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Michelle Obama’s “‘Twas No Hope Before Christmas”

WASHINGTON – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is feeling hopeless these days. Unless her husband is the president, Michelle believes there is no hope for America. She was proud of this once great nation while it footed the bill for her world travels. But now that her home girl Hillary has been sent packing, suddenly, […]

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Fisher-Price Toy Controversy Brings Out Internet Paul Reveres

WHEREVER – (SatireWorld.com) Paul Revere is best known as a patriot in colonial days who alerted militia to approaching British forces before the battles of Lexington and Concord. An internet Paul Revere is someone who feels compelled to alert others on social media that something is wrong with a news story. They are similar to […]

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Polls: Hillary/Trump Locked in Satirical Tie

AUSTIN – (SatireWorld.com) Pollsters at the University of Texas say that a compilation of polls from across the country show Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump locked in a satirical tie for the presidency. Results showed Clinton with a 45% – 43% lead, with 12% completely unaware there is even an election in less than two […]

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Trump/Hillary Sing Debate Duet: “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”

ST. LOUIS – (satireworld.com) It was a magical moment during an otherwise contentious second presidential debate. Having just exchanged verbal blows over whether each candidate was fit to serve as president or not, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton broke into song in what pundits are calling “the first debate duet in political history.”

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Hillary Complained About Graffiti on Backdrop of Debate Stage

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) During the walk-through before the first presidential debate, Hillary Clinton pointed out something she didn’t think was appropriate on an American debate stage. She asked producers why there needed to be walls covered with graffiti behind both podiums on the big night.

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Hillary Clinton ‘Can’t Recall’ if She’s Running for President or Not

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) Notes from the FBI’s questioning of Hillary Clinton this summer show Mrs. Clinton couldn’t recall whether she received training for classified information, was told that her server could cause legal problems for her, or much of anything else, for that matter.

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49ers QB Kaepernick Explains Why He Refuses to Stand for National Anthem

SAN FRANCISCO – (satireworld.com) San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is facing criticism from American sports fans after he refused to stand for the national anthem before a preseason NFL game. Despite the controversy he’s caused himself, Kaepernick says he believes he’s doing the right thing and will continue to sit for the anthem going […]

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Huma Abedin: “No More Weiner, It’s Easier Being Lesbian Like Hillary”

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) Huma Abedin, the woman with the worst taste in men, and Hillary Clinton’s shadow, has been burned again by her sexting-addicted husband, Anthony Weiner. This makes the third time, and Huma said today she’s had enough.

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NY Post Promises Not to Publish Naked Pics of Bill Clinton’s Wife

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) A few Americans were shocked at the photos of a naked Melania Trump, Donald Trump’s wife, on the front page of the NY Post yesterday. Thankfully, the paper has promised ALL Americans that they will not be subjected to having to see naked pictures of Bill Clinton’s wife.

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Hand Gestures Reveal Donald Trump’s Past Occupations

CLEVELAND – (satireworld.com) A body language expert has used their scientific analysis to determine Donald Trump’s hidden, past job history – based solely on his hand gestures. Following the conclusion of the Republican National Convention, where he accepted his party’s nomination for President, the expert revealed their findings to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow.

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With Hillary Securing Nomination, Bill Begins Transitioning

CALIFORNIA – (satireworld.com) As soon as his WINO (Wife In Name Only) Hillary racked up enough delegates to secure the presumptive presidential nomination for the Democrats, Bill Clinton announced he will begin transitioning to a woman in the event that he becomes First Lady this fall.

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Hillary Clinton Becomes First Cyborg to Win Nomination of Major Party

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) The mainstream media nearly had a collective orgasm as Hillary Clinton became the first robot to win the nomination of one of the two main parties in American politics. Clinton, a first generation cyborg, will represent the soulless Democratic Party in the November election, unless the FBI pulls the plug on […]

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Planet of the Apes Files Wrongful Death Suit in Harambe Shooting

CINCINNATI – (satireworld.com) Lawyers representing the Planet of the Apes (POTA) filed a wrongful death lawsuit in Cincinnati this morning, charging the zoo and the parents of a boy who climbed into the gorilla exhibit with negligence and causing the unnecessary death of their friend, Harambe.

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Hillary Clinton, Smartest Woman in World, to Pen ‘Emails for Hillary’s’ Book

CHICAGO – (satireworld.com) The publishers at IDG Books, the company that puts out the “For Dummies” line of informative books, have signed a deal with Hillary Clinton to publish her book teaching the do’s and dont’s of emails, based on her expertise in the field. The book will be titled “Emails for Hillary’s.”

