoot out in Big Bear!
Full StoryNRA, Gun Manufacturers Fete Obama as “Salesman of the Year!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The NRA today announced they were naming Barack Hussein Obama ‘Community Organizer of the Year’ after his authoritarian assault on the 2nd Amendment has sent gun and ammunition manufactures into overdrive and putting thousands of skilled craftsman to work!
Full StoryGround Hog Day:Tina Brown Sticks Head Out of Her Butt Predicts 12 More Years of Democrat Rule While Obama Goes Shooting!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Following closely on the heels of the 60 Minute Coronation of Hillary Clinton to be the next President for another 8 years, Newsweek editor in chief Tina Brown confirmed the findings with a front cover Valentine featuring the pants suited codependent wife of Bill Clinton.
Full StoryGoodell Steps in, Declares Super Bowl a Tie! Soccer Fans Love it!
New Orleans, LA – (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking conclusion to this year’s NFL race to the Super Bowl, the San Francisco 49′s and the Baltimore Ravens battled to an inconclusive tie after 6 overtimes led to no scoring putting Commissioner Roger Goodell in an awkward position.
Full StorySuper Bowl Weekend Turns into a Gay Old Time in New Orleans!
New Orleans, LA – (SatireWorld.com) Stop me if you’ve heard this one! Deciding to go to New Orleans to enjoy the sights and ambiance of the Super Bowl, quarterbacks Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez, Drew Brees along with Peyton and Eli Manning, all meet up and walk into this gay bar named ‘The Tight End’ and [...]
Full StoryThe Obama Doctrine: France Bankrupt, Turns off Lights, Throws up its hands. (Again!)
Paris, France (SatireWorld.com) France’s finance minister says the country has finally run out of other people’s money thanks to it’s socialistic policies of ‘tax and spend’ and the confiscatory policy of 75% tax on revenue producers, and for all intents and purposes is ‘BANKRUPT!’
Full StoryObama: Soccer should be our national sport cuz only the fans die young!
Blountstown, FL President Obama, the former Olympic member of the Indonesian Skeet Shooting team, jumped into the national discussion involving traumatic injuries in football siding with former SW reporter Harold Worth praising the ‘civility’ of ‘football’(soccer in the US) around the world, especially in the UK.
Full StoryBlountstown,Florida Disappears from Google Map! Now Shown as ‘Area 52!”
Blountstown, FL- (SatireWorld.com) The small panhandle town that sparked a gold rush after nuggets were found strewn all over farmer Van Peebles farm, has apparently disappeared!
Full StoryObama Takes on NRA, Says He Will Ban Guns from Military! (Deja Vu All Over Again!)
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Full StoryFeinstein Bows to Sierra Club: Adds Chainsaws to Assault Weapon Ban!
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Shortly after the Sierra Club authorized destructive sabotage to halt the Keystone Pipeline, Senator Diane Feinstein bowed to environmental pressure groups and added Chainsaws to her assault weapon ban to be announced later this week.
Full StoryEven the White House Blow Flies are on to Barry’s Bull Shit Now
The White House- (SatireWorld.com) The main stream media can spin Barry Sorento anyway they want, but the real litmus test is when you can’t fool a fly who can smell a pile of manure a mile away!
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