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Teen Anti-Gun Activist David Hogg Rejected By Four Colleges

Broward County, Fl – (satireworld.com) Leftist teenage activist David Hogg, who supports everything anti-conservative, publicly revealed today that four out of four colleges he applied to this past winter have turned him down for this fall starting semester citing various reasons.

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White House To Provide Mental Health Counseling For Fans After Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie Split

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The planet is shocked — SHOCKED! — at the news Tuesday that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt…now comes the usual wave of government help for those snowflakes that require support and safe places in order to recover from the shock and resulting grief.

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‘Was She Intoxicated?’ Hillary Stumbles and Loses Shoe at 9-11 Memorial

New York City, NY (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

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The Clinton Death List….90 Names of Those Who Perished Associated With The Clintons

A trail of Death – The following is a list of a number of persons who have died in suspicious circumstances who had connection to the Clinton’s or the Clinton’s dealings. The length and breadth of this list is disconcerting. It is beyond credibility that very many of these cases are coincidences.

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NASA Posts Warning On Imminent 5.0+ Magnitude L.A. Earthquake – Blames Global Warming!

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) A report blames automobiles for the rise in tectonic activity mainly in the Pacific rim, and at various locations along the eastern seaboard of the US. Advisories have been forwarded to the US West Coast in anticipation of the ‘Big One’ which is expected to strike in the next few […]

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Bargis Tryhol Makes It Official…Enters 2016 Presidential Race

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty writer turned political activist and now 2016 Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the Obama-nomic turn down stagnating the entire US economy. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in January 2017.

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Man Wakes Up In Morgue

(Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) It was one of those nights for 68 year old Ian Younge. One of those nights when “just gimmee one more” seemed like a good idea – but in fact really wasn’t such a good idea. Younge was found dressed in woman’s clothing while passed out on a bus stop bench […]

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CafeSpike Voted ‘Most Awful’ Online Magazine For The Second Year In A Row

Portsmouth, UK – (satireworld.com) For the second year in a row, Viral Magazine has voted a UK online publication Cafe Spike ‘the worst piece of trash since the ‘Lady Godiva Chronicles’ a similar online magazine from Canada which won the ‘Most Bizarre’ prize in 2010.

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Monica Lewinski Announces Presidential Bid

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate […]

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US-Iran Nuke Deal Sealed With Firm ‘Pinkie-Promise’

Lucerne, Switzerland – (satireworld.com) After weeks of give and take, with Iran getting most of the take, the historic Iran-US nuclear deal seems to be coming to and end with Iran getting about 90% of what they wanted and the US getting just getting a deal, any deal, with lingering hopes to give some type […]

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Young Brits Now Claiming That British Sharia Law…’Not All That Bad After All’

London, England – (satireworld.com) British Security Forces went to Defcon security level 11 for the first time since the war in the Falklands, as thousands of Muslim protestors kneeled and prayed on the steps of Parliment in order to force the government to institute more demands for England’s swelling muslim population .

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Jeffrey Epstein….The Billionaire Pedophile With Links To Bill Clinton

Palm Beach, FL – (satireworld.com) A list of people who have associated with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein over the years would take in the world of celebrity, science, politics…and now ex-presidents and royalty. Over the past few years, the tea sipping yoga practicing financier has been linked with ex-US President Bill Clinton and the royal […]

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Online Magazine Voted ‘Most Awful’ For The Second Year In A Row

Portsmouth, UK – (satireworld.com) For the second year in a row, Viral Magazine has voted a UK online publication Cafe Spike ‘the worst piece of trash since the ‘Lady Godiva Chronicles’ a similar online magazine from Canada which won the ‘most bizarre’ prize in 2010.

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Fake TSA Agent Gropes Woman at San Francisco Airport

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) A drunk illegal alien allegedly posed as a TSA officer at San Francisco airport before pulling two women into a private screening area to give them a pat down, police said after the two women complained to authorities.

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Great Britain Eliminated From World Cup”

(Brazil) – World Cup As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the games […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Team From Djibouti Arrives, Unaware They Weren’t Invited”

(Brazil) – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the games and […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Disgraced Former World Cup Official Spotted at Latest Games”

(Brazil) – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the games and […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “London Gay Pride Parade Unsuccessful With Football Fans and Players Here in Brazil”

Brazil-FIFA World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire Security Guards to Protect Flocks from Football Players”

Brazil – World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “I Had My First Brazilian Today”

Brazil at the World Cup- (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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World Cup Bound Harold Worth Accidently Joins A Brazilian Street Gang

Rio de Janiro, Brazil – (satireworld.com) British reporter Harold Worth was in his 6th day of an South American fact finding and a vist to thje FIFA World Cup when, as fate would have it, he made a wrong turn on one of Rio’s numerous freeway off ramps. Soon, after a myriad of turns and […]

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Writer Tricks His Number One Fan

Spoofland – (SatireWorld.com) Being a Colonel Juan fan has its ups and downs and being the number one Spoof fan of all time, Edna Smithers spent hundreds of hours each week reading all his Cheryl Cole stories and following every word he wrote in the forums. Yes, she dreamed of the day she would meet […]

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Plot To Trap and Kidnap Obama Unravels… Suspects Sought!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A spokesman for the US Secret Service unveiled a plot, supposedly by Tea Party activists, to kidnap President Barack Obama by using a trap-like device located on the grounds of the White House. According to the spokesman, the Tea Party planned to keep the President hidden away until after the 2016 […]

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