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Obama Plans to Apologize to Japan for Roosevelt Dropping F-Bomb

HIROSHIMA – (satireworld.com) Later this month, President Obama will make a trip to the site of the world’s most famous bomb blast, to make an apology for former President Roosevelt dropping a more powerful bomb. The F-bomb.

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Angry Birds Express Displeasure With Verizon

NEWARK, NJ – (satireworld.com) Graffiti and vandalism have been taken to the next level by a flock of angry birds who are apparently very pissed off at cell phone carrier Verizon Communications, Inc.

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Obama Warns Trump: “This Ain’t No Party, This Ain’t No Disco”

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) President Obama lectured reporters and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump today that the presidency is a serious job, and not just some reality show.

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Sumo Justice Warrior (SJW) is New Poster Child for Protesters

MASSACHUSETTS – (satireworld.com) SWJ’s come in a wide variety of colors, sizes, and levels of butthurt. But now, SJW’s have found their Godzilla. Their poster baby. A college senior named Cora is that champion.

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Glenn Beck Heading to Rehab for Cheetos Addiction

DALLAS – ()satireworld.com) The first step toward recovery, no matter what the addiction, is admitting you have a problem. Glenn Beck has finally reached rock bottom and agreed to seek professional help for his out-of-control Cheetos habit.

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Leaker of Panama Papers Revealed to be David Lee Roth

PANAMA – (satireworld.com) The former lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth, has rarely been intertwined in international affairs, but now the musician is coming clean about the controversy known as “The Panama Papers.”

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Obama Calls Putin to Discuss Transgender Bathroom Crisis

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) With the world in a precarious state from threats of terrorism, China’s economy on shaky ground, Iran getting nuclear weapons, and military skirmishes with other countries that continue to embarrass the United States, President Obama placed a call to Russia’s President Putin today.

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Sesame Street Introduces New Muslim Muppet ‘Zari’

PBS-Land – (satireworld.com) The popular children’s show Sesame Street has a new Muppet character, hijab-wearing “Zari,” who will be introduced on the Afghani version of the show. In PBS’s effort to remain as politically correct as possible, the character is an Islamic girl who will teach children about female empowerment and education, among other things.

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Bill Clinton Secretly Hoping for Hillary Indictment, Conjugal Visits

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) While his wife was getting spanked by Bernie Sanders in Wisconsin tonight, sources say Bill Clinton is secretly hoping that Hillary gets indicted, has to drop out of the presidential race, and is ultimately incarcerated.

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Hillary Sex Doll Satisfies Sick Progressives

PHOENIX – (satireworld.com) It takes all kinds, and today’s progressives have a reputation for flying their freak flags higher than anybody else. Combine this with the booming sex doll industry, an election year, and you have the Hillary sex doll.

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North Korea Threatens to Wipe Out Manhattan, Kansas

MANHATTAN – (satireworld.com) No one really knows why North Korea’s Kim Jong-un does the things he does, but the latest bluster coming from the dictator, and international spokesman for Supercuts, has security experts scratching their heads. For some reason, North Korea has it in for Manhattan, Kansas.

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Hillary: “They Can Take My Freedom, But They’ll Never Take My Vagina!”

FLORIDA – (satireworld.com) At a campaign event just before Super Tuesday voting, Hillary Clinton addressed nervous Democratic supporters who might still be undecided about whether to vote for her or Bernie Sanders, because of the threat of indictment over her email/private server scandal.

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Justice Clarence Thomas Utters Shocking First Word in Decade

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas opened his mouth for the first time in over ten years today while the Court was hearing arguments in a gun case. The utterance shocked and surprised everyone present.

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He’s Lost It: Authorities Searching For Glenn Beck’s Mind

DALLAS – (satireworld.com) After being reported missing over 24 hours by his wife, authorities have begun a nationwide search for talk radio host Glenn Beck’s mind. Beck is still around, it’s just his mind that is gone.

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Republican Presidential Hopefuls to Meet in Steel Cage Death Match

SOUTH CAROLINA – (satireworld.com) This week, CNN is hosting a unique event in the world of politics. Because of the vitriol displayed between the Republican candidates in the last GOP debate, the network is hosting a two-night, steel cage death match to whittle down the current field of six presidential hopefuls.

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Cam Newton Blames Super Bowl Loss on ‘The Man’

SANTA CLARA, CA – (satireworld.com) Before walking out on his post-game press conference following his team’s loss to Denver in Super Bowl 50, Carolina quarterback Cam Newton blamed his play on ‘The Man’ keeping him down.

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